/endgame/

You know what I didn’t get? In IW they brought up the fact that if Wanda destroyed the Mind Stone, it would only buy them time because the stone are part of the universe so eventually it will reform itself.

Doesn’t that mean the one Thanos destroyed would’ve just reformed too and all they had to do was look for them? Granted there’s no time frame and I guess they wouldn’t know when they came back

I was underwhelmed but loved the final fight scene. Even that had some problems though

>Captain Marvel is too strong and shreds people without breaking a sweat
>cringe forced female character sequence

oh and

>Hulk didn't smash shit or get revenge on Thanos for beating his ass in IW

>3) the "proof tony stark has a heart" scene. It was completely unnecessary and I didn't like it.
The funeral? The "proof tony has a heart" thing was introduced in the first Iron Man

>>>reddit

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Right? Captain marvel was a mary sue plot hole solver.
"Fuck how are we going to get Stark back?"
"I dunno, captain marvel lol"
"Fuck how are they going to beat thanos?"
"I dunno, captain marvel lol"
"Fuck, how are they going to stop this ship?"
"I dunno, captain marvel lol"
"Fuck who is going to stop Thanos once he gets the infinity gauntlet again?"
"I dunno, captain marvel lol"

Was it? My bad then, I must have forgotten. It's been a while since I saw the first iron man. The funeral was all good, I just thought that line was original and was cheesy.

so did Tony just dust Gamora with all the bad guys lol

He's likely a bandwagoner or a pea brain.

naw she fucked off apparently. I've heard the plot of GotG3 is finding her. DESU I don't feel bad, because Quill completely caused the whole problem single handedly. They had the gauntlet in IW and Quill fucked it up by himself.

Killing the thanos that undid the world in the first 20 minutes was lame and blew all the tension. He wasnt hurting anyone else, in fact his last thoughts were compassion towards nebula, so it just seemed cruel. They never explained why he was wrong about his ideas regarding the balance of life, and thus is should be assumed he was correct about everything since it did happen to his homeworld. Before the climax of the movie everyone you liked was brought back (so they're ironically hardly avenging anything). Hulk and Thor had pathetic showings which were partially made up for with Stark Cap and Hawkeye. The fight choreography for everyone but Captain america felt uninspired compared to the earlier movies. The movie undid its very good direction established at the start and despite having a very good sendoff for the main 2 avengers worked against itself too hard before the falling action. Everything that had impact was undone so it didn't feel epic or important and it lost the clearer focus of the 1st one.

>Scott gets out of the quantum realm through a random rat
They could have at least used Morpheus or Ghost.

i liked ultron more

Tom Holland and Harley Keener Ty Simpkins are so handsome.

underwhelmed but still a good ass movie 8/10. maybe not as rewatchable as IW, IW was 10/10

It feels more and more underwhelming the more I discuss it. Like so much happened but it felt like not much actually did.

I swear to god if they try doing the whole romance plot again with them, I’m dropping it. I freaking hated that. Quill is 1000x better of a character when he’s single.

Where was this fucker during EG? Did he get dusted? There’s no doubt in the time span of 5 years that he wouldn’t have called you Dormmamu to do something. Also was Wong dusted too? Guy didn’t even play a role in the movie pre-Strange.

Agree. I hated what they did to him in IW. That wasn't Quill, and they fucked his character for the sake of a plot device.

Mordo doesn’t work for Dormammu.

He used the stones combined powers to destroy them permanently.

new doctor doom

Shit, what is strange going to do

The ancient one said the time stone is earth's only defense against cosmic horrors

I liked IW first time through, then it falls apart: but that's fine.

This was pretty much an incoherant joke with occasional good comedy moments. The whole story relies on deus ex machina (Nebula's "mind meld") and ignoring holes created by time travel (Gamorra can come back but ScarJo can't).

Not much to love, just a bunch of cringe of seeing some of the most powerful characters nerfed to shit.

>Thor saved by Cap America using HIS hammer.
>Wanda, after watching Vision die twice, emotional wreck, does very little to no damage to Thanos, even letting him get words out to do a rain of fire, almost killing everyone on the battlefield, even though she could have done that herself.
>Everyone gets BTFO'd by cgi blobs called Thanos' army.

I'm legit curious as to why people actually enjoyed this final battle besides cap finally saying Avengers Assemble. It was a 3 hour film and the final battle was about 4 minutes of fighting. Also Thanos should have at least killed one of the Avengers with his own hands.

No, Captain Marvel with the exception of saving Tony was totally fine in all those cases. Shes just fucking weird and out of nowhere there.

I liked Pepper's Bubblegum Crisis armor

Galactus, I guess.

but why does Earth need/deserve a stone and not the rest of the galaxy.

*On the MCU scale, on the real movie scale IW is a 7.2 and this one a 4.5

>Quill is 1000x better of a character when he’s single

You mean the first 30 minutes of guardians of the galaxy before he met Gamora?

Gamora didn't come back. That's Gamora from timeline 2

my one favorite moment in the movie was Thanos taking the Power Stone out of the glove to punch CM in the face with his other hand. I don't hate Brie or CM, I just thought it was a neat, clever, simple little idea.

>Thor doesnt call upon the Bifrost to save Tony
>Thor doesnt use the Bifrost to take everyone to Thanos's retirement home, they just take a space ship

Fucking why. Itd be so sick if Thanos was picking his veggies out of the garden when WHMOOOSH SUP NIGGA WE IN THIS BITCH

It's a comic book story, thinking about it breaks the universe.

IW was a strong 7/10 which is pretty good for capeshit, this one was your typical 5/10 shlock. The drama for the most part was sufficiently executed which the entire movie hinged on

Did anyone else feel like there wasn't a good woah moment for iron man where he kicks some ass?
Cap had the mjolnir bit which seemed like a good "conclusion" to his superhero power level but ironman just kinda shot some lasers and then died on a whim at the end.

The final battle was shit and ruined the epic finale. Would've been way more kino with Cap, Thor and Tony in an all out gritty, tense and brutal slugfest vs Thanos for the fate of the galaxy rather than "WOAH DUDE CRAZY BIG WORTHLESS BATTLE isn't this SO TOTALLY AND EPIC GUYS"

Also they shouldn't have shown anyone that'd been bought back untill tony's death message/funeral

it doesn't matter and you know it doesn't, because there is only one timeline where Thanos doesn't win so they can happily go and rescue anyone they like. the trouble is that the rules of time travel they establish are just conveniences.

I liked the first 2/3 of the film but the ending left me unsatisfied.
I can't even exactly put my finger on it, it was just hollow.

Bifrost doesn't work anymore with heimdall dead.
Did you skip the third thor movie?

How the fuck was Ant Man the best part of the movie? I laughed my ass off when he got big and punched the worm then stepped on Obsidian Cull.

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This.
the amount of CGI in a movie is inversely proportional to emotional impact

Which death has more impact? Logan or Tony?

Did you watch Infinity War? Lmao

I guess Tony got his woah moment in the last film when he drew blood from Thanos
Cap didn't do shit in IW

There is only one timeline, from the point that strange was looking at. The timeline where Thanos left and never came back is another timeline they win in

By returning the stones, those timelines don't branch off and therfore are the same timeline.
Don't know about the one with Loki and the tessaract though...

Forgot about this until now, they really did leave him hanging.

but it did in the last film
peter dinklage says the axe can summon the bifrost

This. But without the retarded ".2". That shit doesn't mean anything.

This. Every scene with him was good.

That means it's a bad comic book story.

>that timeline where Loki got away with the space stone

Realistically how fucked are they?

Ok so does their time travel work on multiverse theory?

Not at all because they will never address it

When it's convenient.

>Loki disappears with the space stone
>The new timeline Loki ends up with Thor
>Thanos kills this Loki

Oh I get it now

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In the first fight against Thanos, he got hit once and was out for the rest of it entirely. Rather absurd, considering how much damage he tanked in IW.

Movie was a 10/10, you people are plebs

Who is going to be Marvel's next big baddie for 10ish years?

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You’ll know in the Black Widow movie.

This + hulk would have made more sense thematically and would've given more chances to patch up the otherwise underwhelming fight choreography. It's impossible to have one distinct character fighting in an interesting manner when your battle has thousands of the fuckers.

>Black Widow movie

is that still going to be a thing?

Am I the only one who noticed this movie was capeshit Back to the Future 2? Specifically part 2 since they were in the background avoiding their old selves.

I like how the story ended but shame they ruined Thanos.

>Tony doesn’t even develop a new suit or anything for himself to counter a Thanos level threat

Why is it so hard for you retards to get that these tv shows will be prequels. It will probably be called "Black Widow: Budapest" or some shit.

>final battle was almost identical to Ready Player One's finale

It would be hard not to notice with back to the future literally coming up in the dialogue, desu

Agree. The part where captain america is just on the ground with blood on his teeth trying to get up after his shield got shattered was the best part of the climax. Shouldve handled it like fight on thanos's home planet with only the original avengers while the others arent there.

>War Machine a Rocket nearly die because they can't swim.

That part was retarded. I understand thatr War Machine is a nigger and can't swim but whats Rocket's excuse?

>final battle is the same final battle of every MCU movie except Dr Strange

It's a metaphor because they're both coons

I hope all the fucking around with time travel leads to the emergence of the next super villain.

I think Kang the Conqueror would be a good one.

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I really liked this scene

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Who were these people?

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It was a good use of it, too.

The final chapter is almost always bound to be underwhelming. I still think they did fine, especially for capeshit standards.
I'm more interested in how they're going to end the NuWars saga though.
Plus, I'll finally be able to kill myself having seen both films.

The back is Bill Maher the front is Rachel Maddow

Maria Hill, I think the older guy is Thunderbolt Ross and the twink is the little kid from Iron Man 3, Harley.

The only one I don't recognize is the kid in the front. The other 2 are Maria Hill and Secretary Ross.

mods pin this thread

left chick is SHIELD, then the director of something, third guy no idea

oooooooooooooh oh shit ok

That guy is supposed to be the kid from Iron Man 3.

Left to right
Maria Hill
Thunderbolt Ross
The kid from Iron Man 3?
The Scarlet Witch
The Winter Soldier

>Thunderbolt Ross

and they wasted it by not having him give a dirty look to Hulk or anything

Yeah, I knew Scarlet and Bucky

Thanos going from serving a higher purpose to being reduced to I'm an evil toddler was such a let down

>/Endgame/
>Not /Blacked/

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The kid is a character in Iron Man 3.

>so who else was underwhelmed by this film?

Anyone with IQ above 70 points.

>higher purpose
>setting back resource depletion for ~100 years
Bitch are you for real

>Thanos going from serving a higher purpose
Yea f he did that he would be serving Jesus retard

Correction, anyone with above 70 IQ points but less than 100

I have an IQ of 147 and the only scene I didn't like was the bullshit gayass therapy session

So Cap returns the soul stone, that means black widow is alive again?

How else could he return the stone?
Or does it just disappear until the next sacrifice.

This. Absolutely. They could have made it very tense full, with no soundtrack, or just some war drums, like Achilles Vs Hector on Troy. Good choreography, and maybe one of them ends up fatally wounded, but keeps on fighting anyway.

She's still in soul dimension

The only part I thought was kinda clever and fucked up is Strange looking at Tony and vaguely nodding essentially saying "you gotta kill yourself nigga"

If you were underwhelmed then you are the brainlet, you have to appreciate a movie for what it is.

This was the last time we're going to see some of these characters they wanted them to go out in style.

The fact that she was beating him easily until he did that was terrible though, fucking thanos needs a hail marry quick thinking idea to beat some random bitch nobody knows.

Are we going to get twink kino in a future film?

First he says he can't tell him it's the one timeline or it won't happen, then he gives him a sign that does exactly that.

The first movie was a compelling story of a man willing to do anything to achieve his goal, which he then does after many years of immense planning and struggle. Naturally the sequel is gonna be contrived bullshit since the point is literally to undo all that. It had to be something ridiculous like time travel because nothing else short of another deus ex machina would work. I didn't really expect much.

Well he is the third living person who's used Iron Man technology.

He couldn't tell him at THAT point, but he could when it was time. If he told him early, he might not have gotten the shot

That's part of why he's so strong, she's just a brainless overpowered retard while he can back his strength up with ingenuity.

>tfw audience clapped twice during this film
>I'm not even from America

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The way I see it is Tony sees the one and only thing that can save the day at that moment but he is conflicted for obvious reasons and Strange affirms that yes, thats the only way. In the heat of the moment it's the push he needs if Strange told him an hour ago he would be thinking of ways not to die and crew everything up

Except it wasn’t Strange fucked it up. Tony already said he knew he would live in his recording. Who knows what Strange fucked up for Phase 4 now.

There was nobody else on the field who was in action close enough to stop Thanos.

hawkeye was based, the little ronin nod in tokyo was great

Sure, but that doesn't change the fact that he should have slapped her silly with ease, what even is that character.

Post your theater experiences:
>Hawkeye’s family gets snapped and some lady yells out “oh no, oh no baby!”
>grown men around me are crying
>a woman was rocking back and forth in her chair near the end sobbing uncontrollably

So many men were crying, I don’t get it.

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Strange has to fight eldritch entities without an infinity stone now, which is bad enough

>Thunderbolt Ross

wait is that seriously his name?

Why didn't the US Army show up when Thanos's spaceship materialized in upstate New York and started shooting everything?

I keep forgetting Maria Hill exists until she shows up on things

Style over substance, apparently.

I liked how he was literally so angry he moved to Japan.

which pathetic countries do you guys live in to witness this degeneracy? i have dealt with droolies laughing at unfunny comedy but thats about the extent of theater aids for me

>Quill is 1000x better of a character when he’s single.
Just like every character out there.

The problem is that they wouldn't be able to stave off everyone complaining about muh plot holes
>everyone was un-dusted so why aren't they here to help

Hey uh, one for Superman
>Okay that's uh, you mean Avengers, right?
Yeah
>*chuckles* Okay do you have a rewards card?
No
>And do you want any concessions today?
No
>*sigh of relief and then chuckles* 'Kay do you want to donate to [local] autism foundation?
Yes
>And how much?
$3
>Okay that'll be 6- er, $9.75

Fuck boiz, should I have given more to autism?

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it just made me want a ronin spin off movie where he headhunts various criminal groups and kills them off in R rated fashion while he drinks his pain away

>TIL the entire Avengers franchise rested on the hands of Thor

Thor was the final test if they were going to do Avengers, Had that bombed there would have been no Avengers

I was in AZ at a nice IMAX and this was happening. It was baffling.

Yes.
You can never be autistic enough.

I was legit bored at the 2 hour mark. It was a fine enough send-off but not great.

you should thank the fucking rat for saving everyone

if that rat in the van didn't accidentally turn on the quantum realm machine to spit lang back out endgame would've never happened

Anyone else think the final battle was missing something? What I mean is when Capt was about to charge towards Thanos' army you then see the rest of the Avengers and all the good army arrive to fight. But all Thanos has is his goon squad and the rest are just copy and paste aliens and big monsters. If would be nice to see some named minor villains in Thanos' side

There’s already plenty of movies that do that better, Renner isn’t good enough to carry a movie like that.

Galactus. There was a leaked scene of Galactus, but guess they edited it out before release? Anyone have the webm, cause definitely remember there being one.

>it just seemed cruel.
That's just establishing Thor's mental state and fall throughout the rest of the film.
>They never explained why he was wrong about his ideas regarding the balance of life
True, but Thanos becomes less agreeable in this movie since he admits to enjoy killing and not just doing what's right.

there's no way to make that happen in-universe

Because the rest of the galaxy has a HERo

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they missed out on a kino moment by not letting iron man do proton cannon desu

you are a moron

In Europe we have the opposite of convenience fees so buying the tickets online saves you a bit of money. Only like 50 cent per ticket.
They do it so more people are incentivized to buy their tickets online which means cinemas have to hire less staff.

Should I get this tonight?

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They had Thor charge up Ironman's armor, that was built up for 7 years

you want him to scream out the attack name while he does it too?

NuHulk was ridiculous in this movie. He could have just stayed normal human and it wouldn't have made much of a difference besides his first snap.

Why is Captain Marvel so strong? I didn’t watch her movie but I heard a Tessaract engine blew up in her face.

Surely being temporarily bathed in the energy of one stone shouldn’t give her the strength to go one-on-one with Thanos, with no apparent drawbacks other than being a smug LEGO-faced bitch?

>any time a character showed up for the first time everyone screamed and clapped, except ant man for some reason
>constant sobbing for almost all of the second half
>everybody going apeshit over the final battle, all the snapped characters returning, and webm related

I honestly lost my shit at that part in the webm

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>Iron Man breaks character and yells "YAHOOOOO" at the top of his lungs for no reason

Why do men make enough noise to be heard when they're crying? Like some people are total pussies and can't help themselves but cry over dumb stuff (am one of them) but you dont need to make a lot of noise when you do it.

I was just talking to a friend about this movie, and how the fact that people are already finding so many problems with the plot doesn't bode well.
Most films have flaws. It's part of the game, the writers try to avoid them (usually), but mistakes happen. However, the amount of time people take to realize the issues with the plot tend to point in the direction of how big a problem these issues are.

There were a lot of strings pulled throughout the movie. My father died early in my life so with scenes like Tony meeting his father and also dying kinda struck me. Didn't cry though because I'm not a bitch. What I'm trying to say is that people have different experiences with film. Endgame shows us our universal contempt with death and how there's no way back like with Tony and Black Widow.

I really liked the movie. Captain Marvel was the only real weak part but I didn’t find her to be nearly as invasive as everyone here seems to think she was.

No reason. I feel for the writers who have to deal with a character that strong for future films. Like Hulk, they'll have to find a reason to write her out for most of the films to come

>>Wanda, after watching Vision die twice, emotional wreck, does very little to no damage to Thanos, even letting him get words out to do a rain of fire, almost killing everyone on the battlefield, even though she could have done that herself.

Even better was how the movie rubbed in your face that this was not the Thanos you grew attached to in IW with him saying he doesn't even know her

>Massive sobbing from the opening Hawkeye scene.
>Two women behind me whispering "Yessssss" at the first couple Captain Marvel appearances.
>Absolutely no reaction from the entire audience in all the other Captain Marvel appearances.
>No reaction at all when when the band of women heroes does their line-up.
>Captain Marvel blows up a ship and no one gives a single flying fuck.
>Wakanda shows up and fat Asian female nerd behind me whispers "Yesssssssss"
>Captain America grabs the hammer, entire theater erupts in egregious dopamine rush.
>YEAH! WHOO! *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP*
>Everyone sits through the credits and nothing happens.
>"Awwwwwww"

The only thing bad about my kinoplex experience was all the stirring of ice in drink cups and the shuffling of popcorn bags. I'm not at all butthurt about people enjoying things. I fucking hate Brie Larson's narcissism and her portrayal of smug bitch Captain Marvel, but if some fat nerds or 10-year-old girls in the audience like it - I just can't bring myself to give a fuck about other people's opinions especially if they're having a genuine good time.

>The final battle was shit and ruined the epic finale. Would've been way more kino with Cap, Thor and Tony in an all out gritty, tense and brutal slugfest vs Thanos for the fate of the galaxy rather than "WOAH DUDE CRAZY BIG WORTHLESS BATTLE isn't this SO TOTALLY AND EPIC GUYS"
Though the final battle had its moments, I have to agree with this. A four way slugfest alternating with Hawkeye and Ant Man trying to keep the stones away from the enemy would have been great.

i thought it was a very bad movie. i wish i had robot friends to help me watch it :(

post yfw Captain Marvel got her shit pushed in

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The entire movie was fan service to be honest which was fun.

>Should I buy 20 bucks for something that costs less than 1$ total to manufacture
No, no you shouldn't.

I had to pay $5 for a bottle of apple juice. That shit is way too overpriced

>That's just establishing Thor's mental state and fall throughout the rest of the film.
They shouldnt have done that though because thor is a secondary protagonist for the movie but spoils the tension of the main antagonist for the whole movie. If you're going to use Thanos's life as a plot resource you need a much more massive payoff than a neglected part of a subplot of a side character (I'd argue Tony is the main protagonist Cap honorable mention).

I like the part where he says they should send the gauntlet back in time instead of just snapping Thano's whole army then and there himself.

It sounds stupid, doesn't it? But that's exactly the explanation for her powers.

They'd all literally just come back, how would they have known A what was going on and B where the final battle was actually taking place?

That's some pretty capeshit kino right here. If you don't take it too seriously (aka turn of your brain), this movie was pretty good. Too bad people don't like antman. Paul Rudd can play him forever since he literally dosen't age.

>tfw it wasn’t even like the leaked image that is now fake

It was a perfect closeout to the 11 years of MCU
Iron Man opens and ends with "I AM IRON MAN
pottery, rhymes etc.
Also the guy who Steve said would never make the sacrifice play sacrifices for everyone. Pottery.
Steve Rogers gives up the space wars to feel Peggy's massive milkers, which is everything he ever wanted anyway
Thor gets to have more adventures cucking Starlord and making him his bitch which should be fun to watch.

What could be better?
Captain Marysue didn't even ruin the movie for me like I thought she would, they kept her to a minimum although she did pull some bullshit
>can put thanos in a chokehold

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She was standing next to a spaceship engine that was charged with Tessaract energy and shot it with a laser gun. It exploded and now she is the strongest character in the marvel universe. It is supposed to be similar to how the mind stone gave Quicksilver and Scarlet Witch powers I guess.

People clapped at the title, Stan Lee cameo, Cap using Mjolnir, and Black Panther and Spiderman’s revival.

And they only put that much work into it? Fuck.

There's more resources.

And bullshit even if they did get rid of 3.5 billion on earth a majority of them would be African sniggers and poo chinks and Indians. The world would still function and function very well. 80%of people don't even work

Clapping for some obvious scenes like Cap wielding Mjolnir and all dusted hero’s coming back.
Some laughing in some scenes, mostly the Thor ones and that one scene with Star-Lord on Morag
The audience all let out a “No” when Thanos got the gauntlet
Wakanda and Black Panther showing up

That’s about it. No crying or anything

>"On your left"
>Theatre explodes in applause
>Captain Marvel shows up and takes down a space ship
no applause
>She grabs the gauntlet all women line up to help her
no applause
I'm not sure if it's just the patriarchy, or these were just bad characters

Tony's death seemed silly when there were so many people that could have used the snap without killing themselves and after he got his life together for once but RDJ wanted out so it's whatever. Kind of annoyed on how much the dialog between him and Cap fell flat it never really felt like they made up and some words between them at the time of his death would have been more appropriate. Then again I thought they would both use the stones and go out together.

Her taking down the entire enemy ship in 5 seconds was kinda dumb.
But yeah, they knew she's overpowered so they left her out of almost everything.

It was pretty decent.

My theater only clapped when everyone showed up at the end for the final battle and the credit roll.

Infinity War was definitely better.

It was a great film overall and a nice way to end this first batch of marvel capes. Anyone who thinks it was utter shit are nothing but contrarians or someone who can't appreciate anything fun. It was pure entertainment and all I can think of is it will be downhill from here as the diversity capes come in.

>Post your theater experiences:
I actually have a weird one
>sit way in the front cause the whole theatre was fucking full
>at some point two guys who I assume were theatre employees based on how they are dressed show up
>they are just standing near the entrance looking at the theatre crowd
>one of them starts looking through a binoculars( ???) at the audience
>I become distracted and can't stop noticing these guys
>they keep staring through the binoculars and quietly talking to each other
>one of them suddenly goes and sits up in the very first row of the seats
>stands up a few moments later and has a quick chat with the guy holding the "binoculars"
>then they leave

were they checking if anyone was illegally filming the movie or what the fuck was going on?

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I'm a fucking loser so I saw the movie with my parents and my mom whose finger isn't on the pulse regarding SJW stuff in media turned to me and said that scene was trying too hard.

HA
I always thought they kind of half-assed Captain America and Thor's movies because they just wanted to introduce them to build up for Avengers, otherwise if you just introduce characters to be in one particular team up movie you've got Suicide Squad and Justice League.
The only one that got a really strong origin movie was Iron Man.

>thor becomes a drunkard fool
>negro panther army comes to save the day with their hilarious design
>doesn't want to take asgard throne and responsability, hands it to a negress
>captain america is now black
YAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSS

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>goofy pew pew cgi action
woah dude FUARKEN epick as FUARK....

Isn't she supposed to be stronger than hulk? How was that dumb?

>Captain Marvel starts fucking up Thanos with the gauntlet
>Theatre was silent
>Thanos grabs and uses the power stone to knock her ass out
>someone yells "Finally!"
>I can't help but feel this is much needed

This man is honestly too good of an actor for these movies.

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>the planet is actually getting better post Snappening; Steve mentions he saw marine life in New York’s rivers ways
>lol fuck that we gotta bring everyone back and ruin the planet again
Thanos did nothing wrong

Everything felt good but I don't see a point about making movies about characters other than Spider-man,Hulk,Thor and maybe Guardians of the Galaxy.

Also
>wakandan africans only black
>nordic valkyrie is black
at least be consistent with the diversity stuff

lel

>"Don't..."
>"Don't give me hope"

The idea that she's supposed to be stronger than him is dumb.

>go to not so popular theater at 1am
>maybe like 5 people there aside from me
>perfectly silent minus some laughs at the funny bits
Based midnight crew.

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His fight with Hiroyuki Sanada (the Jap yakuza guy) in the rain was kino, felt like I was watching another movie at that point

I loudly uttered 'ugh' during the girl power scene and a few people looked at me.

In my portuguese theather people cringed at the girl power part and also every captain marvel part.
She looks so shoe-horned that I don't see a point in having included her in the first place

don't forget completely decimates Thanos and puts him in a chokehold
at least they kept her mostly on a leash, it could have been much worse.
Not saying it wasn't bad, but they kept her to a minimum.
That dead-eyed cunt could've ruined the entire movie

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That was 2014 Gamora. 2018 Gamora is still dead

>were they checking if anyone was illegally filming the movie or what the fuck was going on?
they were.

t. theater employee

Who fucking cares. Capeshit is dead. Rejoice.

Again: for about 100 years.

Absolutely based. I did the same thing. Probably gonna see it again tonight at like 3 AM.

>1) Captain Marvel was this annoying bitchy mary sue character

She was barely in it and got BTFO when she was. Thanos pushed her shit in something wicked

>all the women line up

A boy in my theatre yelled out "GIRL POWER" and random laughs broke out

Yeah I'll be watching spiderboy and assguardians.
Maybe that black widow movie if the trailer looks good.

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Two fucking Avengers movies and we don't seed Hulk kick any ass. Nigger we did 22 movies and Hulk only got 1 and it wasn't even a real movie.

Gimmie some fucking HULK you disnye nigers

it's not like she's a god tier powerhouse in the comics either. Her power level is grossly exaggerated in the mcu.

O B S E S S E D

Captain Marvel is overpowered, unlikable, seems to mostly care about being sassy/showing off and saving people is just a byproduct of that, and her only struggle is... she wrecked a go-kart as a kid? Sucked at military training? Some men laughed at her? She's learned nothing beyond "I'm a stronk womyn"

>and now she is the strongest character in the marvel universe.
Please...

For the next years? Dr Doom, some heralds and then Galactus.

>You know what I didn’t get? In IW they brought up the fact that if Wanda destroyed the Mind Stone, it would only buy them time because the stone are part of the universe so eventually it will reform itself.

This is not a thing that happens in Infinity War. Literally never happens.

The lines are:

>Vision: No, we have to destroy it. I've been giving a good deal of thought to this entity in my head, about its nature. But also, its composition. I think if it were exposed to a sufficiently powerful energy source, something, very similar to its own signature, perhaps… Its molecular integrity could fail.

Wtf are you talking about? Wanda nearly 1v1s him and he has to blow up the battlefield to save himself.
Plus I just assumed Thor being out of shape is what lead to his power downgrade, but even then it wasn't by much.

Daily reminder that
1-Captain america is black now
2-strongest hero is a stupid lesbian
3-Hulk is a fucking pussy and did 0 this movie
4-Asgard leader is a black woman
5-Don Cheadle is gonna fuck Iron man's wife

Just came back from seeing it. Same response.

Yeah kind of odd considering Hulk tearing shit up was by far one of the most liked things in Avengers 1.

Why? Hulk's power is from a radiation, hers is from an infinity stone? I don't like her one bit, actress' kinda stiff but watching the movies, not comics, you'd think she's logically going to be stronger than hulk.

Contrary to you fake-contrarians I’m not going to watch the movie , but can someone gimme a quick plot rundown so I’m up to date on shitpostin

Either Galactus or Dr.Doom

These forces-in female roles are actually incredible patronizing and belittling of women. It's like, "Look! Women can be X too!"

Feminists recognize this and it annoys them. The capitalist patriarchy is basically just telling them, "See, you can be slaves too! And that's a good thing!"

I'm jot even going to think about plot hiles because this is a marvel movie, its entertainment, not art. But as an entertainment product" there were some BAD edits that really diffused the tension, like when red skull explains the cost of the stone and then time cut to Hawkeye making a lame joke 20 minutes later then stupid fight scene between Widow and Hawk that should have been a sentimental moment. You think ant man is dead because he gets missiled in the face, poof hes alive 2 scenes later. What waa with Pepper Pots smile when Tony was dying, and why wasnt Tony saying anything? That death was just melodramatic. I know its supposed to be an "I'm proud of you" smile, but it looked more like a "gtfo of my franchise, I'm iron woman now" smile.

Captain Marvel sucks, the entire theater hated every appearance she had, clapping and hooting ironically, and every line has this air of "here to save your franchise". Literal deus ex machina in what was once a somewhat tightly written franchise. And she is there for the most important moments, even the cringe overload of the Femvenger Assemble scene. Almost drives the stones home too, its like they wrote it for her and THEN RDJ wanted out so he got the final sendoff.

Then you have the forced diversity. Bucky doesnt get caps shield because...? Valkyrae now rules Asgaard because...? Captain Marvel does what Spiderman cant because....? (Thats probably more because Sony still own him). And ill never like that Nerd Wakandan fighting with her stupid gloves when she is 120 lbs tops.

In terms of style, it just doesnt reach IW. IW was so tight and concise, it delivered the perfect Thanos compared to the one note monster of Endgame, and I just dont like the implications of the deaths and legacy handoffs. The end credits do bode well for the next avebgers though, as the first five billed (Ant Man, Black Panther, Captain Marvel, War Machine, Falcon) isnt too bad a team. Its got a good spread of comedy and acting chops at least.

Because he's given up to look after his family. He's bascially retired
Man did you even watch the movie?

>Dr. Doom
It has been a dream of mine to see a fully-powered Dr. Doom make the puny mortals suffer in a live-action movie.
He's never been done right.

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wow this looks like fun

>Captain america is black now
I'm fine with that, but only if he gets his injection.
Isn't really cap without that.

it will be worth several million dollars in 30 years if you keep it in prime condition

It's hysterical that Captain Marvel makes some people so incredibly assmad. I want them to lean even harder on the mary sue lever in future.

Movie would’ve been way better if the hulk solo’d post-snap thanos

It's not the same character

The one you're talking about being a toddler is Thanos from five years earlier.

so who will be the new ironman?

>$20
Ha actually cheap considering a popcorn and drink at my theater is fucking ridiculous at like $26

Are you new to capeshit?

Since it's an all-out war, how come the massive powerhouses like Thor, Wanda and Cap. Marvel don't get in eachothers way? Do they all take turns 1v1'ng Thanos?

Okay so I haven’t watched the movie but apparently some characters are saved by pulling out their other timeline counterpart? So is irOn-man dead dead or is it just one version?

>what was once a somewhat tightly written franchise
Are you kidding me? The writing went off the fucking rails by the time of Iron Man 2, which was only the third MCU movie.

The Children of Thanos were there.

Would have liked to see Ronan etc though

The only movie set to be on earth in the future is Spider-Man so either him, Pepper Potts, or the kid from Iron Man 3.

please elaborate how that works

Gonna be honest here.Only care about Spider-man and Hulk but I a absolutely hate the actors.If you're gonna do a avengers slidery-man from the get-go use a older version and Hulk is just a stupid little bitch

benedict cumberbatch is too good for this shit but he clearly is in "I don't give a fuck, pay me" mode

His daughter.

Isn’t he a homosexual?

Yes.

He's dead jim

>patronizing
THAT'S THE WORD I WAS LOOKING FOR!
I couldn't place why that scene bothered me so much - it just felt off and none of them earned that charge. They didn't overcome and grand struggle or battle, they just showed up and were kicking ass.

Thor got fucked over in this movie after a great showing in IW. Hulk got fucked over too, but at least wasn't relegated to being a fat joke the movie.

Mine was pretty quiet for the most party aside from all the bugmen and women crying and everyone cheering when Steve used Thor’s hammer in battle

It's possible for them to bring a past Iron Man to the future.

no no
I'm not mad about her I just think she's overpowered.
I felt the same way about Superman in Justice League
>Steppenwolf beating the shit out of Wonder Woman, Cyborg, Flash, and Aquaman
>Superman steps in and punches him THEY WIN LOL
Just saying they could have done something like that with Captain Marysue, but they didn't, and the movie turned out well.

>tfw Thanos looks like your dad

It is completely retarded and unearned, I know.

How did the avengers learnhow to use the stones?

>Scene were iron man dies
>Audience dead quiet. Complete reverence, deeply moved, a few gentle sobs
>Call out AYO DIS NIGGA FINNA GET DABBED ON
>Racous laughter erupts throughout the theatre
>Stand up in my seat turn to the crowd and bow
>Shake hands with the people next too and in front of me
>Sit down and enjoy rest of the movie
>Tip my jumbo popcorn and soda onto the floor and leave abruptly when Captain America gives his shield to a nigger.
>Forgot to to tip and shake hands with the ticket ripper on the way out

Actually really got me right in the feels. Perfect delivery.

I went in the UK and it was fucking respectful and normal. Nobody clapped or cheered, couple of laughs at the right moments. Maybe some gasps when Cap threw Mjolnir. What even is America?

It was a good time for Tony to go since he resolved his issues with his father.

Doom

Thor went from all but murdering 6 stone gauntlet Thanos to barely surviving no stone Thanos.

WHO THE FUCK WAS THE RANDOM KID AT THE END IN THE FUNERAL

No one who died pre-snap or post-snap is saved,only those who were snapped Gamora is the only one from another timeline in the main timeline

There is nothing in the intervening five years which suggests a change in character, save that he was actually handled by a decent writing team for IW. Why are we supposed to believe that he randomly became a completely new character in that time?

So Gamora is in the future now and thats ok?
Also Nebula literally killed herself from the past, doesn't that break any of these retarded time travel rules?

This. Infinity War was the proper canon ending.

The kid from the garage in Iron Man 3

Harley from IM3

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He’s dead Jim. Gamora’s the only one who came from the past stayed in the present becjsse you can’t have GotG3 without her

is he some sort of sworD expert?

No.

>no no I'm not mad about her
>That dead-eyed cunt could've ruined the entire movie

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second this - at the end, 1 kid was standing alone at the back. I thought Spider man but then Spidy was at the front. Who was the ginger?

>Morpheus or Ghost

who

No one, hopefully.

I posted this in Yea Forums, but this is how I interpret how the time traveling works. It just doesn't explain Cap at the end.

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Not a good movie. I would rather watch BvS ffs. That is saying something..

Okay wtf happened to Loki
In both of them

Well, no I could say that because I don't like the fact that she's overpowered and I don't like the way she looks it doesn't mean I have to be mad.

Britbong here, had the same experience as you man. wtf is wrong with burgers

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All Tony Stark did was

>Alexa, invent time travel

and he invented time travel. How can anyone not see that scene and not cringe?

The 2 not really villains in the Ant-Man sequel. One guy, played by Lawrence Fishburne, was a scientist that worked with Pym. Ghost was a girl he was helping.

More X-men movies please

He's the only one who let's his character be serious in the world. Everyone else is le quippy haha a comic book movie groan amiright? Renner sells is completely except that haircut

so did Captain America dress up as Gamorah and acted out her parts perfectly?

None of the time travel makes sense
>kill past Nebula, but present Nebula is uneffected
>present Steve stays in the past, but somehow shows up in the present as an old man

They travel back to 2012 battle of new york to steal back the Tesseract, they fuck it up and Loki's all like "YOINK" and grabs it and uses it to get away
fucking hilarious, I love how devious and quick on his feet he is

I don't see what that has to with anything

> Movie happens
> Time travel
> wut
> stupid shit revisitting old movies
> ok
> big battle begins
> wait, i don't care about any of the characters yet
> hour long toy commercial
> nothing at stake
> captain marvel destroys everything
> womyn posing scene
> cringe
i challenge anyone to name something good about this movie

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They strung it out way too much as well - more and more characters kept coming on screen until it was comical

They did it better in IW with Scarlett Witch, Wakanda Woman and ScarJo vs. Daughter of Thanos

He didn't invent time travel.

Hank Pym/Antman discovered it, Tony invented time GPS

>spaces after greentext
This is some powerful new reddit shit I've never seen before. Kill yourself my newfaggot friend.

That is very easily explained by the booze and diabetes

oh yeah! I remember now. The Morpheus part threw me off (I get it now). She was dying but they helped her. It would've indeed better if they had something to do with it...

Girl-vengers was stupid and shoehorned

It's dumb because no other character got this powerful from the infinity stones. She's not using them like Thanos did in the last film, she just had one of them splash on her face. Meanwhile, all of the GoTG had continued exposure and direct contact with one of the stones. Nothing. Vision had one of the stones on his fucking body. Still not as powerful.
She's stronger than everyone else with a lame explanation.

Well the good thing is that now that they own Fox they can use X-men in the MCU which might be nice
The bad thing is that they're probably going to recast it all and Huge Ackman probably won't return as Wolverine

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see the timelines aren't that straightforward - it implies seperate realities in 1, and same realities in another.

Every scene with ant man was decent.

Less experience, less wisdom. Like in 5 years time you'll probably be embarrassed you used to post on Yea Forums

I don't know, man. I get that this shit is important to people (I only saw it because my friends invited me because they like comic books), but 1) you're in a public place, it's fucking embarrassing to act like that in public and 2) other people are trying to watch the movie. Have some fucking etiquette

The good news is Rogue will kill Carol Danvers soon.

Gamorah and Nebula are gone in the 2nd timeline, theres no way it can play out exactly like the previous timeline like Steve wanted. Unless he somehow fulfills their roles for them

They literally explain that it's alternate, branching timelines not one continuous one. You can change the past as much as you like but the past already happened to you - so your present won't change

They actually stopped in the middle of the battle of New York with a magical diagram to explain this shit to retards like yourself

>Captain Marvel destroys everything
NO SHE DIDN'T
She did nothing relevant aside from the ship

It's fanservice the movie, the only good thing ouf of this is that the superhero manchildren fantasy movies will die down eventually.

dont get your hopes up,this movie proves we are at peak capeshit its downhill from here

>everything with Thor

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There are no time travel rules in fiction. It's a fun plot device. It never works when you think about it. Saying "don't think about it" is a shitty excuse, but that just be how it do. You enjoyed it or you didn't. Lately when writers use time travel, they insert some explanatory dialogue about how weird, stupid or implausible it is, or how you shouldn't think about it. In End Game, they just start listing off other times time travel has been used in fiction - Back to the Future, Hot Tub Time Machine, etc. What the writers are doing here is just drawing a parallel between End Game and other time travel fiction. It's just "we're doing this, audience. This is time travel." Time travel is always a difficult and corny trope to deal with. It fits though because this is a fucking comic book movie and it's corny as all hell.

They should have brought the flying aircraft carrier during the battle and crash it into Thanos' ship to make it go down and get rid of Captain Marvel.

that's pretty fucking relevant

He's meant to have been doing this genociding and infinity stone shit for decades

Is seeing this movie the ultimate admission that you're an NPC? There is literally zero artistic merit to these movies. They're made entirely for money.

No one iron Man doesn't work without the human part. They truly got luck RDJ existed I'm this timeline.

It could be
>Doctor Doom
>Galactus
>Norman Osborn
>Kang
>Annihilus

It most likely is going to be Norman Osborn since they are doing a Dark Avengers thing in phase 4

That's what I'm talking about she could have ruined the movie by being in it too long and being overpowered but they kept her to a minimum, which I liked.
She did puth Thanos in a chokehold, though

Cap with the hammer was cool

It made you mad

He makes people call him that because "Thaddeus" is a nerd's name. It's why he hates banner. Because he's a nerd

it's his nickname, his real name is Thaddeus

Because literally nobody saw the Antman movies, which actually ended up playing the most critical role in Endgame.

Been avoiding it for years, to be quite honest.

so how did Captain America go back to the past and somehow his aged self ends up in the future?

There's also the issue of Thanos and his whole army disappearing forever from 2014-timeline.

Following pop culture doesn't automatically make you an NPC. Failure to examine pop culture makes you an NPC.

I just consider each timeline as a parallel reality, so killing past Nebula (who would be from a different reality essentially), would not affect the "main" Nebula.

Gomorrah travels to the future, and now exists in the "main reality". Her absence in her original timeline is then corrected by returning the stones.

I dunno man, it's a kids movie, don't think too much

>Bruce promised to The Ancient One that they’ll return the stone and not tamper with the past timeline
>Loki got the Space Stone, Thanos, Gamora, and Nebula don’t exist anymore.

Not exactly true honestly. From an outsider's perspective this might seem like Transformers but it's a bit different.
The Russos are actually quite capable filmmakers on occasion.

Not really. No more than any of the characters destroying anything.

>OMFG Hawkeye destroyed a bunch of CGI monsters so overpowered

Why are retards so overemotional about Cap using Mjolnir? There wasn't any preparations for this to happen, Cap hasn't gone through any major character metamorphosis since the time he wasn't able to use the hammer. He just becomes WORTHY all of sudden. Without any explanations

It was a nice animu moment

>SHIRE

I heard a ton of sniveling when Tony died, the theater was dead silent after that. There were a few laughs and cheers throughout the film, but not at the amerimutt level
>T. Colombian

This would of been much better. Nick Fury showing up with the Shield fortress and crashing it to Thanos's ship

Or to have fun. You know, fun? It's what normal people do when you're going to bed at 3am, waking up in the mid-afternoon, wanking and watching TV with the curtains drawn so the sun doesn't get in the way

The quality of "worthy" is so fucking nebulous in the context of the Thor mythos and Asgardian society is can mean pretty much anything.

He was always worthy, it was hinted at in Ultron. He just couldn't lift it at the party since his purpose to lift it at the time wasn't "just", it was to impress his friends at a party.

That ship was giving everyone a very hard fucking time, shooting missiles everywhere, hardly the same as Hawkeye killing a few monsters, although he DID play an important part just keeping the glove away from Thanos' minions

So Loki's just free now in some rogue timeline?

It was presumed he was always worthy but didn’t actual lift Mjolnir to spare Thor’s feelings. Beside he did go through stuff. Feeling like he failed half the universe

Seething NPC gives an NPC reply.

Probably helped a shitload of old ladies in those five years

Seriously though, Thor saying "I knew it" strongly implies that Good Guy Steve could always move the hammer, but he chose not to in order to protect Thor's feelings

Yeah, didn't really feel Thor in this one. Oddly anticlimactic, especially when compared to IW Thor and the Thor at the start of the movie, who literally killed Thanos.
Guess they didn't want to make him too OP.
He kind of picked himself back up in the end though. The dual wielding scene was a nice touch.

The last time a mouse movie crashed a giant ship into another giant ship it didn't turn out too well

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yeah after the mom scene he felt way more like Thor again

my point is that it was just one element of the battle. her doing that hardly counts as "destroying everything"

see for my explanation

>Be Superman
>Be male god-like being
>Endlessly struggle with his powers to the point putting himslef in danger. Constant existential crisis. Lots of reflexion

>Be Captain Marvel
>Female equivalent of superman
>My whole existence is being sassy to people more deserving than me.

it was set up in Age of Ultron, it had to pay off at some point and this movie was the perfect moment

Oh, woah! Easy there, chummer...

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>Infamous gril powah scene
>Half the theater rolls eyes and sigh loudly

>Black Widow finally grows out her hair and looks good again
>Captain marvel immediately chops hers off

Jesus christ, nobody in the world actually likes that haircut.

He was ALWAYS worthy.
He just didn't want to embarrass Thor at the party, and Cap's humble so he didn't want it to happen.
Also the entire fucking world and his team hated him for sticking by his friend Bucky and he never gave up on him anyway, loyal to the fucking end even when Iron Man was beating the shit out of him, almost to death.
How is that not worthy?

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More of a personal thing, but I genuinely think that Mjölnir is one of the coolest weapons ever and it was satisfying seeing it be used like that.

Thats why returning the stones prevents any events resulting from the time heist to have happened in their respective timeline. So Nebula and Gomorrah will still exist in timeline 2. And there's another Gomorrah from timeline 2 who now exists in the main timeline, since fixing timeline 2 (changing someone's past) won't delete her from the main timeline (affecting their present).

Asgardians of the Galaxy

I would have liked him to say a few words to Iron Man before vanishing. Like some respect for the victors or something.

>Captain didn't chnage

How about when he went back in time to undo Thanos' snap?

They had to nerf him or he would have solo's Thanks as soon as he arrived.

>implying we're all not embarrassed already

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Captain Marvel finds a derelict Iron Man and Nebula and brings them back to Earth. The surviving Avengers find where Thanos is hiding out and go there. They discover he has destroyed the stones so they can't undo everything and Thor kills him in rage. Avengers break up. 5 years in the future Ant Man escapes from the Quantum Realm, revealing it can be used for time travel. Bruce Banner is now permanently in a hulk body and Hawkeye is killing criminals because his family got dusted. Iron Man, now a father, is convinced to help them do a time heist to steal the infinity stones from the past and bring back everyone killed. They go back to previous movies to steal the infinity stones from the past, but Thanos discovers due to Nebula's cybernetics and replaces future Nebula with the past version, carrying a shrunk version of his warship. Black Widow also kills herself to get the Soul Stone. After Hulk snaps everyone back, Thanos unshrinks and attacks. After beating up Thor, Iron Man, and Captain America, all the dead heroes return thanks to Doctor Strange and proceed to fight Thanos's army. After a long fight scene Iron Man gets the gauntlet and snaps Thanos and his army away, though it kills Iron Man.

>Thats why returning the stones prevents any events resulting from the time heist to have happened in their respective timeline
how does returning the stones prevent Nebula from getting shot in the future?

I wolf called whistled at Chris Evans during the shaving and “America’s ass” scenes, yelled “thanos shrek” during the farm scene, and yelled “wakanda forever!” When BP returned, the people in the theater are it up

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>yelled “thanos shrek” during the farm scene
what? Having not seen the movie, is there context to this?

>"Fuck, how are they going to stop this ship?"
>"I dunno, captain marvel lol"

So much this.

Waisted opportunity for the flying carrier to make a comeback and crash into Thanos' ship to disable it or take it down.

you know what would of been great?
If instead of Cap, it was Loki who shows up wielding Mjolnir to save his brother

Stop excusing bad writing.

War Machine's penis doesn't work

What kind of nigger-ridden or white-trash infested ghetto do you live in?
Here in Texas we don't condone that kind of childish bullshit, son; if someone yells out during a movie we kick him the fuck out.

dogshit trash for manbabies incels

He's been done right once and it was a fucking cartoon.
youtube.com/watch?v=q5FcKAe4M1w

Daily reminder that Infinity War is the TRUE MCU ending.

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stop yelling in the theatre you autistic fuck. The world doesn't revolve around you

>Cap didn't change

I like to think that seeing his gf in the past made him realized that he wasn't made for the modern world and had to go back.
His character development arc was finally over, thus making him worthy

was it in Paris ? Because that just happened to me and honestly made me wish for a nuclear winter

It doesn't. How I interpret it is that there's main Nebula, a Nebula from projected timeline #2 who gets shot and dies, and a third Nebula who exists in corrected timeline #2, if that makes sense

No. Cap with the hammer was the only way to go.
Loki is back to his old shenanigans
>drops tessaract for 2 seconds
>loki's like "YOINK" and grabs it and uses it to disappear
That's so fucking loki. I love how clever and quick on his feet he is.

When they travel back in time, it creates new timelines. So during the time heist, 4 get created, 1 for each group and 1 the additional trip to the 70s. The speech from what's her face from Strange is saying that leaving her reality without the time stone means her reality goes to shit because it'll be used against Dormamu, not that all the realities that get their stones back will reset. So Loki fucks off and past Cap will still remember fighting somebody looking like himself in that reality, And the other reality will stay without Thanos, Gamora, Nebula, and the Black Order. Basically the time stone is the only one that absolutely needed to be returned, but Hulk decided to extend his promise to return it to the other stones as well.

At the end when Cap goes back, he goes to those realities, drops them off, and then goes into another (6th) reality, probably around the 40s, so he can be with Peggy. The only real way this works is if there's a 11+ realities, basically where another group of Avengers and Cap did this same exact shit, but he retires to this reality, meaning the Cap on the bench isn't our Cap, but the one dancing with Peggy is.

This means whatever the original main timeline is never got their Cap back because he fucked off. And in theory, there could be an endless, infinite number of this shit happening, of infinite - 1 Caps ignoring 9/11.

Are the Marvel movies going to stop being set in the year of release, then? Can't just ignore the 5 year time skip.

It wouldn't have fucked the whole established lore like in Star Wars.

Also the carriers have been a recuring thing in the movies (much more than half of the cast) and it would have been very relevant in the final battle.

aussies in my theatre clapped like retards and audibly cheered when cap wielded the hammer

that's past Loki, future Loki however.....

>Peter's fat Asian friend got held back 5 years in a row
Embarrassing

My theatre actually giggled when BP showed up for the climax and the camera lingers on him and his sidekicks for ten seconds. I guess maybe east asians think Africans look funny

That's the cartoon where at the end of the infinity war
>Thanos fighting avengers
>Stark develops a special robot to hold the infinity stones since they're too powerful
>Robots gets the stones
>Ultron was actually hiding within the robot's programming, dormant until the right time
>Ultron now has the power of the infinity gauntlet
Shit was so badass

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Yeah, each time era they travel to is a different reality from each other, I just condensed them into one line so my picture doesn't get too cluttered.

What ever happened to his hateboner for the Hulk. I don't think saving the world is enough to stop the general's autism

no it doesn't, if there's a corrected timeline 2, then it will be timeline 3, timeline 2 has Gammorah and Nebula go to the future.

It's 100% cheesy. It screams: "Look at them kewl niggas. Aren't they cool even though they didn't do shit ?"

>that's past Loki, future Loki however.....
Is dead because he stopped being a clever backstabbing weasel and decided to stand up and do the right thing when Thanos was about to kill Thor.

He did change you fucking retard
He was always worthy. He was only able to slightly move the hammer in age of ultron because he hadn’t told Tony about Bucky killing his parents until the ending of Civil War. Everyone in the final battle got fucked up so Cap became worthy for his last stand
Pay attention to the movies brainlet

...

except everyone 5 years ago was brought back, so future Loki could also be back

have sex

>Basically the time stone is the only one that absolutely needed to be returned, but Hulk decided to extend his promise to return it to the other stones as well.

the ancient one explains that the six infinity stones are used to create the continuity of time that we experience in our lives. if you remove one, that continuity gets fucked up and the space time continuum faces unpredictable events as a result of losing one of the stones, as they are the foundational principles by which the universe is held solid rather than wobbly.

it is of course true that without the time stone dromammu destroys earth in doctor strange 2016, but the reason why hulk insisted they return all six is because he knows that the space time continuum is fucked in those realities if the stones are not returned. it is to protect these new timelines from universal implosion.

I have never seen a crowd erupt so hard at a theater before and I think I never will again

It's technically a 3rd timeline, but returning the stones "erases" the 2nd one with the missing sisters, so I call it a corrected 2nd timeline. That's how I'm interpreting Sorceress Supreme's explanation of what happens when the stones are returned

I was kinda disappointed with how they killed Thanos, with iron man snapping with the infinity stones, but it was an overall great movie

Holy shit. How has no one addressed this yet??
Man, I fucking hate this board, gotta ruin every movie I see kek.

only the ones who died in the snap.
Loki was killed by Thanos
There is a chance that the Loki that got away with the stone is out there somewhere

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And their current timeliness is fucked because thanes destroyed them.

Fucking plotholes

Thanos farm house literally looks like Shreks swamp
I live in a big city. It was just opening night and everyone was happy and being extra cheerful. Also nobody gives a fuck about shitty ass Texas. Kill yourself nigger
I yell whenever I feel like yelling faggot. I made friends with a group of people because I was being obnoxious during the movie

i do agree that this is a significant thing that needs to be addressed. they might reason it as because the stones were destroyed by their own power that the effects are not the same as simply taking a stone from a reality. or, perhaps the stones will be regenerated by the universe / galactus because they are absolutely necessary for the continued existence of the universe. they can easily write their way out of this situation.

>Also nobody gives a fuck about shitty ass Texas
Stay mad, biggest and most prosperous state in the Union Bitch
And no I'm not counting Commiefornia where they tax you to fucking death, unlike Sweet Home Texas
You WISH you lived here

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>only the ones who died in the snap.
then Valkyrie shouldn't be marching in with an Asgardian army then. Thanos killed a bunch in their refugee ship, and what was left were snapped. The only way Asgard had something to contribute to the final battle was if the army that fought Thanos in the refugee ship was also ressurected