Avengers: Endgame Complaint Thread

Let it out, Yea Forums, tell us how you really feel. I'll listen. Spoiler if it's plot related

>45 minutes too long
>Tons of filler, wasted scenes, bad dialogue, chaotic blurry fight scenes, overall a shitty screenplay
>literally 5 times more NEBULA SCENES than most of the entire MCU put together.
>that Thor-GotG scene at the end of the movie.
>No resolution for most characters.

pic related is me every fucking time this dumb bitch was on the screen instead of a relevant character. honestly 6/10 for me and I'm not even a hater.

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It was garbage compared to infinity war

Hulk gutted Thor and star lord are cucked. Too woke for me outta 10.

Thor became a neet dad bod

Hulk became a numale and hated violence

Tony was a decent character but was white so he dies

Steve was a problematic mysgonist and had to be sent back to his time

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Infinity War captured something real. The purge of 8 trillion human souls in accordance with the Georgia Guidestones

utter garbage. I regret watching it. I gave capeshit an honest chance, but this was the last one.

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why was the tone all over the place? it couldn't decide what kind of movie it should be

I cringed through my seat at that, and fat alcoholic thor playing fortnite, are you kidding me

Reminder that faggot Jews wrote this.

Did they completely fucking forget that Captain and Bucky are best friends?

It's just a painted water bag make-up'd onto his torso. Google "Fat Thor Endgame"

I agree with basically everything you wrote, more or less. Especially the middle of the movie and the time travel being terribly convoluted and not well executed. I mean good God, they literally wrote multiple "how stupid is this" jokes into their own screenplay because they knew how bad it was and were subconsciously insecure about it.

Can someone explain what the fuck Strange was doing with the water tornado and how did Stark trick Thanos with the glove? pointing his finger?

They've barely spoken to each other in about 70 years

Karen Gillan must have sucked and fucked the Russos very hard for them to give her that many more scenes and even have two of her on screen at the same time

Basically no reaction.

It's social-engineering for the Modern Globalist era we're in, a White Aryan God of Lightning is unacceptable, so he must be emasculated in all spiritual, mental, emotional, and even physical (fat body) ways. Everything he built up for... thrown away to a nigger woman.

PERFECT SYMBOL FOR HOW HOLLYWOOD VIEWS WHITE MEN, CHRISTIANITY, AND HANDING OVER THE FUTURE TO THE "NEW AGE AVENGERS" LIKE BRIE LARSON AND THE DIVERSITY SQUAD.

And Rogers just started a superhero civil war for him

Scarlet Witch was so sidelined

and where the fuck was Vision?

Vision died before the snap

that was more about a point of principle than him wanting to put his dick inside cucky

I clapped when Cpt. America took Mjolnir

it was the made of the same nano shit as the rest of his suit, I imagine once he grabbed onto it he could control it to move the stones to his hand, when it shows he's got them they're still sort of moving around and lining up into position.

she must have sucked and fucked most of the MCU directors since she keeps getting top roles in these stories despite being a totally uninteresting character with an utterly bland performance

If Infinity War was the only Avengers movie I have liked is this even worth paying to see?
The movie reads more like a phase 1 fellatio session tbqh

It's much worse than infinity war and basically exists solely to undermine it

Its plot was nonsensical even by MCU standards and it really went out of its way to shit on the few genuine MCU attempts at character development and themes, permanently reducing an already vacuous franchise to the level of a glorified light show. The only characters who got satisfactory treatment were Iron Man, Nebula, and Rocket.

Thor abandons his responsibility as king of Asgard, places it in the hands of someone he just met (who was also a slaver and murderer), and rides off into space to get drunk, play vidya, and hit things with his hammer, going completely against his character arc about coming into his own as a mature and wise ruler, which even the jokey shitty Ragnarok continued.

After making friends in the present and learning to let go and begin again, Captain America uses magic to force himself back into the past, steal another man's life, retcon multiple people out of existence, and fuck with the space time continuum in ways that won't actually help anyone (e.g. he doesn't stop 9/11 or anything) solely out of a selfish desire to live in the past forever. I particularly detest this ending because I think learning to let go of the past is a very important lesson.

After building up their confrontation with Thanos in his only actual pre-IW speaking role, the Guardians of the Galaxy play essentially zero role in his defeat and Star-Lord doesn't even get to redeem his mistake.

Even Thanos himself is changed into a generic brute and mustache twirler who loses solely because someone took his glove. The only relevant thing that followed him from Infinity War was the theme of sacrifice and the necessity of imperfect solutions, which was kind of half-assed but they at least made an attempt at tying in. Again, with Iron Man.

It almost matched the tone-deafness of Ragnarok with the joke/seriousness balance. I would not be surprised to find out that Hackiti wrote every single 'joke'.

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Why didn't they just have Ant Man shrink the gauntlet?

>Yea Forums always tries to be above capeshit and disneyshit
>still half the board is filled with threads dedicated to them
90% of you shit on capeshit, and yet 80% of this board watched this movie on release day, in a theatre packed with the "normies" "soys" "stacys" "chads" and all other little terms you try to distance yourself from the general population with. Ironically you're one of them. You're just too stupid and ironically despite the self-loathing, narcisistic to realize

It's truly, quite pathetic.

Sneed

>After making friends in the present and learning to let go and begin again, Captain America uses magic to force himself back into the past
He was the only one who actually liked having half the people gone, dumbass. He couldn't live with that.

What exactly is Thanos and how is he so powerful why are there no other beings as strong as him that look like his species?

Holy shit... this.

Half cosmic being, half-Skrull, and there WERE lots of others like him but they killed themselves in wars and famines.

since when did pepper potts have a suit and know how to use it?

"step aside boys we got this"
"SHEVENGERS ASS EMBLE"

Since Iron Man 3 if you want to get super fucking loose on "know how to use it"

>How does interacting with the past not diverge into new timelines if there are significant differences like Loki getting the Tesseract?
Retard. This bit was perfectly explained.

It's similar to Infinity War in terms of tone/style, but its premise is a huge self-masturbation and the story is extremely wonky as a result. If you like MCU movies you'll probably like it, but if not it's not going to convert you.

Whos the female iron man?

What they've done to Thor's character is criminal, especially since most people felt that Infinity War was the first time he was portrayed well.

Pepper

is there a slit around the pussy area that opens up so you can stick your dick in her

It's sad how the only way they could make Captain Marvel not fix everything perfectly was to write her out of the plot.
>this is a time-travelling mission that will save the universe and I have the power and ability to help out
>but fuck that, I gotta police some other planets instead

Are the rumours true that they actually do the "right in the infinity stones" joke with Star Lord?

In the comics, originally a Titanian. Later they retconned Titanians to be part of the Eternals who settled on Titan. Thanos being different because he is an Eternal with a Deviant gene.

Eternals were originally a superhuman race from Earth created from experimentation by the Celestial. They left to explore the universe.

lol, he's not skrull.

>pepper wait im supposed to be the leader

He doesn't actually say that.

What's the Stan Lee cameo?

Titanians are half-Eternal half-Skrull.

Gamora knees him twice in the crotch, he says "she missed on the first but got 'em both with the second."

Does anyone have that webm someone made of the Marvel movie intro thing that spells Capeshit instead? Please help.

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Brie Larson's vocal fry was the worst part of the movie

that and some of the unnecessary forced humor

>when black panther is running with the gauntlet you can see giant man in the background after a previous scene established that scott is doing something else
Was that Pym or just a mistake?

Can someone actually explain the powerlevels properly for me? Massive spoilers
So at this point everyone knows that Thanos killed 50% of the entire universe, and he was totally fine.
But then It took destroying the infinity stones to cripple him
So then when hulk brings everyone back, he gets crippled too. So Hulk = Thanos (at least in durability)?
Yet somehow Iron man dies only killing what? A couple hundred thousand AT MOST?
Shit makes no fucking sense.

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All the reviews I've read keep saying that one particular character is portrayed extremely badly and is not done any justice at all. Based on the leaks/spoilers I assume it's Thor, but some reviews imply that it's not. Is there another major character who is portrayed badly?

DAB!

Iron Man is just a human guy not a super-being.

According to fags, Cap.

Damn, can't believe he learnt to speak chinese just for his cameo

how did it have real stakes? it lacked all emotion because they previously announced it in 2 parts (for brainlets read: loss + redemption arc) and it's fucking capeshit (read: hero fights villain and villain wins)

Tony is a human, nothing more so nothing weird
Hulk is basically unkillable, and with enough rage stronger than Thanos

I'm not going to lie, I cried.

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No they aren't. Skrulls have nothing to do with it Thanos or Titanians. Titans are Eternal humans basically.

The Skrulls are Deviants of another race that Celestials experimented on. The Prime skrulls and Eternal skrulls were all killed off and the Deviants are what remains.

Personally I thought it was cool to see the female avengers. However anytime captain retard was on screen I wanted to beat the shit out of her with the power stone myself

At least he's only doing it to amuse some kids. When I first read that it happened I assumed he just randomly did it because Banner thought it was a cool gesture.

IW > Avengers > Endgame > MASSIVE POWERGAP > Age of Ultron

Explain how Thanos can fuck off in 2014 to go get killed in the future and still be around to do the Snap in 2019.

Oh right, you can't and you're a fucking moron who should kill himself.

It was in Universe X in 2001. They're all partially Skrulls.

time travel was so shit, not as bad as side plot in TLJ, but literally un necessary

>Implying you can ever have too much Nebula.

Haven't seen it yet, but surely the entire timeline is fucked beyond recognition if they just snatch the infinity stones from the previous movies? Do they end up closing that loop by replacing them or something?

did you even watch the movie you mongoloid? It was explained.

Im really interested to see how captain marvel affects the movies after this. They pretty much put in superman without any of the interesting downsides/quirks

I don't really mind Pepper since she pretty much grew into her role. Wanda is a qt3.14. I know how eveyone shits on her but I liked Valkyrie in Thor 3 and she looks pretty cool with a pegasus. Hope she isn't as obnoxious as Captain Fungus in Endgame

how then?

Except she said she was doing her thing and couldn’t be able to contact them for a good while in the scene literally right before Ant Man arrived and explained how they could even attempt to time travel? Hell, before they even solidified it pasts the idea stage and before they ever contacted Tony nor Bruce.

Come on, you Yea Forumsfags gotta do better to pay attention.

>It was garbage compared to infinity war
This so much

>Universe X
not cannon. loads of inconsistencies with 616.

Did Star-Lord did anything useful in this movie?

I'M SUPPOSED TO BE IN CHARGE

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This isn't 616.

The another obvious one, why didn't the gauntlet work like any other of Stark gear? So he could make it lose its form or just fly to him.

He did that with metal parts of his suit on Iron Man 2, why didn't he do with Nanotech.

And now thinking about that, why didn't he save an army of AI controlled suits to help him fight Thanos's army?

No.

That would be a lot of fucking suits.

I haven't watched this shit and don't intend to, but my brother who spoiled it for me since I didn't intend to, does Thor actually fucking play Fortnite?

>Did the women glee in happiness in your showing
Fuck diid they ever, about 50 girls all did a "SQEEEE!" noise at once with some "yea!"s mixed in. The guys were all quiet.

even the kids are internally cringing

I only dislike Valkyrie and Captain Marvel, all the other girls are qt3.14

if it's Superman rules they can just ass-pull whatever macguffin weaknesses and character weaknesses they want at any given moment.

Yes.

Do you think they wrote Captain Marvel as a pompous asshole to point out that no one would like her if she were a man with this level of narcissism?

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A ripoff of Darkseid, with some Metron thrown in for good measure.

when thanos says "i reduced the stones to atoms" I was thinking "oh well you have a super hero that can shrink to the size of atoms go collect the fragments"

>about 50 girls all did a "SQEEEE!" noise
>girls
I think you'll find that was the söyab0is

People love Tony Stark what are you talking about? The only reason Captain Marvel gets bad reception is she's cunty with no other character elements. 100% cunt.

Except that the Hulk from the MCU isn't that strong. We've seen him getting knocked out, lost to Thor a couple of times and lost to Stark's Hulkbuster.

We've not even seem him growing or getting much stronger because of the rage, and I honestly think his raw power got nerfed when he became Professor Hulk, but now he's smarter.

no, but 2 of the alien gladiators he was friends with were playing it in his house and thor went on the mic to threaten a kid named noobpwner69

Right?

That was supposed to be a cringy scene, with hulk trying to be cool for the kids, but coming off as a lame dad joke.

>no one would like her if she were a man with this level of narcissism
There are three or four notable male Marvel protagonists who are notable for very clearly being narcissists

1) It was simple conduit for one single thing they wanted to do. I’m sure they didn’t expect a time traveling fucking Thanos and goons to just suddenly appear.

2) After Ultron and how he turned that very same thing against everyone? I’m pretty sure everybody was against Tony doing that.

During the conversation between Hulk and ancient one. If they bring the stones back after they used them there will be no diferent timeline. Meaning that even though the thanos traveled into the future (where he dies / turns into dust) everything that lead to those events will still happen the same way as before.

Seconding the request.

Is thsi movie good? srs.

>fucks over Tony then goes to get his own family and gives up the super hero life
What the fuck Cap?

why didn't they just go with the infinity war comic plotline minus the death shit? it would even make sense with thanos allowing the avengers to take to the gauntlet due to his guilt over gamora in his subconcious or whatever.

They explained in the movie that you won't change the future by going to the past, you'll just create divergent timelines.

OP here. The best part of the movie was Jon Favreau, being like a mafia brother and taking care of Tony's daughter, offering her "all the cheeseburgers she wants" meaning he'll look after her, because of how loyal he is to Tony.

how did old cap even come about? did he come from the future?

Do you not get how THAT is writing her out?
If her only reason for not helping more is that there are other planets who need help, then shouldnt everyone else have a similar excuse?
" were not gonna keep looking for answers we need to help civilians and police parts of Earth."
No, instead the Avengers are trying to figure out what they can do about the snapped. Even after the 5 yr gap theyre still trying whereas CM isnt helping them at all.
Its a shitty cop out, a move that even the shit from DC hasnt been reduced to.

It honestly makes no sense in some scenes.
>Tony makes a completely unique gauntlet made for holding onto the stones
>turns out he can just fucking nano machine that shit in the end
>also he can wield all five stones and not just turn into fucking dust

>hype up the movie about how Captain Marvel is going to be the one who saves the day
>it's literally just Antman

Can't they just play the same "I was busy helping another planet on the otherside of the universe cuz I'm a badass" line?

>Yeah man there aren't any male Marvel heroes who are known for being smug self-satisfied assholes
Do you really want to open that particular box, user?

Can I get the quick rundown please? I don't intend to watch this garbage :)

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It started with Jon, it ended with Jon.

>why did they fuck over thor so hard?

Because Chris Hemsworth is a GOAT tier comedy actor

>surely the entire timeline is fucked beyond recognition if they just snatch the infinity stones from the previous movies? Do they end up closing that loop by replacing them or something?
That is exactly what they do, but all parallel timelines are real, they are their own alternate realities. This is how it works in the actual marvel comics as well. Traveling back in time and killing someone only affects that new timeline you just created, and not the one you came from.

This is how items can be taken from other timelines and two identical unique things or people) can exist i nthe same time. The on;y reason they returned the stones to those othertimelines was because the sorcerer supreme said those other realities would be doomed without them.

Every movie with Elisabeth Olsen juicy cleavage (I think its in her contract that she has to be filmed from above as much as possible) is good.

It was established before that continued contact with the stones is lethal for most beings. Using them would be, deductively, even more dangerous.

>still is and will always be the most useless character of the franchise

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No, but it's he commentates on another character playing it and it's implied that he does play it a lot in his spare time.
Also the Hulk dabs at one point.

Well it's the final movie in the "Infinity Saga" so the movies that come afterwards are irrelevant.

Not enough Liz

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Thanos is a Deviant Eternal that was bullied growing up around perfect-looking gods. He's got natural super-strength, telepathy, telekenesis and low-tier matter manipulation with a big brain, but as big a victim complex as Magneto. has all his facts right.

Thanos' big dream was to do the snap. But he saw from his future self that the snap was not the best solution.

>Nobody but the main 6 Avengers have any character development.
Because for most of them, this was their last movie. They needed a proper sendoff. They either died or retired. Thor will join the Guardians. Hawkeye probably retires. No idea what will happen with Hulk. The characters who got brought back are meant to continue in phase 4 and so on.

>is seen rigging up the time machine with wasp
>then promptly just disappears resulting in the van being destroyed
>wasp is also on the other side now
Literally what the fuck?

over half of the cast turns on waterworks at one point or another throughout the. entire. film. this contributed toward the
>45 minutes too long

I turned my brain of every scene Captain Marvel was in and it made the movie an 8/10 for me.

the useless therapy circle scene were the fag had to mention that he had a boyfriend about 12 times knocked it down at least one star the fem power scene took off another

>>literally 5 times more NEBULA SCENES than most of the entire MCU put together.
That's a good thing though. Are you one of those retards that doesn't like Nebula?

>why didn't he save an army of AI controlled suits to help him fight Thanos's army
They had almost 2 entire Avengers/Iron Man movies showing why building dozens of AI Iron Men was a bad idea

>handles an infinity stone without any tech

Is Hawkeye a God? Or Loki in disguise perhaps?

But she barely even appears, that means the movie is shit.

Oh please, the movie is mediocre to garbage as fuck, with or with out CM.

The time travel made sense for the while that it looked like it would be a self-contained loop. Then Loki gets the Tesseract and everything goes to shit.

This isn't X either retard, and there's more in common with 616 than X.

>noobpwner69
Damn, did Ant Man use quantum technology to travel back to 2006 to get that joke?

do we get any hint of the cosmic entities in the movie? Master Order/Chaos, TLT, Eternity, etc?

FORTNITE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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But in what fucking way could Captain Marvel even do that the others couldn’t with time travel?

She’s the equivalent to Superman, who in most cases is just the power house super brawler.

She’s not the smartest and doesn’t have the firsthand knowledge to any of the events that happened prior to literally this movie where she meets everyone. What reason would the others have to pull her from helping out the universe when their plan was originally suppose to be a quick in and out “time heist”? It’s not like they expected Thanos to time travel into their via Nebula fuckery.

>is part of the Yakuza
>never actually seen interacting with a boss and basically just solos his jobs
What?

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Maybe the effects from the stones vary depending on their associated power. It could also be that because the soulstone is so unique that you have to make a hard sacrifice for it it does not fuck you up right away.

>caring
>about
>capeshit
>unironically

I remember the good old days of Yea Forums
We'd mass spam spoilers for this crap and tell everyone that unironically cared about it to kill themselves

good times, wish I could go back

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I thought it was alright, they won't have the opportunity to do a scene like this in a long time now.
What I don't understand is how much Yea Forums(nel) is complaining about a loud crowd, the only time my audience said something was when Cap got the hammer

>Also the Hulk dabs at one point.
If you hadn't mentioned the fortnite shit I wouldn't have believed you.

>This isn't 616.

This is about 616 Thanos.

I honestly thought he was going to offer cheese sandwiches

>Shit makes no fucking sense.
Gamma radiation. They said it in this movie that hulk was best suited to handle the power of the stones due to the gamma radiation invovled. Hulks power originally comes from gamma radiation and even for him the amount involved fucked him up.

Think back to the very first avengers film and why banner was brought on in the first place. They could track loki from the gamma radiation of the tesseract and shield needed banner (not hulk) for that task. This gamma radiation thing with the stones was always there.

i'm going to agree with this minus the power gap. ultron wasn't so bad, but then again, i already did like the mcu when i watched it, so

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He is white and still has a contract so they can't kill him yet.

Can someone explain to me how thanos and his army manage to travel forward in time without pym particles?

>How does Steve manage to live as an old man this entire time and create a time loop?
Because he was Peggy's husband the whole time.

see

Why didn't Tony blow the fuck up from using the stones? Didn't everyone who'd used just the power stone for example die and blow up almost immediately umless they were Thanos or Celestial level? Even Ronan could barely hold it and not like the gauntlet acts like Ronan's hammer, energy clearly extends from the gauntlet and you can feel the stones' power

>Can someone explain to me how thanos and his army manage to travel forward in time without pym particles?
How the fuck did you miss the scene where Thanos was handed the red vial of pym particles?

It fulfilled my expectations. It was hard to close 11 years in a satisfactory way, and this was as close as it could get

Retconned because fuck you.

He built technology specifically designed to handle the stones

modern nebula's juice got taken by old time nebula and she used it to go to the future and open the time gate shit and warp in Thanos' giant ship

Cry harder.

Isnt that the one he gives nebula back so she can infiltrate the future? I mean she only had enough for 1 trip back and she travels forward before thanos.

Yea, shes useless, she didnt deserve to be in endgame, she didnt deserve her own movie. They realized how useless she is outside of being " the muscle" and they couldnt write her a useful role in the movie, so shes pushed to " my planets need me.."

Do they mention Loki or deal with the consequences of his death in any meaningful way? He's been a big part of the overall mythos and it feels like they kinds glossed over him being killed in IW.

Evil Nebula opened up a quantum tunnel once she got to the time machine.

Wouldnt they need another particle to warp thanos in? If they dont need particles to bring people back why do they make such a big deal out of it instead of just having someone stay on the present and bringing all the avengers back?

> Having a forced climax about le final battleTM
> That YASSS SLAAAAYY QUEEEN moment during the war (have in mind im not a retarded incel, i like captain marvel and black panther)
> Tons of character didn’t get enough screentime like war machine, rocket racoon
> Vision is fucking dead
Infinity war better, but still, the best ending we could have

Thanos alien tech and his science wizard guy would easily be able to analyze and recreate pym particles.

Not him but I enjoyed seeing nebulas character arc

>hype up Captain Marvel
>she barely does anything in End Game

Bait and switch, was already going to watch EG, so why did they do this?

Literally no one apart from Thor likes Loki.

I agree, but no one who disagrees is going to answer you because you're like someone pointing out that Harry Potter is for children in a thread full of 20-somethings in wizard hats and capes.

Infinity War is literally only good UNTIL the ending, where any adult will immediately realize the whole thing is a big gimmick. even before then Thanos is obviously a lmao2edgy meme villain whose powerlevel and interest in just getting on with it vs. monologuing randomly fluctuates depending on the needs of the currect scene.

So what does captain marvel actually do in this?

>white thor handing over new asgard to some black woman
>white old, weak, frail captain america passing his shield over to a black dude
the "whites are weak and need to be replaced" narrative at the end of the movie implanted into the brain of watchers is not even being done subtly, holy shit, the hollywood kikes are going full steam

They didnt even mention him.
But we saw him steal the space stone after they fucked up the 2012 timeline and he got away, so i guess this is how they will explain it when he eventually returns.

Tony and Cap stole a bunch of pim particles so they had extra

I didn't realize it was an all women shot until someone on Yea Forums mentioned it. Imagine caring

i was really mad with how little Ronin we actually got.
one of my favorite arcs of his in the comics, and we got just ONE bladerunner scene and a few referential lines? (not trashing bladerunner btw)

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Tony didnt have to snap his fingers and die.
He had the gems, why didnt he just fly off with them? All they had to do was keep them from Thanos, it's not like he was a threat after Captain Marvel blew up the ship and took him one without breaking a sweat. Fuck, Wanda pretty much killed him without trying too. Why did he have to snap his fingers at all?

Almost everyone who knew she was in this movie expected her to come and throw some punches with Thanos and that’s what she did.

You don’t have to be a bitter faggot about it, user.

Except clearly using the stones still hurts uou and you can still feel the strain. Thanos feels strain when he got all the stones but at least he can hold one in his hand and use it no problem without dying, Tony can't even do that but the gauntlet does the same damage to him in use or wielding it that Thanos gets, which is ridiculous. He should be incinerated holding all six or using them

My theory is Captain Marvel tested really shitty in the focus groups so they wrote her out.

>be a single mom
>turn to ash one day while your baby is crying
>come back and suddenly it’s five years later. Your baby’s dead body is rotting next to you
>everyone celebrates the avengers saving the world yayyy :-)
DIRECTED BY THE RUSSO BROS, WALT DISNEY CO.

>be a handsome as fuck literal God
>spend time in Norway teaching extas to fish
or
>give the boring work to a woman and travel the universe going on rad adventures and slaying space puss

Thor is the ultimate Chad.

The Captain Marvel storylines in the comics are basically the same shit they do for Superman stories:
>what if Captain Marvel turned evil/authoritarian?
>what if they inhibited Captain Marvel's superpowers using alien technology?
>what if they put Captain Marvel's friends in various dangerous situations and she had to choose between them?
etc.

the problems of the movie have almost nothing to do with her.

>that scene where Thanos rips the power stone off the gauntlet and uses it in his other hand to blast away Captain Marvel

This was the "Superman looks at the Flash" moment of the film

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they did have pym particles though

Where was the US military during the massive battle? When thanos' ship started shooting into the sky I was expecting Nick Fury to come out on a flying aircraft carrier, or maybe even just a few fighter jets, but no it was captain marvel. Isn't Avengers HQ in Vermont or something? Why is it only wakandans fighting?

Why didn't 2014 Thanos just time travel to IW Thanos and get him to snap the entire universe out of existence?

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Reigning theory is feige pushing the sjw Marvel comics stuff into the movies so he made CM solo a priority and had her shoved into EG. Russos didnt intend on her being in EG.

Its a setup for a more diverse MCU.

I heard Nebula is big in China

not everyone gets a happy ending, user.

think about all the husbands who got de-snapped to find their wife started a family with a diffrent man.

I heard groans and an audible "For fucks sake"

she's like Superman in the sense that she's too fucking overpowered. That's why like Superman in Justice League, Marvel had a limited role in Endgame.

everyone was afraid captain marvel would be the death of endgame, lol no, the problems turned out to be elsewhere. if anything i was surprised at how she made the haircut work

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Nebula is a fucking terrible character. I'm fed up of seeing Karen Gillan in ugly makeup and a face like a slapped ass delivering unremarkable lines in the same stoic/angry voice.

>fucked up the 2012 timeline

1) They traveled further back in time and stole the stone.
2) There is no fucked up timeline because the stones got returned after tonys snap. Meaning he the "original" in Avengers never escaped because this never happened.

>saves tony and nebula at the beginning
>destroys thanos’ ship

And that’s it. It’s never explained how she knows who Tony and Nebula are or how she knows where to find them. She’s also absent from saving the universe because she would rather do shit in other planets for whatever reason

I like nebula's fat ass and they kept showing it to me, so I couldn't really complain about her having more scenes.

wakandans got warped in by time lord, military is still scrambling their jets

yeah, but the post-credits scene where he locks her in an unmarked white van and she's screaming to be let out whilst he drives away was a little uncalled for

So she's just kind of there for some reason?

Hey i get it, no criticisms allowed.
She was usueless and a pointless addition to the film. She was a stupid cunt, larson is a shit actress. And EG was garbage with or without CM.

I like Nebula, she cute.

> the new generation will have important black superheroes
> “WTF IS ALL THIS WHITE GENOCIDE?!”

>be a pregnant woman
>you turn into dust
>fetus hits the pavement

imagine being this butthurt over a scene that lasts about 10-20 seconds in a 3 hour movie

Has captain marvel always been a chick?

walk it off

Steve just wanted to tittyfuck Peggy, why would you take that away from him man

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>So what does captain marvel actually do in this?
Destroyed the most powerful alien capital ship in the galaxy by punching it I guess. That ship subjugated hundreds (thousands?) of worlds and leveled nova prime, which itself was far more advanced than earth.

Not enough Doctor Strange

>the gauntlet does the same damage to Tony in use or wielding it that Thanos gets
nigga Tony fucking dies

Girl who sat next to me shouted "girl power". If she hadn't I don't think it would have bothered me.

based, redpilled

The only reason she was there was for Tony to get the gauntlet.

>its the actor's fault the character is boring

she was in the GotG movie first when she had like 5 lines. I doubt Marvel even knew where they wanted to go with the story back then.

>Five films of him learning to adjust to the future, move past carter , and find a new love interest
>His story ends with him spontaneously going back in time and marrying Carter
Learn to read books please

Fuck niggers.
Fuck kikes.
Thanos did nothing wrong.

Am I the only one who liked Thor in this movie reminded me of ragnarok quite a bit and he actually had personality in this movie compared to the other guys, only him hulk and antman were fun to watch on screen.

they explained him getting fat by losing his home and then losing half his people and losing to thanos denting his self worth

Sorry, Xandar is the planet, nova prime is the head of nova corps.

>for some reason
are you just assmad because of Brie Larson or do you genuinely not understand how working to undo the thing that killed 50% of all life in the universe is kind of worthy of someone's attention?

Nova prime was attacked by Ronan in the dark aster.

>tfw she can just punch throw a ship but can't punch through Thanos
Seriously what the fuck

that attack failed. Thanos came in his own ship after and took the power stone.

A lad in front of us said "girl power!" and all his mates and a few other people chuckled but apart from that there was zero reaction from the rest of the cinema. My girlfriend thought it was retarded

some girls cheered neared the back left in my theater.

in the end, what are we going to do, eh? just wait some more years for all this to blow over.

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>be single man
>meet woman whose husband turned to dust
>help her through her grief and get married
>suddenly it's five years later. Avengers bring her husband back
>he fucks you both in the ass

thanks Avengers!

>>its the actor's fault the character is boring
it is when she delivers almost every single line in the same bland way

>Tony's death felt hollow and held no weight. Even his fucking daughter didn't care
>Timeline is all fucked. How is Peggy still young in 1970 when TFA takes place in 1942?
>Infinity Gauntlet is apparently pointless since Tony can just make an Iron Man one that works somehow even though in the last movie that was a whole plot point about a fake Gauntlet
>Dumb feminist moment
>Captain Marvel being OP as shit and then getting jobbed immediately by Thanos who has no Gauntlet or stones
>Thor betraying his character and being a fucking faggot for no reason
>On that note, Fortnite

There were some moments I absolutely loved in this movie. The whole second act I thought was really great. The third act just fucking ruins the whole thing.

I do, but I don't take this stuff seriously. GotG3 with Thor will be a rite laugh

So you really are one of those retards that doesn't like Nebula. Gotcha.

Needed Nedula to go undercover and finger the time portal to bring him through...
I'm not exactly sure how that works

How did Thor with Stormbreaker manage to overpower Gauntlet + 6 Infinity Stones Thanos by himself in Infinity War gets destroyed in Endgame when it's himself with Stormbreaker and Mjolnir, Captain America and Iron man all together against no Gauntlet + 0 Infinity Stones Thanos?

What the fuck kind of power level decrease is that?

>2014 Thanos should know about CM from what we see in CM
>doesn't have any sort of counter against her
This movie doesn't do CM any justice. It's disgusting.

Iron Man dropped a shitload of rubble on Thanos in IW and it did nothing.

I wouldnt mind this except why include those 2 nigresses from black panther in that scene. WHAT ARE THEIR SUPERPOWERS

Her power levels don't make sense either way. She's shown as more powerful than the guy currently wielding the origin of her powers AND 4 of the other stones. By the movies' logic, the Guardians should be OP, since they handled one of the stones back in their first movie.

So in the coming Doctor Strange 2, the Time Stone is still destroyed, right? Strange will not have it?

>>Captain Marvel being OP as shit and then getting jobbed immediately by Thanos who has no Gauntlet or stones
???
Thanos grabbed the power stone with his left hand and punched her into orbit. Did you not see the purple energy as he punched her?

>being this ignorant
kys.

Wait why didn't captain marvel use the infinity gauntlet to snap the army away when she was helping spiderman out and it was right next to her, instead of that GURL POWER bullshit?
She would have been totally fucking fine, too.

>finally have the fuck enough and scream in front of the whole class that jews and niggers are the problem of our society
>Jamal and his buddies already get the knives out
>everyone gets dusted, I'm glad that I can continue to live like a good leftist
>suddenly the avengers bring everyone back
>classmates stab me

thanks Avengers!

>The whole second act I thought was really great.

you forgot how absurd Act 1 was. why spend an hour trying to make us take the 50% death seriously when we all knew they were just going to reverse it.

This isn't just an ordinary ship. It was probably made out of vibranium. Captain Marvel should be able to destroy Vibranium if Thanos can like he did easily to Vision in IW.

Wait, can’t they just go back and grab more pin particles like they did, then use them to go back and bring everyone who perma died. Like Steve could go back, grab tony before the end game battle and then return with him?

it was a nice scene

That's what happens when you don't lift for 5 years

Whenever they are going to the different planets to retrieve the stones it showed the planets name and the year, which corresponded to when the movie relating to that stone was released. For some reason that completely took me out of the movie, even the font was different compared to the planets name. Anyone else get that feeling or am I just autistic?

>How did Thor with Stormbreaker manage to overpower Gauntlet + 6 Infinity Stones Thanos by himself in Infinity War
If you buy a screwdriver from a hardware store, sneak up to a landed Apache helicopter, jump in and stab the pilot in the head, does that mean the screwdriver is a more powerful weapon than the Apache?

Nebula should've been a nudist

No it won't you dumb fuck. They're going to be Black Panther extras at best.

It really did feel way too drawn out. They could've done the first 15 minutes where to go to kill Thanos and then cut to Scott Lang coming out of the Quantum Realm and going to the Avengers HQ. It would've sped everything along so much faster.

Thanos is indestructible just because reasons, or comic powerlevels, whatever. just like he has a massive army of loyal followers even though all he does is fly around randomly committing genocide.

In the first movie he always has at least the Power Stone so you don't question him beating up the Hulk. but apparently he's just always like that or something.

Just look at the placements in this poster. Now having seen the movie, how the everliving fuck does okoye earn a place in this poster?? and on the same note, considering it was ant-man and not capt marvel that set the plot in motion, their positions should be entirely switched.

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I think I could actually hear the collective, amplified sound of everyone's eyes rolling through the eyelids
They did kinda clap when captain marvel showed up to destroy the ship but that honestly could've been anyone in such a moment of despair and they would've clapped

>How did Thor with Stormbreaker manage to overpower Gauntlet + 6 Infinity Stones Thanos by himself in Infinity War
thanos of 2018 had mellowed out quite a bit and was toying with the avengers during infinity war, and thor got a good hit in while catching thanos off guard.

Thanos 2014 was still a ruthless killer and fought with all his strength this time. he was also pissed to find out that even after his dream came true, that these people were capable of undoing it. He was a very different thanos.

Doesn’t Nebula defeat Thanos in the comics?

He was already dying.

I think he's referring to before. Didn't Thanos hit her with his weapon to make her drop the gauntlet?

Time travel and Captain Marvel ruined the movie for me

Who the fuck was that character? Looked like a creepy pedo uncle.

>if Thanos can like he did easily to Vision in IW.

you mean when he had 5 Infinity Stones?

I guess it doesn't help that they filmed Captain Marvel after EG, so it's all sorts of fucked up. I knew this would up continuity up, but not like this. I assumed Captain Marvel would fuck it up not Endgame.

Yea Forums has no idea how to talk about film. Nothing but blanket statements a 12 year old would make. You can make a case endgame is bad without sounding like a prepube faggot.
>DUH STORY SUK
fuck off with this tier of shit

>tfw Captain Marvel footfungus incel /pol/ posting has killed this board and is living in anons head rent free
fucking state of this shit in every thread

This movie confirmed was that Thanos actually can't use the stones without doing some dumb ass fist grasp.

HE COULD NOT LIVE WITH THEM KNOWING HE LIKED 50% OF THE PLANET BEING DEAD

The ending was basically a back to status quo minus some dead heroes. MCU would have been so much interesting if 50% of the population was permanently dead.

>Thanos 2014 was still a ruthless killer and fought with all his strength this time.

I love the meme that whenever Thanos appears to be having trouble it's just because he isn't trying, not because the writers are relying on the audience being made up of mouthbreathers.

This. Thanos was never more than a shitty, half-assed transparent Darkseid ripoff and the only reason why he was the MCU big bad in the 1st place was because Fox already had the rights to Galactus and Dr. Doom.

SHOULD HAVE DONE 8 HOURS OF ARM WORKOUT, GODDAMMIT!

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I do appreciate that Captain Marysue didn't ruin the movie like I thought she might but she is still so fucking OP it's not even funny
Luckily they kept her screen time to a minimum because, seriously, I hate her for the same reason I hate Superman. When a character is that fucking overpowered that she can choke out Thanos on her own why the fuck do you even need an avengers team? Just send her out by herself. They did the best thing they could do with captain marysue so she wouldn't ruin the movie: They kept her to a minimum. She still had her moments; of course she'd be the one to save Stark. Of course she'd be the reason they easily kill Thanos.
The movie was really good. My only complaint is one thing:
I wish they would have skipped the whole part where they kill present thanos and would have moved directly to fixing the timeline.
Killing Thanos didn't really do much of anything and it was so easily done it made him look really weak, but of course we gotta make Captain Marysue look stronk because she is stronk and independent derp derp

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if feminists like captain hate men then why does she cut her hair to look like a man and act like one?

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>Who the fuck was that character?
He's been in 6 MCU films. He was in every iron man and was in infinity war. spiderman home coming he had his biggest role. He is tonys right hand man.

haha, yes! The tip-toppest of epic keks and shadilay to you, my 'pede brother!

Then why are you still here?

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the van got destroyed and big brains is no longer alive.

because she's stronk and independent and doesn't conform to nothing no man expects

what is good about the second act? Isn't that just the clip show part of it?

Why does ant-man's taco disappear when the war machine lands with his "whats up regular sized man?" then magically reappears under the bench?

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difference is Superman has a weakness
He can't go toe to toe with Dark Seid and just trounce him with no damage and then just pose

>tfw seeing them kill present Thanos made you realize the movie wasn't going to go all that well because they were all rage filled
Wasn't even a threat at that point anymore.

>even though in the last movie that was a whole plot point about a fake Gauntlet
I assumed the 'fake gauntlet' was basically a replica that looked like it but had no function at all, whereas Tony's one was designed to have the components to handle the stones

>That's what happens when you don't lift for 5 years
I hardly think getting a beer belly is justifying that kind of power level decrease.

>does that mean the screwdriver is a more powerful weapon than the Apache?
Except that there is no Apache helicopter in Endgame.

>and thor got a good hit in while catching thanos off guard.
Stormbreaker allows him to channel the Bi-frost and shit, which is what he hit Thanos with in Infinity War. We don't even see him attempt to do so in Endgame.

This. I guess I don't view the world through this lens.That said, I do notice when achievements/epic moments are given to black characters

>literally 5 times more NEBULA SCENES than most of the entire MCU put together.

She is unironically one of the better characters and much more likable than Captain Marvel when it comes to strong female characters.

what I wonder is how many ideas they rejected before going OH FUCK WE HAVE TO USE TIME TRAVEL.

if you still are trying to fight against the inclusion, you'll die trying. Everybody knows they are there only because they're black and women.

>Young working man who can't afford to buy a house in London
>Bummed out after I lose half my bros from the Thanos snap but I move on with my life
>House prices plummet as we have double the amount of housing we need in the world
>Finally able to afford a good house, move in to a really nice area
>Start a family with my gf who losed her husband in the snap

>Suddenly everyone is brought back
>The family who used to live in my house want it back
>Dude whos car i brought from his mum wants it back
>GF's husband comes back and he wants to get back together as it was only 5 minutes for him
>We all starve to death 6 months later in the global food shortage

Thanks Avengers!

>I hardly think getting a beer belly is justifying that kind of power level decrease.

DYEL/10

Happy Hogan
Tony Stark's bodyguard.
He's always been there, got his ass kicked by Black Widow in Iron Man 2
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>they use time travel
>it's not even with the time stone
What the fuck man

Probably because he attacked Thanos mere seconds after he assembled all 6 stones. We see that it takes a few moments for him to take in all that power and it left him vulnerable.

Nebula is THE key player in Infinity Gauntlet storyline, it makes sense to have her as a focus here.

Thanos in infinity war spared peoples lives and never once fought at full strength, and he was having some doubt and conflicting emotions.

-he took off his power armor when he fought the hulk to make things more sporting
-he beat thor but spared his life.
-he beat the GoTG and spared all their lives, and commented that he respected star lord
-he beat iron man/strange and spared their lives as well, and spoke respectfully to tony "I hope they remember you"
-He loved his daughter (one of them at least)

This is not a meme that he was holding back. 2014 thanos still saw both daughters as disposable tools, and said that he enjoyed killing. He fought with full strength, and he was wearing his full suit of alien battle armor.

>stab
wtf just move out of London lol

>he used to be actually much more fit
Whoa, never realized.

Captain Marvel felt like she was added in in post

But nanotechnology.......

Strange was pointing one of his fingers to signify the number "one", as in, telling Tony this is the moment that determines if this is that "one" timeline where they win.
Tony then realizes it's up to him to bring down Thanos.

This, but also, he's a character, not a cardboard cutout. He has a personality beyond being snarky to people around him. He's got a family, friends, love interests, he's doubtful of himself sometimes, he fuck's up sometimes, but he's still trying to do the right thing. That's the charm of the character (which, admittedly, isn't always well written), that despite his powers and the fact that he comes from another planet, he's very human.

Speaking of the time stone
>Ancient One knows who Doctor Strange is before his accident
>tells him to fuck off when he comes to her for help

The people in the poster survived the snap so thats why Okoye is there even though her screentime must be what 5 mins? I agree about Antman and CM but I guess they want to make her more prominent since her role in post endgame will be big

Still lives long enough to say shit, he should be pieces on the floor after blowing up everything around him. Fucking Thanos gets injured as does Hulk, just because they survive injured where Tony dies from what are inexplicably the same burns, doesn't mean their resistance shouldn't have had an effect on how burned and damaged they got

How is Peter’s buddy still in high school five years later?

>tfw a dumb ass water tornado is written into the movie so Strange doesn't just completely blow everything out of the water

He got dusted

Btw, modern quantum physics is shit and has glaring holes. Not to mention that it's literally magic in this new DBZ movie.

>fake gauntlet
Maybe the gauntlet was real but the stones were there for decoration, that's what Hela meant when she said "fake"
Maybe Odin intended to collect the stones at some point while he was in destroy all conquer all mode, but then he calmed down and saw the error of his ways and just put some decorative gems on it and put it in storage.
Maybe it was on display to remind Odin of his old self, the Asgardian King who lusted for power.

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It was all part of the grand masterplan.

it's fun when they run around in scenes from earlier films.

it's a less well-written version of Back To The Future 2's 3rd act, but it's fun and they a billion nice cameos and extra jokes.

the problem with the film is that the OMG SRS concept of Thanos and the tone you need in a whacky time adventure don't gel at all. Ragnorok was a much better film and Hela ends up being a much better villain, and that is practically a straight meme-movie.

i didn’t even notice him dabbing

What a shitshow
Avengers: Infinity War is completely useless now. No deaths, not even Loki or Gamorra, were permanent.
Thanos' (real) death was a slap in the face. He could have at least fought back. Instead they behead him like an ISIS POW.
The huge climactic battle scene was literally just two hordes running at each other. No indication of strategy or direction other than "kill enemy."
No risks were taken as far as the end goes. Iron Man kills Thanos, Cap goes back to the better days. Could have had a truly powerful moment of Nebula emotionally and powerfully killing her father and undoing all that she had helped him accomplish, instead she just gets a goofy fighting herself scene.
Thor going back to being the boring character was a shame. Literally fat and retarded now wtf.
How many white men are left in the MCU anyway? Peter Quill, and Peter Parker, and Dr. Strange?
Not to mention the multiple issues that "lmao time travel ayyyy" creates like, how are two groups of people who have experienced radically different histories going to co-exist? Things can't just repair. Imagine the unemployment issues. Hunger issues. Housing issues. Relationship issues. Avengers can't fix that. And what about the fact that, as the bald woman said, the infinity stones hold back much darker forces than thanos. Now that they're all gone, or in different timelines, what next?
NO satisfying conclusions for anyone other than Cap.
And the cultural pandering... Dabbing, Fortnite... GOD, I wanted to walk out.

This idea that Thanos in 2014 was a completely different character to Thanos in 2018 is a really weird meme, especially since there is absolutely nothing promoting the shift in character during that time are we are continually led to believe that his loving Gamora and wanting the stones has been going on for decades.

in the comics at least thanos with no stones/enhancements is just below a 'default' enraged hulk in terms of superhuman strength

I thought it was more of a POP! POP! thing

That's because he was fighting Strange. Strange was kicking his ass in IW and doesn't even lose, he taps out.

The power-level is more messed up that dragon ball super's.
Thanos with 4 stones could barely stood up to handful of avengers while here, without any stone, beat the shit out of everyone.

that was an asspull i thoroughly did not like after his showstopping moves in infinity war. just a bit salty.

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>He can't go toe to toe with Dark Seid and just trounce him with no damage and then just pose
Well, yeah, he has that potential to be a good character but in Justice League he just steps in and destroys the guy that was wrecking the entire team all by himself.
You got Batman, Wonderwoman, Cyborg, Flash and they're all getting their collective asses kicked then HURRR SUPERMAN PUNCHES HIM THEY WIN LOL

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>he was having some doubt and conflicting emotions.

PFTHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Thanos' basic plan doesn't make any sense. the only way the movies work at all is if you accept that he's the Mad Titan. which, sure, could explain him random nerfing himself, but makes the whole story entirely contrived as if he's that inconsistent what if he just stopped caring about wiping out the universe?

Well I remember Tony made him bleed and Strom breaks making a hole in his chest.

It's okay that Superman does that. What's dumb was how they revived Superman and they do it early. Also was dumb how everyone got their shit pushed in like Atlantis didn't stand a chance.

And it is critically hated by everone and deemed the worst god damn superman even over SJW powerless superman when that shit happened

Infintiy war:
>thanos kicked the shit out of everybody wearing only a tanktop, but had the power stone
Endgame:
>thanos had full suit of alien power armor and a weapon that was at least equal to the finest asgardian ancient weapon (it cleaved through captain americas shield easily, when that same shield easily blocked thors hammer)

Scarlet witch was the only character shown to damage thanos armor in this movie. Nothing else could scratch it.

Thor obviously caught him by off guard in Infinity War

i shit you not, i thought it was going to be a scene straight out of pic related where he reverses the flood away, but then i remembered he didnt have the time stone. still, the vibes were there

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>I thought it was more of a POP! POP! thing
the girl on the right dabs in response

Thanos really did struggle with his daughter in infinity war. that was his only doubts but he quickly overcame them and he eventually sacrificed her.

Basically they're not the same characters, just time-clones. Thanos from main timeline is killed in the opening scene, the Thanos they kill at the end is from Guardians of the Galaxy 1.
When they enter the past (GotG 1), it doesn't change what we saw in that movie, only a new timelines GotG 1.
So Time-Clone Thanos somehow goes to main timeline to fight Avengers.

The real Thanos died like a bitch along with his character development

The CGI seemed really off.
Thanos didn't look or feel the same as IW.
The Soul Stone should have been more of focal point in the movie. Nebula didn't even bother mentioning the issue of acquiring it when she told them where it was. And the scene on Vormier felt rushed. Did these stooges not ever watch Cliffhanger? The Guardian?

She has been to the future, past and present to see all and know all, but that also makes me wonder why she didn't see hulk coming to take the stone to begin with

disclamer:
>I don't give a shit about MCU or any of the characters or plots and even less fucks about DC
>only really enjoyed Thor movies (because of Loki) and Black Panther
>found Infinity War decent
>not some incel loser triggered by Captain Marvel

Endgame was disappointing as fuck and generally one of the worser movies in MCU. The characters were totally one note, the plot was just damn boring and felt like a wanky TV episode; it was hard to care about any of the shit and unlike IW, there were zero fucking surprises or unexpected developments. Even worse, I felt no urgency or even a hint of suspense. And to make matters worse, it had to be so long for no reason. Did they have to include the crap like Hulk dab scene or whatever shit Hawkeye was doing in Japan?

The only positives I could think off would be:
>soundtrack had some nice moments
>Thanos getting owned in first 20 minutes

It's for the greater good

>Thor obviously caught him by off guard in Infinity War
And thanos wasn't wearing his battle armor in infinity war.

The greater good

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what the fuck was the point of bringing in starlin if they gutted any semblance of the tone that makes thanos more than 'darkseid but with the marvel logo'

>Thanos snaps
>5-6 years passed
>Everyone brought back
>Peter is still in school with his pals

Help me understand

he literally says "Dab!"

>I can’t notice propaganda and brainwashing, I’m better than you
Imagine lacking such basic cognitive ability and being proud of it.

Peters Pals all got snapped

It seems that because of what they did in IW, they wrote themselves into a corner, they had to do some weird convulated time shit and it results in them not time travelling, but just undoing the snap.

The greater good.

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it's easy, everyone who didn't get dusted is now 5 years older, while everyone who did is still the same age!

it's fine, it wouldn't cause any problems at all! yay Avengers!

seems pretty simple to resolve by just having the movie take place 6mo - 1 yr after the snap and following the actual comic storyline more closely.

time travel's a bitch, ain't it

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The 5 years thing is because they have set up with other characters.

Yeah, they kinda did wrote themselves into a corner. But they could have handled this better. Maybe make it so that the heroes had to go on a quest to restore the stones without time traveling, or just not make it so that Thanos could destroy them in the first place.
Time travel almost always ruins a story.

there's some amount of irony in the fact that even Thanos didn't understand how time travel worked, and for that reason he was defeated

what setup HAD to take 5 years as opposed to 1?

Like Gone in 60 Seconds, but stones instead of cars or something

The problem with Thanos' plan was killing people randomly. Unfortunately it ended up with all the practical people dying and all the mopey cunts remaining.

Like, it's been five years. Start cleaning shit up and put a project group together.

Obviously all the people who cleaned New York up after Avengers 1 in a few months were dusted

>tfw all he had to kill was Tony since he's the one to figure out the time GPS

which makes zero sense since being able to posses and use the stones to their full potential confers absolute knowledge on how the properties they govern work. another tidbit from the comics the writers either forgot about or intentionally left out for ??? reasons.

Some guy started laughing uncontrollably

have you even watched 1 iron man film for the past 11 years?

Honestly I don't browse Yea Forums that often, but even my casual normie friends noticed it.
I just looked at my friend who was shaking his head.

because you can only respect a woman if she looks like man, short hair/ugly/small breasts/no curves/unsexy/ dominant sexual role

this is the message feminists are sending out, whether they admit it or not. If Captain Marvel ever had sex with a man , not only would he not be white, but they'd go out of their way to show how she's the one that pegs him with a strap-on

As long as Nicolas Cage plays a role, I'm cool with it.

>interracial femdom

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