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Endgame audience reactions
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this is what i imagine reddit to be if it were a physical forum rather than online
Whistling is the absolute worse cancer of them all. Holy shit.
Me in the bottom left
#Bernie2020
HA, WHAT IS THAT?
IS THIS WHOSE CALLING ME NON-WHITE?
AMERICANS, HAHAHAHA
>This is America
There's a woman too busy texting on her phone to watch the movie.
That one is peak millennial.
They can't be Japanese right? Surely they must be Chinese or some other low brow shitpeople?
I just watched it, some fat guy in the back kept losing his mind to every little thing in the movie while I just sat and took in the scent of a drunk guy beside me.
Boring movie, plot holes out the ass, and I am glad its over, and I hope I never see another Avengers movie as long as I live.
Infinity War was great.
Endgame was a fucking mess.
reddit is almost all white liberals while /pol/ is non-white white supremacists
>almost all white liberals
there's a ton of nerdy spics with no dads too
>everyone in the pic is fuckin fat
Fucking kek !
> When this is your species.
This is not normal. A few years back, even the most hardcore nerds wouldn't react this way. You cannot look at this and look at all the stupid shit /pol/ says about these beta male open mouth creatures and not think that maybe, just MAYBE they're right about some things. This really, really isn't fucking normal. It's one thing to hang out with other fans of what you like, yes, it's another to borderline WORSHIP it to the point of stupor where you fucking cry. This is funny at first but frankly, it's just horrifying to see what these "men" and women become on the day by day, just consuming this flashy garbage.
This is what our cuck forefathers fought the nazis for kek
> all the arm rests are up.
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Disney fans
>Dont be american
>Go into cinema
>There is a group of 4 kids talking and making alot of sounds after the big battle ended while all teh sad parts where happening
>Tell them to stfu or ill kick them out myself
>They understand because its not america and people need to be polite when others are watching a film they paid for
Such is life
cringe
This actually makes me understand the film a lot more. It was made for the retarded foreigners, not for sophisticated adults. All films will be like this now. Glorified anime weeb shit.
Those are Chinese people you melt
God Americans are disgusting.
>things that never happened
I get it that they are having fun. I cheered a bit too. But listening to that, that's excessive.
At this point it’s not geeks/beta males. Superhero movies have pretty much become a religion at this point.
It’s funny cause you can pretty much worship these characters but being religious will get you weird looks in most places. And Unfortunately I don’t see this superhero nonsense ending anytime soon.
If I’m at home with friends I might clap or holler at a movie cause usually I’m drunk. At the theater? I shut the fuck up.
is the rest of the movie like that too? they just kinda appear and pose? that looked extremely boring iibh
What the fuck? I thought Japs were based, why are they acting like burgers?
of course it's not normal, which is why he became a meme. the majority of nerds who are obsessed with this shit are not acting the way he did.
>me bottom left
Guys who cry like that because of a trailer are the ones who don't cry when their friends or family members die. He's literally shaking and choking. And some thought he was faking it.
credit score SNAPPED
>Japs
You're an actual idiot.
/pol/ > rettarded
Oh god, I'm truly blessed to have been born in Finland, there was no sound from the whole 400 head audience during this scene or any other "hype" scene. A few muffled laughs here and there, but mostly just silent. I feel sorry for anyone who has to endure this, I truly do.
Reminds me of that clip of some kind of indian cinema with no chairs. Everybody was just standing around and shouting at the movie
Can I come in user? do you have neetbux there? (I'm white).
>while /pol/ is non-white white supremacists
tru tha
My fellow nordic
In India you are supposed to cheer and clap at movies. If you don't, you're the awkward one.
>go to kids movie
>no kids anywhere
>/pol/
discarted, /pol/ is on the very same level of cringeness
satire?
whats with the sunglasses
You've never heard of 3D glasses?
imagine the smell
Kids movie with a beheading?
Yeah? Star wars and LotR have tons of beheadings in them too.
like cattle
somebody fucking edit it to be blacked.com like the other one
Fag
I had no idea they dubbed the films in other languages
if you are so wise, then do you spend your whole day shitposting on Yea Forums?
Was that Japanese? I thought it was Chinese.
there were tons of sessions and im my half filled theater you just have to deal with people that make you feel bad not for just sharing a common interest, but for share the same planet.
all these 'ha' moments, common on marvel movies, deserved an annoying bunch of LOLS and one guy one chair after me was so immerse that was impressive - bordeline throwing punches in the air and shit.
i dont know, i get that it was ten years of waiting, this guy start watch this with 12 years and now he is 22, but shit man, its sad.
cattle defines.
im glad it over, for me.
come back if they do a good job at the x-men and fantastic four, but there was so much HIV already sprinkled all over this movie that i think disney has every creative person by the balls to do their propaganda.
Pretty sure it's Chinese. Japanese people are much more introverted and quiet. You are not even allowed to speak on your phone while riding the train with others.
Americans are so fucking ugly, Jesus Christ.
imagine the smell in there and the mess left afterwards.
americans are fucking disgusting
T levels are dropping like a rock. At this point a 95yo who fought in WWII has more T than your average 25yo.
wow burgers really do drink 2 liter cups of coke in one sitting, what pigs.
no wonder you're all obese
10 internets to the first person to spot the Harold and Kumar Asian guy
/pol/ is always right, like it or not
>$100m already in China not including the weekend
>went to an 11PM showing last night
>mostly college age neckbeards and blacks
>a few people tried to clap at certain moments
>nobody joined them
>the movie ended and nobody clapped
>had a decent conversation with the guy next to me during the credits
based local theater. too bad it was $16 for a drink and popcorn, or else i would go back
thats not a fucking argument. how does being beta male or Yea Forums user address the fact that grown adult men are making videos of themselves having emotional breakdowns and crying watching a Disney advert?
and all you have to say apparently is
>HUE HUE UR ON Yea Forums LOSER!!!!!
okay right, here we are on Yea Forums....
why is this faggot CRYING about fucking CAPESHIT?
Far right middle
why are half the people not wearing 3D glasses?? do people actually do this? pay extra for "3D" and then watch it in blurryvision?
They don't need the glasses, the already got the eyes
I hate movie theaters and crowd.
Nietzsche tried to warn us
Just came back from watching this, when Black Panther returned, all the women got moist and starting yelling "MY KING", all the blacks started yelling "WAKANDA FOREVER" and last but not least, some pale, white, old lady stood the fuck up and yelled "T'CHALLA MY KING" and melted into her most sit.
I am a black dude and I honestly felt embarrassed with the reactions.
At the same time, when Cap got the hammer I lost my fucking mind so am I any better?
Capeshit is professional sports for people with low T
yes, because there was a decade until this moment and "avengers... assemble".
it is understandable to feel emotion about these scenes, ebony channer.
I actually felt it coming and said "avengers assemble" at the same time as Cap. All the Cap scenes got me hype, when Starlord came back, I was pumped and Wanda going toe to toe with Thanos made my blood into hot magma energy.
Can someone just greentext me the movie so I don't have to pay to see it, please?
Tony stark and thanos die
I'm a nigger and I unironically want to help kill all the niggers, pics, and kikes. Nothing makes you hate niggers more than living next to them
based
i wanted him to scream the assemble, like giving orders to a troop, but ok.
another thing that i didnt like and its a marvel current thing is taking away the EPICITY of this moment to put a little joke with the chinese guy and strange.
huge antman coming up woth hulk and rocket was cool tought.
the end is fucking fan service at the best way possible - in perspective i think the movie kind drag at some parts, but all the jokes about the civil war fight scene are over now: they did a scene that will take years to be forgotten.
and just like infinity war, it felt like a comic book.
the 'i am iron man' was also beautiful. just like the end of the first movie. full circle. goosebumps, not gonna lie.
thats the problem now: top that will be so... fucking... hard. they will have to pick up the x-men and do them justice, no one care about brie larson and her desire for inclusive bull shit.
I wanted him to scream assemble to but I got it and the worthy hammer scene with Cap so I will take it.
the joke was funny and quick, at least they didn't drag it or put it in a really weird spot.
Agree on Antman/Hulk/Rocket scene, Scott finally got to do something cool.
The beginning kind of drags, as in the getting the band back together scene dragged when the they went to get Hulk and Thor. The stone retrieve kind of dragged as well with the Cap butt jokes and Antman/Ironman back and forth but the final scene was the best kind of fanservice so all can be forgiven.
I felt like I was actually getting comic book goodness for once, it kind of happens when you cram all the characters together.
To tell you the truth, I wasn't a huge fan of Ironman but I still felt it when you said that line and I was happy. I thought he was going to quip right there but he didn't and I was happy.
I really want a Wolverine versus Hulk thing but lets see if they can do them justice first. Brie Larson can suck my cock and I was happy when Captain Marvel got bitch blasted out of the way.
There were some scenes I was totally fine with the cheering, like Cap with the hammer and Avengers Assemble, but the assholes at my theater were clapping for literally every fucking scene with a slight quip
Nerd culture was co-opted by mass culture, turning it from a collection of niche interests into a popular status symbol. I can't imagine any of the basement dwelling nerds who would read comics in their basements and play Quake in their unlimited free time and reaping the benefits of their interests finally becoming acceptable.
>faces of the USA
Thanks mate, time to fap
thats the problem.
and the laughing. every fucking scene. youre there like 'oh, ok, kinda clever' and the whole place goes down like theyre watching eddie murphys delirious.
delirious is shitty boomer reddit humor, good job exposing yourself as a fat fucking neet cunt ya dweebish soiboi
why isnt everyine wearing them? can you see it without the specs? last movie in cinema i watched was the avengers 3d but kept the specs on
people are clapping more at these things because religion isn't the social glue for anyone anymore.
I could make a video like that and I wouldn't be faking it
it's called acting
this
spic here
fucking hate these fags and indios
also hate sudacas
someone needs to make like a rifftrax except for audiences all over the place. I wanna know what it's like to watch a movie with an audience this lively. bonus if it was in surround.
spic here, i hate everyone, including crackers
There isn't a single attractive person in this image.
Not even 01
So this is how much the Chinese love MCU.
>retarded foreigners
Plenty of retarded Americans love this too. Retardation does not discriminate on nationality.
>tfw watching wargames and wondering what the fuck happened
seriously I don't even know what movies are anymore
Everyone of these fuckers look like they are on a strict diet of fried chicken, cheese and soda
what
welcome to Brazi- I mean the U.S.A.
I get being respectful towards a more serious film, something that strives towards being art, but this? This was made for people to holler at. This is literally men in spandex punching alien, why wouldn't people clap and yell, and why would you get mad about that on this flick? Only thing you might miss is some quip referencing the 80s.
If you don't want this kind, of shit watch a different fucking movie.
>i’m white
But finns aren’t so i don’t see how that’s relevant
honestly I'm not sure how to feel about all this. first the star wars drama, now this... it's all so unnerving.
>Those who have never wept for the Earth will not save it, for they never loved it. How could they have loved it if they never wept for it? Could we claim to have loved a daughter who died, if we never wept for her? Mercifully, they’ll never know it’s gone, never know it’s lost forever, because for them it was never there. Never know they are lost forever either. They’ve been watching television, and now they’re indistinguishable from television, and they’ll go on watching television, where ‘nature programs’ and ‘natural scenery’ are breathtaking on the imperishable film. Hyper-reality, the world in which everything is simulated and only the simulated is real, is here. This is it.
I am appreciating a film from a prior era and I can't imagine a film making people whoop and hollar so much but here we are today
Yes, the entire thing is posing
I feel like all these americans are pretending to be comic book nerds. I doubt they read the comics growing up. They just want to be part of something. Faux nostalgia
Spending your time reading that trash is not something to be proud of. Read a book.
This is the real reaction and you'll understand why
People really fall for this shit
Only in poor people movies
outside of capeshit no one does that in my PXL movie halls. Fuck you normshit
spic here and i was looking at the crowd with the most profound disgust.
not that i dont look pathetic as well, but these people have no sense of self, they dont know how to behave socially.
specially the zoomers, who grown up with a fucking screen of some sort between them and the real world and simply cannot interact without apeing what they learn on sitcoms or on youtube.
>dopamine addicts.jpg
Imagine the smell
WOO WOO WOOOOO WOOOO
You're literally making shit up.
>avengers have assembled
>"assemble..."
it's okay to watch dumb shit from time to time, i love watching these things drunk, but these movies are the WORLD to them. that's what i find uncanny. those apeings and this movie are for them one of the most important moments in their lives.
I am serious, I am not making one lick of this up. When I went to watch BP, the same Wakanda forever shit was happening in the theater, hell it happened in various places outside of the theater too. As a black person myself, for some reason other black people really believe that Wakanda exists. Chicks apparently really dig Chadwick Boseman ad Tom Holland because they made my theater moist as fuck. Where do you even live?
Getting caught in the "nerds vs. fake nerds" is still petty tribalism, and is no better than Harry Potter houses or Game of Thrones kingdoms shit, and that is exactly what your jewish media overlords want you to do.
There's something fundamentally wrong with the s-o-y expression. It's freakish and unnatural. I'm not saying you can't be excited for something but it's an expression tailored for presenting to others. It's not a natural smile or even surprised expression.
I wish it was sincere enthusiasm but even that bald freak with the coldsore is doing it for an audience. He wouldn't if he wasn't filming his reaction.
I'm surprised you didn't get more (yous) because that is the most apt take on it I've ever seen on Yea Forums
yes. its way too cathartic. and the jokes are 'fun', they keep the thing moving, but most of people laugh out loud that being borderline retard is the only explanation.
and there was a teenager that was going to watch the movie with a spider man costume. for fuck sake.
I live in a shithole. Can't imagine how awkward it must have been for you to see white dudes scream WAKANDA FOREVER and other shite and for other blacks to kang it up like there's really a secret black utopia in Africa.
based Finngolians and their sheer autistic politeness
>this is your brain on capeshit
OH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEE
>people having fun is cringe
I live in the South and go 15 minutes to the state over to the theater. Usually my crowd is a bunch of white nerds, one or two black people, and one mexican guy but today the theater was half and half. I got cries of "WAKANDA FOREVER", "MY KING", "GURL POWER". I had two black kids with their grandmother behind me while the damn grandmother kept asking questions like "where did his children go" and "is that Tony's wife". Had a white chick more invested in the BP cast than I was. Star-Lord also didn't get any love in the theater but neither did Captain Marvel but Strange,Panther, and Spiderlad did. None of this shit is made up, just a strange reality where I am confused by most of the reactions.
It didn't have to be like this.
>Had a white chick more invested in the BP cast than I was.
absolute kek, so the Blacked memes are real.