Abybody else go see endgame last night by themselves and got really bad tfw? Trying to stay strong bros...

why wouldn't you when that's based af?

The moolinyans in my screening started the wooping and screeching. But the biggest chimpout, by far, was cap and mjolnir

My theater cheered when all the snapped characters returned, but no one said shit when CM showed up, nit even when she tore the ship in half. It's like we were all tired of her shit already.

We did laugh uproariously when Rocket remarked on her haircut, though.

Never really understood why the whole "have sex lmao" thing is an insult. Sometimes its just more annoying than not

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My girlfriend and I went with her brother, since he's a broke motherfucker and we had an extra ticket since our friend was sick.
>whenever my girlfriend would hug my arm or something during a really loud noise, he'd shift uncomfortably
>after the movie he talked about how lame the romance stuff was
>complained about being 'pushed away' during the movie, or ignored, one of the two
>said it was super unfair to sit next to him as a couple even though, short of her hugging my arm, we didn't do anything more than a friend would
>complained about the size of his soft drink (lol)
What's wrong with people?

>But the biggest chimpout, by far, was cap and mjolnir
yeah, that one surprised me I didn't expect anyone to react like that

Raccoonsplaining, you mean

He sounds like a faggot lmao, I was just pretty shocked that a girl would let herself get dragged to a 2 am showtime with her soiboi bf whule he screeches and sobs during the movie.

>not going to the matinee for discount tickets
>not having the theater pretty much to yourself
I shiggydiggy

The end is coming my friend, 2019 is a horrible year, but it will give way to a great future.

This fat chick was sobbing after tony died. Was fucking weird man. I can understand feeling a little sad, but actively crying is fucking pathetic.

>Trying to stay strong bros, but seeing the s(o)yboy next to me sob and cheer with his gf next to him made me pretty fucking mad
how did it make you feel?

I work box office at another kinoplex in my city and every matinee showtime was sold out today.

>tfw every teather had an arbitrary rule to not have discounts or promotions for a week

I forgot to mention that I bought him a medium soft drink and he did that awkward workplace smile when you're not friendly enough to commit to a full smile. As for the guy crying, my girlfriend cried at Iron Man's end but she always cries during movies.

Its not arbitrary, corporate restrictions on passes are legit, only pass that you can use are rain checks

Tony at the start of the movie when he was connected to the IV looked eerily similar to my father before he died, he even wore similar glasses

why would you agree to go to a movie with your gfs brother (assuming your in late teens/early 20s)
that's awkward as fuck dog

Because it's at least one less morbidly obese Marvel fan sitting next to us?

Lol you wouldnt be able to guess the amount of times I heard on my shift "hey management do we have any more 2x or 3x avengers shirts left in stock?"

This. I downloaded 7-8 rips and found the best one.

>Goes alone to the movies
>Gets triggered by a man and his girlfriend

Yes, I am sure they are the pathetic ones, user. I sure hope you still got to enjoy your jelly beans.

>made me pretty fucking mad
so retarded
just start improving your life. get a rhythm. get a purpose. if you actually make an effort to connect with things outside of the black mirror you'll start getting better and meeting people and meeting girls.

literally get a life. There's zero reason to be mad at other people for having theirs.