THE LAST DRIVE-IN GENERAL

>What is The Last Drive-In?
The Last Drive-In is a double feature of horror flicks hosted by the worlds first and foremost drive-in movie critic Joe Bob Briggs.

>Who is Joe Bob Briggs?
Joe Bob Briggs is a redneck movie critic and horror host from Texas, famous for shows such as "Joe Bob's Drive-In Theater" and "Monstervision". After 18 years of absence, he finally returned in 2018 for his revival series "The Last Drive-In".

>Where can I watch The Last Drive-In?
On Shudder's livestream channel "It Came From Shudder".
shudder.com/shudder-tv

START TIME: 9pm eastern / 6pm pacific

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Joe Bob on Twitter: twitter.com/therealjoebob/status/1120199855425695745

"Clues for this week's double feature: it's Devil Cult Night, with one West Coast forgotten gem and one East Coast indie favorite."

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Gonna have to bump hard tonight to fight off the capeshit bumping tonight boys.

come to bretty good for stream, we have an old joe bob dvd commentary playing right now

Here for the count down. Any idea on what is going to be shown - i dont remember if he gave any clues yet.

I haven't seen any. Where does he give clues?

OP here, I usually put his clues at the bottom of the initial post. He's doing a satanic cult double feature.

Oh man, would he do Slimeball Bowl-o-Rama?

He already did it tho during the 24 hour marathon

He already did that in July.

I guess a second less official clue would be that the second movie can't be "shown" in Canada, most likely because of rights issues (don'tforget to turn on your VPN!).
Thlugh, the clues are really broad sometimes. Last week's was "exotic locations such as Long Island." You'd think the second movie would too be set in some random Northern State dump, but it was actually a Japanese movie.

Too drunk to post here, i think.

So both are cult films - they would be in the cult category i think. I hope it isnt Liquid Sky.

Lots of people seem to think the second film is gonna be House of the Devil, since apparently he recently talked about how much he liked it in an interview recently.

Guessing that would be the Indie darling?

All he plays are movies I’ve seen :’(

You saw Wolfguy before?

Bet you watched all the stuff on shudder, which was what i was going to do but decided not to in case Joe Bob decided to do a commentary on it.

Not same user, but i had heard about it before from a friend and had never seen it.

Alright boys, got my 5-Hour Energy and A&W Cream Soda on hand, and I'm ready for Joe Bob.

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I know I still haven’t watched Ichi The Killer and really want to but I am worried he will just play it next week or something.

What are you guys gonna watch while waiting?
I'm gonna watch Bocchi

Exactly yes. So yes, I watched Wolf Guy.

You literally only got ten minutes till ol jimbo tho

Dinosaur Squadron Zyuranger

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Howdy

Fuck, didn't notice, my countdown said 28 minutes for some reason

>satanic cult double feature
maybe one of them will be race with the devil? looks like shudder has that.

>soft guitar version of the theme during the countdown
Going to miss this when it's over

DEMON WIND

Shudder TV is showing me a movie called We Go On and no Joe Bob. Do I need a subscription for this shit?

He said in a ((Reddit)) AMA recently that they're already in talk of doing more last drive in since he's still pulling in viewers.

Yes. It's worth it though.

If you're a poorfig, brettygood is streaming it.

you click on It Came From Shudder.

Anything interesting with that, i forgot he did one.

Ernie is the best.
Who owns Ernie?

I sure hope so, even if it goes down to 1 movie a week. Joe Bob single handedly sold me on a shudder sub.

Is it fun?

Not really, the only thing was knowing they are probably doing more

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>Bring up James Comey
>Got scared he was gonna go full libtard
>Swings it right back to make fun of Lena Dunham

Phew

Joe Bob going off.

Definitely enough for me to keep subbed to Shudder.

Never seen this one, is it any good?

Joe bob is not a faggot, look at his articles on takimag

fueled by that small mountain of lone star empties

The only real things of consequence were that
>the show on Shudder is doing well and he's in talks to do more episodes
>there needs to be demand for like 10k copies for his book to get reprinted

58 DEAD BODIES

I had it for about a year before JBB. It is cheap and there's a lot of good stuff on it.

Only retards think Joe Bob can be pigeonholed into Right or Left. JBB has his own views.

Liking these totals.

I want to buy his book.

Vinegar Syndrome released it on blu ray and I've been wanting to check it out for awhile now.

>>there needs to be demand for like 10k copies for his book to get reprinted
that's a lot. does he have to pay off rights to do it or something?

It seems like these are more frequent. Good.

Alright gang time to get comfy and watch this while playing WoW

MFW comfy time

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I tried to watch this movie a while back and kept falling asleep. The first have seems kinda like a real snoozer hopefully the second half is slightly better.

Are you washed in the blood of the lamb, Yea Forums?

Seriously Shudder will this not go away unless I full screen?

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oh no the eye of horus, bad shit incoming

Technically

Jesus this is one long opening credits sequence

dude spitting out semen

Why wouldn’t you make it full screen?

>he doesn't have multiple screens

It was doing that for me until I moused over it.

kek he called her a pig

That was pretty interesting for an opener. Now...yay nagging bitch.

is this an american film?

I have two screens but I am playing MTG Arena on the other and want to be able to browse the thread

More like clam chowder

>Not calling your wife a filthy 2D piggu.

aw yeah synth

Isn't this chick also in Halloween 4?

ew that redhead is ugly af

>Creepy ginger kid
spoopy

hereditary copied this movie

Based dad bod.

That's an odd location for a gas station

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I can't fap to this

You need at least 3 screens to have a good computer set-up.

I have 3, a main one, another one for discord and random videos and one in portrait mode for irc, reading manga, and work stuff. And I'm using my phone for Yea Forums now because my VPN is blocked on Yea Forums (can't watch the second movie in Canada without it)

>ywn stand naked in front of your mom while she laughs at you after going down on her gf while she’s on her period

carful sir, u could get repooted that way

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ah-bloo-bloo

getting some hills have eyes vibes here with the creepy gas station owner and little weirdo mutant girl

that's just a normal ginger

What a slut.

THAT FUCKING ASS

KEKED

Enter: The Mega-Chad

Chad

why is this guy making out with all the girls reeeee

hey that one girl was in an ep of Seinfeld.

LANGUAGE

that one chick mad tranny lookin

God those kissing noises

>that's why I keep her around
I'd buy that for a dollar.

Where's a stream? I'm not signing up for anything.

This flick is ultra cliche so far

>trannies in 1990
wtf progressive

fuck off poorfag

this old man kind of looks like a mix of angus scrimm and lloyd bridges

Ultra chad gonna beat up an old cookie

>shill thread
>whiteknighting for pay walls
It checks out.

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HE ABOUT TO DO IT

We’ve jumped the chasm into absurdist territory.

Who are these guys?

what the fuck

Autism activate

DEFENSIVE SMOKE BOMB

Why did he invite Chad if he's an ass to everyone?

Why did you get digits if nothing you said was worth it?

CHECKED

Kevin Bacon looks weird in this

Chad always gets (You)s

Plot twist, his gf did.

Am I having a stroke or did the magician guy's lines not sync with his mouth at first

SHAZAM

Harbinger

SHAZAM

obvious dub

What a wasted fucking get, holy moly.

> It's fun

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I swear the whole thing is ADRd from that point on

Stolen get

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Tfw no Darcy gf
twitter.com/kinky_horror

kinda lovin the unpredictable weirdness so far

yeah, I'm entertained so far.

Yay Jeeps

I'd rather not have an on-and-off pornstar girlfriend with an autistic kid.

I would fuck her, though.

The woodenest of dialogue.

evil kevin bacon

Oh no THE DEMON WIND got him!

What’s up with that dude in the pink’s face

A demon wind
came blowin in
from across the sea

this movie reminds me of IT for some reason

You know, like if you cut out 99% of the childhood stuff and none of the loser's club actually like each other

I get it now, they're German

Don't go in Cory

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Reminds me of my last Fallout 3 play through.

Why is the gay couple armed?

Trigger discipline

2spooky4me

Liberty

With how dramatic the lines are now I can't wait to hear what they say during the 3rd act

ernie moving around a lot less than last ep

He's listening intently.

My bearded dragon sits still 90% of the time and then flips out the other 10%. It's just a weird behavior thing.

Joe Bob's right, there's too many similar characters.

He had a sperg attack last week and trashed his little aquarium set.

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BRUCE
LEE
ASS

Is there a Cynthia Rothrock movie on shudder?

Idk, we have chad, the nerd, the tranny, the slut, chad’s gf, the gay magician, the gay lover, and the main character.

WE SILENT HILL NOW

I personally thought it was shit but i still loved it

Not that I'm aware of. Shudder is almost exclusively horror. I only remember her doing martial arts genre.

At least all but two will die.

oh hell yes

Kinda shocked that no one gives a fuck xe just died like that.

It has a few non-horror Japanese movies, like Big Man Japan and Wolfguy, which aired last week.

man this is like one of those shitty loose conjuring sequels like the Nun where the story makes 0 sense and it's just trying to find excuses to get to the next spook

no one gives a shit at all

What kind of food should I have delivered? Anything but pizza

Dell needs her. He's serious.

Chuck I'm with Sneed now

I had Chinese delivered earlier

A steak sub with peppers onions and oil, also mozzarella sticks

Yeah but turning into a bloody baby doll then exploding would kinda make me jump.

This really feels like the kind of movie that would be on Best of the Worst where almost everyone shits on it but Jay is like "no guys it's actually really good!"

Have any of you bros ever cut just the nastiest fart in your car, like so bad you almost can't stand it, then go grocery shopping for an hour, forget about it, and as soon as you open your car door to put the groceries in, it blasts you in the face all over again and almost knocks you over?

A club sandwich

kek

Hmmm this

I unironically like it so far

That's what I had except I had steak sauce instead of oil.

The place locally makes theirs on actually pizza dough and it's so chewy and flavorful it's fucking 10/10

I’m thinking this but I’ll sub out the steak sandwich with a chicken cheese steak

Of course for normal people yeah, but these are emotionless Germans

Oh yeah, same, my tastes tend to align with Jay's by and large.

Fried catfish and hush puppies.

Woke up from a nap.

What two movies did we watch?

We're still on the first one. Demon Wind.

I'm ready to jump into the second movie. Will it start in 15 minutes?

I can't get over how two of the guys looks like budget Canadian Emilio Estevez and Kevin Bacon

kinda surprised this is from 1990. feels more mid 80s.

More like 45

I think this one has another 45 or so to go

I'm not convinced he isn't some government clone of Tom Hanks and Norm Macdonald

Damn, those are some nice tits

I can fap to this

at least these two are kind of smart

It seems like whoever made it was aware of movies like Lost Boys, Evil Dead, etc but aside from that it does feel older than it actually is.

smart enough to realize it's a demon, dumb enough to leave the house

There would literally be a joke that nothing happens and Rich Evans starts to fall asleep.

it definitely feels like it has a handle on some pretty established horror tropes

I said earlier I tried watching this movie not too long ago and kept falling asleep during it.

>Goblina feet

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I missed too much of Demon Wind. When does the next movie start?

This does feel a lot earlier than 1990.

Man those guns can hold a lot of rounds

KUNG FU FU

Karate, gun man, magician seemed like he was gonna make it.

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Finally shits happening.

Roundhouse Fu

these zombies or whatever are filled with the same goop the Tall Man and his cohorts have

Oh good they care someone died this time

In about 40 minutes. You are going to have to be patient. Based Joe Bob waits on no man. Shouldn't have nodded off you little instant gratification generation faggot. :^)

I wanted magician boy to live desu

These are good SFX.

>Killing off the only cast member to have a Wikipedia entry

yeah, damn
Rip Kevin Bacon and Lil' Kyle Reese

>we need more characters to kill off

Oh good just what we need more characters....

WHO WAS DOG?

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Sideflip

The blond girl reminds me of Kim from Better Call Saul

>that laugh

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>female wrestler turned horror movie extra turned porn star turned bounty hunter
Pretty based

>Choose watching a movie with my family over Joe Bob
>Brother leaves and niece falls asleep half way into movie

Joe Bob is more reliable than family

What’s this lady’s name

Joe Bob is your family now.

Tiffany Million

That fucking earring.

oh god I do remember this guy from a lot of softcore skinemax porn.

Chad said he’s getting the fuck out of there and taking his bitch with him, wherever he goes she goes. Give him the fucking gun, pussy. They’re getting out of here

>GRANDMAAAAAAAAAAAA

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I love that she’s just like “Whelp, gonna die, that sucks. “

The earing guy looks like Weasle Pauly Shore

grandmother
grandmother
grandmother
my grandmother

i haven't seen a movie with this much fog since hawk the slayer

This feels kinda evil deadish in the way people will randomly and quite suddenly become deadites.

Tentacle rape scene coming up.

that was fucking metal

Buuuuuudy

Hey! It's that eating line again!

This movie is pretty great if you start watching it half way through

yeah really feeling that evil dead influence

OH NO, PAULY SHORE'S DEAD!

I mean the first half wasn't good quality wise but it was fun

Thanks Darcy

The guy with the glasses walks off to another room and slams a steel reserve he had in his pocket the whole time

Music sounds like John Carpenter, Prince of Darkness

Yes.

What happened to attractive mail bag girls?

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Joe Bob did threaten Darcy once with hiring Honey again.

Old and busted.

>Joe Bob did threaten Darcy once with hiring Honey again.

Is Darcy doing this out the goodness of her heart?

(I don't know what the budget for this series is.)

honey's aging like barbara crampton

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based

...what

That's not a bad thing.

Also, why did Harry Potter Zombie turn into a birb?

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Blondes are for brainlets.

>That's not a bad thing.
never said it was

This blond looks like Lily Rabe so bad

Anyone else going to Texas Frightmare next weekend? Hopefully I can get a JBB book signed or something. Really depends on the line and how drunk/lazy I am.

I wish I could go, I am so jealous of everyone that gets to meet Sam Raimi there too

>Lou Diamond Phillips
>Getting cucked by a woman

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I'm going, but it's my first time so i cant tell you any info on it.

I was going to go but wound up getting called in to work that weekend.

That makes me a micro brain

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Combined with your spotty punctuation record, yes.

I can see it

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Yeah I have only been to one other horror con which was near Syracuse. I got Sid Haig's and Bill Mosley to sign a Devils Rejects photo with no wait but that was a less popular con.

oh shit, the old man

God damn he is a handsome man.

that legitimately 70s tier special effects

Yummy tranny

I really thought it was her. I even told my wife, hey look it's one of the American Horror story chicks.

Anyone else watching Night of the Living Dead on here? It's whats streaming now

Haven't seen this movie since I was a kid. It's actually really good

Joe Bob isn't even halfway over what are you talking about?

Unsure how popular this one is, but their lineup is amazing this year. Also - all the VIP stuff is sold out - which is a good indication that stuff will be decently sized. I've gone to a bit of anime cons and misc stuff in Dallas - and they tend to be a decent size.

Yo shit, he turned into a white big brain scientist

>That special defects Hadouken

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He turned into fucking Alien Nation.

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Pretty sure I had an easier time following the Phantasm sequels

He must be on the wrong stream. Joe Bob is on it came from shudder

bruh look at this dood

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The guy probably has Shudder through amazon, which doesnt show the Joe Bob stuff till it's put up later on.

Big Head* Scientist

>yfw Chad was in a GGG video

white yakub

I really like Don Coscarelli but, yeah. What you said.

Grandpa Joe no! I got the golden ticket!

>cutting across the road instead of up the street

Man this movie really shits the bed towards the end

It's probably going to be really crowded. Watched a couple vids on Youtube of last year's con and it looked busy as hell. Went to Comicon in San Antonio this year and Robert Englund's line was over an hour.

lmao these effects

Vinegar Syndrome is the best.

Where I live we say "It's down the river, not across the stream"

Joe warned us bruhs. He said something to the effect of "when they got the script they probably said "what the fuck have we done""

this movie fucking rules

tf are you talking about this is amazing

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No one has mentioned the wonderful soundtrack this movie has. I think I have heard literally the same unremarkable song the whole film.

I did not realize the same guy directed all the phantasm movies, or first 4 or whatever

>same explosion shots from the beginning

Way to work that budget

This one should be packed. They didn't skimp on the guests. I've never been to one either but I've been told Joe Bob and Bruce Campbell are must-sees. If you get a chance to visit with Raimi, ask him what he meant by this.

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I just clicked the link in the OP

>shudder.com/shudder-tv

Is this the wrong stream? I don't get it

This movie has more endings than Return of the King

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Probably an unpopular opinion on here but Coscarelli is really hit or miss for me. Either he absolutely nails it and looks like a genius or he completely fucks up, and you just tend to forgive him because he gave us Bubba Ho-Tep and the good Phantasm movies.

Works for me.

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Are you outside of America? The movies he's showing tonight might be banned/not licensed by shudder in your country

Do you have a subscription? If not, you have missed the first film and will have to wait till they put it up. They are going to start with the second one soon, and if you have a subscription you can jump in on the live premiere of it, unless you are Canadian.

what happened at the end?

>cranberry canada dry
My nigga.

>louis gem phips

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If you're a leaf, one of the movies is supposedly banned in Canadia. I sympathize. Canadia is by far my favorite out of all of our national parks.

I am hard.

i've only seen bubba ho tep, the phantasms, JDATE, and beastmaster and the only one i didn't enjoy was beastmaster.

>unless you are Canadian.
Use a VPN. You can't post on Yea Forums with the same computer, but you'll be able to watch the movie with Joe Bob.

Those look cold. Invest in an Air Fryer, spray them with olive oil, and pop those sucker in there for about 5 minutes.

Can’t wait until the gun scene

Did he have sex with the mail girls?

House of the Devil yes plz.

I've never seen this movie but it's been on my list forever. Now I am hype

I completely forgot he did the first Beastmaster. I just always associate Beastmaster with Bryan Singer for some reason.

Yeah a lot of good guests. I think Raimi's quote is pretty clear. Never liked Italians.

Someone make a new thread pls

It’s very well done, slow burn.

Completely possible. I don't know if anything is really known about where Joe Bob ends and Jon Bloom begins.

I might turn down the lights and really try and get into it

>That joke

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Lmao that joke

I haven't heard that one in a long time. It still holds up.

haha yay

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Get comfy, friend.

That looks fun

I forgot this was on. I haven't checked Yea Forums in a while since I got banned for End Game spoilers
Thanks brettygood guy!

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