Is mark going to kill himself

This

WHY DIDNT THEY JUST DO IT

>haha they expect that though

WHO CARES???

He's going to set up a SAW contraption. In his room, he's going to fix a shotgun that is remotely connected to a hidden sound system at the premiere theatre location. When he shows up as a slug and the audience cheers, the sound system will pick up the maximum dB, and at that exact moment trigger the shotgun, blowing his brains all over the wall.

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>Episodes VII and VIII had no wish fulfillment

Just because it was pandered to nu-males instead of saga fans doesn't make it any less of a wish fulfillment

NuWars is shit but for many reasons other than the fact there's no full original cast reunion. I don't give a shit about seeing these old geriatrics waddle onto a fiberglass cockpit and quip at each other. Mark is so fucking pithy and passive aggressive that it makes him look pathetic. I have so much more respect for Harrison Ford recognizing it was shit from a mile away, then taking a huge payout.

He is literally boomerposting

I want to see Mark Hamill spitefully edited in to various scenes like one of those psychos that make shitty shops of themselves with women they're stalking.

>no Chewie
why does everyone hate him :(

no medals for the nigger dog

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HAHAHA!

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The Force Awakens and The Last Jedi are both wish fulfillment, for redditors and verified twitter accounts respectively.

They destroyed luke and starwars but hamil is acting like a passive aggressive faggot

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I don't really see how either of them are wish fulfillment at all. Rey is a Mary sue but she's a Mary sue for no one. There's not a mass female audience who is experiencing star wars through her the way young boys felt like Harry Potter or young girls felt like Bella in Twilight. I don't see any wish fulfillment for the audience of star wars in the nu movies at all

>blaming Disney as an entity when the blame rests solely on Kennedy, JewJew, Rian, and Kasdan

he's a hardcore leftard what do you expect

Yeah. He'll shoot himself in the back of his head twice

Based af

He's fucking based for standing up to the mouse.

Hes slowly coming around to being open about how shit nuSW is. You can only take the vocal fanbase for so long before snapping or running away to a farm.

New Star Wars sucks but keeping all them as old as they are wouldve been even worse.

Hot take but Mark Hamill is a terrible actor outside those 3 sw movies. All his voice work is equally bad. Example of how one movie or series can make your whole life. Now all he does is bitch sjw shit on twitter

is he based now?

Uh, wait, you're saying that Mark is doing good acting in the original trilogy?

>"giving people what they want is boring"
This mantra is why people don't like nu Star Wars.

subverted

Based

What star wars fans want are prequels and TV shows made for 8 year-olds. Doing anything but spitting and shitting on what they want is a moral failure.

>What star wars fans want are prequels and TV shows made for 8 year-olds.
So make that instead of absolute garbage nobody wants.

What do you mean?

They self-insert into Rey so they can fuck Kylo and virtue signal at the same time. So basically exactly like Bella except with a false sense of superiority.

>they
But theres no "they" who does this. The star wars audience is boomers and their kids who go see jt just because it has the word star wars in the title

She was supposed to be that, though

hi shill

>mouse forces him to apologize because limp wristed spaceshit fans sperged out over him posting a picture of him and his old friends
You honestly couldn't make this shit up if you tried really

I know he's a libtard, but watching him tweet and reminisce in old Star Wars does make me feel sorry for him. I know for a fact Harrison doesn't give two fucks, but this hits hard for Mark, so I genuinely feel bad for what he has to put up with. Disney fucked him up real bad.

>"w-w-what are th-they gonna do, f-f-fire me? (PLEASE DON'T FIRE ME)"
Pathetic.

Yes

Disney put them in charge.

This.

Haldo was a self insert for the writers and Kennedy
They made Rose a frumpy mess for ugly chicks to self insert
Rey is a zero character shell specifically for any female to be able to self insert into
Everything about these movies is a shallow pander to female wish fulfillment. Just because it's a failure doesn't deter from the intentions

i can already hear it
>i'm too old for this shit

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Nah his voice work is good and seeing him improve in acting in the Last Jedi was one of the few good parts

It would've been nice to see Luke happy with his friends for the first time since Empire

>Disney fucked him up real bad.
POWERFUL

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can't be a missed opportunity if no one is ever really gone

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The sequel trilogy is marginally more interesting for not doing the obvious and at least trying something new. I don't like it, but they're not wrong to move it forward with new characters.

The fan outcry over shitting on Luke in TLJ reminds me that the mainstream audience is a thousand miles away from even coming close to processing something like Twin Peaks: The Return given how it handled Cooper, and that work is already a pretty accessible arthouse thing.

People are dumb and want their children's entertainment (consumed by adults) to be easy.

Star Wars isn't some bold artistic license, "fan service" aka giving the audience an approximation of what they want and expect is exactly what these popcorn films are for. Imagine if Iron Man and Captain America didn't share any scenes in Avengers Endgame.

He's not even close to saying give the new actors less screentime, just to take 5-10 mins and have a reunion plotline for the old cast.

I would imagine most fans of The Return on this board took major issue with TLJ, myself included. I'm too tired to analyze the two right now but the long and short of it is that Dougie is well done and Luke in TLJ isn't. There's good fan service and bad fan service, and there's good subversion of expectations and bad subversion.

A normal decent human being is now a hardcore leftard

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>specifically says #missedopportunities
>lol it was just because i miss them
i feel like hes doing the bare minimum to not break his contract and keep out of trouble

Hi Rian, hope your guillotine goes nicely.

Everyone stopped caring and realized these shitty movies aren't worth sacrificing anything over.

>his voicework is bad
>the most iconic and recognizable joker voice/laugh
pick one.
>now all he does is bitch sjw shit on twitter
yea ok got me there. hes fucking insufferable

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Mark is one of those dudes I couldn't care less about his dumb political shit with just because he's done so much stuff that I've enjoyed since I was a kid, I don't like watching an icon of mine have to defend himself because nuwars faggots can't handle the fact that JJ, KK and Rian completely fucked over any chance of us getting a simple reunion of the original cast.
Isn't it fun watching all your favorite franchises you grew up with shrivel up and die right before your eyes? Can't wait to see the camrip of how they manage to fuck up Palpatine too.

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desu, I don't get why people defend Mark so much. The amount of passive agressive bitching he does over TLJ is ridiculous. Like someone said, Ford pretty much strolled on set, told them to kill Han, collected a fat paycheck and strolled away. No drama. But Hamill just mopes about it. It makes me think he's the sort of guy who just doesn't stand up for himself and when the thing he hated has already passed, starts talking shit about it (as long as the reaction to said thing was also controversial).

>comparing garbage like TLJ to The Return
Please jump off a bridge

He's such a faggot. Anyone that shills for the left is a weak man.

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I'm so tired of this nostalgia-obsessed low-IQ moron.

Literally all this dickhead cares about is nerdcore bullshit, at least people are replying to him and making fun of him for being an idiot.

twitter.com/misterj831

Punished Hamill, A Fallen Legend

>heh, got 'em
Imagine trying to destroy someone's social life because they don't like a Disney movie. And then making sure you post it publicly so your manager can see too.

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I bet you $100 he’s that nerdy snitch back in school

>white men must be destroyed, it's time for women and pocs to take charge
>I agree!
>two movies later
>WHY HAVE YOU DONE THIS TO MEEEEEE

Man he's such a faggot. Even Rian bullied the fuck out of this gaylord

>All his voice work is equally bad.
Are you fucking high?

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anything left of "putting kids in refugee camps to scare away refugees" is a hardcore leftard

Soi Wars is complete shit, but this is just more useless nostalgia-wank anyway.

This Star Wars would have been bad.
Not as bad as what we've been getting though.

"refugees" who cross the border illegally should be shot

>The sequel trilogy is marginally more interesting for not doing the obvious and at least trying something new.

Are we talking about the trilogy that started as an almost 1:1 Hunger Games-esque remake of ANH, followed up with a sequel that redid ESB only in the most reversed and dysfunctional manner possible?? I'd prefer the boring fanservice route like Marvel than this insulting garbage

What the hell are you talking about

it's not illegal to apply for refugee status. that's why we steal the kids and put them in concentration camps. It's to deter people from applying for refugee status.

And the irony is that it's just turned into a way for desperate immigrants with unwanted kids to get them "adopted" into a much better life than they were offering them. Just show up at the border and Uncle Sam will take care of your kid and eventually they'll be adopted in and naturalized.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cobra_effect

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Read and take context clues nigger.

Disney must hate him so much

There are things in between though? He cares about people and doesn't want SW to send negative nihilistic message where old generation is ruined and useless?

>hamill necks himself but leaves behind the insider proofs of all the /pol/ theories about hollywood propaganda for white genocide
Now that would be reallife kino
Underrated

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excuse me but we didn't want you to have fun but to have your e x p e c t a t i o n s s u b v e r t e d

lol they probably talked to him too a couple times to just shut his mouth and let it go, since the last jedi debacle.
But he just can't stop his mouth.
They are thinking about contingency pans now, they won't allow one man to taint a billion dollar franchise

>Hes slowly coming around to being open about how shit nuSW is
Wasn't he already doing that before the Disney lawyers swooped in?

This.

>your realising now the reason disney didnt put them all together is because it would cost too much $$$
>instead they spread them throughout several movies and hired a bunch of no-names

That is mental illness, the notion that twitter is more important than the actual product in theaters.

>TFA is literally ANH
If that isn't considered wish fulfillment of the highest order then I don't know what is.

I'd say if you praise communism and literally want to scrap the 2nd Amendment, yeah, you're a hardcore leftard

With any luck.

>Mark Hamill
>decent human being
Pick fucking one
lifesitenews.com/news/this-is-the-baby-that-luke-skywalkers-actor-wanted-dead

>Ford is a grumpy old man, that doesn't want to do fantasy movies anymore
>Lando cant stop fucking his toaster
>Carrey Fisher was a mentally ill drug addict that died
>Mark Hamill offends Disney one minute, and is acting like a cuck the next. Also too political.

Im glad it all fell apart. Just another example of Boomer led society crumbling before our eyes.

Kathleen Kennedy, JJ and Rian have done more then enough to taint that 4 billion dollar franchise.

This is unironic seething and obsession. Take notes.

>Just another example of Boomer led society crumbling before our eyes.

Wtf are you talking about? Star wars is millennial corporate sludge, boomers got nothing to do with it

this guy def keeps a rolodex of nigger cock references

Millennials weren't even born when the OT came out.
Do you have brain damage?

Too bad the force is female now. It could have been epic.

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It's not even wish fulfilment for Luke to not act the way he did in TLJ. It was completely against all his characters established principles.
All the Original characters where acting in ways to drive the "New generation" plot forward.

"#MissedOpportunities" Definitely not back peddling, Didn't get a phone call from Disney or Anything

>mark actually shilled for all this sjw "the force is female" shit and these horrible movies in the hopes they won't ruin Luke for being a straight white male

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link or gtfo

if this was an actual scene in nu-wars theyd have carrie step out while the others start a gay, boomer orgy.

>posting a pic of the original cast is "alt-right"
is this bait

Mark Hamill supported this SJW crap. Let him drown in it.

behold: the new star wars fans

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He said it's FROM an alt-right fan, you know how easily Twitter peoples consider artworks tainted

I don't want to see these old people.

He finally got something right

These people are literally just shells with nothing inside, they've not stopped for a second to think whether they actually think the thoughts they have. Just repeating vague social justice sentiments they read somewhere else ad hominem without every having an original thought, parroting popular opinion and and going to bed smug feeling like they're everything that's right in the world because they believe sticking up for famous women makes them some great warrior in the fight against some ghostly immaterial evil perpetuated by the media to get them to pay to watch the same shit every month and go home feeling like they're fighting the good fight without ever knowing what it is they believe in.
Literal hive minds in an echo factory, patting each other on the back on the internet

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>alt-right
is that what they're calling Russian agents of discord these days?

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That looks like a justified, measured (and based) reaction to me.

Capeshit and PIxar are ugly trash

he needs to get over it he's an old man ffs not a dumb teenager attempting to forever be the center of attention

Someone with testosterone should've done wasted and wounded Luke. Oh well.

Kill them Johnny, kill them all.

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its ableist to fire crazy employees. we dont permanently send people to insane asylums anymore.

with the blast shield down i cant even see.
how am i supposed to shitpost?

star wars is dead
atleast we got new clone wars

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He actually had to apologize to millenials who want SW to revolve around them after they jumped his shit for it

Fucking pathetic!

They WANTED to marginalized the established white male fan base, succeeded, then got mad because white males took their money with them. Every last thing Disney has done with SW was for the sake of telling the white male to fuck off and go die in the past.

So they blamed white males and produced this victim narrative. It was so full of shit. Somehow some way telling whitey to fuck off should have led to even bigger profits.

Original Lucas's plan for third trilogy was completely different thing. He wouldn't be happy with it either no matter if he was cast in it.

>star wars aliens are now all slimy, hairless lizard-insect-things that look like the came from Men in Black
jesus holy mother of god

These people are literally just shells with nothing inside, they've not stopped for a second to think whether they actually think the thoughts they have. Just repeating vague social justice sentiments they read somewhere else ad hominem without every having an original thought, parroting popular opinion and and going to bed smug feeling like they're everything that's right in the world because they believe sticking up for famous women makes them some great warrior in the fight against some ghostly immaterial evil perpetuated by the media to get them to pay to watch the same shit every month and go home feeling like they're fighting the good fight without ever knowing what it is they believe in.
Literal hive minds in an echo factory, patting each other on the back on the internet

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that alien is mean to represent white males. viewer expectations subverted again. take that long time fans.

Excellent points

These people are literally just shells with nothing inside, they've not stopped for a second to think whether they actually think the thoughts they have. Just repeating vague social justice sentiments they read somewhere else ad hominem without every having an original thought, parroting popular opinion and going to bed smug feeling like they're everything that's right in the world because they believe sticking up for famous women makes them some great warrior in the fight against some ghostly immaterial evil perpetuated by the media to get them to pay to watch the same shit every month and go home feeling like they're fighting the good fight without ever knowing what it is they believe in.
Literal hive minds in an echo factory, patting each other on the back on the internet

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you can't possibly be convinced that the reunion between these characters would be the right way to go in terms of sequels story, right?
god fucking damn it, Yea Forums, it would feel fucking forced and you'd realize that if you had a shred of fucking intelligence.
the main issue is that the entire character development and plot are fucking retarded, hence these characters were treated like that as well
luke abandoning his ideals and beliefs is a good storytelling device, but handling his development like it was handled in the last jedi is shit
han being a shitty father is great, but the way his story was handled in the force awakens was embrassing
leia being force sensitive to the point she can use the force in her old age is great, but giving her superman powers is fucking retarded
chewbacca was always a one-dimensional dog character, and was treated like that in the sequels as well
lando shouldn't even appear in the sequels, he should be on fucking bespin or mysteriously dead
all i see is plot points with solid amount of potential that were mishandled because of the lack of vision

fuck reunions
stop being fucking retarded
you're equally retarded as those twitterfags, you're just on the opposite side
and stop screencapping everything hamill says, he's always been a subpar actor with non-existant depth and doesn't know how to tell a good story - recognizing shit story is easy, making a great one is fucking hard
he's driven by nostalgia first, story second
>b-b-b-but his joker, user, his joker
get the fuck out of here

the fact that we're having daily star wars threads on Yea Forums is embrassing as well, but it's fine
threads like that are nice indicators of your intelligence and emotional depth, they're temporary, but you'll be stupid forever
you're little men who still want to play with toys, which is why you most likely watch anime as well

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BASED Mark.
I hope he knows that many people actually agree with him. I'm still so pissed for what they did to him, I remember every his interview about TLJ where he looks like he's dissociating, or is in a catatonic state. I bet he didn't even know they're going to kill Luke at the end of episode 8, I wouldn't be surprised if they edited it that way without even telling him.
Look at this shit too m.youtube.com/watch?v=xNqGUD_CJb0
Look at Mark's face; they literally did this milking part to degrade him. And then look at Rian Johnson jumping like the fucking manchild without self-awareness he is. For all of this, and for the huge chunk of onions in the fandom that defends those soulless cash grabs, Mark deserves the freedom to act like a "passive aggressive cunt". I hope he will open much more about Disney when episode 9 comes out.

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>Tfw you don’t realize It’s not your story anymore.

And you could have it all

this point is if you are going to drag these actors back onto the screen then you should at least have them share a fucking scene together. the sequels should never have happened but failing to do that is a missed opportunity and plain stupid

youtube.com/watch?v=Mdm8rpv045U

>all the avengers get blacked
>all of Star Wars gets blacked

I’m noticing a trend here and I don’t like it

a lot of the people who disliked TLJ are retards who actually liked TFA, so no, they were just pissed about TLJ not being another muh nostalgia fanservice flick

which is funny becauss TLJ is still like 60% just that (the other 40% being intentional anticlimax).

The sad truth is that Yea Forums is one of the few places where disliking both 7 and 8 is an opinion held by a big chunk of the population

He will throw her down a nuclear reactor

People are entitled to a little back scratching when the most iconic characters of all time have been out of the game for 30+ years. It’s also kind of a dick move that you make a big deal about getting the band back together only to lie and spit in the faces of millions.

Is Rian Johnson a fan of Emile Zola - like, the the Rougon-Macquart series or the Three Cities trilogy?

Everyone describes him as a nihilist, but it's better to describe him as following Naturalism. reasonsforgod.org/2013/04/why-naturalism-is-false-or-irrational/

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yeah. i'm thinking he's back.

That scene would be fucking stupid and you know Yea Forums

Last Jedi didn't suck because Han & Leia didn't reunite with Luke

It sucked because of 100 other reasons

WISH I COULD TURN BACK TIME

>parents who are pissed now or just young pissed people who don't have kids yet, won't watch disney crap with their children, they will only watch OT and maybe prequels with them
>there will be an entire new generation that grew up with the good shit only
Seriously, WHO would watch the sequels with their fucking kids? Only s o y boys but they rarely breed. Ten years from now, people will non only agree that the sequels aren't canon, but also pretend like they didn't even happen.

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This is the future he chose.

>"We shouldn't just do what the fans expect/want."
>Desert planet moneyshot
>Millennium Falcon moneyshot
>Wacky droid antics
>Evil dude wearing a mask
>Lightsaber moneyshots
>Chewie looking exactly the same
>It's the Empire, again
>It's the Deathstar, again
>It's an evil Sith who gets taken out by his apprentice, again

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when did daisy ridley get so fat

>is mark going to kill himself
You mean is the mouse going to kill him and make it look like suicide?

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It confirmed she did all 3?

That's why he stood there and kept howling. Everybody chuckled because they didn't understand, but he was bitching about his medal.

Lines of coke? Yes.