Sorry user I don't think I should sell you any snacks. You seem a bit overweight as it is

No.
Movies make a good date once theres already a foundation established. If you take her there on a first date you wont really have a chance to talk to her for the bulk of the date (mostly just before and after the film). I suppose movies are only good for “dates” where the girl is just horny and you guys wanna hook up in the back only, nothing more.

So what should the first date be? Dinner? What if I can't make conversation? Dinner seems a lot more intimate than a movie

Robert what's wrong? Are you having a bad day? Why're you being a cunt? Robert c'mon, look at me man

>american socialism

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>What if I can't make conversation?
Then what are you doing dating? Find girls looking for casual sex if communication is not important for you

What if I'm socially autistic but not looking for casual sex?

I'm just nervous, man.
Fuck
Most of the girls I'm attracted to aren't even particularly interesting people. Honestly, I only like them for their bodies. I'd like to make conversation, talk about stuff like a boyfriend and girlfriend, but I'm not sure I could do that with them.
I'm not looking for anything long term here, just maybe get kiss or touch something, I dunno

>movie theater
>not wanting to make $30
>on something that cost $2 at most to make
yeah, right.
What kind of weed are YOU smoking OP?

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Robert my man!

Don't worry I have a date to get past the no singles policy she's just meeting up with me later kek

I'll take some crab legs and kino corn for my falcon. Extra butter on both!

I better take a bullet proof vest too. Don't want another incident like the last kinoplex! Designated shooter missed half the theatre and got escorted to the popcorn mines for 3 months!!

Hopefully I pass penis inspection in the showers and don't get sent to the manlet pits kek

Can't forget my theatre anvil!

And Robert, big guy! Watch out for those wet floors!!

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You're heterosexual but homosocial. This appears to be very common. It's the same with me.
Most relationships nowadays seem to be friendship-based. This is not an option for homosocials, you need a romance-based relationship with a girl.

Based

I mean, I am friends with the girls, I make them laugh and hang out with them, but that's mostly in groups. I get nervous thinking of doing the same when we are alone, if she gets disinterested or something

you have to keep the convo going. just pull bullshit out of thin air. don't allow any silent moments or else she'll rationalize that it isn't going well. it's a stream of consciousness thing where you just keep her talking. "have you ever seen pulp fiction? how close are you with your siblings? where do you see yourself in 5 years?" just bullshit. after you have dinner, suggest you go somewhere else spontaneously. girls like excitement and spontenuity. if she makes an excuse, let her go and forget about her. if she agrees, go for a walk or for icecream or coffee, or walk somewhere. make a move to grab her hand or make it obvious that you want to kiss her. whatever you do, don't ask for permission to kiss her. girls don't hate anything more than that. just make it obvious, if you can try to make out with her. and she'll take it from there. most important thing: don't get attached if she doesn't like you

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>Don't ask permission to kiss her
Fuck, man
What if go in for one and get rejected? Can you even recover from something like that?

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I etc. etc. etc.

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Man Robert you're right, I've just been depressed lately and fallen back into some bad habits. You're always looking out for me bro

Now how about that N word pass? It's for my falcon, he's gotten into a fracas with the crows that live in the bathroom

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you have to make it obvious. like say "i think we're alone now" or just face her directly after checking around. I've tried to surprise girls who would have kissed me, but since they were surprised they pulled back. it really is 100% about being an alpha. a girl will go along with it if you act confident about it. if you're nervous, she'll double guess. after that it'll get as far as she'll let you. if she'd dtf it'll happen, if she cock blocks you then that's that

>Most of the girls I'm attracted to aren't even particularly interesting people
Oh look it's literally me. I love pretty girls but a lot of them are fucking basic as it gets

This is so much shit to think about it. How do other people do this? I get along just fine with girls, but when it comes to thinking about taking them on date I feel like an autist. Is there anything else I should remember? Do I kiss them on the first date? Do I have to wait? How do I go from "guy she sometimes talks to" to boyfriend?

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Then it's time to take the reclusive hermit pill

You're not even close to ready, go fool around with some strippers first

I failed penis inspection what do

What good would that do?

Thanks Robert, you're always looking out for me.