Movies boomers find scary

movies boomers find scary

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the book is legitimately scary

I thought the movie was pretty unsettling and really fucking tense at the end.

the book is sexy

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Doesn't the guy just jump out of the window and then the girl is no longer possessed? The only part that scared me was when you notice the weird statue in the kitchen/living room (?) and even that wasn't very scary.

Yeah he imbued the demon and killed himself before it could do more harm. The part that scared me was when you see the Captain Howdy face flash as she's entering the subway, but on the VHS when you rewound it you can't see it anymore

Exorcist III is an excellent sequel to this too. Just forget The Heretic ever existed

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Anyone who swims in a warm ocean desu

I liked Dual better.

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Duel. Get it right.

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fucking faggots, these are still great

Boomer detected

They may be great, but they're not scary.

I would rent the shining a lot in middle school. It wasn't scary at all, it's a good movie, but isn't scary.

I haven't been scared by a horror film for almost a decade, I just like the atmosphere

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I have a better version

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They’re classics but not scary at all

It was scary when I watched it as a teenager. I'm a millennial, though.

The Shining is more atmospheric than horror-tier. Probably how Kubrick intended it.

what do zoomers find scary?

Religion IS scary but for different reasons.

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Raaaacheeeeel....

>fearing paper
fuck off, you ass clown

The Thing is legit scary.

Pic is stupid, people very easily keel over and die when they really lose their will to live.

Zombie Zoomers with shit tastes.

Insidious, the conjuring

bonafide 37 year old boomer here and I can confirm that The Exorcist is the ONLY movie that I find really scary. There are other horror movies that I like, but The Exorcist is the only really scary one for me.

>and even that wasn't very scary.
I agree but, the way that the entity is staring at the mother in that moment gives me chills, and it's just one moment among many that builds and builds over the course of the movie that makes it terrifying for me. Another kind of subliminal moment of a different sort is the scene when the detective comes over and has coffee with the mother. Right before this scene the mother is contemplating a crucifix, which seems like a kind of throwaway symbol. She then sets it on a table in the foyer when she goes to answer the door. Afterward, when is letting the detective out after they have talked, the crucifix isn't there anymore--but there's no attention called to this by the camera, and it would almost seem like a continuity error, except for what happens immediately following this, which is the famous crucifix masturbation scene. The idea of Regan creeping down the stairs to get the crucifix while the adults are talking in the other room in the middle of the day honestly gives me boomer goosebumps.

what is the magical green fluid that is keeping the boy alive to the point that he will turn purple and die seconds after it's taken out of his arm? The comic was clearly drawn by someone with deep knowledge of medicine and science, right? It's not just an ill-conceived metaphor for one thing that they don't understand at all being better than another thing they don't understand at all.

She dies and he goes to jail?

shut up christcuck
your time is over

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>may Pazuzu scare and doom you for the rest of your life

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Cosmic horror and overpowering forces you're at the complete mercy of because they have been raised in a godless society.

You have my thoughts and prayers, based ignorant delusional user.

thanks for the prayers!
any chance you can explain to me what the green fluid is, doc?

I guess it's just generic "medicine" right? Good old medicine. Don't forget to pray to the medical industrial complex! Got type 2 diabetes from eating garbage all your life! Haha! Well, that's easily reversible, but why don't you just take this insulin for the rest of your life instead? What's that? You got cancer from constantly being bombarded with toxins? Don't worry, we'll just use these chemicals and radiation to make you sick as fuck so you feel even worse before you die like a dog. What's that you say? The Greek Orthodox monks on Mt. Athos live long and healthy lives and never get cancer or diabetes? So what? Those stupid deluded fools waste their whole lives praying to a spaghetti monster! You know what your problem is? You worry to much! Here, take these highly addictive prescription narcotics and play some video games. That will make you feel better. That's what life is all about right? Just feelin' good and having fun! hahaha!

what is a toxin? show me one

your attitude, for one

Any movie on environmental stuff, being told they ruined the planet scares the hell out of muh bootstrap boomertards

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Cool insane diatribe, based uninformed paranoid user.

Just a guess, but... you really like YouTube conspiracy videos, don't you?

t. overweight drug addict

and you really like gay web comics about muh meduhsun

You are genuinely schizophrenic. Get help

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can you even define schizophrenic without looking it up on wikipedia, doc?

>all christians are creationists

Yeah. Every person who isn't a paranoid schizophrenic is a fat drug addict. And most likely gay, too. Probably a tranny.
Yeah. That's how it works.

>can you even define schizophrenic

See:

They fucking better be, or else they think they're smarter than their god.

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>everyone who disagrees with me is a paranoid schizophrenic
>I can't explain why, because I don't even know what the term means
>but I'll keep saying it to sound smart

decent bait

Everyone is hating on this user, but he is way more enlightened than any of you doomers. Long live the bloomers. God speed boomers, your time is end.

That's not bloomer at all disillusionment is inherently blackpilled.

People are calling you schizophrenic because you are displaying textbook symptoms, like paranoid delusions.
People know what schizophrenia is, this isn't the 1950s.

>paranoid delusions
can you give me one example from my post?

You aren't delusional but why waste time arguing with these people about it if they refuse to listen and call you names, regardless of who's in the right. Doubtless pharmaceuticals are often crooked but taking such a far reaching slash at medicine in general makes people think you're paranoid instead of skeptical.

fuck you

because as long as I keep shitposting on 4channel it creates a psychocybernetic field that disrupts the invisible cameras that the lizard people put in my home so they can see when I jerk off and sneak in and collect the semen to use for their experiments

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Okay fuck you