The worst Avenger

Hes still the strongest avenger

>dabs on haters

But in all seriousness hes a fucking shrek now. No wait, even Shrek has more fucking balls than Prof Hulk. Hulk needs to be an unstable rage monster, not an awkward faggot.

Not reading your spoilers, just swinging by to say I can't wait to see Hulk and Thanos's rematch in End Game when I finally see it this week. Been waiting for a good Hulk fight for ages.

Why didn't it occur to anyone to use the Time Stone, once they got it?

Could have been a way around the limited supply of Pym Particles and limited number of trips.
Perhaps the Time Stone doesn't allow for travel like that but someone should have at least briefly suggested it

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>Why didn't it occur to anyone to use the Time Stone
They don't know how. You can't just use the infinity stones, you need special powers or items to harness their power.

Literally sacrificed his arm to bring back trillions of lives.

Even when Thanos used the time stone this way was kinda shitty. It was implied you have to have special knowledge to use the time stone this way, even the rest of the stones had the same books in Dr Strange. The time stone should have worked like all the others with his harness.

>Name one useful thing he did in all of Endgame.
He resurrected half of the universe and lived to tell the tale. He did even more than Tony.

Snapped everyone back from ashes. But honestly probably Thor should of been the one to do so. You know since he’s a fucking God. But no, fuck white males

He explained time travel in the MCU which basically means no matter if you go back or not, the events will still happen in an alternate timeline, therefor Thanos is inevitable.
Which in turn means this film takes place in an alternate timeline and in the original MCU half of the population are still dead

This is fucking retarded

The world should have already been doomed to endless war and famine by half of all life on Earth getting wiped out. Just turn your brain off bro.

He dabbed on those gay kids

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But its not. Thats why Nebula is still alive after shooting her past self

>arms aren't straight enough
>doesn't lean into his elbow
Poor form 2/10

Mordo said that Dr Strange would need to master a "litany of spells" to even understand how to use the time stone.

It's not like the power stone, which any retard can use to blow shit up. Time Stone is for real esoteric niggas only

Found it sort of distracting how they're supposed to be fighting this particular Thanos from 2014, from Guardians of the Galaxy 1, but his appearance has been altered quite a bit

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They literally explained why Having Thor use it was a bad idea, he was the first one that offered to use it but his mental state meant he probably would have fucked it up. It had to be Hulk because he was durable enough to withstand the gauntlet thanks to most of the energy from the stones being Gamma radiation. Had it been Thor, even if his mental state didn’t fuck it up, he would have at the very least blown his arm fully off by using the gauntlet. More likely he would have died.

Why didn't Dr Strange just send Thanos to the Mirror Dimension?

Yes.
Also why didn't Dr Strange just use a portal the same way Wong did and chop Thanos' arm off?

On that topic, why didn't Dr Strange open a portal to get back to Earth instead of flying to Titan with Iron Man?

>science things
>punching
>ruthless parody of jacked (but still insecure) manlets

Guess that could be explained as the portals having limited range.

Perhaps a powerful/skilled magic user like Wong can cast portals linking areas a few hundred miles apart on the same planet, but linking points light years apart might not be possible.

In Endgame Strange literally opens a giant ass portal from Titan so the GotG and Spiderman can join the battle

agreed. using the stone that way looks exactly like a sorcerer casting a spell, BECAUSE IT IS A FUCKING SPELL. Thanos isn't a wizard so he shouldn't know how to do that.

Then how come they open a portal right from Titan to the Avengers Compound for the final battle? GotG, Strange and Spider-Man get dusted on Titan and they appear from a portal on earth just like that if I remember correctly.

Thanos has the reality stone. He made himself a wizard

brought back everyone snapped to life.

Marvel made him a joke, because they don't want to give Universal good reason to make a solo film with him.

It's the same reason Marvel tried to push the Inhumans as the new X-Men/Mutants in the comics. If Marvel doesn't have the rights to make a solo film in house of a character, they will do what they can to make that franchise unprofitable.

they didn't alter their own timeline though dipshit. This is explictly stated in the movie. altering the past doesn't do jack shit to the present. all they did was make everyone who was snapped reappear. The movie ends in the same timeline the series started in.

jesus christ these movies are literally made for children, how do you cunts fuck this up?

You're right I didn't notice it was Titan on the other side of that portal

Maybe you need a large number of sorcerers working together to open that many giant portals, could explain the range too

yea cause old folk can dab like the youth of today.
>doubt

He adapted it, so that he could use it to point the direction they should get the fuck out to.

Based Hulk.

why would he go back to earth when they formed a plan to kill thanos on titan? your question doesn't make sense, or rather, it answers itself?

>flexes
"Get the fuck..."
>dabs
"OUT!"

BASED

Same Thor that took the power of a fucking star. Yeah Avengers power rankings are worse than Dragon Ball super

well, I don't LIKE the answer, but I accept it. also, dubs confirm I guess.

Dunno the fuck point you guys are talking about but no possible way to open a portal between Earth and Titan unless Strange knew where Titan was (hence why they rode the ship the whole way through) and no reason to open a portal back once they were there because it'd just help Thanos get to the remaining stone faster.

Yes and what did they say about killing baby Thanos you retard? They effectively killed baby Thanos by snapping him and his army same with Nebula killing her past self.

he mogged everyone

THEY SAID KILLING BABY THANOS WOULDN'T ALTER THE PRESENT WHICH IS EXACTLY WHAT I FUCKING SAID IN MY POST DIPSHIT YOU ARE ARGUING THAT THE MOVIE ENDS IN A DIFFERENT TIMELINE WHEN THE RULES EXPLICITLY STATE THAT ALTERING THE PAST DOESN'T DO JACK SHIT TO THE PRESENT HENCE THE PRESENT IS THE SAME TIMELINE DO YOU UNDERSTAND NOW FUCKTARD?

It doesnt do shit in the present because it creates a different timeline you retard. Did you fall asleep during this movie?

Taking something from the past creates a divergent timeline, putting it back erases that timeline. Nothing changes the past in the true main timeline.

How are they going to put back Thanos when his past self was turned to dust? This was the Thanos before he got even 1 of the stones

This

You specifically stated that the movie itself ends in an alternate timeline, which it DOES NOT.

If you want to argue that there may be timelines in which Thanos wins, sure go ahead, but that has ZERO BEARING on the universe the movie takes place in. You are backtracking into a different argument you didn't even originally make. Fucking terrible.

Taking the power stone created a divergent timeline. Putting it back erases that timeline so Thanos is still there and still goes through with his plan because that already happened and can;t be changed. He also still dies in 2022 by being snapped because that already happened and can't be changed.

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Have sex

Because it does end in an alternate timeline, otherwise you couldnt have cap being part of the Avengers and Bucky even being there in the first place if he just fucked off and stayed in the past

Don't reply to he's changed topics. The original point I was arguing against was

>Which in turn means ***this film takes place in an alternate timeline and in the original MCU half of the population are still dead***

This is WRONG according to the rules of time travel set forth in the movie. They didn't use time travel to alter their own pasts, they only used time travel to get the necessary tools to reverse the snappening, which itself has nothing to do with time travel or altering time lines.

Ive never seen someone be so triggered from shitty capeshit writing

But the divergent timeline must still be there otherwise you couldnt have Thanos being snapped and Thor kill him in his farm

What's worse, getting triggered by shitty capeshit writing, or misunderstanding it?

Why not? Returning the stone erases the divergent timeline but not the outcome in the present

Probably sperging out in full caps lock on an anonymous forum is worse.

cute zoomer gal showing boomer hulk how it's really done

so...
is earf fucked since their stones are distroyed?

honestly bro, it's impossible for cap to completely fix the alternate past timelines, because certain characters are now completely missing from them, but honestly, it doesn't matter since the present/main timeline is saved from Thanos (as is the one where 2014 Thanos came from).

You can't destroy the stones, just change their form. They were "reduced to atoms" but will eventually reform on their own over millions of millenia

agreed. Getting worked up is probably worse. at the end of the day, it's just schlocky entertainment, not really worth deep thought or anger.

you're a fucking retard

They should have just used DBZ time travel and not this convulted shit. Cap cant change the past but what the fuck does it even look like from his perspective? Who the fuck unbrainwashed Bucky? Who caused the civil war?

>DBZ
fuck off Yea Forums

Strange knew how to use it, had to study for it and is dust throughout the movie.

he tried that in Infinity War and Thonas 'shatters' it

Why didn't he snap an intellect into his Hulk brain before snapping everyone back?

Looks pretty anime to me

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>On that topic, why didn't Dr Strange open a portal to get back to Earth instead of flying to Titan with Iron Man?
He was caught and put on the ship by Thanos' Hype Man, and when they landed he opted to join forces with the other heroes present instead of immediately peacing out. They were defending the Earth from Thanos' two generals before and they had been killed or driven off. Thanos was also coming after the stones and by carrying the Time Stone round his neck Strange gave Thanos an incentive to NOT prioritize the Earth. After landing on Titan he checked the timelines and couldn't see a successful outcome if he peaced out there and then.

>posting this whilst browsing an anime image board

Looks Dragon Ball, which is inspired by Chinese Xianxia. The only problem is that they aren't also moving at retarded speeds and causing tears in time and space making the dimension around their battle unstable, because Dragon Ball is Xianxia Lite.

Bruh....

>Yea Forums - Television and film

I see no mention of anime

Get yourself a warning or banned and then tell me a stupid anime picture doesn't pop up to inform you of said warning or ban.

The old Capt we see is one that co-existed with the main timeline. Whether that means that he did indeed change the future or was simply there the whole time from the beginning of the MCU is up to interpretation due to time traveler fallacies, but the main timeline overall implies that Capt existed at the same time as himself at different ages.

Explain me this Yea Forums Cap come back to the 40, so what happened with the frozen Cap?

if he did indeed exist throughout the whole MCU
he must've had a pretty horrifying experience seeing peggy get alzheimer and continuously haunted by CA's supposed death during her twilight years

But he's still has his super powers, so what the fuck is he even doing all those years? And if there are 2 caps running around then how did Peggy not realise? It wouldn't exactly be in character for Cap to keep a low profile if he went back since his whole thing is being a hero

old cap existing in the current timeline is a fucking plot hole and shouldn't have happend because in the main timeline we know she died alone. It makes no sense for old cap to exist. Main timeline cap should have disappeared and never been seen again, while growing old in a completely alternate reality.

oldcap existing in the main timeline makes zero fucking sense.

no she didn't user
she married

Stayed frozen until 2012. From when he arrived in the 40s, there were two steve rogers

She married future steve and was sworn to secrecy so as not to fuck the timeline. It's why she mentions her husband but never names him

fuck
which means he also didn't get to attend his own wives funeral

Tony figures out time travel in like 2 scenes. The first was when they suggested it was possible. The second was when he spent an evening on it.

All well and good but its Captain America, the super hero who is moral enough to weild Mjolnir. So surely people would notice 2 caps

not if they told shield
like how they managed to hide hawkeye's family

He kept a low profile.

>Infinity War
>movie where Hulk should be constantly fighting
>get mostly Banner

>End Game
>movie where Banner is mostly doing scientific stuff
>get mostly Hulk

Why did they have this completely backwards?

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I saw that Alternate History Hub video too.

What i mean is, from the whole Mjolnir thing we know that Cap is worthy and pure. So it seems like it shits all over his developed character if they just have him go back and live his life with Peggy and not even bother helping out with any other threats etc. I mean hes been in the future for over 20 years by the end of this film, you'd think he'd be over her and actually do the right thing

But he DID open the portal from titan to earth in Endgame. Strange, Spidey, Star-lord came out of titan portal. Look at the background

but user
he did help out
what happened has already happened
changing the past could only mean disaster

He's not an asshole trying to play God, he knows that interfering with the timeline (hurr durr why didn't cap stop 9/11) will fuck it up and causes paradoxes.

He served, he won the war and he got to go home to be with his girl. His story is exactly what it should have been after WW2, just longer.

cap didn't stop 9-11 because he caused it

This is a loosely-tied end, though I think it would have been imperative for Capt to keep quiet about his true identity and overall (co)existence - for this reason I also doubt he had any children. Peggy is the only one could have likely known, and only to whatever extent that Capt told her (maybe he got away with reasoning that he “died” during the war so he could live quietly and peacefully with her.) It’s true that Capt could have easily created many diverging timelines just based on small actions, so it’s simplest to assume that he lived in a way that wouldn’t impact the success of young Capt and his friends later on (as he knows they will eventually win) and because he was never aided by a surprise old Capt when he was young, he has no reason to believe he needed to be involved as an old man either. He merely had to live through the inevitable death of his love and the tragedy of the snap, but he was able to live the fulfilling life he wanted and get back the time he had lost.

What other threats? Thanos and Hydra that he already beat?

I know that but i just cant see Cap sat back watching the news and thinking "lol it all works out anyway". Its Captain America and he knows he cant change the past or present so why not stop being a bitch over his oneitis and just stay in the present and fight off any other threats that might happen like he should be doing. I know they needed to give him a send off but they could have done it a better way

Well think of it this way. We know that you cannot change the past because everything you do there already happened. So it's not that Cap doesn't stop 9/11, because we know that he didn't he therefore can't stop it.

Like anti vaxxers or Trump

bruce hulk was the best thing to happen to his character
it makes mark ruffalo a little more likeable compared to his usual shittiness

user, cape shits aren't real
don't you start going #herturn on a fucking kids movie

avengers is dragon ball though
infinity stones = dragon balls
now they also have time travel and multiverse shenanigans
all they need is a tournament arc

Im not talking about 9/11. Its got to be depressing for him to watch the news and see half of the shit that Avengers do and know that a lot of people are going to die. But im just wondering why he didnt just go "yeah actually the future kinda needs me more than this bitch that ive been hung up over for 20 years". Morally it doesnt seem like Cap and he could have just done a Cable in Deadpool 2

He was the one that undid what Thanos did.

pretty sure that was a rat

>"yeah actually the future kinda needs me more than this bitch that ive been hung up over for 20 years".

But it doesn't though. the future has Captain Falcon, Captain Marvel, Thor, GotG, etc etc etc. He just saw the united power of the avengers and they flattened Thanos and his army without a single casualty. The future is in good hands.

Doesnt matter if its real or not but when Captain America allows Trump to gain power or Harvey Weinstein to molest all those women then maybe he isnt a super hero after all

You can't change the past. Weinstein happened, meaning Cap in the past can't stop it

I know m8 im just playing devils advocate since I think that a character whos whole thing is "yeah im not a strong superhero but ill try my best make a difference" is kinda made null and void by him just being a beta and staying in the past

So no doctor is ever allowed to retire, because they could still be saving lives and stopping makes them selfish and beta?

Drs aren't super heros. Literally anyone could be a Dr, there is only 1 Captain America

There's at least 2 now.

yeah, only 1 captain america
and his name is Sam

And he has no powers, he is just going to be Black Panther Mk2 with shield. Cap is a dick, he could have at least bought jom some of that serum

they got wakanda tech now
anything's possible

He told the kids to listen to their mom.

Imagine tolerating a vibrating phone rip.

I had to close my eyes during the antman scene

>Retarded quality.
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What does actual autism feel like day-to-day?

I don't know
to me, people who like cringe humour are the real autists

so what happens when Cap goes back into the past? are there two Caps existing at once, one frozen and one aging? does old Cap watch the young Cap do all the shit he does in the Avengers? what about when young Cap visits Peggy is Old Cap there?

What? Did you cover your ears too?

is that what you did when your autism hits?

Yes to all. Old Cap wasn;t in the room but he was around

That doesn't even make sense.

the auteur speaks

so did Loki actually escape then?

Temporarily, for his Disney+ show. Can't change the past so he must always end up back in New York being taken to Asgard to stand trial

this

but they did change the past already, he never escaped before

Yes he did, we the viewers just didn't see it. He escaped and came back in time for Thor to take him from Shield

anyone got a stream link to openload or anything?

123movies?

id like to watch the cam of endgame

>Yes he did,
they just never mentioned that? what about gamora? does her being alive not change the past?

so he's not gonna serve in Korea or Vietnam?

>they just never mentioned that?

He was in the custody of a Hydra agent, that bald dude. So yes, he never mentioned that he briefly lost Loki

Because she was the nebula from an entirely different timeline you fucking mongoloid.

She shot an ALTERNATE version of herself, not her actual self in the past. Her past self didn't fucking time travel to the Endgame present.

They clearly CLEARLY stated that they CANNOT go back to their OWN timeline's past at all. Nothing they do in the past could possibly change the prime timeline's present.

How is this difficult to grasp, it's like discussions over Inception all over again, brainlets everywhere

>Hulk never fought Thanos

Why

>He was in the custody of a Hydra agent, that bald dude
it never came up between Thor and Iron man that Loki just teleported away in front of them? shouldn't Iron Man remember the entire scene happening?

Because in canon Hulk just gets stronger the angrier he gets so he cant be defeated. Plot device stopped this though

Not him, but she was past Gamora in the future. By their rules I believe she would still have to die cause they said you couldn't change anything. Maybe that's why Quill could find her when searching for her on his ship.

He tried, Thanos punched it.

>They clearly CLEARLY stated that they CANNOT go back to their OWN timeline's past at all. Nothing they do in the past could possibly change the prime timeline's present.

>Captain America goes to the past at the end of the movie and lives until the current time line
>Gamora is alive somehow

Hell, Scarlett Witch handled him by herself and then was blasted away or knocked out(?) by the spaceship fire. She probably should have fought Thanos again.

In the inevitable "complete" box set release of all the movies, they should give Thanos scenes the Star Wars Special Edition treatment, and redo them to give them consistency with Infinity War/Endgame.

>Thanos isn't a wizard so he shouldn't know how to do that.
thanos is literally 4000 years old. youd think a guy like him whos so obsessed with the stones didnt at least do some research on the stones to harness their powers?

I've always found it kind of goofy that his throne there has little rockets in it.

Cap living until the present implies that he did the same thing in multiple timelines. Not the same thing as changing the past.

Gamora is alive because she is the Gamora from a now alternate 2014, who traveled to the endgame present and stayed there. That alternate 2014 now has no Thanos because he and his bois were dusted in the prime Endgame present.

This shit ain't hard. It's incredible how fucking stupid people are.

Because that's an ALTERNATE PAST it does NOT become the prime present you dumb cunt.

They could do Secret Wars, that was basically Tournament of Power.

>Because that's an ALTERNATE PAST it does NOT become the prime present you dumb cunt.

Says who? They said the universe only splits when the time stones are taken into a new time, and that happened before the time stones were taken. Captain America going back to the past to live with Peggy doesn't make an alternate universe, why would them freeing Loki or fighting themselves?

Removing a time stone isn't what causes a timeline split you moron. The ancient one said removing the time stone would doom her timeline because they wouldn't have it to defeat bad dudes (it was pivotal in beating Dormammu AND Thanos).

Think about what you're saying. If anything you said is true then snapping Thanos at the end would undo literally everything he did in IW.

They ACTUALLY, CLEARLY STATED that killing thanos in the past would NOT change the present.

Why then would Loki escaping change their present?

The Loki from the (now) alternate 2012 could travel to the prime MCU timeline, sure. But come on man, they explained this shit like 3 times.

He dabbed

>one useful thing he did in all of Endgame.
Help create multiple realities that can't be undone. Jeopardizing the lives of multiple earths just because they need to save theirs. Selfish.

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>Removing a time stone isn't what causes a timeline split you moron. The ancient one said removing the time stone would doom her timeline because they wouldn't have it to defeat bad dudes (it was pivotal in beating Dormammu AND Thanos).

I thought the bald lady said that moving the timeline to a new time is what made the alternate reality. Why does Cap get to go back in time then and remain in the same reality? It can't have always been that way, because there has to have been an original Captain America that was frozen in the ice without Old Cap also existing.

Wouldn't that then also render the Agent Carter series non-canon then?

Old cap is explained by two possibilities;

He traveled back to the prime timeline after peggy died (she died at the beginning of Civil War whenever that was).

OR old cap is technically from another timeline. Seeing as this film basically confirmed infinite alternate timelines either is possible.

Again. They clearly. CLEARLY explained (and showed) that changing the past does NOT effect the present (unless they bring something back with them and change it themselves).

I keep fucking saying, that the Cap at the end of the movie was an alternate reality one.

i'm just assuming he traveled back using the particles but I originally thought he just actually went back and waited there on that date, but that doesn't make any sense.

whatever, I'm just hoping Loki teleported to the other reality and is alive.

I think he traveled back too and just set himself on the bench to be dramatic (typical cap move).

Loki is alive in shitloads of timelines, and let's be honest, probably the prime timeline too.

killing pre-snap thanos breaks the movie logic.

Also why didn't banner just point out that he's lived in a world without the timestone guardian bs for 5 years and reality didn't end.

>killing pre-snap thanos breaks the movie logic.
No it doesn't. That wasn't Thanos from their past, but from the past of an alternate timeline. You can't travel to your own timelines past like that

it was thanos from that past. it only makes sense if they're going into their own past otherwise cap turning up at the end makes no sense

>Cap at the end of the movie was an alternate reality one.
This is what I believe. The cap who went back in time is still out there in time. Steve probably saved himself in the main timeline and that cap got reunited with Peggy. Antman proved it when he got stuck for 5 hours, when he popped out he entered an alternate reality unaffected by the snap.

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>Antman proved it when he got stuck for 5 hours, when he popped out he entered an alternate reality unaffected by the snap.

He pops back into the prime reality which is DEFINITELY affected by the snap.

>it was thanos from that past
No it wasn't. It was one from an alternate timeline/universe. Universes differ from each other by diverging at critical junctures, so time travel always also involves dimensional travel because you can't travel to your own exact past. That's how it likely is, it's the only way to explain the Cap at the end. He isn't the one from the main timeline, but from an alternate one

Do they mean that the power of the infinity stones prevents paradoxes? So you can fuck things up and alter stuff but if the infinity stones are where they should be, the paradoxes are neutralised and the universe doesn't tear itself apart.

Is that shrek

then old cap makes no sense.

This. You can't completely destroy the stones, they literally control aspects of the universe. They follow the law of energy conservation and just reform

why didn't they go forward in time and pick up the stones where thanos was?

In order for that to be possible it had to be an alternate timeline, meaning in the "original" one he didn't show up.

Him and Thor was massively disrespected in Endgame. Hulk never got his redemption for being a pussy in IW and Thor's entire character development was thrown out the window. And they both got jobbed out to Thanos to make Captain Feminism look strong.

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Except old Cap kills that theory.

Or he jumped to an alternative, lived his life, then jumped to that one. But that requires tech he doesn’t have. I can only assume that he ran off with Peggy and let the other cap do everything and waited it out knowing it would all work out. I guess Peggy didn’t do anything important at shield

no he needs to goes back into his own time line,

Because by that point he knew where both Titan and Earth were. He didn't know where Titan was before they got there.

does anyone have the spoiler gif that looks like a girl in underwear but turns into Thanos' death once you click it?

but you can't change your past, so...

Yeah except inter-dimensional travel exists

...the movie sucks

Why didn't Strange just push Thanos spirit from his body like the AO did to himself or Banner?
He is supposed to be "the greatest of us" like AO said herself, so did she not teach him that ? Did he not learn it himself? It's super useful, nonlethal way to deal with anyone who is not a mystic.

Yeah, except he didn't do that. He took the long road.

except it doesn't

Which death? His decapitation or him being turned to dust?

>its real

it was unironically based and redpilled

Undo the snappening

Are you retarded? It does
>Yeah, except he didn't do that
How do you know he didn't? We literally saw only 2 minutes of him

it doesn't they explicitly state it doesn't. that was the old bald man's point.

Made the time machine and snapped everyone back? Tony figured out the actual answer to time travel but the Hulk didn’t just do nothing.

>that was the old bald man's point.
Yeah, they literally introduced dimensional travel to the MCU with that bald man in Doctor Strange. You dumb fuck

with the timestone. which they don't have.

In this movie they're using red salt to go back into their own past.

>How do you know he didn't? We literally saw only 2 minutes of him

How would he? He has no means to do it.

True.
Hulk I assumed is gonna get a re-match with Thanos, and even if loses would do better that Bannerless Hulk, with the motif being that Power + control > Power + rage, because Thanos basically deconstructed Hulk with counters and targeting his joints and weakspots. Also hulk is supposed to have this god-tier, wolverine like regeneration so he should be able to regrow his limb in minutes.
Thor was just weird, It felt like a comedy sketch, like something out of SNL.

didn't he have the time travel thing with him?

>with the timestone. which they don't have.
You are retarded. Just stop talking. Go watch Doctor Strange or stop exposing yourself as a brainlet

Strange is nowhere near full potential and doesn't know all that the ancient one knows
Stop being retarded and asking stupid questions

explain when the hulk fucks up and he ages and de-ages antman.

With your theory these are all different antmen at different stages of his life from different dimensions, yet in the movie he retains his memory of being there and why he's in the suit.

>explain when the hulk fucks up and he ages and de-ages antman.
He pushes time through him. Basically just a literal ageing machine nothing else

>Strange is nowhere near full potential and doesn't know all that the ancient one knows

This is the first thing she showed him through.
And in his own movie he spends massive amounts of time out of his body, so he is able to do this to himself.

>scratches nose
>armrest zooms off into space
>lifts leg to scratch his ass
>whole chair starts spinning clockwise

thank you for agreeing with me. now apologize.

so what is going to happen next? are they seriously going to have a captain nigger film and thor4 now?

He gave it back to the ancient one, brainlet.

And how does this prove dimensional travel is non existent in the MCU again?

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After saving the world in endgame , he knew he had a responsibility to keep a low profile

>are they seriously going to have a captain nigger film and thor4 now?
Nah, they'll have pic related

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>having to argue about how time travel is working

Yet another reason among many never to use it as a plot device. It marred the movie as it does to all movies.

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Falcon + bucky are getting a show

So they know captain nigger could not lift his own franchise

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Yes it does. They clearly showed that you can change the time AND destination of the time jump on the fly (cap and tony did it to go to 1970 NJ).

Cap came back after Peggy died, put himself on the bench to be dramatic.

You can't have marvel movies without any time travel anyway. They would have introduced it sooner or later

Implying Trump isn’t as good as any other president in the last 20years

And he is just a human. Trying that on thanos would probably get him decapitated

He saw the future, and saw what his job was for them to win. Again stop asking stupid what if questions

rocket raccoon more like rocket recliner lmao

I am not a comic fan, how does it work there?

Trump is as jewish as every other president in the past 20 years

Mate

Give up. You are fucking retarded.

Cap earned his retirement and was happy to sit on the sidelines.

It doesn’t ruin his character it gives him a happy ever after.

It’s a Disney movie

go watch endwar again and listen to stark instead of stuffing your fat face with snacks and cola.

They kept it consistent for the most part since they first introduced it. Basically every time you time travel you're diverging from your primary timeline, so you really aren't going into your own past but you're creating an alternate timeline/universe. So all time travel necessarily involves dimensional travel. All of the alternate universes differ from each other by critical moments in that universe happening differently

How would it kill Thor, a god, but not Hulk? Especially onions Hulk.

I think old Cap is from the main timeline. It is possible that in the main timeline, everything did happen that way and we never saw it.

This is what I used

www0.solarmovies.co/movie/avengers-endgame-28501/1552277-16/watching.html

> They aren't causing tears in time and space and making the dimension around their battle unstable

Fucking what? In that vid alone Strange and thanos are both throwing dimensions and warping reality.

no I mean the device they used to travel back in time to get the stones

ok, thanks

Dimensional travel still exists

what are the next films other than spiderman2 and guardians3

with the time stone.

Fantastic Four

he cares about tony

No without it. Wizards can travel inter-dimensionally, the time stone has nothing do with it

ok timestone and magic. the red salt doesn't allow you to travel between dimensions.

>Based and greenpilled

That only lets them move through time, not jump dimensions.

Cap's a wizard now?

Thanos created a fucking black hole out of it in IW.

He got soul stone

He helped build the time machine.
He convinced the Ancient One to give him the Time Stone against her better judgement
He did the reverse snap that brought trillions of people back to life,which was the heroes' whole fucking goal in story.

What you should be asking is what did Thor do in this movie?

There's more than one way of inter-dimensional travel. Magic is just one way of it

Stark actually built the real thing
Dr who convinced her by seeing into the future
anybody could have done that they just wouldn't have survived.

>what did thor do in this movie

joined with the guardians and ensured i will be paying to go see one more disney movie.

then how was he supposed to get back in the first place?

>There's more than one way of inter-dimensional travel.
not in marvel movies.

you mean thor4 or guardians3 will have thor?

guardians3

Time travel necessarily involves dimensional travel as well

IS THAT THE FUCKING STAR OF DAVID???

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only if you're retarded.

marvelcinematicuniverse.fandom.com/wiki/Multiverse

Just read this shit

You create alternate timelines every time you travel back in time, since you can't change your very own past. It's all very simple.

>reading nerd wank

sorry i have better things to do than pour over incel theology.

Literally just googled it and copied the first result. At least stop acting like a brainlet

Why was Thanos so powerful even without the stones? Thanos fighting Cap Thor and Ironman without the stones seemed to have no difference in power level then when we was fighting the avengers with 4 of the stones.

>In that vid alone Strange and thanos are both throwing dimensions and warping reality.
Nope.
Chinese Xianxia:
Two cultivators rip tears in space and reality which are basically a vacuum of no light or color whatsoever, basically black holes, which annihilate and suck the energy and materia of everything around them such that what you see in the movie in regards to surroundings either ceases to exist behind those tears or looks like a ripped canvas from the point of the observer. Don't even get me on them also fighting soul battles while engaging in physical war as well.

Chink Xianxia Fantasy is so fucking Warhammer-tier and worse that their cultivators often choose to blast a black hole before battle and enter a separate dimension so they don't atomize the entire world around them into dust even annihilating light itself. Those dimensions can have different time concepts so their fight in there may last months with a single second passing in our realm, or even the reverse, because it's chaotic unless they have comprehension of time and space to manipulate it to their whim using Heavenly energy and the Dao.

That's why Dragon Ball is Xianxia Lite, and the Thanos/Strange fight is basically how upper low-tier or lower mid-tier Chink cultivators would fight.

The retardation of it is why i love it. Goku at his best would barely be qualified as a Sect Master in Xianxia.

Convenience

>Thanos fighting Cap Thor and Ironman without the stones seemed to have no difference in power level then when we was fighting the avengers with 4 of the stones.
Because he didn't want to kill them in IW, because that wasn't his plan and he respected Tony. He could have sucked them into the soul stone at a moments notice if he wanted to or disintegrated them. Just like they stood no chance against him in Wakanda. At least it makes sense that way

>>what did Thor do in this movie
>execute Thanos
>play Fortnite for 5 years
>steal Mjolnir from himself in different timeline
>knit his beard with lightning

he gibbed smoosh

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He brought back spiderman.

Yeah but still like he is physically SUPER strong and invulnerable to damage, without any stones? Seemed odd

I wonder how many people will stop awtching after endgame. I liked it but Im just tired of this shit

Whats even the point to always being in Hulk form if he isnt even going to fight anyone after getting stomped by Thanos?

>he is physically SUPER strong and invulnerable to damage, without any stones? Seemed odd
He's the son of eternals with impenetrable skin

He literally just used iron mans glove. Wtf are you on about

>not watching Black Panther 2, where Wakanda revealing themselves to the world has created a racist supervillain bent on destroying them and colonising Wakanda for the white man

>not watching GotG3 for quill and thor displaying dangerous levels of toxic masculinity as they fight over Gamora's affections

>not being HYPED for Captain Marvel's cameo in Dr Strange 2 where she proves she knows more about other dimensions than him because her powers come from an infinity stone

You are the worst sort of "fan"

If he wasn't physically super strong in the first place, he wouldn't be able to handle the stones. Remember that it fucked up Hulk's arm just having all the stones.
Also, he was fully geared up. His armor and weapon deffinitely weren't some cheap shit, since he was able to fuck up Cap's shield without the blade breaking and he reflected all the laser's Stark shot at him.

>tfw the middle act of endgame is the closest we'll get to slice of life in the MCU
I'm kinda upset.

That’s not a dab you retarded boomers

*Dabs*

No, that´s triangles intertwined.
But it´s guaranteed some other satanic, esoteric Jew bullshit.

yeah those 3 sound cool but then there will be another 23. endgame is a good point to stop

YES, PLEASE
I fucking love tournament arcs.

BC he had the stones

Post snap life looked top comf.
Thanos was fucking right all along.

I hope we get some movies or TV shows about that 5 years after the snap. They could be comfy

He FUCKING undusted everyone Thanos killed ya dumb cunts.

Damn I almost didn´t watch the flic because of you cunts here.
Half of these fucking threads are OBJECTIVELY FALSE and ya fags are probably even proud of your so-called "shit-posting".

>Yeah but still like he is physically SUPER strong and invulnerable to damage, without any stones?
He always was. He beat the Hulk unconscious without using the Power Stone at all.

Bet you feel good saying the word "retarded" without fearing a downvote. Cap retiring in the past is fucking stupid and goes against everything he stands for.

hulk is great

He got scott some tacos

Unironically laughed so hard I snorted when he was trying to get them to take a pic with Ant-Man

Can't have two masculine males beat Thanos. It had to be Wanda and Captain Cunt.

I just seen a camrip and wonder why I bothered to pay for this shit int eh past lol. cool thing about getting older you stop caring /boomer/ out

>Cap finally got to wrap Carters tits around his now literal chad THUNDERcock
Good, he deserved it

>Yeah but still like he is physically SUPER strong and invulnerable to damage, without any stones?

Yes. Comic Thanos is physically more powerful than Hulk and Thor. He makes them his bitches in every fight. IW and Endgame were accurate about that but then had him job to Wanda and Carol of all people.

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dust I believe, when he's killed by Ironman

he's not the hulk.

this iteration of the character is called 'the professor'. he's in the comics, and his comic counterpart participated in the infinity gauntlet comics storyline as well.

says who? lol

So who is gonna be the first to write fanfic about antman fucking his daughter after she grew up? He must be great in bed, he can tailor his cock size to every woman he fucks

Gayest hulk was the one who used to look like a chad and visited a shrink because when angry he'd become Bruce banner

Stop posting your degeneration here, Colbert.
Whatsup your pedo buddy Podesta instead.

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because they're setting up Professor Hulk for the New Avengers

That chink camrip was actually pretty good.

>didn't want to kill them
>respected tony
>threw an entire nearby moon at tony alone

???
that's comic accurate. he's generally presented, on his own, as more powerful than thor/hulk.

>4 billion people turn to dust some random day
>world manages to adjust and recover
>five years later 4 billion people suddenly reappear

How are they gonna avoid this issue?

the gauntlet probably did more than just return people exactly as it was.

the gauntlet probably "returned all life and fix everything that needs fixing" and because they make you omnipotent, the gauntlet knew exactly what he meant, unambiguously, and fixed everything perfectly without any negative repercussions.

>threw an entire nearby moon at tony alone
He could have killed him in an instant if he wanted to. Literally. He knew he would survive it

It would be funny as hell if the snapping is a monkey paw kind of deal.

Wouldn't Carol have been able to use the gauntlet without any side effects?

Thor stood in a fucking star and sucked out its power WITH HIS BODY to make his undefeatable infinity+1 axe

Even as a fat boomer, nigga couldve handled it

Hopefully she would have put it on and died instantly

but he didn't know he would inevitably fail 5 years later? doubtful.

>but he didn't know he would inevitably fail 5 years later?
No. Why would he know?

most likely, or at least with very few side effects. she was definitely powerful enough.

yes in the best shape of his life. this thor was 5 years out of shape and severely nerfed.

only half the population have been breeding after the snap so it still would be less than if they'd never been dusted.

how did he know tony would survive being hit with a moon?

>most likely, or at least with very few side effects. she was definitely powerful enough.
No. It decimated one side of Hulk's body. Captian Marvel is still just a mortal

Squares, retard, not triangles

>how did he know tony would survive being hit with a moon?
Because he knew how strong he was and didn't completely underestimate him. He didn't throw a moon at him anyway just chunks of it

>still using this retarded argument
Off yourself.

this makes me happy

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