Have sex

have sex

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"no"

Have kids thot

I had sex with your whore mother last night you fucking fag lmao. get a life

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NOOO *ppfffffrrrtttt* STOP LIKING *fffffrrrrrrtttttpfffh* AVENGERS!!! *pppffffthftfhtfffpphh* STOP SUPPORTING DISNEY *BRRRRAAAAAAPFFTTTT* AAAAAHHH WE WERE SUPPOSED TO WIN THE CULTURE WAR!!!!!!!

Real Talk: Has Endgame unironically surpassed Mulholland Drive as the best movie of the century?

I did about an hour ago with my wife after we tucked our children into bed.

you first

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This

On a passing glance it the Yea Forums looks like Yea Forums

Was she a virgin at marriage?

Based MARVEL CHAD

Yes, Mulholland Drive was never good

hahahahaha made me kek hard
im op

No, what the fuck are you talking about?

No, but it''s easily the best superhero movie ever

No, she told me she had sex with five other dudes before marrying me

YAAS

>tfw 11 years until 40 year old virgin

And drain my mana? Not likely.

you might get raped or die before that

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No woman would rape me.

like the night before or did your whole groomsmen squad run train before the ceremony?

I already had sex.... 10 years ago. Is that ok Yea Forums? I'm not a virgin

>get told to have sex by trannies
>can have sex because i didn't chop off my genitals
Join the 40%

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CURSE YOU INCELDURRRRRRRR

im 3 years out from gaining my wizard status, you can fuck right off
i'll be conjuring thots

>implying

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[s]ok[/s]

>woman

ah-bloo-bloo

need consent in current year. so I'll never get it
sad!

Learn to code.

>being such an asshurt incel he resorts to pretending to be a happily married father that has sex regularly
lol at the utter state of Yea Forums incels

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