predict their endgame reactions
Predict their endgame reactions
Like I give shit enough to watch 40 minutes of these fat washed up hacks and their loser friends """review""" Marvel presents Quipshit #4786. I'd have more respect if they cared enough to not go low effort and review Hellboy or Dumbo or something. I'd say High Life but they humiliate themselves when talking about anything other than a blockbuster or genre trash.
>On the 5 years later melancholy setup scenes: "I really liked that stuff I wanted more of that"
Mike will say it was fine for what it is. Jay will latch onto some aspect of the film and say it should;ve been more like that.
mike cries in happiness and thus begins his descent into old age mushbrain
Holy fuck dude you sound so deep.
Jay: It was okay
Mike: If you like superhero movies then you should probably watch this. Also I like the parts that were schlocky. It reminded me of Star Trek.
Rich Evans: *annoying reddit laugh*
>I don't know Mike, I didn't like it
>I guess it was overly long, and a little bloated, but I really enjoyed it
>ME TOO MIKE!
They will like it, I think that's obvious
Tepid endorsement. Jay will be disappointed by how they fix things and Mike will like it because it's total schlock.