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be healed by wholesome alita

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first for cute neko alita

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Inb4 I have to go to work

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First for Yandere Rosa

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fucking captcha

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What do you guys think of this game mod

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>hello again!
>fellow cyborg
>cyborg fellas

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would be better if she was wearing cammy's costume...

what game is that?

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Here's a challenge: You can have all the money in the world, and I mean, infinite money. Or, you get the Alita trilogy, 3 hours, rated R, extended cuts on Blu-ray, and you get to have a cameo in the film and go to the premiere. Now, in the first option, you can't use the money to make the sequels happen. Which do you pick?

CAVEMAN CHAD
LASTMAN STANDING

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Super street fighter 4 PC

I swear that even if Rosa did cocaine and bashed cops with a transparent suitcase full of rhino horns. Ya'all would still give the deviant a pass all because she played Alita.

She clearly has issues in her private life.

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trilogy, besides money can't buy anything anyways

Good Evening Alitans
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Infinite money. I'll use the money to befriend Cameron and then use my words to make the sequels happen. #loopholes

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Well it's the closest I'll ever come to getting the shit beat out of me by Alita so I'm all for it.

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stfu zapan, your face called, said soccer practice is over, PICK IT UP!

Honk honk

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I like how I'm actually struggling to answer this question.

Realistically, I'll probably be pressured by family and friends to pick the cash. Which I would.

But, if fully in charge, I'll pick the trilogy.

Of course, this is on the assumption that the trilogy would never exist if picked the cash options.

I love you anons.

If you wake up at a different time, in a different place, could you wake up as a different person?

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>War Crimes all gone

Well, ain't that convenient.

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She welcome to be my obsessive Yandere gf anytime...

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That shit happened 300 years ago dude, give it a break..

user ... believing in an Imax re-release

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That's the smooth shit right there. Bless.

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Anyone have this without birds?

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all according to the plan
don't tell Miller

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Has anyone actually play the mobile game?
Im surprised i never heard of it until i searched

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How many threads along is HALITAH general?

No, because it looks like complete shit.

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Huh never seen that before, is it official tho?

And that would be around 430~ nearly.

>430~ nearly.
Beautiful.

I've tried.

>Play Alita game.
>You can't play as Alita

Yeah official. Im gonna download it to see whats like

caveman chad shouldve been hugo

you'll never wash away the blood

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This poor sod's never had a waifu

Who?

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trilogy just to be close to Rosalita and say how much i love her
maybe take some creepshots of her feet

i see you're a man of culture as well

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human rayla

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This cracks me up

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Why are the seat cushions raw beef

I don't know why I read General Thread UTAH

Lol

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Who?

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Boobs and Ass is fun and culture.
Feet is for stomping weak dicks.

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Mmm

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the patricians choice is:
tits > feet > axila > tummy > ass

what am I looking at here

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Is that the game???

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Need a
>SCARED
edit of this just for these pictures, what the fuck

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feet > armpits >>>>> literally anything else

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>tfw played enough SL to recognize a VR simulator

amen to that

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>go back and read classic alita
>try reading all of alita's dialogue in rosalita's voice, ido's in christoph's, etc
>mfw it works

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OFFICIAL /ALITA/ FETISH RANKINGS
FEET>ASS>>TITS
(POWER GAP)
>>>>TUMMY
(MEGA CHASM GAP)
>>>>>>>>>>PITS

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I kinda wanna get it just for the laughs

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Just downloaded the other gam, it's your typical run of the mill chinese mmorpg mobile game, pretty meh desu.

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>get home from work
>see new thread
>first posts are comfy
ahhh comfy friday posting.

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Very strange desu

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>I KNEW I SHOULDN'T HAVE LET YOU INTO MY HOUSE, user

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trilogy, no hesitation. I don't need to be rich and using that option to make many others happy is reward enough.

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Beware, though, there's some Alita-lewding creeping in

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shitposting/lewdposting is almost ritualistic in the beginning of a thread. It's lame as fuck but I can tune it out pretty easily now.

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Where my big gorilla dick niggas at? Shits getting tough just had to 1v1 the best adaptation of deckerman I've ever seen...

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No, someone made an Alita environment and characters in Second Life.

I want to hug Alita.

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What game is that? Are those enemies created by users or are the devs copyright infringing?

you're gonna have to catch one then.

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I want Alita to hug me.
Any girl, actually.
Just once.
After that I can just die and end it.

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Set the bar higher.
Go for a kissu.

I think its a officially licensed game, as it had Lightstorm entertainment listed as helping in development, and the into to the game looked very professional and well done. As for the mechanics and game play... Ehhh its a phone game, its what you expect.

Pointless if I can't even succeed with the bar on the floor.

That's not comfy, user.

You'll only want a kissu after a huggu, trust me I'm in that phase.

Great. Better to not try then since I won't get that far. Excuse me, I'll be leaving the comfy alone now.

But user, we CAN get that far, together. We will not be lonely losers forever!

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das gay tho

Oh, that's the Alita game? Is it like that Shadowrun game? Focused on grinding for loot?

>/ALITA/: Drunk Lonely Anons on Friday Evening

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>mfw it's actually just me an alitans are chads and stacys

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Thisgame:

Lord knows I'm not a chad.

>me on the right

>all that exposed skin on sonya

Absolutely problematic

Ya, pretty similar I think! don't even play that bad, but int nothing exceptional either. Cool to have an Alita game tho.

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I wonder if you ever see Alita in the game itself

sup Rosa

>posting my first vidya crush in the flesh

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You would think Alita would at least greet your generic character.

But it really should have been a motorball game that works like Asphalt.

For me, it was Lara.
Shame what happened to her.

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>ok Alita you have that look on your face
>what did you do this time?
>comon tell the truth

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are we getting this scene in sequel?

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Should really just spank her as soon as you come home every day.
You might not know what she did, but she does.

Jashugan is kind of a cheater honestly.
With his modded brain and all.

>spank her
But she isn't a child. Stop being lewd.

Theres also a fighting game on the app store

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When's web/bluray due for this? I missed the film while it was being shown at the cinema

>implying I was talking about punishing her

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Alita's arm is disproportionate

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She's a cyborg so...

Iron City is pretty comfy for a shithole.

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Not soon enough. June 25th is what I've heard

99

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>Unstopable

That's a long wait... Thanks man :(

*synth noises intensifies*

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You are all aware that the doll body is never coming back right? The sequels will not be comfy or healing.

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>Using the WETA figure model as a character's profile picture.

Jesus... yeah Fox definitely didn't green light that shit.

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>*loud vangelis farting noises*

good, i wanna see PUNISHED alita

I will be drinking and I am a bit lonely but
I have some modest Chad characteristics so I'm not wallowing in self-pity about it. I could easily date right now. But I have my own personal stuff going on and I'm not in the right headspace for it.

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Ali would get lost in here for hours....

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I need a collection of all the scenic panels. These are so cool.

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Fair enough I guess

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All the more reason to keep supporting /ourgirl/.

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she might not be as naive and goofy as she was but she's still Alita and anytime we see her old self shine through it'll be worth it.

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>Where'd the river go?

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Alita still has cute moments even as the manga's Punished Alita. /ourgirl/ will still be with us

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We might not even see the berserker body that much either in the sequel if cameron decides to expand on the motorball arc from the manga. Who knows we might even see the imaginos body as well.

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the art evolution of her gets so good looking.

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did you make this bro?

these are unsettling fren

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No is from the bootleg fighting game

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the shirts remind me of the shirts you could make with the palette thing in animal crossing

Better than that MMO shit.

So CUTE

What are my Alitafrens up to tonight? Any OC cooking?

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>alitatickets is STILL lying about /ourgirl/ being back in theaters

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hanging out here, drinking painting models, music. Regular /comfy/ shit. Can't think of any OC because I'm pretty amateurish anyways. I HAD been planning on making something for the Berzerker Workout. Which was mostly just a cleaned up pic with the regimen and a few pics of Alita in her workout clothes. pic related was the last OC I made and it's not the best, so if an user can do better please do.

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>ywn lovingly make hot cocoa for alita while you watch her gaze out the window at the falling snow, occasionally stirring under her blanket or sighing happily or looking over at you to make sure you're still there

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I’m at a friends party regretting my decision because I feel exhausted and the only thing keeping me alive in the loud music

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What kind of music fren

This.

dinner, a shower, and then off to bed

lol, I love this one, user.

Good job.

>Tfw a big cinema chain brought her back for one day across the UK in like 2 weeks, only for the screening to be for seniors (60+), and they're the ONLY ones left on this island screening the god damn movie...
>What have I done to deserve this....?

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thanks surprised nobody did it first desu but it's really shitty so please, make it better than me.

No. I don't want to see /ourgirl/ getting killed in gratuitous, over-the-top ways.

It's cold user, you should go pull the blanket over her shoulders to keep her warm and give her a little kiss goodnight without waking her.

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you're right, fren. COMMENT REDACTED.

Why would they bring her back only for one day only for seniors? Was she tracking well with the elderly?

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I bet Alita can boop even in her sleep. Can't risk it.

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Every time someone tries to get her with a fatality she just shrugs it off and kills them anyways

>*does precisely what you said*

Just a little peck on the cheek.

:3

Not sure, but its for some Seniors club this chain runs every Thursday. But Ima just show up and say I didn't know about it being only +60 and just basically grovel to get in. As I doubt there will be many people even in the screening.

a-alright here I go

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I'm torn between which pic is the most comfy...
and I made them both

I install as little on my.phone as possible. It all scrapes your data.

It cant be worse than what happened in the movie....

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But do they have...

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Comf

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I want to CUDDLE

>Gettin' a little too comfy up in here...

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No one messes with Alita during comfy time.

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YES

Zapan a bitch!

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>yoink

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How did the left Alita come into being?

not sure one of the anons made it a few days ago
also
>blessed digits

Can't drink. Wife is studying for nurse school, and I'm caring for our 7 week old

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>...
>hey user come here i have something to ask you

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Do you think Wonka has an oranges in there? All I saw were apples and shit. Imagine little poncho Alita dipping oranges into the chocolate river and eating them.

>*leans in*

I hope so. It was one of her finest moments

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Could you trick Alita into having sex without her knowing what you are doing?

>"HEY ALITA, i need to fix your internal system. Close your eyes and bend over. You need to close your eyes to reset the internal program.

> whats that user why are you humping my butt! Oh nothing im just cleaning your exaust ports. It will take a minute. We need some "oil" to be released from my pipe"

> thanks user i will be good as new

>...
>...
>wanna cuddle?
>i know i'm not soft and warm like people with real bodies but we can pretend
>it's okay if you don't want to...

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>we can use my hair blower to warm you up. Not a problem.

we already got her holding her heart out though

>The sequels will not be comfy or healing.
There are moments.

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>can you trick Alita into having sex
uh that's rape hombre

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>well... maybe if we get close enough you can warm me up with your body heat

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How would Alita go about asking Ido to install some private parts for hugo to use?
How would she even explain it?

she could have tried to ask Chiren

>I sense mischief, but okay...

IS THIS AN ACTUAL CUTOUT???

Almost certainly, and Ali would eat the lot.

Dunno some user posted it.

lol I think it is

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I swear to God it's not me.

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>OH FUCK

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>okay now lets get comfy together

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weapons grade comfy, wtf man

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>youtube.com/watch?v=llDMztU5JGk
Some ambiance to go with that...

>CutOut prints his cutouts to share a home with papercraft friends

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>roleplaying

C'mon, guys

2d waifu best waifu

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If I had one cutout friend it would be at least one friend that I had.

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actually she probably would have done pretty well, it just would have been a different Alita
we're your friends, fren

>natalie portman

Nooooooooooooooooo

only girls I see working besides Rosa are Ana and Emma Stone. That's basically it.

Okay, I'll cut you out too.

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Lol they wouldnt need any cgi for the eyes with emma stone haha

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Hi frens

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Hey bby

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Hi hospital visit Rosalitafren

Thompson>Stone>Roberts>>>Watson

She's also very goofy and down to Earth. I haven't really seen Ana outside of The Witch so idk what she's like really. Emma seems genuine though and that's why she'd have been a better pick than Nat who doesn't seem as natural.

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women complain about not having pockets, they should wear hip satchels and stuff

h-hi Rosa.

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I don't know about Natalie Portman as Alita, but I sure do know about that floof.

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Wait, why don't women's pants have pockets? This isn't the 1930s anymore. Why don't all modern women's jeans and pants have pockets?

most of them do have pockets but they're extremely small and basically non-functional

Handbags and purses, user

Asking the wrong question.
Why don't WOMEN BUY PANTS WITH POCKETS AND STOP BLAMING MEN FOR HOW GODDAMN RETARDED THEY ARE?
/rant

You really love the floof don't you user?

She already looks like alita without cgi

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>You are all aware that the doll body is never coming back right? The sequels will not be comfy or healing.
Are you for real, nigga? THAT'S WHAT WE WANT!

floof is good!

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again, I'm glad we have Rosa but I'm also happy to know one of a handful of actresses I truly like would've made a fantastic Alita. It's a good feel.

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This girl could be the perfect allita too

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>look this almost perfect
>ruin it by wearing closed-toe shoes
WHY

i agree

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go nuts fren. I'm sure you'll find something in there. Anyway as much as I love Emma, back to ALITA posting.

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woof, sorry.

fucking copypaste gdit just go to /hr/ you'll find all you desire

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Just watched Endgame.
Man, if reviewers claimed that Alita had plot holes or inconsistencies, then they should hate Endgame, it’s full of nonsense.
Unironically Alita feels more complete even with the ending

>when do you do actually have motor dysfunction

I'm sure they would've done well but there's something about Rosa's personality that shines through and makes her performance as Alita perfect.

almost wish I watched these stupid movies just so I'd have context for Endgame just so I could take a cutout and leave a huge dog turd on it.

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...

>Comeon and play some fackin motahbawl already!

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as much as I like Emma I'm glad we got Rosa, don't worry fren.

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somebody please help me do more ATHF oc

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What's with the unnaturally large eyes? I can't fap to this.

user....this...this is a tranny...

You are in the wrong place in several ways, friend

you're not supposed to fap to it
go see the movie user

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you won't be doing any of that anymore.

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Kino cutout

not mine but this was

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What's with those eyes?

Post more of these cute and silly Alita faces

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Cute

are you lost user

Ò)-(Ó Alita
Is best Alita

UWU

Woah, there's some precedent to her eating chocolate, I thought they just made that up in the movie cause it was cute.

yes there are several little references that are from different parts of the manga and other more obscure sources

everybody comment whatever so we can hit bump limit
I'll make the bread when we get there

where are the shitposters when you actually need them?

looking forward to fresh bread
I need cute alita pictures

oh shit we hit image limit already?

enough pussy footing around huh?

Such as?

if only SOME PEOPLE didn't waste picture slots posting IRRELEVANT actresses

chill out fren, we were close to 150 anyways.

Slow day today frens

Majority of women don't buy them because these aren't form fitting enough.
And it's bad in the female hierarchy.

it was hussling and bussling in the morn, but it slowed down a bit. it's fine i prefer slower threads

rude

Watch out guys. It's the NO FUN police!

I jest though..

Yeah i posted emma
So what.
New thread coming soon
Relax girl

I did too. And I also posted 2 Rosas to make up for it.

I saw Endgame earlier today... haven't been that disappointed in a movie in years. Just atrocious, hard to believe the same guys also directed Winter Soldier.

At least I still have Alita

since we've got a bit to go for next bread... what was so bad about it? I have 0 interest in it and haven't watched ANY of the movies building it up (I think? idk how these Marvel movies tie together) but still curious to see what others think.

Yeah it wasn't that great and we'll still be here with open arms waiting for you

I love that both me and hf took a shot at writing this independently since it's SO fucking cozy.

There are movies I turn my brain off to and I met with some friends to watch it so I loved it! It didn’t feel like three hours.
There were a shit ton of plot holes but the end fight was great.
Iron Man’s and Cap’s stories came for circle

it was incredibly bloated for how much they had to fit in. it did not need to be 3hs

not that user, but my issue with it was that the time travel is way too convoluted and makes little of sense with it's rules unlike say back to the future, terminator, or even hot tub time machine. which they even reference in endgame.

for goodness sakes even days of future past has better time travel rules for a comic book movie

They kind of made fun of themselves and basically told the audience “yeah we don’t know how this works either so just enjoy the movie”

i won't mind so much if they didn't beat me over the head with it.

Oh yeah speaking of, holy shit am I sick of pop culture references. I'm so glad Alita had none.

I can handle that sort of handwaving but it sounds like they thought they were being clever early on only to realize they didn't know what they were doing. That's lame.
I liked that movie but X-Men stuff is the only 'superhero' stuff I enjoy because the universe is so much more contained.

Just pretend infinity war is the true ending and thanos did nothing wrong

>sick of pop culture references
but user, don't you LIKE instantly dating your movie/tv show with a throwaway gag that will be incomprehensible in 15 years? This is why Cheers and Frasier are so rewatchable. Virtually no contemporary references.

I also posted Rosa lol

Don't wanna be a chump and post spoilers so soon, but I hated it because it felt like the movie was one giant MCU easter egg. Constantly jokingly referencing past films. Way too much forced comedy, felt like it was directed by James Gunn. Not to mention how they completely ruined Thor. I felt like I was cringing for half the movie. After how much I enjoyed Infinity War, Endgame was garbage to me.

It's honestly the better ending. universe it reduced to half, and everyone is better off. sure some people were sacrificed, but pollution is down by 50%

oh man on that same note, the fortnite tie in and the "dab" are going to seriously date endgame.

I honestly would have been happy with Infinity War being the conclusion to that story. Disney should have left it at that and waited a while and rebooted with ALL Marvel characters, the mutants and F4 included.

No spoilers but:
They shit on thor big time
They shit on cap america
GIRL POWER
Valkirie is more important than ever
Time travel is shit

Also that ham fisted relationship between hulk and black widow that got introduced out of nowhere and never got resolved.
bravo wheadon bravo

i mean idgaf if you do because I will never watch it unless I'm on a plane or something. /alita/ might be the only place that doesn't give a shit.
>fortnite references
woof that's not a good look

>Thanos only kills 50% of white people in usa
>leaves all other minorities intact
> crime soars to 80% more
>based thanos destroys america

hey they have an /endgame/ general up. I wonder if they'll make it to #100

my friend was really upset about they way they treated thor and the hulk. what is the point of making thor strong in his previous film only to reduce him to joke in the big finally

>>fortnite references
>woof that's not a good look

Involving thor no less

That would be great
Everyone stays dead, then the new phase of the MCU is the OG avengers do the whole time travel/alternate universe thing to gather the “new” (same actors) superheroes from other dimensions/timelines to kill Thanos. Could use this fuckery to bring in the F4 and X men, some characters like Miles Morales from the future or something.
Then they could all have a final epic battle with Thanos and before he dies Thanos explains he was really sparring the planets with most potential from Galactus and this sets up another MCU phase

woah i dont remember that being in the movies.

Hulk is fucking creepy making cutesy faces and smiling.
Uncanny valley

> hulk looked kinda hot in some scenes....

Fuck my life

:/

I don't mind pop culture references, as long as they're a way for the artist to pay homage to others in his work, but they're really distracting and unnecessary when they're in your face in a movie in a way to cater to some audience, I agree.

you've gone TOO far it's time to leave sir

I was too, I don't get how the Russo brothers made Thor so awesome in Infinity War and then did this to him. I felt like I was watching some slapstick comedy. The Hulk was just as bad.. I find it hard to even call that thing the Hulk

fresh bread

kaos looks like that?!

i know it aint kaos that was the ig as cyborg but i dont feel like looking it up and also kais was there when he fought with that dude

Get a hooker and she will do anything you want.