/got/

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REMINDER

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>All I see

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Game of thrones? More like Game of feminism and stupid quips.

Kek
Based D&D

Is this real? Haven't felt this happy in a long time.

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wait what?
BUT FEMINISM WAS SUPPOSED TO WIN!!!!!!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WE GOT TOO COCKY BROS

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I can't fucking wait for the normie tears when daenerys gets murdered before she sits on the iron throne , it's gonna be glorious.

>that was when I realized that alcohol can also be a depressant
>can also
Is this bitch retarded? Alcohol IS a depressant. Plus you can tell that she is too stupid to realize what a depressant is in this context. It doesn't "depress" you as in "makes you sad". A depressant drug (alcohol) depresses your nervous system, as in slows down transmission of signals and lessens stimulation.

Reminder that Jamie Lannister is the only reason why you're still watching this shitshow:

youtube.com/watch?v=R1fsTYP-N0s

youtube.com/watch?v=iBR0RyT9BjU

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britanny venti?

FIRST FOR THE ONE TRUE KING AND RIGHTFUL PROTECTOR OF THE REALM

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My ninja wife

the night is dark and full of MILK___

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sweet

youtu.be/z2w7IdiPPSc

Remember when there were actual men in the show?

Now it's only either strong women or witty kids. only men that are left alive are there to nod respectfully to them so they can look even more smug and strong.

Wtf went so wrong bros?
Feels like a shitty young adult adaptation at this point

The moment Dany realises she's utterly fucked I'm whipping my dick out.

I fucking hate sam tarly so fucking much.

He is still the fat useless coward that he was in the first season. He broke all his fucking vows as a watcher on the wall, abandoned his position, broke his vows as a maester, abandoned that position whilst robbing the citadel, and then has the fucking gall to make fun of Ned for not having sex. YES SAM HE ACTUALLY TOOK HIS VOWS SERIOUSLY UNLIKE YOU.

Then he steals his family's most prized heirloom, a valyrian steel blade priceless both monetarily and sentimentally, shaming his entire lineage, and then GIVES IT TO JORAH MORMONT??? WHY??? BECAUSE HE'S THE ONLY MORE KEKCED CHARACTER IN THE SHOW???

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Holy shit

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>Adding The Leftovers OST

Okay this is fucking great.

the night is dark and full of aaaggghhh...

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Azor Ash

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/ourahai/
How will you react when dabid ruin Jaime in the coming episodes?

The whole reason that GoT blew up in the first place was because it was an intriguing medieval show about the politics and conniving plots carried out by powerful aristocratic families. It had colorful characters, unorthodox developments and just the right amount of action sprinkled in to keep the stakes high.

Now it's just turned into lol epic battles and fan service with the characters. What a joke. They completely forsook the winning formula.

Poor girl. I'm sure she ate a lot that day.

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I hope it's real and she does die. I never got why so much of the fans eat her up. I've hated her for least 6 or 7 seasons

Please be true. Please be true

I know that, and you know that user, but most people don't know this.
You're highly overestimating the average person if you think some idiotic actress who's job is to look pretty and lie will know this.

Sansa ends up Queen doggy.

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Seriously though, Jaime is going to kill the knight king

Tarley is GRRM's self-insert?

...

Euron ending confirmed?

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soon

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Eh it blew up because GoT fans couldn't shut their fucking mouths and keep the show to themselves, so they told their "Nerd" friends about it and all they want is tits, dragons, memes and battles.

AZOR NED

Stanny!Stanny!Stanny!

Source?

I expect nothing else

>They completely forsook the winning formula.

Once your show's big enough it doesn't really matter. It helped also that its obvious GRRM's going to die of a heart attack before finishing the series, so this is the closest anyone interested in the books is going to get to a resolution

What do you think, newfag?

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Obvious 3d model is obvious

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>i was nursing a glass of wine, going, 'i don't know why i'm not getting any happier from this.'
a bit too real for me lads

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Crackpot theory: Davos will be the prophet of a new God's religion and write their bible for its worshipers.

I unironically like her outside of GoT. She seems like a fun person.

the "all-powerful shut in" is a common archetype in GRRM's fiction stories. Bran and Samwell are his self-inserts. None of his characters have happy romances and love is usually unrequited because that's how GRRM's life was.

Fuck, now I really really want to drink wine.

>Shaved pussy
Cringe

He'll write the Gospel of Stannis.

>post yfw George dies and D&D continue writing the book series in honor of his memory

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What if someone wanted to remove the Starks from power for their roles in Robert's Rebellion, what northern houses would benefit from this? Also let's just say the Boltons are one hundred percent being strung along by this and being manipulated also into their own downfall.

>tfw Theon gets his cock back in 2 days

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>A girl has no pubes

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>medieval times
>no Bush

Dropped

Yeah , she became an insufferable cunt at the end of season 1 , i think it started around the time she had her brother executed.

THE KING IN THE NORTH

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>g-go
>do y-your duty
WAIT NO I CHANGE MY MIND PLEASE I'M THE ONE TRUE KING DAVOS HELP AAAAAGGGGGGHHHHH!!!

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I totally would.

Love hearing a fat draft dodger throwing shade at the superior writing of a hero of the trenches.

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They’ve been hinting at her eventual fall for about 3 season

Yeah, that and Drogo dying made her that way.

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That vagina looks like it extends and opens to eat things like an angler fish

I feel exactly the same, but the show isn't towards people like us anymore. David and D.B. just followed the crowd, and the crowd is a politically correct, feminist++++, anti-male and anti white crowd.

WOMENZ FOR THE WIN!!!!! An 8 YEAR OLD IS BRAVER THAN 4 ADULT MEN!!!!!! WOMEN STRONK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

there's dragons and zombies but not having pubes is what's weird to you?

see ive been posting this here for a decent amount of time, im surprised its only taking off now, literally confirms her ending.

I don't get it either, even my sister doesn't like her. So I don't think disliking her is an ideological thing or something.

Post yfw Bobby B comes back from the dead to slay NK.

She looks so average without platinum blonde hair.

Didn't 2 random lebbitors get exclusive rights to finish the books should Gurrm die?

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What if he was just senile?

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How different would Westeros and the global political scale be if both Viserys and Robert went to war with one another at the end of AGOT rather than both dying in suspicious circumstances

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Kys

PISS THE NEXT EPISODE BEFORE I GO AND SPOIL MESELF

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Guys, I posted this to show you that it's fake

>see ive been posting this here for a decent amount of time
no one cares

idk why people get hung up on his death to farmers. he was the greatest swordsman in westeros but he wasn't -in- westeros which meant his skill was diminished.

cosmopolitan.com/entertainment/a26782868/game-of-thrones-finale-season-8-emilia-clarke-daenerys-targaryen-reaction/

>It's a Theon gets his cock back season

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Will the Lord of Light resuerect his penis?

Quite a lot different, Varys would plot against Robert because he's a Targ loyalist.
Petyr would also plot against Robert and try to split the realms for maximum chaos.

Post yfw Bobby b was literally the best king the 7 kingdoms ever had, removing a tyrant and rulling justly and peacefully for 17 years

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Cool wine aunt Dany, her Dragons are her children

Euron wins the Game of Thrones, check 'em

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Thanks for the wholesome chuckle fren

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That would actually be nice. I'll admit I hated Theon until this season.

Elaborate. Are you talking about the scene in particular or in general? Barry is one of my favorite characters so I'm kind of an expert. Could he have actually carved through those 5 guards like carving a cake right in that scene? Probably not. He was probably just pissed off that the King's Guard has become full of incompetent shitstains and those shitstains have the same position he does and knows they're shit fighters. But in general? No, he wasn't senile. He didn't know much about ruling, he just knew how to fuck shit up on the battlefield. He's just old now.

How does Aegon play into this, still comes to help out Viserys and potentially causes another Dance with Dragons over Daenerys or is he made Hand or something?

what if they just had a bunch of random masked men murder him early in season 5? haha that would be so wacky but even a little to nuts for D and D to actually do.

>Joffrey wouldn't be king
>the Martells wouldn't have a reason to kill Joffrey
>Tyrion would never get accused of killing Joffrey
>Tyrion would never leave King's Landing and become Dany's Hand
>Oberyn would still be alive
>Tyrion and Sansa would still be married
>Littlefinger would still be alive

Don't worry user, I care, you've made my night.

he's going to defeat his Big Wight Cock and then put it back on

>resuerect

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It was supposed to be MEEEEEE!

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Poor Master Samwise.

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How about I post mfw you're totally wrong. I like Bobby B a lot, but he was a shit ruler. That's kind of his character. A great warrior but fucking hated ruling so he grew bored of it and just let his Small Council do everything for him while he wanted to eat, drink, and shit himself into an early grave.

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but see that wasn't the point of me saying that, im saying long this has been around and all of a sudden you guys are flipping out about it, read the room man
thanks fren

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Also
>Robert would win the war defeating the Martells and Tyrells, while killing Viserys, making the Targshits less of a credible threat.

>kind, smart, decent and devoted

Why would women find that attractive?

It's not like men masturbate to kind, smart, decent and devoted women, either.

Post your reaction when they surprise reveal Darkstar

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Considering how utterly vast the internet is, you’re telling me that not one copy of episode 3, hell the rest of the season hasn’t been leaked yet?

ah bloo bloo

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hbo is pretty good at keeping things under wraps, we didn't even get an episode name for ep 1 until after it was released

Would based Qyburn be capable of carrying out a cock transplant?

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I'll take things that'll never ever happen, not in a million years for $500, Alex

I know I'm actually seething.

>episode 6
>literally the opening of The Forsaken chapter
>Aeron gets strapped to the boat
>instead of Euron's whore, he gets strapped next to Cersei and Dany (Jon died killing the Others)
>Cersei's aborted fetus is on the prow of the ship next to them

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what

I think it's more than that, they still could've appealed to the crowd without making everything beyond dumb and trashy.

It's either that they don't know what to write without source material or don't give a fuck about the show and want to be done with it as soon as possible.

Think of any ruler mentioned in the fucking show or books that was better than Bobby b

I guess maybe tommen

Not true, the very first scene was about the white walkers and the inevitable clash with them has always been the main selling point of the show. Well, that and tits.

Oh my gosh you know one random fact, that means you are smerter than a millionaire, congrats user, on being so smert

Are you the huge Euron copypasta bro?

Because if so I love you so much.

Yes but it would be a undead cock and it would only want brains.
>100% skull fuck fetish

kino

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>no Dacey

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>imagine being 75 years old and still being this clueless about women

how will qyburn die bois?

If show Euron wasn’t such a childish irritating cunt that would be kino. Except we get the GoT answer to Flash from Blackadder

>Cunts - The show
This show is MTV tier

Season 2 Tyrion while he was Hand of the King.
Shame that he just became a meme spouting sidekick now.

HNNNNGGGGHHHH

That's because all the good characters died, except for a few like Jaime.

>It's not like men masturbate to kind, smart, decent and devoted women, either.
I masturbate to Emma Watson.

With a crossbow bolt from Bronn, should have happened in the first episode

He wont. He lives eternal in our hearts.

lol, get a load of this guy, he knows one thing and he thinks hes better than everyone who doesnt know that one thing.
>If you dont know this thing about drugs, that means you are retarded and I am the smarter
I love looking at these geniuses on here who never were able to fulfill their potential, and here I am getting my doctorate.

I think he's just playing dumb, he's literally wrote adaptations of Beauty and the Beast.

Jaeherys I, Viserys II, Daeron II, Jaeherys II, and Tywin Lannister.

>hbo is pretty good at keeping things under wraps
>3 episodes leaked three seasons ago
>Accidentally prereleased episode 2 this season
Yeah, okay.

go back to /brit/ gimp

AAAAARGH...

Can anyone explain to me why women are so obsessed with wine

they are too weak to handle whiskey

Makes them feel sophistrycated.

>a doctorate in shitposting

Cersei for the win

They think it's a classy excuse to be a degenerate alcoholic.

>deleted scene where jon makes chalk drawings under dragonstone

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>assuming people on here didn't fulfill their potential
Anyway, enjoy your crippling debt and Doctorate in Gender Studies. I'm sure that'll be useful.

where the FUCK are the leaks

LOL what the fuck, is there an explanation for this?

wtf i love kit now

nice!

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someone post that pic of stannis staring at the wall

AZOR JORAH, HEARTSBANE, LOVES DANY, WAS GIFTED THE VALY STEEL, CALLING IT NOW

Im actually kit harrington and I had sex with a russian model in her booty pipe.
AMA reddit.

seems like braincancer tastes like digested Indian food in a wet diaper.

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Have sex dude, seriously

>I think it's more than that, they still could've appealed to the crowd without making everything beyond dumb and trashy.

But I think the majority of the crowd right now is dumb and trashy.

>It's either that they don't know what to write without source material or don't give a fuck about the show and want to be done with it as soon as possible.

Definitely agree, also many of the actors seem to be sick of the show, like they now what is going to happen and just want to get it over with.

Season 8 and still
>No Daenerys third treason
>No Daenerys third light
>No clear signs someone will kill their loved one to be Azor Ahai
>No going east to go west, south to north, and no going into shadows to see the light
>No Danerys third mount

What the fuck is wrong with this show?

You single?

I agree

any leaks yet?

Does she have rotten teeth or something?

Do I have to be?

I might be Euron's biggest fan and even I don't expect him to win.

Now, killing Dany, killing Cersei, summoning a Kraken? These are things I'll support 100%

based
kissing girls is gay

yes, Jon dies falling from Rhaegal as a result of Night King burning said Dragon

which one is it lads?

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It’s not like Martin knows what he’s doing either

You know that preview pic of next ep with Jaime and Brienne scared shitless?
Undead Stannis is back to remove shit.

Euron taking Cersei and Dany as saltwives is the best possible ending

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That sounds too stupid to be true, which is scary considering the writers.

milk doesn't start with an s though

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friendly reminder that Jaime IS Azor Ahai

That's actually an extremely accurate image to sum up the show.

based azor jorah gonna kill her with heartsbane

I kinda burned out after S7, is S8 even worth a cop for Azor Theon?

DELET

that’s disgusting

No it's not, it's hot you pleb.

unbelievably underrated

>Someone who weighed less

yep

There's been 2 episodes so far and they're trash tier
Personally I doubt it's gonna get better, but who knows, maybe they did the right thing and came to /got/ for some plot ideas

BASED

manlets eternally btfo

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crazy how much this place trys to act supreme to reddit when thats where they get 90 percent of their content

all women should be arrested

this makes me happy

whos that???

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>trys
stupid stupid bastard

It's probably the other way around.
Plebbit has stolen Bobby B posting, 20 good men jokes, etc.

>someone who raped me
yeah, woman everyone
how the fuck did they managed to drain the damn atmosphere from the show? it looks like GoT but goddamn it doesn't feel like it in the slightest. have they changed the music team or sth else? fuck that shit, it bothers me he most desu
>inb4 THERE'S NO TIME FOR THAT
fuck off.

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Littlefinger in disguise

sneed

He's right, that is disgusting.

Ramsay, back for more.

theon themesong

youtu.be/Hiu1hPdJk-Y?t=94

/got/

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a Laddah
>plebbit came up with an original meme
(you)

Stannis would be best ruler

>checking the archives of the days when game of thrones got greenlit
>sees this
Should they have made just one season instead?

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NOOONAWIENDS

> she wandered around London for 3 hours out of her head because the character she plays dies
Amazing

>Le manlet meme
>Haha its so funny

I'm 5'6" and girls respect me and know that I'm alpha. (even if they all taller than me).
This bullshit manlet /meme/ just needs to stop, it is not based on any truth or reality.

It's pretty obvious, once they went ahead of the books they had to write their own shit and that's where the downward spiral started

hey guys this picture doesn't mean anything at all, please keep scrolling!

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Since when can knights knight knights

Thanks for ruining tits for me

She got too attached to her character and didn't read between the lines to see her inevitable downfall.

>5'6''

Yes it would have attained Rome tier cult status

It will be kino

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Becoming a show like Rome is always a better deal than becoming a show like Lost

This 100%. I don't know if I'm being cynic, but this show as it is will never live up to what it could have been if George had finished the whole series before the adaptation.

>and the inevitable clash with them has always been the main selling point of the show.

you could literally not be more wrong

chaosh

based

hot

sure thing Napoleon

Tyrion and Salsa wouldn't be married because she would be married to Joffrey. Robert never dies, Ned never dies.

I miss Mark

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>this dude hating on Lena Headey before he even seen the show

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Reminder that Arya was canonically going to offer her virginity to a crippled 50 year old man but got cockblocked.

Lol do they also carry you around in their purse like one of those tiny dogs?

Explain the significance of this azor meme

hes fucking right tho

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My auntie is part of the makeup artists, she told me when she was drunk that jon essentially steals the last dragon from Daenarys after she's gone power crazy and the dragon burns her alive

so, obviously, maisie is an ugly slag who won't get dick in real life, prolly even negroes and arabs don't want her. so do you think sophie has ever given a pityfuck? they are besties.

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>Lisa Tuttle cucks you
>Create a character called Lysa Tully
>Throw her off a mountain
Subtle, George. Subtle.

to be honest lena headey is a bad representation of the book Cersei Lannister

Since always

Varys is actually Littlefinger in disguise. That's why Varys hasn't done anything these past few seasons.

>Makeup artists
>knowing how it ends
yea ok

kek, I've heard it's a 3 way battle on dragons between Dany, Jonno and the Night King.

Maybe in GoT but never in real life

yeah this 100% but even the music went to total dogshit or non existent. just GONE. the only good thing that happened atmosphere wise was unironically Podrick singing Jenny of oldstone

And yet he was right

Manlet chart:
5'8 barely a manlet, life isn't even that different
5'7 life plagued by short comments
5'6 give up now elf boy your life is forfeit

>5'8 barely a manlet, life isn't even that different
Pffthahaha

>paying for HBO

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even sophie doesn't want her, she's just acting

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Well thanks for that input but this is kinda a got thread if you didn't know

Literally me. At least I can watch some of the other HBO shows I haven't seen in the next few weeks.

mmm corn dogs

Why is it okay to hate on manlets ?

> be makeup artist
> spatter actor with blood, bruises and shit
> don't talk to them at all
> after I've finished doing the makeup to description of a dead person, I am blindfolded and tied up before being immediately flown home
> I am none the wiser of how the show ends

Nikolaj should’ve dressed up in drag and played Cersei aswell

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>being this fucking stupid and not understanding game of thrones isn't supposed to be entirely medieval

you know knights in real life weren't called Ser either right? you know maesters aren't real either right user?

that's more the showrunners fault though, she could've pulled of the crazy idiot cersei in the books

can someone post the jaime azor ahai night king thing

Whatever man you're not obligated to believe me

im 5'6.25'' and its real. good thing god makes girls 5'0''.

this x 9999999

It was never stated in either the books or the films that knights can knight other knights though and it's not a thing in real life either. That's why I have an issue with it.

Nostradamus right here

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Post mis-casts

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Because we don't want them to pass on their genes

I hope she's raped and mutilated and her dragons put into the dirt.
Foreign whores have no place in Westeros.

Kings Landing siege episodes are going to be kino.

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>2010
wew and checked

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first mountain was pure kino

Is this the Yea Forums version of the uncle working at nintendo?

SWORD

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I thought that shit was passed on from the moms side of the family?

link?

Daario. don't have any pics saved. the original actor was handsome af, no homo

I also think that the original mountain was better
He just looks a bit darker

>It was never stated in either the books or the films that knights can knight other knights though and it's not a thing in real life either. That's why I have an issue with it.
oh my sweet summer child

it was mentioned in both the books and show

Now THAT would have been kino

It is, my dad is 5'5, but I'm 5'10.

kino

It was obvious.
>Aegon has better claim
>She is nothing and rules through fear alone
>She's a foreigner
>She brought an invading army of foreigners.
>She murdered some of the oldest families
>Her visions indicated to her that she would fail in her attempt(the snow falling in the destroyed keep and her pulling her hand away from the throne)
>She thinks short term and has no long term plans(confirmed in that very revealing conversation with Sansa)
I shall bathe in the tears of the "YAS QUEEN" crowd.

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Why did they even recast the mountain two times? The first cast was just fine in my opinion.

Sure it was wtf are you babbling on about

remind me please, in which books? Fire and Blood or more? can't remember

10/10

>implying
I fucking despise the cunt. She needs to be executed.

My mom is 5'4 and I'm 6'2 so that might be bullshit

If she genuinely dies (especially by Jon's hand) I'll watch the Burlington bar footage and feel elation.

Lmao watching brainlets converse is like your own personal comedy show

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>he doesn't know about the archives

>At the age of fifteen, Jaime participated in the campaign against the Kingswood Brotherhood, during which he saved Lord Sumner Crakehall from Big Belly Ben and crossed swords with the psychotic Smiling Knight. After the brotherhood had been defeated, Jaime was knighted on the battlefield by Ser Arthur Dayne, a member of the Kingsguard of King Aerys II Targaryen.[16]

>Any knight can make a knight. However, kings can make knights as well, even if they were never knighted themselves. On the other hand, lords cannot dub someone a knight if they have not previously been knighted themselves.[47]

>Tywin who was already a knight by then joined the Lannister force as did his brothers Kevan and Tygett as squires. The young Prince Aerys Targaryen served as a squire during the war and when he won his knighthood, Tywin was granted the honor of knighting his friend.[3]

yeah ok my nigga

awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/The_World_of_Ice_&_Fire

Doesn't this seem kinda like manufactured gossip to generate talk about the show? Why would someone be filming BTS at this moment, and then why would HBO (note the logo) publish it? Why would HBO want us to see this? Are they trying to subconsciously get normie viewers to want those two to split up, so that when it happens in the show it wont be such a surprise?

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5'10 is above average height in my country.
Also being too tall is a thing, unprotected organs scream death.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joke

reddit, look it up

during the duncan the tall stories its mentioned

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>I hope she's raped and mutilated
>Foreign whores

wew. You write like a sexually frustrated autist

Yeah, but I’m pretty sure having Lena act like a strung out crazy bitch would of looked dumb on screen. They’re forcing Cersei to be more competent then in the book to look threatening.

Guys wasn't snow falling in Kings landing during the final scenes of S7?
Why was it summer time still in the few scenes we've had so far in S8?

Obviously we're gonna have 2 episodes focused on KL after the disastrous battle of Winterfell. Only 3 locations are in the opening credits after all and 1 of those locations is destroyed with the 2nd now facing a battle.
Episode 4 is probably a retreat/aftermath episode.

God i hope Dany dies, the bitch is power hungry and won't surrender the North to its people. It was very telling when he biggest complaint to Jon being her Nephew was he had a claim to the throne and not, you know, fucking her nephew raw.

Reminder that the Hound is Azor Ahai

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So after 8 seasons, who is your favourite Stark?

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You know what would help a lot? Her wiping that constant severely constipated expression off her face

I'm still mad at how Brienne was able to beat the Hound guys. How can I get over this? Fucking Brienne should be sub top while the hound is definately top tier

It surprised me that the original Mountain is actually taller than the current one, doesn't seem like it from how they shot it.

>SWORD

brandon stark (older) vales honor bullshit ruined starks

Empire of Ash prequel series.

"This story centers on the decline and fall of Valyria, a colonial empire which ruled half of the known world at its height. It reveals the social, economic, and political crises which tore apart the empire from within. A major focus of this prequel is on diversity, as it deals with issues of immigration, naturalization, and cultural identity - all within a multi-ethnic democratic state. The central conflict that kicks off the series is, "what does it mean to be 'Valyrian', and who gets to share in that power and prestige?"

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>Only 3 locations are in the opening credits after all and 1 of those locations is destroyed
It's weird that we're gonna see Last Hearth at the start of every episode when there was only a five minute scene there. The new intro is weird.

Cregan Stark, the one day Hand.

PURE KINO

There's only Bran, Arya, and Sansa.
Arya is an anime character who should have died 2 or 3 seasons ago.
Sansa is an idiot in universe who some people seem to think is smart.
Bran isn't even alive anymore and has no personality other than one eyed raven.

So I'm going to have to go with Ned being my favorite Stark.
Jon (Aegon) is my favourite Targaryen.

absolute kino

>A major focus of this prequel is on diversity,
D R O P E D
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are you ready for black valyrians?

Fall of Valyria caused by diversity?
Seems like sneaky kino.

Tirsk

>that description

AHEM

WE WUZ

I can't wait to see the feminists crying because "muh patriarchy show"

I'll savor it forever and ever if this is true

who hurt you dude?

Haha stay mad cuck

>mfw when the entire cast dies in agonizing pain at the end of this prequel

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Unironically Ned

post >yfw Arya sits on the Iron Throne

He had an infection and was just done shitting.
Peak Hound would absolutely destroy Brienne, even if she does have a Valyrian steel sword.

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AZOR JORAH

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You guys do realize he just made that up, right?

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Who?

>was just done shitting
that would have helped him

"nothing like a fight after a shit"
-bron

I know the balding gene is from mom. I just cant remember what other ones there are and I'm not interested enough to Google it.

gameofthrones.fandom.com/wiki/Empire_of_Ash

>actually spoiling
>he believed that Lady Stoneheart would be adapted

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no, I'm the huge Euron copypasta bro

I'm also active on the facebook page "Stannis Baratheon Dutyposting for Book Readers and other Patricians

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Thank god she wasn't because for that we still have based Beric.

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>Something like a third to a half of the cast are non-white characters - multiple members of the primary cast. It explicitly instructs this in their casting sheets.
This also extends to diversity of female and LGBT characters, several of whom are also core cast members.

heh, that's a no from me dog, I'm not watching this shit.

>This is the source of that quote
AHAHAHAHAAH COME ON

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LET ME GET IT THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULLS

I'VE POSTED THIS MANY TIMES ON /GOT/ but I'll have to post it again.

Euron will be the Big Bad in the South, like how the White Walkers are the Big Bad in the North.

Jon and Daenerys will exhaust themselves in vanquishing the Night King, but then they will be soundly defeated by King Euron Greyjoy, the Iron King on the Iron Throne.

in the same fashion that William the Conqueror defeated Harold after the Norwegians distracted him

IN THE RECENT EPISODE THE MAESTERS REVEALED THAT THERE WAS A PROPHECY BY A MAN NAMED LODOS WHICH CLAIMED THAT THE "DROWNED GOD" WOULD DESTROY AEGON TARGARYEN

and what is Jon's real name...Aegon!

the final scene of the series will be

>Euron as the final victor
>Jon Snow's head on a pike to his left
>Dany's head on a pike to his right
>Tyrion's skull used as a footstool, with three dragon skulls surrounding him
>Dust of the Night's King in a transparent glass box next to the throne
>Cersei, Sansa, and Melisandre on a leash as salt wives
>Sam as an enslaved Maester forced to write up works glorifying Euron and depicting the events of the series, titled "A Song of Ice and Fire"

>and right before Arya makes an unsuccessful assassination attempt on Euron, Jaqen appears out of nowhere to kill her, avenging his WAIFu

BANK ON IT. SCREENCAP THIS. I KNOW D&D WILL WANT AN EDGELORD ENDING TO THEIR EDGELORD SHOW TO PISS OFF THE NORMIES. THEY DO NOT NEED NORMIE APPROVAL AFTER THEY'RE DONE WITH THE SHOW. LAST YEAR I WAS SPECULATING ABOUT EURON AND ACCURATELY PREDICTED THAT IT WOULD MAKE SENSE FOR HIM TO KILL THE SAND SNAKES THIS SEASON, SO ONE OF MY PREDICTIONS HAS ALREADY COME TRUE. THE REASON THEY HAVE BEEN BUILDING UP DAENERYS AND JON BUT DIDN'T FOCUS MUCH ON EURON IS SO THAT THEY CAN TRULY BLINDSIDE THE AUDIENCE

Thinking Dany is going to die, and that anyone sits on the Iron Throne. Fucking retards, the lot of you.

100% dead next episode:
Brienne
Tormund
Jorah
Grey Worm
Theon
Edd
Beric

In danger:
Davos
Podrick
Gendry

I didn't make it up, it's being proposed by a chap named Max Borenstein.

REMINDER THAT GRRM'S ENDING IS SUPPOSED TO BE "BITTERSWEET"

Bittersweet in this case means that the threat of the Others has been vanquished and humanity lives on, but at the price of the fact that almost everyone we know is dead.

The only surviving POV characters are Sam and Sansa, who is married to the sadistic tyrant Euron, who attacked Jon and Dany after their forces were depleted vanquishing the Others.

REMINDER THAT BECAUSE OF TRUMP'S VICTORY AND BECAUSE SHOWEURON IS SET UP TO BE SIMILAR TO TRUMP, D&D WILL SET THE STAGE FOR A BITTERSWEET ENDING WHERE EURON MAKES WESTEROS GREAT AGAIN, FOR THE SAKE OF MAKING THE SHOW MORE "RELEVANT TO REALITY" LIKE THEY DO WITH SJW FEMINIST BULLSHIT

For the books, GRRM is also probably writing in Drumpf references because of how bitter his Hillary supporting ass is. Euron will certainly be the new main human villain.

BANK ON IT. YOU CAN COUNT ON D&D TO GO FULL EDGELORD WHENEVER POSSIBLE TO PISS OFF AS MANY FANS AS POSSIBLE

Fake, because Grey Worm was seen filming during the finale.

It won't be the entire cast because I guarantee one of them will be a Targ

add ghost and lord royce, replace grey worm with missandei, put gilly and sam in danger

Men are more folks oriented. Women are focused on behaviour and personality. That's why they can love the hound.

the quote is made up

> arya is the antichrist in training
> show arya is pic related

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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

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>ShowRon is a shitty and pale imitation of his counterpart.

BECAUSE IT WOULD BE ALL THE MORE SURPRISING, IN A D&D FASHION, FOR HIM TO BE THE VICTOR

If they hyped him up, it would take away from the surprise. THAT IS EXACTLY WHY they haven't portrayed him as the ominous "next step in evil above Ramsay" threat he is in the books. HOWEVER PILOU ASBAEK HIMSELF HYPED HIMSELF AS SUCH, but then later "claimed" he was just joking

WHAT EVERYONE NEEDS TO KEEP IN MIND IS THAT D&D WERE PRIMARILY ATTRACTED TO ADAPTING ASOIAF BECAUSE OF THE RED WEDDING

They are nihilistic edgelords at heart, not Danyfags or Jonfags.

If they truly cared that much about show backlash, they would have never let Sansa get raped. They would have never let Rickon and the Tyrells die. If they were such Danyfags they would never have had her execute the Tarlys.

THEY GET OFF ON SHOCKING THE AUDIENCE WHICH IS WHY THE FOCUS HAS BARELY BEEN ON EURON AND WHY THEY HAVE BUILT UP JON AND DANY AND TYRION AS GENERIC PROTAGONISTS

There is one last thing you have to keep in mind, and it is the fact that EURON FUNCTIONS AS META-COMMENTARY ON HOW RIDICULOUS THINGS HAVE GOTTEN IN TERMS OF WRITING. Having him kill all the 'good' characters off would be a poetic way to end the show, because in a somewhat subtle way IT WOULD FIT THE PATTERNS THE SHOW STARTED SETTING WHEN IT WENT DOWNHILL IN SEASON 5

>every time
THEY CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

I doubt's true.
If it were it wouldn't piss me off, it'd make me happy.
The only ending I want to see is one in which Dany dies, if she doesn't die it's a shit ending.

the doom killed dragons, no one will survive d day if it really gets adapted

No

A Targ that fucks "based" black men, guarantee it.

no.

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not a fucking chance. DnD are using GRRMs ending anyway and there's no way that's how he wrote it

new

...

AAHH WHY DO THEY KEEP DOING THIS

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The bisexual Aegon I Targaryen and his sisters Visenya "Mbuku" Targaryen and the transexual Rhaneys (formerly Jeff) Targaryen

WRITING IN CAPS DOES NOT MAKE YOU LESS OF A RETARD NEITHER IT MAKES YOUR MORONIC SCENARIOS COME CLOSER TO REALITY.
SHUT THE FUCK UP NIGGER.

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Oh come on. It’ll be bittersweet in this way.

>jon rules
>he had to kill dany
>he hates ruling but does it out of duty
>no heir and it looks like chaos will erupt when he dies

Lel looking back on it I honestly wouldn’t believe those spoilers 10 years ago

Brienne cant die until Jaime becomes AA

What faggotry. The original actor was the most basic ass London prick from down in the Ends.

God yes. That would be erection material. The schadenfreude would be exquisite.

Sansa is plotting something. It'd be hilarious if she becomes Queen.

>mfw I forgot about that
It wasn't as striking as the Daario recasting.

Always hated that whiny fagget, but that would indeed be kino as fuck.

no leaks tonight then lads