Having a girl over this evening, the TV is in living room. I'm a kissless virgin I think she is as well
How do you netflix and chill?
Evan Myers
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Jonathan Roberts
baby step physical contact until shes comfortable with you taking her pants off
Mason Clark
It is IMPERATIVE that you watch The Pest.
Cooper Rogers
put your peepee into her girl peepee
Samuel Howard
Just ask her to go to the drive-in theater with you.
Ryan Torres
Stream it
Camden Carter
Read the room. If she seems into you then start with touching her hand, and escalate from there. Just try to read her body, because she certainly isn't going to tell you what she wants you to do. You get better with practice and experience, but in your case I'd just go for it if she isn't being a total ice queen.
Carter Morris
you will fuck it up
Blake Brown
Lots and lots of booze to relax.
Andrew Green
This. Just go for it and if she doesn't go with it tell her to get the fuck out.
Jacob Lewis
youtu.be
B side of Zeppelin IV bro.
Owen Miller
Reminder
Gavin Barnes
Cameron Fisher
Put Big mouth on and nut at the exact moment couch steve does
Andrew Diaz
stallman.org
>A friend once asked me to watch a video with her that she was going to display on her computer using Netflix. I declined, saying that Netflix was such a threat to freedom that I could not treat it as anything but an enemy.
Carter Torres
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Oliver Perry
>calls himself a male
>cannot even penetrate a female that came WILLINGLY to be ALONE at YOUR apartment WITH YOU
Incels are so fucking infuriating. Literally your every single gene knows what you want and how to do it and every single ancestor has penetrated a female.
1. You take off her clothes
2. You arrange you two geometrically so that your penis goes in
Easton Sanchez
What ever you do, don't be nervous.
Act casual, drink a gulp or two of whiskey to chill.
Come close to her, if she snuggles snuggle her back.
Proceed and enjoy, she's probably already into you unless she thinks you are gay and into boys and sees you as a girl friend in which case you fucked up bad.
I know because it happened to me.
Matthew Cruz
I watched The Pest recently because of all the Yea Forums memes. That movie is hella racist.
Jonathan Bell
As a 40 year old virgin I'm an expert into the subject. I'm male but calling me a man is pushing it. Manchild is appropriate and I'm not even into capeshit, starwars or games. I have the emotional maturity of a 15 year old, maybe even less, but in an adult body.
It's some kind of mental condition because my conscious mind blocks my physical urges.
I'm surprised there isn't more research on the subject because it would make a great dissertation thesis for psychology or psychiatry students.
David Nelson
Ok so you are abnormal. So what you experience is not useful to us normals. Your best bet is to find and talk to abnormals.
Aiden Price
Isn't that called, "Arrested Development"?
Nicholas Harris
Based
Dominic Johnson
Don't speak during the movie, because that would disrupt the viewing and she will think that you're an immature idiot. When you have finished watching your film (make sure it is a long, intellectually stimulating arthouse film to ensure she at least believes that you are open to culture) ask her if she would like to discuss it with you over a cup of tea. Do not offer coffee, because drinking coffee late will stimulate you and cause you to be unable to sleep. Once you have finished discussing the film and reached a critical consensus, you have a few minutes to attempt to get her to sleep with you. In my experience you only have a few minutes because it will become awkward quickly and she will feel obliged to leave. Therefore, you should immediately ask her if she would like to perform intecourse, or better yet, grope her breasts and attempt to strip her as soon as the discussion is finished. Good luck.
Logan Rodriguez
Liam Kelly
Rape that skank and then beat the fucking shit out of her.
Jackson Hughes
Pull your wang out and helicopter
Easton Long
tfw