THE LAST DRIVE-IN GENERAL

Knew it was gonna be this. With the "east coast indie darling" hint, and him mentioning Lena Dunham, it was clearly this.

What is this ominous energy

I’m kinda torn, I want non-stop shit movies, horror or not. These are horror only, which is great, but I want more exploitation than quality.

Attached: dunno.jpg (587x475, 36K)

Imagine chilling in heaven and Stalin just comes strolling into the room because God is a hippie

Does Shudder have any Godzilla movies?

Sadly, no. I've checked.

>Darcy the Catholic Mail Girl

Attached: laughing_tyrone.jpg (540x584, 25K)

Sweet second thread!

is that diana prince?

t. virgin who faps

I want to go to his church.

Indeed

What are some good movies on Shudder, I already watched Summer of 1984

>3 and a half stars

Attached: dr_forrester_and_tvs_frank_it_stinks.jpg (640x480, 24K)

>he gave Deathgasm a higher rating than house of the devil

i don't understand his ratings sometimes. deathgasm was weak. and chud wasn't THAT bad

I mean it is really slow.

Is Ti West the guy who directed that Indonesia Cult short for VHS? VHS 2?

House of the Devil is slow but the buildup makes the last act worth it. In any case its still much better than Deathgasm

I really liked Starry Eyes even though I was really drunk

Spring.
Mandy
Ichi the Killer
Audition
Phantasm
Hellraiser

If you have an account, go exploring.

nah that was the guy who did the raid movies

more time for fun
giggle

Attached: mail.jpg (637x406, 56K)

I want to sex Greta Gerwig

I think he did the spooky house segment

Ichi the Killer, really?

There’s 2 shudder originals, one about Bigfoot and one about some lighthouse in the Arctic that are really good.

nice, tom noonan

He tends to rate throwback movies a bit lower since he was actually around for the eras they're throwing back to

I'm not sure if I like the faux 70s opening

So they're just ripping off The Cars now, huh.

It's part of the aesthetic, imo the movie pays off if you don't mind 70s pacing

definitely sounds like Moving in Stereo

hhhnnng

I can"t last

Attached: greta.jpg (845x475, 68K)

>Greta Gerwig

We got Oscar-nominated quality here.

Starry Eyes and Spring are really good.

I watched this movie nine years ago because someone on Yea Forums recommended it.

it's like an ad on an image board

Attached: meow.jpg (652x752, 36K)

Joe Bob hatewatched CHUD because:
1. In his book, the only crime a movie can commit is not being "fun."
2. CHUD: A bunch of pretentious NYC stage actors made it and (with the exception of Daniel Stern, who he praised) all acted like they were above the film and were embarrassed to be a part of it. He compared it to The Reanimator where a bunch of Chicago stage actors did not act like they were above the material, rehearsed for weeks before cameras rolled, built chemistry, and made a classic.
3.

*1. The only crime a movie can commit is being BORING.

*3. His producer is 32 years old and convinced him to show CHUD because of overwhelming demand from the fans.

The thing about my boy from down the way is that the character has always been consistent and he (the character) hated CHUD decades ago. He wrote a few articles bitching about pretentious filmmakers taking themselves too seriously in the long long ago.

Main chick in this is qt

Is it fun?

Attached: 1397437583268.jpg (492x399, 27K)

double G lookin fine as hell in that feathered hair

Deathgasm is just more fun. House of the Devil is good for what it does but it's just not as entertaining.

>tfw you show up late as fuck, again

>leaves full trays on the table

I just looked up daniel stern and only just now realized he was the narrator on the wonder years

I already like this 10x more than Deathgasm

>Deathgasm is just more fun.
oh is it, darcy? is it fun?

Attached: dead to me_0.jpg (480x480, 22K)

I hate being so old I knew this offhand. ;__;

You haven't missed anything

this movie is such a fucking letdown after something as face-paced as Demon Wind, I'm already bored with how slow it's moving.

double pay!

Attached: mm.jpg (375x421, 14K)

JBB has been doing this a lot lately. He's just weeding out all of the plebs.

Its just a different kind of movie, I'm ok with that

based, have my bottle of rum and i'll at the very least finish the rest of this movie with you guys

Well the main characters fought demon zombies with dildos and other miscellaneous sex toys, so yes Darcy would think Deathgasm is fun,.

Remember when volvos were shitty ass car and not mid-luxury?

i vividly remember the shittiness because i grew up with that same model. air conditioner was broke every other month.

Baby $itter
Two Parked Vulvas
Two Girls
Asstronomer's Dream

Half star deduction if a film has no breasts.

They’re here to buy nuke from this creep bc it’s the 80s and this is Robocop 2. This guys gonna get his brain put into a robot and kill a bunch of people later

Attached: FAD4C98B-DC38-495D-81E9-B7030E74D0F7.jpg (872x1162, 314K)

Attached: devil house of.jpg (845x475, 82K)

>400

What a fucking cunt.

Honestly this movie has a perfect cast so far, they all feel made for their roles

I knew an obese chick with a devil tattoo on her pussy

If this bretty good stream isn't fixed by the time I'm done smoking a cigarette, there's going to be a dead faggot in the streets somewhere.

Oh fuck this scene.

It's pretty well acted. The house owner creepy guy is a little off

yeah it was a bad choice watching this on that. I was just getting into it

Why would you kill yourself over stream?

>(you)

Attached: godzillanoise.jpg (500x248, 43K)

Shudder just added Dead Birds. I thought it was a decent low budget movie when I saw it back in the day.

Attached: 1542463031573.gif (220x204, 1.05M)

No need to fear. Your father is safe now.

what happened to the blonde? She left in her car?

She ded

She had her face blown off

>Someone is giving me a 4 dollar stream for absolutely free
>homeboy is doing this out of the goodness of his own heart.
>I'm going to bitch about a literally free stream of something I could get a free trial for or just literally pay 5 dollars a month for
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Attached: communism.png (838x983, 68K)

Spoiler: She doesn't look too young for college.

Was it a good effect?

Oh dude, that scene IS the movie. Such a sudden gut wrench. If you missed I pity you.

>when someone with a Yea Forums folder tries to shame you
Literally nothing accomplished.

I also know your mom

Aw man shit

Actually yeah it was a decent head pop

>Newfags bitching about oldfags.

Attached: laughing_crocs.png (455x395, 448K)

Sometimes she sounds like Aubrey Plaza.

>plus tip

Obsessed

>implies someone else is a newfag
>has a Yea Forums folder after 2012 (when memes and reaction images stopped being a thing
>capitalizes and punctuates greentext
You're done now.

I'm actually getting so invested in this movie I forgot I was watching Joe Bob

Attached: dogpizza3.jpg (300x225, 32K)

Girls didn't have asses in the late 70s early 80s

Just watch Joe Bob kino and quit bitching.

the flatness is real in this movie, disappointed

What?

>Those mom jeans

It’s the mom jeans.

I've never tipped a delivery a driver. I barely tip waitresses.

Ti West is a hack

This is the first Ti West movie I've seen and it makes me want to go and watch all his other movies

You probably are not American then.

It's the best thing he's done. Innskeepers was ok but rest is pretty bad.

I really like the b plot that's actually the A plot with the lunar eclipse, it does a great job giving the whole thing an ominous atmosphere

I'm not. I live in Israel.

The glasses, the keys, the kids room, so many tiny details that are off putting. “We never had children.”

The shots of her that makes the house like a maze, and also a cage.

Based.

>putting toilet paper on the seat
Kino, I do that

based me as well

Glad they followed up the dumpster fire that was Demon Wind with this.

That movie was fun to watch because of Joe Bob but I would skip that like the plague any other day of the week.

Where is the ass?

Attached: 1555850073832.png (1920x1080, 1.74M)

>questions black souls ask

Well it looks like he got his tip.

Ooof that jump scare got me good

pleb detected

Tfw I got a bit distracted after Greta died and now a feel guilty

I want pizza.

Well, you should've thought of that when everyone was placing their orders earlier.

damn bro I'm always late

Nice.

Attached: barefeet.png (1920x1080, 1.18M)

Why is it the rope always breaks in these scenarios?

me and that lady have the same haircut

Extreme stress can turn off human's power limiters that we normally have to keep us from tearing apart our own muscles.

I think I would have preferred it if the credits just rolled after she shot herself.

Yeah I can see that I suppose. Should’ve spent money on hand cuffs.

I quite liked that movie, however I think in the future as much as I love Joe Bob I might just watch it on my own cause he kind of spoiled the finale

No, you see her womb is the real house of the devil, we had to establish that.

Wait, what?

Attached: 1551788036282.png (1155x561, 498K)

Wow cost 900,000 and made 100,00. Yikes

missed a zero

wait what, am i that drunk or am i being baited

Holy fuck he is totally getting Howling VII for the season finale isn't he.

Until next time mutants.

It was actually there.

Attached: dar5.webm (600x628, 889K)

That felt painfully amateur at times, honestly. Just seemed like a concept for a film that wasn't turned into a complete project. I actually preferred the first part.

Objectively bad opinion

I hate how Darcy wears more clothes each episode. And they show her less and less. For you see, I want to picture ejaculating on her breasts and neck.

You can just watch her take it up the ass on pornhub

Yeah but I’m not watching pornhub, I’m watching Joe Bob. I want eye candy.

I haven't been keeping up with Joe Bob since the marathon but I see he watch "The Changeling" a few weeks ago? (It only has 4 weeks worth on Shudder).

That's one of my favorite movies of all time. I am probably going to sit and watch it right now even though it's 2am

That was pretty comfy, Joe Bob is nice on the slower movies.

Unironically kino film, surprised I missed out on it. Though the ending sequence where she fights off the cult was pretty rushed, could have been a little longer.

Yeah my biggest complaint as well they could’ve spent more time on the demon cult stuff.

Oh fuck yes.

>tfw no horror gf like darcy
i don't even give a fuck if she has a background in porn

Attached: 1500065470987.jpg (750x1000, 83K)

Never watched Joe Bob Briggs before but shit man that was a lot of fun. The dude is likeable as hell. Even when he had an opinion I disagreed with I never even cared.

I also get this sense even if he doesn't like something he appreciates it on some level. Like he knows at the very least someone tried to make something good, or that it might appeal to someone. That's kinda how I feel about a lot of movies.

See you all next week

Demon Wind was the movie of the night

Attached: demon-wind-2.jpg (1920x1032, 441K)

It was pretty good up until the last 20 minutes

That scene was pretty funny though.

Do any of the old Monstervisions exist anywhere? I need more Joe in my life

Literally there's a playlist of like 300+ videos in chronological order of Joe Bob's Drive In Theater as well as MonsterVision.
youtube.com/watch?v=n6O8k682Y-Y&list=PLwd2dpqAu5ri-uVRAIoD_E3GhNlGvg-Zi

You'll need to copy paste the link into your search bar btw to get the actual playlist to pop up.

No homo but I'm gonna kiss you

Here's a link to my personal collection:
mega.nz/#F!LxxRUSBb!0nbWvyhjmyRfgm6Q3OTNuA

Also, did anyone record Boggy Creek before Shudder took it down? I got The Prowler but not Boggy Creek. I'll put it in this mega at some point.

I'm trying to add to it all the time. If anyone has a myspleen invite they wouldn't mind sliding my way...

Attached: f5d7bd196e2b1efaddcf1c96fb714668.jpg (642x800, 59K)

>Also, did anyone record Boggy Creek before Shudder took it down?
#F!nrQS1S7Q!9-ksZk-28-DJ_0zNOIkGLw

>#F!nrQS1S7Q!9-ksZk-28-DJ_0zNOIkGLw
You are a gentleman and a scholar. Also my version of the Prowler is like 10 fucking gigs, so this is a double favor. Thanks a ton.

Attached: hqdefault (2).jpg (480x360, 14K)

where? when?
video?