We're in the end game now

It's the cheese actually

It's the sneed actually.

Theres already French fries under the bottom patty, you fat ass'd fuck.

Both wrong, its diabetes.

Cheese is good for you dipshit, buns aka bread are pure fucking sugar

Cheese is literally nothing but saturated fat, protien and sugar dipshit. Sit the fuck down and keep your retarded faggot mouth shut.

the real killer: calories

BURGAH

NICE N GREASY

Men have physically laborious jobs and burn calories.

now THIS is a BURGAH

Cause they're fat as fuck and that's their diet. It's funny whenever you're around an obese person, they'll order normal meals and eat normally, but you know after whatever it is you guys are doin is over they're gonna go swing back around and order twice as much

For me it's second breakfast

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I burn more calories jerkin my gerkin in one day than you do in a month.

trans fats, saturated fats, oils, grease, sugar, salt all in a delicious fast food meal

Midwesterners are retarded.

AMERICAN CHEESE FOOD PRODUCT(TM) IS AN ABOMINATION TO NATURE

IT GIVES A SIGNATURE SHITTY CHEESE TASTE TO FAST FOOD BURGERS THAT SOME SAY IS AUTHENTIC, BUT ITS OVERRATED

GET SOME QUALITY CHEESE ON UR BURGS

>things faggots say
Noticed the reddit spacing, too. Time to turn in your man card, Nigel.

It's the fries and soda. That includes diet soda. Aspartame and other sweeteners used in them still spike your insulin.

i wanna fuck gaga

t. KRAFT CORPORATION

VELVEETA MAY AS WELL BE NAPALM

Yea Forums is ASIB country

Only queers cry about American cheese on burgers and grilled cheese. And since fags aren't people, you lose.

based muricans

So skip the fries and coke, a McDouble is way more enjoyable than like one loaf of bread

thats not even true, on any level

OH WOW IT MELTS

AMERICAN CHEESE IS ALWAYS THE INFERIOR CHEESE CHOICE

SLUM AROUND AND TRY IT FOR THE NOVELTY BUT ITS TRULY TRASH

Define good cheese.

>the subhuman isn't civilized enough to stop talking when he lost
I'm positively surprised.

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Where does this guy live that a whole roast is cheaper than a Big Mac meal?

They only thing about this that digusts me is that it's got to be impossible to eat those burgers like normal burgers. Won't one patty for each burger suffice? Looks delicious otherwise.

this

>so much gross processed american cheese
geez, that makes me not want to eat cheese on my burger at all.

He's probably talking about getting like 2 slices at a deli. He looks europoor and those queers are like that. They eat tiny portions, like third worlders.

>geez
Fags/women don't belong on this site.

For me? it's the old breakfast box

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>Spiderman Homecoming trailer ruins the entire Avengers Sequel
>People are shocked and amazed that Spiderman is back

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I fucked Ted.

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ok so when are you leaving?

Not enough fries but very based

Not that guy, but I've said "geez" on this site once or twice and I don't appreciate being insulted by proxy.

its the ketchup, open and shut. everything else, bread meat and dairy, you would eat regularily during the week. except fucking ketchup, just face it

>no u!
Nice reply, black kid losing an argument on the playground.

You can buy like 5 mcchickens too

Kill your family and then yourself, faggot.
You write like a black kid, so you're wrong.

Speak for yourself I never eat bread it's literal poison

Why are so rude?

Why do you think the world owes you niceness? Wasn't your dad around to teach you that's not how life works?

no it isn't. the only poison is vegetables because they inject it with onions and who knows how many other mind-altering chemicals

The world doesn't owe me anything. You could just be a little more friendly is all. Geez.

HE'S THE ONLY WHITE MAN ON EARTH

WHEN HES THE BIGGEST NIGGER OF ALL CUS HE EATS AMERICAN "CHEESE" LMAO

Skyline chilidogs are legit.
If you want disgusting, it's the skyline chili served on noodles. Looks like some north korean dewormed into a bowl.

>The world doesn't owe me anything.
Good. You figured it out. Shut up, simpleton.

disgusting

But why the box of popcorn?

>simpleton
Again with the insults. Who hurt you?

woosh

He's american you dumbass

cause it's essential kino food you imbecile

If you were trying to tell a joke, it was shit. You're not good at this. Stop trying.
Who cares. Might as well be a europoor spouting that faggoty shit. Put your iPhone down and figure out where the commas go, Mary.

goodburger is still kino

you would only gain half a pound at most from that
either you've got severe self perception issues (latent anorexia?) or you've been eating excess more often than you think

>tfw can’t even go out and buy a burger like that because it would empty my bank account.
Good thing I bought two natty daddy’s instead

>britbongs eat french fries, raw tomatoes and blood discs for breakfast

>still believing that Saturated Fats are bad for you
>thinking that cheese contains any appreciable amount of sugar
Our body is designed to primarily consume animal fats, actually look at your bodily processes and stop slurping down everything the USDA tells you to.

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god i wanna fuck that burger

@113559312
>he doesn't know who steve albini is

Pathetic. Don't even reply to me. You don't even deserve a (you).

>>thinking that cheese contains any appreciable amount of sugar
Lactose is sugar, retard. I never said anything about the amount. Learn to read instead of amassing a cringey Yea Forums folder. Our body is primarily designed to consume vegetable matter. Your position isn't backed by science. Mine is. You lose.

>i know who a fag is
Not something to be proud of. Nice reddit space.

Whelp, looks like I'm cutting string cheese from my diet. Thought that shit was a healthy, lean source of protein fo' my ass.

>113559542
>using @
Yea Forums if fucking dead, and newfagots killed it

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>2019 was going to be the year I'd finally lose weight and be /fit/
>Even bought a year-long gym membership
>Haven't even gone there once yet
>Ate 3 quarter-pounders yesterday at MickeyD's, went back today for another Double Big Mac meal
>Gained 27 pounds since January

Why did it fail Yea Forums?

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Yea Forums if fucking dead, and newfagots killed it

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@113559733
They're just trying to avoid giving people (You)s.

>lactose in cheese
Oh lord you're so retarded that you didn't even bother checking before posting did you?
I guess I should have expected that from a cow with your multiple stomachs full of fermenting bacteria designed for digesting plants rather than a human stomach full of HCl for digesting fats though.

Cheesesticks are legitimately one of the healthiest snacks on the market

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>started my diet yesterday
>today my dad brings home cookies and my mom stops by to give me a whole rum cake
I swear

It's not too late to start now user. You can do it!

>filename
good job user

Tom Holland and Harley Keener Ty Simpkins are so handsome.

who's Steve Albini?

RAW WHOLE MILK KEFIR IS THE GOD OF DAIRY PRODUCTS

THE LACTOSE IS EATEN BY THE CULTURE, THE PROTEIN REMAINS

ITS A PROBIOTIC NUKE WITH TRILLIONS OF ACTIVE LIVE MICROBES, THE PILLS ARE SCAMS FULL OF 80% DEAD BUGS

Feel free to use google, tard.

Well you need to stop making excuses and follow the meal plan and do your exercises.
I'm setting a goal for you to lose 50 lbs in the next 2 munts then come see me and we'll see if we can schedule you for the weight loss surgery.

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It's cringe and passive aggressive, a feminine trait.

Cancel the gym membership, those are scams. You have everything you need to work out in your home. Just try to jog some for starters. Find a buddy to do it with you.

what the fuck is wrong with the midwest

Okay. I'm going to keep eating string cheese until somebody else chimes in and explains why people shouldn't.

>Proverbs 14:23
>All hard work brings a profit, but mere talk only leads to poverty.

Even the Good Lord in Heaven wants you to nut up, user.

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THERES NOTHING WRONG WITH STRING CHEESE, ITS NOT A PARTICULARLY HEALTHY DAIRY THOUGH

>Gyms are scams

Literally how.

just get a water and like 1 big mac. Eat that, and only that, everyday and you will lose weight

OKAY. WHAT IS RAW WHOLE MILK KEFIR AND WHERE DO I FIND IT IN THE SUPERMARKET?

I hope you're baiting but some ameribugers just can't stop shoving down junk shit down their throat and wonder why they can't lose weight ever. You people are mentally ill.

YOU CAN GET A PASTEURIZED IMITATION WHICH IS STILL PRETTY DECENT IN THE REFRIGERATED SHELVES NEXT TO THE YOGURTS

You guys are making me hungry
I’m about to hit up doordash and blow $20 on burgers

THANK YOU, SIR. I'VE WRITTEN IT DOWN AND I WILL LOOK FOR IT. HAVE A GOOD NIGHT/MORNING.

just eat less fucking food, this is not rocket science

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JUST BE AWARE, SIMILAR TO BANGS, IT HAS BITE

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Just skip breakfast and you can eat burgers. Americans are fat because they eat sugary breakfast and then eat burgers for lunch.

T. Burger

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What did she mean by posing like this?

Looks like a good snack.

This post is making me go pick up in n' out, you guys want anything?

Dat some Applemilk?

You know, looking at a Bic Mac, its actually a fairly balanced meal.
33g fats
44g carbs
26g protons
I mean sure the carbs are a bit high and its got like 1000mg sodium, but as far as macros go you could do a lot worse, just don't get fries or a coke with it.

what if someone just walked up and started punching all the eggs while staring him in the face

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>protons

where can I find the rest of this?

I'd have to see the razor stubble to know for sure.

My mom and dad love the Gold Star 3-Way.

Where are my Electrons?
Up Quarks?

Balanced my ass.

SURLY EGG MAN HAS COMPLETE MASTERY OF EGG

EGG MATTER FLOATING AROUND ONLY GIVES HIM MORE WEAPONS

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good point
>*buys a roast beef sandwich from arbys*

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>not getting your daily amount of delicious protons
user you're going to die

Fuck the fries. But I could probably do those burgers.

Am I wrong for hating tall burgers? Do they expect me to unhinge my jaw? And then you take one bite and half the shit falls out.

This appetizer looks amazing

No, you're right. I bitched about it earlier in this thread. Makes no sense.

why is stevie albini talking about food

food is the only thing that brings me any kind of joy. I'm not going to make it.

WHO THE FUCK IS MR BARQ

YOU WANT MR BANG

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>A mountain of unmelted chedder shavings

I would throw up.

Protip: buy several single patty burgers then stack them up one after another. I've done the cost analysis, restaurants are ripping you off with these multi-patty burgers. It costs less if you buy single patty burgers then stack them up yourself, than to buy one multi-patty burger.

Dat soi

Big brain idea: just eat multiple burgers. What do you fucking get out of huge stacks like these? You ain't fitting it all in your mouth.

k

Some bitter as fuck D-list nobody

wrong

>eats garbage
you are what you eat

>walk into five guys
>burgers are fucking 10 dollars like you're in a fucking bar
>scoop up a bunch of peanuts into one of the cardboard trays
>360 and walk away

Bigger brain idea: flatten burgers paper with a hammer and eat them like chips

my stomach hurts

For me its the Kinder Pinguin.
I don‘t eat burgers anymore but I eat around 24 Kinder Pinguin a day now I swear they lace them with heroin or something I legit can‘t stop.
I gained 30 kilograms in the last 4 months.

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>DAT guy made of soi

Bang?
Now that's a sip

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>ITT

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It's the experience of eating like a king. For full effect, always take the biggest bites you can make, fill your royal mouth with all that goodness.

Eating meat actually reduces the risk of heart disease. It's why people who do the carnivore diet (exclusively eating meat) are some of the healthiest people around

>I posted it again!
>do I fit in yet guise
>GUISE??

>when your kidneys shut down from eating too many protons

Just become an alcoholic and you won’t crave sugar anymore.

source: my ass

>spike your insulin
that would be blood sugar that spikes laddy

>tranny paranoia getting retroactively inscribed into the past
whose fucking with the timeline

Yeah he's right, I could get like 6 hash browns and a strawberry milkshake for that price, which would be way better!

Different user here, yes he does fit in.

my friends and i used to do this until a cop shot one of them for it

There is no feeling better in the world than biting into a cool Kinder Pinguin while cumming.

You probably made his day with this

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You mean 180? 360 would leave you facing it

No it’s a reference to an old meme

>Different user here
>is actually same user
D E V I L I S H

Oh ok sorry I am new here they shut down r/cringeanarchy so someone in discord said to check out Yea Forums, it's pretty cool but I wish people had usernames

youtube.com/watch?v=AiCF1QdyxhM

owsley stanley is a good example, made it to 76 and would have lived longer had he not had a fatal car accident

I got food poisoning watching this