This cutie is the new queen of Asgard

>gives /pol/ the ammo they want to defend against liberals saying that former slavers becoming the rulers of a land isn't okay.

Wat

This bitch was a deserting, drunken slavedriver five minutes ago. She's fit to rule like my ass is a banjo. Fuck this shit.

>t. Baldr

she's a former slaver in the mcu.
how often does /pol/ get rabbid whenever a liberals suggest dislike at a historical person getting praise for "x" when like most people of wealth at that time, had slaves?

>faggots only care about cultural appropriation sometimes
Kill all niggers

Are you retarded?

fpbp

she ain't cute but I'd still fuck her...

Tessa Thompson hates white people, hates men, and hates Christians. But (((Hollywood))) is OK with that.

>implying
People care more about Thor now than LARPagans ever did. Marvel is literally resurrecting a culture

>User was banished to the IR breeding grounds for this post

Um no cant only a god be a ruler of Asgard? What the fuck is this shit? Democracy?

>letting a nigger become your queen and not a pale goth dommy mommy
Shit movies.

I swear people don’t even try anymore.

Haven’t seen the movie yet, what happens to thor? Are they trying to free him up for more films about his adventures, without tying him down to the responsibility of ruling asgard?

are you?
the film lore claim is true. /pol/ losing their shit to an absurd degree whenever liberals are slighty dumb about former slavers/owners is true. liberals getting behind a female a black female superhero getting put in a position of power is true. /pol/ getting even a whiff of hypocrisy of "it's okay when ((they)) do it" then beating the horse long after it's decomposed with it is true.

>queen of a fishing village

THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

he's a fat fuck for the entire movie and at the end decides to abdicate to join the guardians of the galaxy

She "rules" a fishing village

I would also let her take a dump in your mouth

>? Are they trying to free him up for more films about his adventures
Yep, he's with the Guardians of the Galaxy now
This is a very fortunate turn of events. Asgard and norse mythology sucks ass

what?

meh guess they had to keep the status quo of Thor being a comedy character now. god forbid they give him any responsibility

youtu.be/Vh9jjW05h08

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>Say something nice about her.
She is my queen and I am her chocolate pucci slave.

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Asgard is little fishing town full of alcoholic and fortnite player

Bankruptcy

Fuck capeshit disney-crap, those are the only Asgard from space i accept.

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Based

Who cares? Being king/queen is a shit job - who wants to sit on a throne and deal with taxes and shit all day when you could be going on space adventures?

WE WUZ KANGZ OF ASGARD N SHIEEET

To be fair, New Asgard is a fucking fishing hamlet at the moment.

Watch New Asgard become better than old Asgard and then Thor coming back to rule causing it to decline.

Niggers dont belong in my culture.

She looks like a pug dog

This desu, fuck that bitch

String her up

I'm looking forward to seeing her and Carol fuck

Carol was asexual in her movie. They'll leave her asexual.

If anything, she'll probably get paired with Hulk since she took the place of the Hulk's wife in Ragnarok.

WE

She’s not the singular worst actress in Marvel, playing the worst character, she’s tied with Zendaya as MJ. There, I said something nice.

I was really distracted in that scene because the camera was so focused on her weird forehead.

Pretty much wrote her of having any relevancy.

Carol only server rhodes schlong

Cardi B?

Only Valkyrie can stand the hulk cock.

That's a man baby

Mommy is the rightful queen.

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What a huge miscast

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More like Asmurica, land of the mutts.

what I dont understand is the fact that if they just wanted some safe token color on the screen they could have gone with a muuuuuch sexier mulatta

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I agree.
Great character, huge miscast.

who dat

some fine ass bitch I pulled from /gif/

stay mad incels

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Damn, Asgard finna full Detroit.

I want to see this slut's nipple

We're gonna get a Hulk/Valkyrie action romcom.

Bruce/Hulk is practically Shrek now.

Plot:
A big green dude has arrived. He's just like Hulk. He makes savage Hulk takeover but Valkyrie steps in and stops Hulk from killing him.

"Wait, what? We hooked up on Sakaar?"

Skaar: Son of Hulk

or

Maybe it's just them going out and then some event happens. No Skaar.

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>white people, hates men, and hates Christians.
She sounds great.

this

This gollum balding bitch, you could land a helicopter on top of that forehead

Who cares. Nigga is just a glorified McDonald's cashier for all I care.

She looks like she is balding.

Ever since I saw her in Westworld I hate this bitch.

Based Russos reminding us capeshit movies are garbage.

I thought all the Asgardians where dead.
Did Tony bring them back even though they died before the snap?

>someone says James Bond should be played by a white actor
>"Das raciss!!! You bigot!! You sexist!1!! You raciss!!!1!1!! End the hate!!!1!!!"
>someone expresses hatred for Christian white males
>"It's not hate when you hate what I hate"

Libtard logic

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I don't really care I'd still let her wrap her thighs around my head

he will without a doubt be fit again by the next film and it will be back to the joke between him and quail

cry more faggot

No you

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This.

NOOO *ppfffffrrrtttt* STOP LIKING *fffffrrrrrrtttttpfffh* AVENGERS!!! *pppffffthftfhtfffpphh* STOP SUPPORTING DISNEY *BRRRRAAAAAAPFFTTTT* AAAAAHHH WE WERE SUPPOSED TO WIN THE CULTURE WAR!!!!!!!

yaaass queeen slaay!

>we wuzz VIKANGZZ n sheiit

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tell me about her tax policy

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VI KINGS

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have sex (with black women)

>WE WERE SUPPOSED TO WIN THE CULTURE WAR!!!!!!!

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YAS QUEEEN

I'm not.
The MCU was garbage in the past, and will be garbage in the future.

who cares
we GUARDIANS now

CUTE!!

commie shills forking over their wagecuck monies to support a global capitalist entertainment hedgemony because they sell you faux feminism.

honey the SJWs aint win shit.

>I’m going to make a lot of changes around here
What did she mean by this?

Black Widow handled Hulk cock too, remember Avengers?

So she just completely got away with:
1. desertion
2. hundreds to thousands of years as a slaver, sending people to their deaths
3. kidnapping and torturing her crown prince, getting sociopathic enjoyment out of it.
Were we supposed to forget all of that?

Remember when Loki killed thousands of people and Agent Coulson?

>hundreds to thousands of years as a slaver, sending people to their deaths
Was this what she meant that she would implement several changes?

They are probably gonna give the throne back to thor after he gets fit and is ready to settle down after years of traveling.

looks like a brazillian tranny

ASGARD IS NOT A PLACE.
ASGARD IS A PEOPLE.

LAND AND HISTORY DOES NOT COUNT, ONLY CULTURE (WHICH WE CONTROL.)

She's a slut!

>muh POOOOOOOOOOL
tl;dr

>queen of maybe a couple hundred people in a fishing village
>meanwhile Thor gets to go on fun space adventures with GOTG again
I don't see the problem

probably a lot more shitting on the streets, rape and murders. Happend every time blacks took over

He's handsome so that's ok.

Based

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Can't wait for the meme review guest hosting

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All male children will be forced to take hormones

Its implied that she is holding the community together because thor went into isolation and abandoned his responsibilities. They undercut the scene where thor crowns her immediately after though. Thor realised he was not worthy to rule anymore, but then starts eroding Quills authority before he even puts down his bag.

Probably start focusing on improving the squalor that rocket comments on when they arrive.

Literally the only MCU "villain" that did nothing wrong.

The Queen of like 20 drunkards and 1 fornite played made of rocks. I am ok with that.

Soon to be renamed Lezgard, amirite?

Zendaya is not MJ though

Her head is exceptionally large and rectangular.

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Marvleliberals love it

It goes so counter to the "muh jews promoting racemixing" narrative. Only explanation is that they knew it would make people more racist and cause division that way.

>queen of a place they will most likely never visit again
>thor part of the based guardians
based as fuck

Literally repulsive

Based and redpilled

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damn, this is the bitch from rush hour 3 right?

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chekin and kekkin

haha pol you appear in the funniest of places

Where's the cutie?