>break your leg and almost never leave your house for 8 months while it heals
>start looking for dates a week ago
>match with a cute girl on Bumble earlier this afternoon
>that feel when drinking beer heavily waiting for her to message you
Movies for this feel?
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>In heterosexual matches, only female users can make the first contact with matched male users
for what purpose
Why weren't you spying on your neighbour with a telescope instead?
Never gonna happen. Stop focusing your energy on one girl.
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It's just their gimmick I guess. From talking to friends and other people it seems like certain dating apps are most popular in certain cities. In Boston most people use Bumble, so that's what I use.
Yeah, then he could have had a cute Grace Kelly gf.
Tell me about it user, the older I get the more great girls I meet IRL only to find out they have boyfriends. Man they get snatched up quick. Usually I'm good about not getting any expectations early but man this girl is a qt.
I don't own a telescope and the houses/apartments are so close together here I couldn't have safely peeped in the telescope and jacked off at the same time without being seen anyway so what's the point.
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How are you supposed to approach women in a place that you regularly visit after being "that guy" for so long? There's this qt who hugs me and had me kiss her cheek and I don't even know how I'd approach her without making it incredibly obvious that I'm interested. Seriously guys, I can count the number of times I've "approached" people on both hands, I'm clueless.
Need a bit more detail here on the context. It sounds like you could be a hopeless fool or you could have a chance here. More details please.
In case this thread is 404'd before we can hash this out, the bottom line is you have to sack up and ask her out even if other people notice. They might momentarily take notice but even a week after the fact, even if it blows up in your face, nobody is gonna remember or give a shit so you might as well take the chance.
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She's a pale, skinny girl from my church and seems to be giving some light hints. I was going to write some more details but scrapped them since they sounded autistic. I just FEEL it man.
I just don't know how to do that stuff is the thing. I get all caught up in anxiety beforehand and have nothing to break the ice to begin with... Even after that, where would I go?
How old are you? To an outside observer, your post seems like somebody constructing reasons why they shouldn't so something and why it will fail - even though you know better. I know that feel but you gotta get over it if you ever want to get anything you want in life.
It sounds like maybe the only time you see her is church with other people around and you feel like you don't have a private moment to approach? But you two have some kind of vibe going with checking each other out? I advise you show up early and try to catch her coming in outside or loiter around and try to catch her leaving and just say hey I've seen you around my name is so and so, and go from there. If she likes you you'll have to say some really dumb shit to crater the interaction so just take a risk m8.
Kill yourself normie.
I've been here 12 years
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>from my church
christcucks need to fuck off
do it fag
>without making it incredibly obvious that I'm interested
But that's exectly what you should do.
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oi
>just say hey I've seen you around my name is so and so
Literally just something like this helps, these sorts of ideas don't enter my head at all. How do I move from ice breaker to natural conversation? What do normal people talk about besides Endgame? Do women like Zack Snyder?
>how old
20 years old, so I feel like anybody would expect me to be able to start and carry a conversation.
Fugg, I don't want to scare anybody away with my shitty one-liners.
>be a 28 year-old kv
>meet a cute-but-not-too-cute qt at work
>her nose is a little big, but she's otherwise quite pretty
>she's really friendly and approachable
>coworkers say we'd make a nice couple and tell me to ask her out
>think this could finally be my chance
>psych myself up to ask her out (this will literally be the first time I ever ask a woman out)
>check her Kikebook
>she got engaged literally days after we first met
Man I've thought about asking out so many girls only to find out they have had boyfriends the while time. Bad feel.
>Fugg, I don't want to scare anybody away with my shitty one-liners.
Then don't use one-liners, Christ in heaven. Just talk to her like you would talk to a friend that you want to make a good impression on. Don't go for any PUA shit or something. Be polite but interested and engaging. Funny doesn't hurt too, but don't be a clown. Don't hide your intentions, that's a virgin move. And dress well.
on tinder a lot of girls like to collect matches just to feel better about themselves or to promote their
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Just give her the good old
>Batman vs Superman is my favorite movie. How about you?
Gets you a good suck and fuck every time
works every time
This is why I gave up and focused on the things that make me happy. Like vidya and movies, vinyl records collecting, painting and weed.
The worst is when you set up a date when your balls are full and then you cum and don’t want to meet anybody
Ask her where she's from or what she's studying or whatever the fuck. If the conversation is going smoothly ask her something casual like "hey wanna go to lunch together later this week?" Odds are she will say yes, even if she wants to reject you(most girls would rather reject you over a text than in person). From here you ask her for her number so you can plan things out. Have a vague idea of when/where you'd want to go so you aren't dumbfounded like that one guy on /fit/ who asked out the hottest girl in his gym and then ran away because he didn't expect her to say yes.
Fuck you
>The worst is when you set up a date when your balls are full and then you cum and don’t want to meet anybody
Keep pulling this thread, you're on to something user. Spirit works interestingly :)
This married chick is coming over tomorrow to fuck because her husband doesn’t give her enough attention. Tubes are tied so I get to dump loads in her
Bumble is such a bullshit app, and this is coming from someone who gets tons of matches on Hinge and Tinder. The "women message first" aspect doesn't bother me, that's usually how I gauge interest on other dating apps. But the fact that you are unmatched if she doesn't message within 24 hours is retarded.
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Read this book and learn what it really means when people say "just bee yourself"
More like Across the Sea if we're talking Yea Forums posters
Fucking zoomers
I like that they unmatch after 24 hours. I feel that it forces the woman to initiate if they are actually interested instead of tinder where a match can stay dormant for a long time if nobody makes a move, better to know if the match is gonna produce anything right away.
If she's already hugging you unprovoked you're good man. Ask her out for a malted, idk. She sounds cute
>for a malted
based. Take her down to doc's cornershop for an egg creme
it's nice getting unprovoked hugs but you gotta watch how she behaves around other guys. Is she giving every guy at church a hug, or is she treating you differently? Some girls are huggers and don't see it as an advance if they do it to everyone.
Hey dont get yourself down sounds like she would have said yes since everyone else could see the compatibility, you can find another girl
Ask her out. Two months ago I worked up the courage to ask a girl out for the first time in my life and tomorrow I'm having sex with her. You can do it, user. I promise.
What the fuck are you faggots talking about? He meant that scene from The Simpsons where Bart breaks his leg and can't get in the pool.