Thor is literal god, right? Like the actual god straight out of Germanic mythology. How come he's not a thousand powerlevels above everyone else?
Help a non-capeshit consumer understand. Shouldn't this guy basically solo every confrontation in the movies?
He's actually just some alien like superman, they just call them gods to explain why they have the same name or something. I
Anyway, it's just make-pretend movies for kids, anyone who thinks about this shit should be ashamed of themselves. It's like asking >wait aren't dinosaurs extinct how does Barney teach those kids their ABCs?
nah, asgardians are an alien race
he is in the comics but they powered him down in the movies as well as other characters
they're powerful aliens and we considered them gods, creating our mythology.
I'm glad they gave him a new haircut. My gf was constantly moving her tushy around on the seat while he was on screen with his long hair.
god with a small g
arsen are gods but not all powerfull. they had flaws and made bad decisions like everybody else. learn to mythology. odin, thor and every other god died at ragnarok. in fact these gods were afraid of the fenriswolf, for example, and had to put him in chains when he was young.
>Thor's most known and iconic weapon is his mighty hammer
>give him an axe instead
the characters are powerful enough for the scene they're in. that's it. there's nothing else going on.
It’s ancient aliens, humans in the past encountered asgaurdians and worshipped them as gods, turns out they were exactly like they were described in Norse mythology only they were aliens and not “gods” though they do seem to enjoy using the terminology of “gods” but that seems to be an ego thing and being nearly immortal, having magical six as control over lightning or extreme forms of trickery like Loki, and long lived compared to most other things in the universe “gods” somewhat fits them anyway.
except it's nothing like that. Good try being edgy, faggot.
>just shut your brain off bro lmao
And you didn't fuck her while speaking in his voice?
It's explained quite plainly in the MCU films themselves that they are the gods from Norse mythology - they actually were on Earth and did shit during that time. They're really just powerful aliens and some have magic powers, but "gods" is just a power tier in the MCU, they aren't all-powerful or invincible.
there are no gods in MCU
It's all to sell toys. Why do you think every single hero gets a new costume every single film
Sell toys? Aren't these supa hewo movies for adults though? Why would kids want toys for serious grown up dramas like Cape Men Fight Purple Man?
user, they even made toys for movie like alien back then
the fuck you talking about
He's the strongest Avenger
I really think it's just the royal family and a select few who have magic powers. A huge chunk of them died very easily in Ragnorok. Hell at the beginning of IW Thanos and his lackeys wipe out an entire ship of them in a few seconds off-screen. If they were all Thors they would have at least put up somewhat of a fight
It's exactly like that. If you don't have kids and you watch this shit, you might as well be following MLP or Barney.
>wait aren't dinosaurs extinct how does Barney teach those kids their ABCs?
lol they even changed the Hulk's haircut in between Avengers 1 and 2. That had me laughing. The things they do to sell toys.
>Aren't these supa hewo movies for adults though?
Yeah, I guess kids don't find adult stuff interesting.
>Aren't these supa hewo movies for adults though?
>Yeah
This guy is unironically right.
I'll never understand the manchildren that waste their brain space trying to make sense of this shitty disposable fictional universe. There are fictional universes more deserving of that.
Reminds me of someone I know who was shocked at the end of Infinity War saying 'omg so and so are dead' etc etc and I was like 'c'mon, they could literally bring them all back at any time of their choosing, death doesn't mean jack shit in the marvel universe'. Somehow they just couldn't wrap their heads around the fact that the studio could just be keeping them in the dark or straight up lying to them about characters, or that the plot could literally go anywhere a writer decides to take it. These people think Chris Hemsworth et al are actually the superheroes they portray in real life. Makes me want to end their game and murder them all.
So what's Black Widow's deal then? Isn't she basically just a normal human but with a 9mm pistol?
Isn't that like bringing a Batman with shitty gadgets along?
lmao
you're a manchildren too user
>my fake world is better than your fake world
No, that's a comic superhero with the same name as the literal god.
She has super human strength and endurance.
>adults don't buy toys and models
>Germanic mythology
please do not lump norse people with krautniggers
>turns out they were exactly like they were described in Norse mythology
pretty sure they created our mythology. there's no way you encounter a bunch of aliens who completely match your religion by coincidence
>>adults don't buy toys
They don't. Manchildren might, but actual men don't. How many toys do you think your great grandfather had? What would he think if he knew his masculine progeny was defending men playing with toys?
>manchildren are not adults
Asgardians only live 5,000 years. A blip in the cosmic scale.
considering what counts as "toys" back then
I'd say my grandfather probably has toys
What kind of toys? Guns and cars aren't action figures. Your grandpappy was not playing with Flash Gordon or Dick Tracy action figures. Those are for prepubescent boys. GROW UP.
dicks don't suck themselves
Either way it's an economy. Money doesn't stink, you know.
Congratz being from a line of onions I suppose
>another brainlet that thinks norse aren't Germanic
Daily reminder norse people never amounted to anything in human history. West European whites did all the work.
>2019+0
>People still buying toys
user, you and I are in agreement. It's the other poster who doesn't see the point.
o wow check out this individual everyone!
Was nerf'd to fit the storyline,
Real thor would've ended it
Living tribunal.
Grandmaster.
Collector.
Ego.
Based
Norse are considered Germanic. In fact, Scandinavia is where the Germanic people originated, before migrating south and west.
Lol literally who?
Garbage man on garbage world, still a mortal lmao
Thanos literally dabbed on him into oblivion
Dead
Get dabbed on Kid LOL
I think he is saying what the fuck are you doing watching Barney the dinosaur.
MCU is a fictional world more intellectually bankrupt than most.
Manchildren that follow other fictional universes are practically adults compared to them. Mantoddlers would better describe capeshit fans.
>asgardians
Aesir or Vanir, motherfuckers. As soon as I heard "Asgardians" in Thor I cringed. Same with calling the race "Asgard" in Stargate SG-1. Why is it so hard for people to do even the smallest amount of research? I'm not insisting on the exact old Norse pronunciation, I just want the bare miminum of effort to avoid killing the suspension of disbelief. I don't even care about Idris Elba, if they are gods/aliens they can be played by pajeets for all I care (as long as they wear blond wigs).
oh wow
user, if you acted anymore like a manchildren, funko pops would start dripping out of your post
The only person I know irl that collects funko pops is unironically a capeshit fan, I'm not even lying.
It couldn't be more intellectually dishonest of you to try and correlate the converse with funko pops.
You know what fanbase capeshit subsumed? The WWE fans, literal redneck subhumans that used to watch and re-enact wrassling and thought it was real now like to watch big green guy punch big purple guy.
Literal mantoddlers.
user, the funkopops are dripping out of your post now
>Thor is literal god, right?
Literally no.
Keep projecting bro.
>Thanos literally dabbed on him into oblivion
not really. Tivan survived Thanos's invasion on knowhere. He was probably too strong for Thanos to handle so he got space stone'd to a random planet so he would stay out of his path
Marvel and especially avengers are the best selling funko pops lol. Capeshit attracts low iq ocd autists that are bad with money and gotta get all the merch like nothing before in history.
Yeah, but they fucked it up beyond all measure in the movies. In spite of only having briefly visited Earth a thousand years ago, Norse mythology still manages to account for things the humans never encountered, like Hela, Loki's Jotunn heritage, Surtr, Fenrir, Ragnarok, etc.
Think about that - any rando Norwegian could tell you secrets about them that not even Loki and Thor were aware of.
Not that guy but I once busted a huge load that was accompanied by the loudest crack of thunder I've ever heard. GF insisted on calling me thunder god for a while when we fucked.
>edgy
>making fun of capeshit
wow look an actual retard
>Not a redhead
They weren't even trying