How do you survive the mist?

How do you survive the mist?

But seriously what degenerate things would you do?

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probably rob a pharmacy and spend my last few hours feeling good

lots of MDKs for starters

Start a sex cult.

jack off to chinese tentacle cartoons

Wait for the Stranger Things girl to show up

I'm sure it would help me overcome my reluctance to approach people (men and women alike, it doesn't matter) and ask if they'd take a fucking big messy dump on me.

build a sand castle

Dabs and floss on those Cthulhu fools.

Ending for this was terrible. Not just because it was MUH SHOCKING NIHILISM, but because that particular group of people were the logical, sane ones.

sneed post

build a sneed castle

Just close the door.

Tfw you realize this is essentially the closest we will ever come to a hl2 prequel movie depicting the portal storms across earth

>How do you survive the mist?

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I'd do all the rapes I could. Then when I ran out of human holes, I'd start finding transdimensional old ones' nests and start cornholing their younglings.

silica gel packets

People always laugh at people who bother to prepare for the worst case scenario. People laugh at the people who have underground bunkers stocked with caches of food and supplies. They say 'you're wasting your time' and 'you're just tinfoil nutcase conspiracy theorist'. But when the shit hits the fan who laughs last? Who survives whilst the doubters are facedown on the pavement getting sodomized by roaming hordes of rape gangs and eaten by cannibals? Who gets to enjoy the fruits of labor safe within the confines of their reinforced underground with clean water and food with a harem of local waifus while their beta orbiters and chad lovers scream in agony as they're torn apart by crab monsters and getting eggs laid into them by arachnids and kept alive for when their children hatch just to be eaten alive? Who laughs then?

Why aren't you preparing right now?

Torrent films

Was the novella or whatever this was based off of any good? Kind of a shame it never got a full book, since it was an interesting idea.

I live in Arizona. We're all armed to the teeth here. We can improvise pretty quickly. Same for SWAT and the national guard.

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I'm not a white liberal, I have what's called a "gun," and so does everyone else in this county.

We'd defeat them effortlessly. You ever seen what 30-0-6 does to meat? Yeah in reality you can kill an elephant with that shit. Not legally but you can do it. It's considered a bit cruel.

The white liberals of course will die squealing like pigs, but hey. They voted for it. Hope it hurts.

Prepping is a white man's hobby because it involves things that real white men love ( research, planning, organization, strategy, etc). If you don't prep even a little you are a shitskin

>being this much of a pleb.
They drove until their car ran out of fuel and all they found was fog and colossal monsters; logically there was no reason believe that they could survive and it made perfect sense to get it over and done with than to wait to be horribly eaten or turned into a spider nest.

the only logical answer

I would grab ass a lot.

>make a half life movie
>never show black mesa or gordon freeman
pretty patrician and Ive accepted its the best were gonna get

The ending shows that even when the odds for survival are minimal, you still have one thing - hope. Once you lose hope, you lose everything.

Ive got ~20 dollars worth of silver and a few pocket knives AMA

And that was the logical, sane choice at that point.
the irony is that blind faith and perseverance would have made them survive

I agree. Based and redpilled.

>prepping for a science-fiction apocalypse
It's a retard's hobby, buddy.

same reason I don't gamble
While a doomsday scenario is indeed possible, my time and money are better spent elsewhere due to the slim odds
such as on a cambodian cartoon imageboard