ABSOLUTELY BASED

Infinity War was better.

>calls him a nigger
>his name is white

user why are you such a feckless concubine succubus? (that's right thanks to this White guy I've been learning my vocabulary to speak deliciously.)

Leftist lunatics usually resort to "muh white male" whenever faced with criticism, so Armond acts as our nigger-shield.

Based contrarian

Whiter than you my friend

cringe and bluepilled

>he's so contrarian that he's called White

>guy makes a valid point
>hurr nigger nigger nigger

You people are the lowest IQ base of people on the internet

Marvel BTFO.

its not even a polack, is just some MCUdrone

so much for the tolerant left :^)

i love armond reviews, but you've gotta admit he became predictable, because of his desire to being a contrarian, just for the sake of it

Didn’t he get fired from all his legitimate writing jobs and ended up working for some homo magazine?

based

Based

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He got blacklisted for heckling people at awards ceremonies I believe

Reminder that Armond worships Steven Jewberg and will give glowing reviews to anything he shits out.

BASED
ARMOND
IS
MY NIGGER

Actually refute the point instead of simply stating "contrarian" because it goes against your mainstream sheep think

It's like saying anyone that doesn't like weed and tattoos is contrarian just because most people now see those things as culturally acceptable.

Armond is clearly a more tradition voice in cinema that sees the deceptive film making MCU has pushed out, creating a "cultural movement" that's dumbed down for a dumb audience of manchildren and woman that will no longer what to be intellectually challenged by films and only entertained and pandered to with children's comic characters.

>WAHHHH HIS MOVIES SUCK BECAUSE HE'S A JEW!!!!!
imagine being a seething /pol/tard

wow, do you let based black bull fuck your wife too?

Imagine being a seething poltard and a member of the Marvel Internet Defense Force. Boggles the mind.

Prove he's stating contrary opinions for the sake of it.
Oh you're just an inarticulate spastic.

I hope this is real this is a fucking masterpiece

>three hour length suggets profundity

lol no, it's fucking capeshit whatever the runtime is.

The man, the contrarian, the legend, Armond white

based retard

>the alltime champion shitposter of Yea Forums is a literal niggerfaggot
I love this timeline

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a 3 hour run time usually begets a great movie

He's pointing out it didn't.

this post reeks of born post-2000

He put Lincoln on his Worst list, retard

>at the New York Film Critics Circle awards dinner back in 2011, when White was chairman. Emceeing that year’s awards, he insulted several of the winners from the podium (introducing Tony Kushner to present the Best Picture award to The Social Network, he said, “Maybe he can explain why it won”), and then, last year, when he was no longer chairman, he heckled from his table in the same way that he did this year (at the time, the object of his wrath was Michael Moore, to whom he yelled “F—- you!”).

>Armond status: Activated

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best reviewer after roger

absolutely based.

This post reeks of redditbabby

I've never seen anyone get filtered this hard. That's gonna be a yike for me, dog.

>a 3 hour run time usually begets a great movie

it really doesn't.

Oh look, he still sucks at his job.

Aren't you supposed to be dead Ebert?

lol

Did
Nothing
Wrong

You can't be rational and critical with people driven by pure emotions.

Except he's the fairest and most critical movie critic there is. He doesn't put on emotional blinders or does he scale movies as comparatively good for their genres.

just watched teh film. and I have to agree, Endgame has several memorable moments but the fighting (no matter how big) is not one of them. Nowhere near Infinity War's battle for Wakanda.

Marvel drones are not humans
Rape them, steal from them, kill them
Care only about not getting caught
Thats my only advice

>fresh:44
>rotten: 3
>for a fucking 3 hours long trip down the soi lane
End the mankind, already.

>fpwastedtrips

His reviews are interesting even when they're a bit stupid, and he's not just another branch of Hollywood marketing worried about leftist politics.

Rian should have done comedies instead of helping KK burn Star Wars to the ground.

>>fresh:44
How much of that is "I WANT TO KEEP MY JOB SO I'LL SAY IT'S FRESH?"

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if he's right how come everybody disagrees with him?

check
mate

People are still angry about Toy Story 3

everyone in germany agreed with hitler too

Endgame will never top black panther

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Wait when did Armond get back onto Rotten Tomatoes?
He's going to eviscerate Toy Story 4.

>The directors Anthony and Joe Russo do routine CGI action, but they don’t know how to supply meaning to any of the goings-on, and that’s the major difference between MCU and the D.C. Comics Universe, which advanced from Christopher Nolan’s nihilism to Zack Snyder’s visual richness and emotional depth. Snyder’s Watchmen was the first comic-book movie to deal with mature themes and play out a credible moral dilemma. Going deeper with Man of Steel and Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, Snyder’s art angered the kiddies. MCU fans don’t know what great filmmaking is. They defer to their post–Star Wars indoctrination.
What the FUCK did he mean by this?

You get the honest opinion of a critic with actual knowledge of film as an art and film history instead of the endless shills who see flashy explosions and give it 2 thumbs up.

Holy shit. Like 80% of everyone posting on Yea Forums right now is a 3-week-old newfag. What the fuck is going on here. This black man is Armon White. He is the ultimate contrarian. If you've been around long enough, you'd know how his opinions are wildly hilarious to the point where he's considered a god-tier shitpost. However, he's actually right this time which is surprising.

>All these triggered (Yous)

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Name 10 three hour long movies that weren't good

How can one man be so based

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he's right 95% of the time

Sup 4-week old "veteran", when do you get your official Yea Forums badge? fucktard

>he says while defending the same cinematic universe with Wakanda
Stupid Mouseshills

Based as fuck

Now that Marvel Cinematic Universe controls Hollywood’s agenda and promotes moviegoers’ immaturity, it sets such a low, formulaic bar that Coogler’s effort to customize it to his hometown, race-conscious ethos never rises above the escapism of other Marvel junk.
4

The media’s enthusiasm for this bland action flick is maddening. The problem isn’t one particular movie, but the celebration of the illusion of “progress.” When Hollywood pegs everything in terms of race or gender, it dictates to the masses and keeps them all in a plantation mentality, mindlessly applauding Black Panther as part of the new segregation.

Why are you so upset that he dislikes your cartoon superhero movies?

Doesn't he agree with RT average score like 80% of the time anyway

lmao, /pol/ can't even handle it's own banter.

He hated BFG because it was too Spielberg-y.

our King has spoken

>The media’s enthusiasm for this bland action flick is maddening. The problem isn’t one particular movie, but the celebration of the illusion of “progress.” When Hollywood pegs everything in terms of race or gender, it dictates to the masses and keeps them all in a plantation mentality, mindlessly applauding Black Panther as part of the new segregation.
This.
That GRRRRL POWER! scene near the end was pure cringe.
Though I heard some young girls in the audience cheering so I guess it's working for some people.

>each bout of knuckle-busting
Did we watch the same movie? Was Thanos not dead in some form or another for 3/4 of the film?

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Not op but the only 3+ hour films I've seen are Seven Samurai and LOTR trilogy I think and they are some of the best movies ever made so proves your point

This is why we love him.

Half of those fresh reviews are blatantly passive-agressive negative reviews that the website chose to call fresh.

>CHIN

that's bold coming from somone who likes the avengers movie aka diversity is our strength

Well that nigger is apparently more white than you, nigger

Please be real

>Avengers: Endgame takes place in a violent kindergarten.

Pretty good review.

I'd ask you to define "edgy", but you're probably straining yourself as it is, user.

Imagine having no capacity for criticism and no substance in your words.

It's ok anons, it's mostly your parents' fault.

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This. His shtick got old. There are several reviews of his where you can tell he wasn’t even paying attention because he gets plot details totally wrong.

not him and I've only got 3:
Pearl Harbor
Watchmen
Blue is the warmest color

This. But don’t blame /pol/ it’s someone who thinks Captain Marvel belongs in the MCU and Valkyrie should be black and ugly.

Based

Reddit

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We're reaching levels of based never seen before

seriously, how new? armond has been trolling fat nerds with shit taste in film since the mid-oughts.

>became predictable
he's been doing this for like 15 years

reddit

Armond has an MFA from Columbia, you have every Judd Apatow movie on DVD

Armond is a weirdo. He lost respect and credibility among film critics just because he wants to be a contrarian that gives good reviews to crap like Grown Ups and Transformers 2.

>you have every Judd Apatow movie on DVD
the fuck?
you spying on me?

>be a single mom
>turn to ash one day while your baby is crying
>come back and suddenly it’s five years later. Your baby’s dead body is rotting next to you
>everyone celebrates the avengers saving the world yayyy :-)
DIRECTED BY THE RUSSO BROS

>not enjoying Prime Megan Fox and great performances and direction
Transformers ROTF is pure kino megatard

He's white, it's in the name

imagine caring about the respect of film critics. might as well just kill yourself now.

retard

>he said he liked [THING] but didn't like [OTHER THING]? wtf???
>what a contrarian!
fucking infantile retards
how about reading his reviews and pointing how what you disagree with and why?

Nah, fuck Armond. He calls the battles in LotR “indecipherable and interminable” but praises Transformers? He’s just a troll and he’s gotten lazy at it.

Have sex mouseincel

I don’t care personally but I would if I were a professional film critic. Pretty sure everyone cares about being respected in their chosen fields of profession to an extent.

I'm not a brand loyalty mental midget like you, fuck off with your media corporation of choice.

LoTR is the Star wars for 30yo fat bastards who likes shit like Magic TG, GOT LOTR and Warcraft

Armond White is a patrician who judges every movie on its merits. The contrarian thing is just an act to rile up the basedboys.
Look up his top ten favorites.

Marvel BFTO

And Transformers isn’t?

>thing i like good
>think he likes bad

he's white you retard

My point is he does it with purpose. He also very frequently inserts his own politics into his reviews. I get why the Yea Forums trolls like him but he often contradicts himself and/or gets plot/character details wrong which totally undermines his credibility imo.

> right calls out black people for being niggers
> fuck you for discriminnantnatnating against blacks wtf?

> black calls out capeshit for capeshit
> what an absolute fucking nigger

Armond is literally too stupid for even Avengers. Wow.

>racism is bad but also isn't???
/pol/ is melting this man's brain as we speak.

He also has an obvious hate boner for successful black directors that just comes across as bitter jealousy.

he obviously doesn't and regards most other film critics with the contempt they deserve

>He also very frequently inserts his own politics into his reviews
There are no critics who aren't guilty of this.

He's white though.
t.black user

Writes for National Review? So /ourguy/ Armond is a conservative?

>regards most other film critics with the contempt they deserve
>works for the National Review
Always a pleasure to see normie pedes talks about news publications.

He also writes reviews for Out magazine.

The bugman is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a söyboy, cuck, neckbeard manchild, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call his comic book movies capeshit and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “Armond is a nigger!”

kek, contrarian all the way.

stealing this shit, probably already a pasta

>retard american has to make something political for no reason
carry on

>The cultural monopoly represented by the Marvel Cinematic Universe in its latest release, Avengers: Endgame, depends on geeked-up viewers telling themselves that they are having a major cultural experience.
You can scream nigger, contrarian, and neocon all you want, but you cannot refute this.

unironically based and redpilled

>Armond White writes reviews for a political news outlet
>HURR AMERIMUTT ALL POLITICS ALL TIME
You're the non-white retard praising Armand, mind you. lmao

What does him not liking Avengers have to do with politics? Just because he writes about movies for a political outlet because he's been blacklisted from everywhere else? You have worms in your brain.

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So based. His thoughts on Spiderverse.

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>Transformers 2
>not good
Go back to plebbit, anybody who dislikes it is just doing it because Michael Bay hate became mainstream

The absolute state of r/Yea Forums

Why is there a whole forum dedicated to this site when most of them don't even like it?

they still think this website is like 11 years ago and is a spooky boogeyman

>t. zoomer that first watched it when he was 10

This is probably the greatest line I have ever read in a movie review.

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>nigger discovers thesaurus general
nah fuck this bitch for real tho

>A. White
>Is actually a nigger
Kek only in america

It's at 98% now lmao

you're white stop talking like a nigger

you forgot
>conservative gay man

You should go read some of his old Noah Baumbach movie reviews.

Has Armond introduced you to kino?

>To others, Mr. Jealously might suggest retroactive abortion.
It’s nice to find a reviewer who actually knows more about the medium than I do. Games reviewers are literally stupider than a high schooler, book reviewers all ready like that guy in college who never left his room. Film is something new to me.

>n-no I'm not a kid, you're reddit! Look, a clown! See! SEE! A-wuaaaaaaaaagh!
literally lmaoing

>The directors Anthony and Joe Russo do routine CGI action, but they don’t know how to supply meaning to any of the goings-on, and that’s the major difference between MCU and the D.C. Comics Universe, which advanced from Christopher Nolan’s nihilism to Zack Snyder’s visual richness and emotional depth. Snyder’s Watchmen was the first comic-book movie to deal with mature themes and play out a credible moral dilemma. Going deeper with Man of Steel and Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, Snyder’s art angered the kiddies. MCU fans don’t know what great filmmaking is. They defer to their post–Star Wars indoctrination.

FUCKING BASED

>Snyder’s Watchmen was the first comic-book movie to deal with mature themes and play out a credible moral dilemma.
Batman Begins came out 2 years before Watchmen

How long until this guy gets suicided?

Y'all ready for the new Toy story?

reddit

Adults no longer outgrow comic books. Hollywood prefers that they hang on to the adolescent illusion of carefree, escapist pleasure by pretending that the form’s juvenile cynicism is a sign of sophistication — replacing the traditional sources of imaginative thinking. The cultural monopoly represented by the Marvel Cinematic Universe in its latest release, Avengers: Endgame, depends on geeked-up viewers telling themselves that they are having a major cultural experience.

By now the various MCU franchises have expanded so unmanageably that this overcrowded, supposedly final convocation offers no storyline in which distinctive conflicts are resolved. Instead, we get just a laughably familiar (but lucrative) pretext: Endgame’s several surviving Avenger superheroes huddle in a scrum and devise a time-travel do-over.

>I didn't order kraut with my chicken"

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That's a fair review.

This should have ended at Infinity War.

Last year’s Infinity Wars had worked itself into a narrative corner: killing off most of the major characters for a cliffhanger. The morbidity suggested apocalypse — a comic-book parallel to the Rapture. But nothing so profoundly Christian happens in this anti-mythological jamboree. Infinity Wars triggered faux-tragic fascination. Less urgent than Han Solo’s carbon freeze in The Empire Strikes Back, it was more like the “Who Killed J. R.?” narrative cheat on the TV series Dallas. However, been-there-done-that doesn’t matter to the Star Wars–Lord of the Rings generation still caught up in toddler enthusiasm: “Do it again, Daddy!”

Arrested adolescence is evident throughout Endgame’s parent-child motifs: Assorted superheroes from Ironman (Robert Downey Jr.) to Gamora (Zoe Saldana) confront their progenitors. The film’s one good scene has Thor (Chris Hemsworth) traveling back to the day his mother Frigga (Rene Russo) dies; he’s unable to change fate but gets a last chance to re-experience womblike love. It rips off Spielberg’s A.I., and Marvel fans probably won’t recognize that it also rips off Thornton Wilder’s Our Town — that’s part of the MCU cultural cheat. Spielberg’s and Wilder’s larger issues are eclipsed by Frigga’s flattery: “Everyone fails at who they’re supposed to be. The measure of a hero is how they succeed at being who they are.” She rings the Millennial psychobabble bell. Fans are permitted to go forward and pre-order their Toy Story 4 tickets with no other sense of responsibility.

Cheers m8

Infantilization is the MCU game plan. A serious publication is obligated to point out similarity to the free-college, no-student-loans, socialized-medicine political promises that stoke immaturity. Also note how Endgame secularizes religious allegories. The end-times premise is hollow, just an excuse for the usual sci-fi, CGI destruction. Even Thor’s junked-up Norse myth and Black Panther’s purely cosmetic Afrocentricity join the trend of ignoring spiritual faith and trivializing national heritage.

I knew I wasn't the only one

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His middle name is "Ain't"

It was pretty obvious he wasn't going to like Endgame.

>fat thor
>hey hulk can i have your autograph
>that is america's ass
>no no no i take the big one, you take the little one
Hope this shit film gets shredded. The pander was awful. Remove all that shit and you got a decent 40 minutes action movie.

Holy shit, it was Armond writing all those MoS and BvS copypasta shitposts. Makes sense.

You still watched it though.

Armond White is one of the best critic, if you read his review, his use of words and compare it to others, its like u cant even compare them.

Transformers is awful after the first one, which was just passable. If you actually enjoy them you are a turbo fucking pleb easily entertained by loud noises and explosions. Fix your garbage taste

I loved infinity war and if Endgame took the same route it would've been awesome.
The A&A meetings and Hulk acting like Shrek at the restaurant was shit.

Fair enough. I agree Infinity War is the stronger movie.

Drones really do eat capeshit up

Disney is the new plantation and self-proclaimed nerds are happily picking the cotton

You can go watch the movie by yourselves, you know? It's nobody's fault you don't get invited to the movies.

Were people of that time even capable of sapient thought when Derrickcomedy was a thing?

Armond "Should've Been Born" White does it again. He doesn't have to be contrarian to be pessimistic, he just has to be honest. The hatred of Armond White just goes to show that critics have a conflict of interest, because if you don't generally stay optimistic about movies people love then you will get shit on.

It's not Armon's fault most movies coming out today, and yesterday, and probably tomorrow are shit.

>watching capeshit

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FUCKING BASED!

Too bad Disney will now blacklist him

1986 is where it’s at. 90% of Transformers content not from Japan is shit

I have an anecdote that encapsulates r/Yea Forums perfectly. It's from when I used to go on /r9k/. There was this shitty thread with a terrible unfunny greentext filled with all the shitty cliches and cringy memes trying so desperately. I kept scrolling and quickly forgot about it, at the time threads like that were a dime a dozen on /r9k/. The thread had no replies, not even replies saying the greentext was shit, and died pretty quickly.
About an hour later a new thread came up, it said: "remember that shitty thread that died with zero replies. Someone posted a screenshot of it to r/Yea Forums and it has 1K upvotes". And there was a screenshot of the reddit thread with the comments talking about how hilarious it was.
It really made me think.

>Arnold loudly on his phone, ordering pizza
>so that Dante speghetti guy won?
>he's eaten off my plate twice without asking
fucking christ

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it was difficult to understand the shitty sentence in the second one

>Ultimately, it's more interesting to think about than it is to watch.
>2/5 stars
>fresh

Spot on.

OBSESSED

Black contrarian homo doesn't get IT yet again. Oh it shows almond, it shows, almond, it shows, almond, it shows, almond, it shows, almond, it shows, almond, it shows, almond, it shows, almond, it shows.

>After drawing ire for heckling “12 Years a Slave” director Steve McQueen at a recent awards show, CityArts film critic Armond White has been booted from the New York Film Critics Circle.

>According to NYFCC member Owen Gleiberman, the group voted him out this morning after his behavior at the Jan. 5 New York Film Critics Circle Awards. Variety was the first to report that White yelled “You’re an embarrassing doorman and garbage man,” and ““F—you. Kiss my ass,” when McQueen took the stage to accept his award for best director last week at the ceremony.

>be pregnant
>stomach deflates and ashy blood comes pouring out of my vagina
>weep for my miscarried baby
>move on
>5 years later
>get pregnant again
>suddenly belly grows twice in size, baby kicking harder than ever
>miscarry both babies

>mfw those seething toddlers in the comment section of that review

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Well DUH.