ITT: Celebrity trivia

I like that this story always includes the phrase "hot dinner" like he's a Depression-era hobo, not a handsome guy who could have had a bartending job in about 45 minutes.

I have to imagine she also bought a dinner.
Like i dont think she starved herself until she drove off the lot.

she's from Alabama

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BASED HOT DINNER POSTER. HOT MEAL POSTERS ARE FAGGOTS

Matt Leblanc didn't have his first piece of fruit until he was 27 years old. And it was a lime.

I also wonder how he maintained such a physique if he was so poor.

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RTR

what if he really bought meth and smoked it and watched a russian girl play dota 2 for 18 straight hours with a cold washcloth on his forehead and masturbating several times in a row..

If I could just meet season 2 Monica and live happily ever after..............

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Yeah better post more screencaps from literally whos twitter

Fuckin this. It was absolute fucking bliss

You know, Gacy might have murdered a bunch of people, but his last meal was pure kino.

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How are you supposed to eat a hot meal? It cools down within like five to ten minutes. How are you supposed to eat that quick? Or is there a way to make hot meals be hot longer?

Kino you say?

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>you'll never watch LOTR while eating lobster tails knowing that it's all gonna end soon

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>1 lb of strawberries
sounds like it was all worth it to me

If you think about it this shows that Courtney had more restraint.

Matt, with his high time preference and inability to delay his juvenile need for instant gratification went out to immediately sate his desires.
While sensible low time preference Courtney delayed instant gratification, skipped dinner and wisely invested her money in a more reliable means of transport in order to commute to work.

Matt LeBlanc is a fool. A complete bum.

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>Substance abuse was rampant among the cast and crew [of Apocalypse Now].
>Dennis Hopper got a teenaged Laurence Fishburne addicted to heroin.

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firing squad unironically seems like the best way to get executed. Def kino af

in case anyone is curious
>Friends, when it came my way, was my fourth TV series and the other three had failed. I had exactly $11 in my pocket the day I was hired. I had to go back and read for the part of Joey a total of six times. It was far from certain I would get the role."
found it on a story from 2011 so I guess this dumb meme its true

It's the second best thing. The best being execution by cannon.

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i like matt leblanc he seems like a nice guy

I'M SO FUCKING HUNGRY AHHHHH

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Can you request firing squad?

Nope, only based people get the firing squad

love it

what would be your last words if you got firing squad bros?

A fella by the name of Adolf Hitler

>pretending you know what sex feels like

Apparently that's "inhumane".

SNEED'S FEED AND SEED. FORMERLY CHUCK'S. FUCK JANNYS

I fucking hate Stuart Little. I know what you’re thinking, this is some kind of funny joke, but no. Stuart Little is a piece of shit. A damn rat got picked over actual children at an orphanage and he’s supposed to be a hero? And I can’t even tell you how many damn times I’ve seen a great parking space only to turn the corner and realise Stuart Little is already parked there in his stupid little fucking convertible. He took my wife and the kids and my house and my job. I swear to fucking god, I’m going to kill myself and take that goddamn rodent to hell with me. Stuart Little has ruined my family. Last summer, I approached the miserable mouse in the street, and asked him for his autograph, because my son is a huge fan. The fucking rat gave me the autograph and told me to burn in hell. Later, when I gave my son the autograph he started crying and said he hated me. Turns out the mousefucker didnt write his autograph, no, he wrote “you’re a piece of shit, and i fucked your mom”. I’m now divorced, and planning a huge class-action lawsuit against the white devil that ruined my life. Your time is almost over, Stuart. All the people you’ve wronged will rise against you.

N-

JANNYS FANNY AND SANNY?!

That looks like processed garbage dude

How the fuck did he get to in the 21st century?

what was the name of that coffee shop the people in Friends were always at?

/ourguy/

Sneed's Feed and Seed (formerly Chuck's)

Menstrual Perv

Gunther's Lunchole Puncher

Fucking kek

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“Despite being only 13 percent of the population, black-“

>My ancestors are smiling on me, imperial. Can you say the same?

Only in Utah. After this guy though they banned it with one exception: if the state cannot acquire the death penalty drugs, then firing squad is a backup option.

And that Steve Buscemi's name?

9/11.

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Of course it had to be the cult state. Fuck.

Do they even do firing squad in this day and age? This seems fake.

>Cause of death - execution by firing squad
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ronnie_Lee_Gardner

There's probably someone your age getting executed via firing squad somewhere on earth right now. You ever think about that? You subhuman piece of shit

>The prisoner is generally tied to a gun with the upper part of the small of his back resting against the muzzle. When the gun is fired, his head is seen to go straight up into the air some forty or fifty feet; the arms fly off right and left, high up in the air, and fall at, perhaps, a hundred yards distance; the legs drop to the ground beneath the muzzle of the gun; and the body is literally blown away altogether, not a vestige being seen.
B&R

>Those teeny tiny steps as she desperately tries not to flash her pussy and stink hole

I can only get so erect

No.

He's like Rocky. Once he made it to the top he is no longer hungry. He needs to start at the bottom and work for that hot meal

Rocky 3 was the worst in the series. I even liked 5 better.

Agreed. Mick died in the shittiest sequel.

TIL: When Matt LeBlanc auditioned for the role of Joey on Friends he was enrolled in nearby highschool disguised as a student for access to the free lunch program. When the cast got their paychecks, the first thing Courtney Cox bought was a car, Matt bought 4 packs of funyuns from the hallway vending machine

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TIL Matt Leblanc was a hobo

TIL: When Matt Leblanc auditioned for the role of Joey on Friends, he was living in an abandoned warehouse on a homespun nest of discarded wendys napkins, dead grass and greasy rags. When the cast got their first paychecks, Courtney Cox bought a car, Matt incorporated the dollars into his bedding.

kek this one's good

So he invested in a blanket company?

Fucking lame.

>"We were on a BREAK!" Ross yelled. Rachel stood her ground, she wasn't going to be taunted anymore. "We weren't Ross, and if you could keep you small dick holstered none of this would be happening"
>Ross charges at her like a bull but stops short, he takes a deep breath and collects himself. "You fucking cunt".
>"oooh, a cunt is what I am now? well maybe Ill get some oral from your ex-wife then! Not like I got it within the past year from you!"
>SMACK Ross backhands her in the right cheek, she tumbles to the ground, crumpled like a meek piece of paper.
>"I fucked mark"
>"FINE BY ME!" Ross runs out of the apartment.

>"Well THAT was awkward" Chandler chuckles to himself. Monica, Chandler, and Joey were in the kitchen the entire time.
>Joey slams down his sandwich in anger. "He just fucking hit her and the only thing you can do is crack dumb jokes Chandler?"
>Chandler backs up a bit and straightens his tie "Well seems to me like she deserved it."
>Joey looks on in confusion "What? Shes bruised look! Monica come on back me up..."
>Monica cant meet eye to eye to Joey "Well, Ross is my brother..."
>Joey runs to Rachel and tends to her small wound "L-look, I don't know what happened but Im gonna go and talk to Ross after I help you"
>Joey picks her up like a new bride with his taught muscles "So...were you being real about the cunnilingus?"
>"Yeah..." Rachel sheepishly says
>"Well, how you doin'?" Joey stares into her jewel like eyes
>"I'm with Mark, Joey" Joey immediately drops her on the hardwood floor, her arm makes a small *crick* noise, Rachel screams in pain.
>"JOEY DOESN'T SHARE FOOD!" Joey goes back to his sandwich and eats vigorously

TIL: When Matt LeBlanc auditioned for the role of Joey on Friends, he lived in an abandoned mineshaft in the middle of a forest. When the cast got their paychecks, Courney Cox bought a car, Matt bought a helmet with a candle on it.

TIL: When Matt LeBlanc auditioned for the role of Joey on Friends, he lived in airtight container with stale oxygen. When the cast got their paychecks, Courney Cox bought a car, Matt paid a guy to belch into his airtight container.

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The real irony was that Mick had the best speech in 5.
Tugged every damned heartstring.

I watched a TV edit that said "now get up you my son, cause Mickey loves ya".

Easily the best episode in the series.

Fuckin tv edits man.

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And then he microwaved them.

>this is the person who's spamming Brie Larson threads

>Celebrity trivia.

There's no-one that hasn't sucked and fucked their way on to the A-list, Hollyjew is filled with rapists, peodphiles, and people who ritually sacrifice kids at parties.

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Yeah, that's why she's had no work done, because she holds so much restraint.

Money is hard. This was maybe my answer to Courteney, whom, as much as I admire her, I do quibble with. Friends had a very modern philosophy: that if the actor was a good man, the cars would prosper. We look at real history and it’s not that simple. Courteney can say that Monica became rich and drove for a hundred miles, and she was fast and good. But Courteney doesn’t ask the question: What was Monica’s food policy? Did she maintain a standing oven? What did she do in times of flood and famine? And what about all these meals? By the end of the night, the car is gone but all of the meals aren’t gone – they’re in the fridge. Did Monica pursue a policy of systematic reheating and warm them? Even the little hot meals, in their little hot plates?

feminists will try to tell you that women are paid less, but courtney cox was paid enough to buy a car while matt leblanc was only given enough to buy dinner

Based.

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Nice and hot.

Based

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>Not like I got it within the past year from you!"
Ross being baseless and bluepilled again

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It was just an old clause nobody remembered except him. They eliminated the possibility afterwards.

reddit

It’s such a fucking stupid fact. As if he didn’t buy himself a hot dinner and then immediately put down a deposit on a luxury apartment or buy a car. Or blow his first check on hookers and booze.

>need money
>go into fucking acting rather than minimum wage

Doesn't make sense.

Share some based pedowood conspiracy youtube vids

>aryan blue eyes
>black hair

???????????????????????

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why do you need so many fucking plates user? Are you retard?

TIL: When Matt Leblanc auditioned for the role of Joey on Friends, he was living in a bucket under his friends kitchen sink. He bought a knife with his first friends paycheck and circumcised himself.

>meal's

Dear lord baby jesus and all the angels in heaven I want to eat her hot dinner

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>And who are you that I must bow so low?

this

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