What's your strangest theatre experience?

Watching Akira alone in the theatre room. And I mean literally the only one in the room.

Happened to me plenty of times. I saw Pacific Rim and The Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus in theaters that were completely empty except for me. I'm sure there were a few other ones too

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I was eating a Caesar salad, and the guy in front of me turned around and belted me in the face because he thought my crouton crunching was getting out of hand.

>go with sister to theater to watch John Wick
>theater is almost empty
>we sit in the back in one of those couple seats
>she takes off her shoes which I don't notice as I watch Keanu do operator stuff
>suddenly her leg moves between me and the movie and she grabs popcorn with her feet from my bucket
>as she tries to get the popcorn back to her I try to grab it with my mouth
>lick the sugar off her toes
>we do this multiple times during the movie

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subhuman.

Wtf do Americans really do this?

just went to watch Avengers 4 in Hungarian theater in English with Hungarian sub
The film had started in Hungarian until 5 minutes in our complaints reached the projector room and after another 10 minutes of changing the film it was restarted in English.

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it was probably worse on the eastern front, but ok buddy

when I seen Peter Jackson's King Kong back in the day there was this guy in his mid 30s who came in with his family. Instead of sitting in the seats like a normal person he sat on top of the chair's back. During every action scene he would flex his arms and flail them around sporadically. I give the guy credit though at least he wasn't being loud as fuck.

Miért nézel ilyen szarokat? Fizettél érte? Egyáltalán, hogy jut eszedbe megnézni? Szégyent hozol a népedre.

I got in a literal fight during Borat because I was being obnoxious and was drunk.
>Guy tells me to stfu
>I tell him to stfu and stop ruining the moivie for everyone
>He stands up
>I push him over easily as he was sitting in front of me and stumbles against the seat in front of him
>A literal niggers tells the employee the other guy started it
>Him and his Gf get asked to leave
>I walk out 15mins later and puke in the car park waiting on my friends.

we are not american

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dont remember the movie but i yelled about a character being reveled he was the killer (and it was obvious) and everyone in the theater laughed at me.

my friends made fun of me on the way out and people were looking at me funny.

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>that dude punching himself in the head over and over in the background

Based

what do people get out of this?

I once had a girl maybe 18 years old who sounded cute sitting behind me and she was kicking my chair and pushing her feet into my back the entire movie I guess because she was bored. She knew I was sitting there and it seemed really deliberate like she wanted to ruin the movie for me. I know I should've been pissed off but I was enjoying it much more than the movie itself. . It was like being dominated by her in a really subtle way. I hate being like this sometimes.

God I wish that was me

I have no clue. You could get your dick sucked and pound the pussy of several 8/10s for the money this shit would cost you.

A sexy sole on their face.

God I wish that were me

Post feet

>that fella punching himself in the head

what in the fuck?

So what movie did you see last week?

>sugar
>popcorn
Ay Tony this ain't adding up

Just do something even more embarrassing so you can forget it
Kondo knows this stick

Don't be so literal. Or in ledditspeak "it's le fallacy of le relative privation, bacon narwhals at midnite fuck drumpf"

I also muscled my way into sitting next to my crush but when I was 14

>popcorn
>lick the sugar off

????

Kettle corn, retard

I wasnt in cinema for ages, going to watch endgame soon with friends, they are all males so i wont be awkward andy this time.

That's hot as fuck tbqhwy

What the fuck movie theater sells kettle corn? God I hate Europe.

dude...

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i remember all embarrassing i done in my life and it hunts me til this day.

They get money.
Unless you meant the fetish, in which case there's no explanation for fetishes retard. they just are

autistic post of the day

this

>not having suger on your popcorn
america is the best!

Based starved for attention poster

>he doesn't want to be dominated by a hot bratty 18 year old
lmaoing at you're life family

One of my friends shit on the seat once.
Never stops being funny

Poor girl was begging for some hard dicking and you faggot blew it.

Kondo is GOAT
Madao is also GOAT
This entire show is GOAT

>saw Endgame early morning
>people clapped at the end
I thought this was a meme what the fuck?

go on...

Older, younger, or twin sister?

You just need to do more

excuse me wtf is going on at 0:19 does that guy just start hitting himself in the head?!

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Did you take your qt hungry gfs

> guy next to me challenges me for the arm rest
> i win
> 5min later he tries it again

i mean what the fuck!

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What is going on here!? Why is she being allowed to Fucking do this!? This is Fucking assault! This guy did not consent and does not enjoy dirty ass feet rubbing across his face!

>seeing crappy horror movie with wife
>gotta fart real bad
>wait for loud scene and try to squeeze it out
>timing off
>movie goes quiet, entire theater is dead silent
>BRAAAAAAAAAPP!!!
>wife thought it was hilarious but we got some dirty looks after the movie

I like those moments when you go to sleep and flashbacks from your past starts rolling in your mind, i hate nights....

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I recently went to the kinoplex to watch Avengers: Endgame and there was a Chad and Stacy sitting behind me kissing and giggling the whole time. Anyways, about halfway through the movie she takes her feet and places them on the top of the chair I was sitting in, I turn around and she's making out with Chad and he's fingering her, and her feet were inches away from my face, I was rock hard and they smelled like lotion and it triggered my foot, humiliation and cuckold fetishes all at once, anyways her feet stay up near my face for a good twenty minutes before she rubs them.together for a bit and puts them down. I was rock-hard the whole time. She then spent the rest of the movie dangling her flip flops and absentmindedly kicking my chair

cousin sucked my cock

Fucking lol

plot twist: he's Brie Larson's brother

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shit keeps me up at night sometimes.

Based

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fuck off with your stale copypasta

i wish this would happen to me but she is wearing pantyhose or socks, would be heaven

Having a pair of warm, soft soles on your faces makes every movie better.

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shit his foot's fucked

Jesus was that foot burned by the snap?

fucking finger toes

13 years old. First date, ever. Seeing The Boogeyman with my crush, her brother and a classmate he was dating.
I wore nylon splash/rain pants and continuously prodded my date's leg with my knee, like bounced it off of her knee boing boing boing. MY sister's then boyfriend informed me I should touch my dates leg to show my interest, and that's how I interpreted it.

Someone farted really loud during a quiet scene in endgame. I'm pretty sure the dude was right behind me

Feetfags really are the most subhuman things on earth

>They do it for free

>frens

Underage b&

To be fair, that guy is also an incestfag

>sugar popcorn
>my sister
>John Wick
Take it to reddit faggot.

i think we've all been there. you think the next explosion is gonna last 30 seconds because all the previous ones have, then it cuts away to a funeral procession and you let it rip.

I would lick that until it looked like she just got out the shower.

Worry about the consequences of potential bacterial infection later after I've cum.

Long toes are my weakness.

Nothing dangerous about some seasoning on a sexy sole.

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Women MUST know the allure of their feet right?

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Why dossn't this video have more replies?

These videos are a goldmine, goddamn.

>feet that have been sat on
>feet AND butt smell
oh madon

How old was he?

Clean it up wagie

Imagine how good her feet smelled after her cute butt has been sitting on them on and off.

Imagine not liking feet lol

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How fucking nasty is your goddamn ass that you think this is normal? Take a fucking shower you filthy fuck

why would I imagine to be a homo?

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I bet she got those soles dirty from stepping on cities haha

And she’ll clean them inside your warm, wet mouth

Do you think she knew?

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alpha as fuck not gonna lie

not really strange but
>be me
>studying film because I'm better than all of you guys
>go to see a movie to keep up to date on kinos
>Ba'aria, from the guy who brought you Cinema Paradiso
>go to see a late showing at almost 1am
>film is about 2 and a half hours long
>I'm the only one there
>films ends past 3am
>last showing in the whole kinoplex by around 1 hour
>showing would have been canceled if not for me
>I literally kept the whole kinoplex open for a whole hour at 3am
>walk out like the kinoisseur that I am
>laugh at the wagies with bags under their eyes just waiting for me to leave
>feels good man

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I get this is supposed to be a joke, but can we stop saying this person or that person here has autism? Likely you have Aspergers which is high functioning on the "autism spectrum which is comorbid with social anxiety(they just dont get how to navigate social interactions). Full autists dont even consider/notice other people and more severe kinds are literally retarded because the degree of social retardation renders learning impossible.

Was he in the right?

Fucking hell

>feetfags coming out of the woodwork, not being ashamed of their degeneracy in this thread

please kys, you are defective and not repairable.

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Its much easier to write "autists" than "aspergers" everyone knows what you mean by autist you dont need to go full medical on people.

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>Rock's Yeet comix

Maybe it's some kind of way to argue he got attacked so if things escalated he could say the other guy struck first? Granted, he obviously didn't notice there was a camera on him.

>Ni*gers

He's building meter.

>he says on a board where 90% of threads are about a capeshit frqnchise aimed at children

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Fuck off to one of the numerous avengers threads, newfaggot. Yea Forums is footfriend territory.

I fingered a girl during thor lol

HEARTY KEK

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Ive been posting fert in thid board for a decade before you ever arrived, zoomer

go back to your garbage capeshit soi franchise you smelly nigger apologist

I lose it to the self puncher every time

Based feet driving off the redditfag capeniggers

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Hey reddit, hows it going?

have sex you fucking freak

this pic makes me angry

At least you're quite the evasive one

>pimple on ass
worse than feetniggers tbqh

Posting that stupid comic by some mentally ill rightist won't change anyone's mind. Feet are sexy.

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Old story but...

>Blackhawk Down
>Half empty cinema
>couple of inbred chimpanzees sit right behind us
>talk and use phone through film
>look genuinely shocked when I tell them to stfu
>continue acting like dumb apes
>turn around and pour my drink over her tits and raise my fist to him
>they run out swearing
This is in England, in a grim northern town where feral apes are common

Yeah, bring back the cunny posters.

>rightist
of fucking course the retards with the most pathetic, humiliating submissive fetish of all are leftards. Why am I not surprised

His drawings are so goddamn cringe. Should fix that ridiculous art style.

I went with a girl once about 10 years ago

Nice blogpost discord tranny, don't forget to kill yourself

I'd rather be licking feet than licking boots, mate.

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>go to cinema by myself
>sit down in my seat
>two guys sit down next to me on either side
>the cinema has loads of seat
>they start giggling
>get nervous, don't want to look to them in case they make fun of me
>they keep giggling
>try to get up
>they don't move their feet
>hop over their legs and power walk to the other end of the cinema
>shortly after they come over and sit around me again
>they're still giggling
>get really fucking mad and go to tell on them
>realize I can't tell on them for anything since they only sat next to me
>get scared of what they might do if I go back
>abandon the movie and go home without even seeing past the trailers

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sneed

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>Obnoxious footfags ruin arguably the best thread type on Yea Forums

Fuck you.

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its funny how im a footfag yet seeing long fingertoes makes me as flaccid as i could ever be
fucking gross

>that tranny
you've managed to have the worst taste in the most pathetic fetish

really enjoyed reading this post

I am the same, people with long toe fetish are fucking weird

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There are so many golden moments

you've merely glimpsed at the truth

Saw a guy fingering a girl once,

They sat on a weird place, like the side chairs when there were a lot of good seats, noticed that the guy hand went to the girl yoga pants and started moving.

I'm not sure what was their endgame, they weren't going to fuck there because of the other people and and wasn't even in the "romantic" parts of the movie.

It is immoral to deny the sexuality of soles.

I ass fucked a chubby chick in the theater

Look at the pic in OP. You may be new and dumb but for future reference this was meant to be a stealth feet thread since the beginning.

Cupcakefu a cute!
CUTE!

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Wow her soles are gorgeous!

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>go on movie date with girl who has a really ghetto attitude
>as we make our way to our seats she accidentally kicks the chair in front of her as she sits down
>woman that she kicked turns around to her and says something along the lines of "please don't kick my seat"
>my date says something back that I couldn't hear but it must have been really rude based on the other girl's reaction
>girl calls my date a bitch
>my date turns on the ghetto attitude and is now yelling so everyone in the theater can hear her trying to start a fight
>date is now out of her chair antagonizing the girl
>girl springs up and spear tackles my date into another row of seats, throws in two punches and then bolts out of the movie theater
>movie stops, lights come on. Security shows up to my date still lying on the ground making a scene and refusing to get up and leave because "reasons"
>security asks who she's with and literally the ENTIRE theater looks at me
>security says "I need to get my girl and leave"
>In front of at least a hundred people I'm talking to her saying we have to go
>crowd starts getting angry at me for no reason
>ghetto date being a ghetto bitch so I tell security that I can't do anything to make her leave and to let me go

100% true story. I'm not exaggerating any of it. In fact if anything I undersold how insane this experience was. The movie was Alpha Dog

>are you going to sit there all day user or are you going to lick them?

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Lol your theater has security instead of cops

this is why I listen to audiobooks everytime I go to sleep

Kek, imagine being proud of living somewhere with such a high crime rate that the fucking police patrol movie theaters.

Gay rapists obviously

I guess this counts since I was working at a movie theater at the time when I was 18. This family came in with a kid that was the purest form of autistic that I had ever seen. Like he couldn't even function and was making these screams that were so loud and high pitched that he was shattering his throat every time he was doing it (which was every 3 seconds) and people were actually coming out of their theaters to see what the fuck was going on because they could hear it over their movies. I felt bad for the family because they just wanted to go see a movie as a family and had to deal with this extreme burden and couldn't stop him and so we had to ask them to leave and gave them a refund and they were just sad as fuck. Then I walk into the back room and see one of my managers sweating with laughter.

He was arrested in the theater a couple months later for grand larceny, turns out he stole like 200 thousand dollars from the theater over the years and was caught. He was a shit manager so that was satisfying

its for creepy incels like yourself who want to shoot up kinoplexes

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How does that change my post you dumb fucking cunt? OP is an obnoxious footfag and he ruined a potentially good thread.

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Fucking whore

The weirdest thing in a long time was last night during Endgame when during a scene where a bunch of female heroes fought at the same time some girl stood up behind me and shouted "WOMEN" as loud as possible. I never felt so embarrassed.

agreed desu

Is she actually fat or is that a really unflattering angle?

Should probably also fix being a nazi while he’s at it before he gets the wall.

Day of the rope for footfags when

am i the only one looking at her thighs

>go to see movie with gf
>cant remember what movie it was but i remember it was rated r
>hamplanet wobbles in with her orbiting moons of children
>sits 2 seats away from us even though theater is nearly empty
>hamplanet pulls out full fucking bags of mcdonalds and gives 1 bag each to her children when the movie starts
>mcdonalds stink fills the theater
>making a ton of noise with the bags and wrappers
>kids keep talking and mom doesnt stop them
>mom ignores them which makes the kids repeat themselves even louder
>they leave all their trash when they leave the theater

>t. cringetoss fan

wow her soles are stunning

>Unflattering

Low test faggot

well that was a lame fight

The only form of capital punishment I would accept is death by face stomps.

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I just remember the times I beat up my wife.

I keep a fan on when I sleep to prevent this.

>Alabama movie theaters.

This nigga was finger fuckin a white girl behind me when I went to see shrek in a packed theater & she had little kids with her. My date said something to make him stop & all hell broke loose

>This nigga was finger fuckin a white girl behind me
I do that all the time.

>can't sleep without something playing over my head

are anklets and toe rings a sign that girls know about guys into feet?

'Stop fingerbanging that slut you disgusting negroid piece of shit'.

>MFW I almost got charged with racially aggravated assault for calling someone who tried to steal my wife's (Gf at the time) bag on the tube a nigger before kicking his brown cunt in.

It's a jungle out there. A jungle full of fucking niggers.

Try Chopin's Nocturnes. I swear it's better for you.

I have this fetish (trampling in general, not just face stomping) so I can try explaining. I have a foot fetish so there's that cause you literally have feet or nice shoes all over your body but it's also about giving up the control (for a period of time nothing depends on me so I don't have to worry about anything or overthink stuff like I usually do and I can just focus on intense experience) and the adrenaline/endorphins rush like the one you get when doing sports/extreme stuff, it's like getting high. It might be different for everybody though. I don't enjoy pain (it's very mild usually) but some people do and want to be trampled in high heels. Some people enjoy the femdom/humiliation (I don't it doesn't feel natural). So that's it I think. It's a weird kink but at this point I'm just happy that I'm not into eating shit instead.

CCTV had no sound and no witnesses gave a shit about a brown thief, if you're interested.

Went to a theater full of blacks one time, they wouldn't shut the fuck up the whole time and the place stank like a gym sock. Fucking madea was only in like two scenes

>fuck off with your stale copypasta
He changed it to the current marble moobie though

how?

No

>mfw a cute teenage girl sits next to me, takes her flip flops off, and puts her feet up.
If only my girlfriend knew.

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Why yes I am an devotee of the feminine foot, how could you tell?

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Is there moar to that?

My date & I are both black. She told him to stop before she went & got security & told the girl she should have more respect for herself than to let that happen in public and in front of her younger siblings no less.

Then why’d you do it?

Wait, we're posting feet kino?

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That leg break then trying to walk on it.

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Ah, ok. Go back to Africa you fucking disgusting nigger. Your very presence in the cradle of advanced civilisation is a mistake that we will all one day pay for. You need to be among your own (literally, comparatively retarded, people) instead of ruining a system you can never even comprehend.

looks extra smelly

lol what are you, autistic?

nothign wrong with smelly feeet

Yes.

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Nice crackers, nice feet.

I'm a tenured professor, too. Everyone thinks the same. Just fuck off.

anybody remember a channel on youtube named edgar ramirez or Edgard ramirez and he lives in cali and had a couple vids where he went to the mall and picked up a couple of foot models? He posted a video of him getting a footjob by one of them and it got deleted off youtube. I'm looking for that video if anyone had it.

Anyone here enjoy TTL vids as much as me?Damn those Colombian kids have nice asses.

hot but also AAAAAAA MY HEAD. I've done a lot of boxing sparring in my past and I can feel each and every one of these blows.

Nothing wrong with this, when I had moviepass I would go alone in the middle of the week when my gf was working

Very based and incredibly redpilled.

based gigachad poster

Why didn't you just rest your arms on the backs of their seats

I don't know about strange but once I went to see some capeshit with some friends and one of them got stuck with a little cousin, was about 12 years old, the little shit couldn't stay but you know, kids, thing is we were messing with him getting him riled up and upset while we were on the line, he got so mad he threw a tantrum and stared spazing and swinging his arms around causing a chain reaction that ended with 3 other people dropping their popcorn and soda, we laughed so hard and gladly they didn't do shit because he was just a kid.

I used to work nightshift and go to the morning screening at the local arthouse cinema (GFT, UK). It was always something I'd never watch at home like Tootsie, Fat City, or Crimes and Misdemeanours (to name three) and always good fun.

>12y/o acting like that
absolutely disgusting

When I was a freshman in high school me and several of our football teammates went to the movies with our girlfriends for one of their birthdays. I spent the movie with my arm around my girlfriend's shoulder groping her tits. Buddy exclaims "he's grabbing her titties!" Look back and smile at him, hand still full of big fourteen year old tit. He moves to the other side of the theatre with his girlfriend and more or less forces her to give him a blowjob in the theatre. I rode home with his gf in her mom's minivan while she vomited his cum and cried about how bad her stomach hurt. The movie was Chicken Little. It was a kino experience.

My 12 year old cousin doesn't act like that
>even when I make her suck my dick

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went on a date with a girl i met on tinder, completely forgot about her during the movie, she was so mad she didn't even said goodbye

>tfw girls are starting to wear flip flops and sandals again
it's like heaven bros

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forgot about her how? did you leave without her or something right after the movie?

Is there anything more sexy than that?

Was it a good movie?

I don't but I do love feet channels like aesthetic feet

Someone's mouth on my dick?

That's why they're perfect. And it looks like she was wearing boots, making them extra smelly.

Someone's soles on your dick

Invest in sunglasses, my friend. You can look all you want without getting caught.

This happened to me at Alien vs Predator. Was drunk as shit and ended up pissing all over the seats in front of me at one point.

How about mouth on your dick and feet on your face at the same time?

WAT

I prefer a 'lazy 69' where you can see the mouth, tits, and ass, but don't need to eat pussy. |You can touch the feet during ths too

how do you hide your erection in swim trunks tho

It's true. But one exception can be made.

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What movie are they watching?

Make sure they're real tight.

Footfags are fucking animals

Movies are horrible first dates, if you’re going to one you actually want to see.

How so

The film melted during The Money Pit when I was a kid. Everybody left kind of stunned. Got our money back.

t. took the Chantixpill

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Lmao wtf. Then what happened user? Did you just let him get away with it

I like feet and I voted Trump. It goes pussy > feet > armpits > thighs > ass > tits

During the movie. You see, when you go to the cinema with a girl you just met, you don't usually watch the movie...
nah just average, that mars movie with matt damon. but sometimes my mind just goes blank when im watching movies

>let him get away with it
as if it wasn't justified

>American movie theatres have cops and or security.
THIRD WORLD
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Worked once so i thought about trying again but yeah I've learnt my lesson

>alright, rest stop time. put that tongue to work and refresh my tired soles

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Stand up comedy is what the awkward autist actually wants to bring his date to. Some other man does all the conversation for you and you get the credit. Cinema is obvious you dont know what you are doing.

That's the reddit retard that has a constant retarded, sad face in like 90% of her posts

this is not even strange, just the kind of experience you get once in every ten times you go to theater

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>An Asian man was eating loudly beside me.
>It kept going
>I told him to stop
>He couldn't speak English
>I mimed being an Asian man loudly eating food at him and told him to stfu

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>arm tattoos
Blegh
>neck tattoos
I'm out of vomit but the dry heaving continues

Her soles are pretty

Keep looking down my friends.

>how do you hide your erection in swim trunks tho
Just cross your arms

>no please! Last time was grueling! No, no, nooooooo!
>bmphhhhhh

We met on tinder but she was the one who asked me out, I wasn't even that interested so I thought I might as well just watch a movie. Stand up comedy is the worst, best places for first date are restaurants, if you suggest going to a bar in the first date she might think you're treating her like a whore.

>Big fat fatty through most of high school
>crush on qt from class
>hang out a few times
>sperg out and tell her I like her over text
>no reply for two fucking years
>lose a bunch of weight and get a haircut
>post pics to normiebook
>she texts me almost instantly after
>”omg user I never saw this we should hang out!”
>say ok because no girl has ever wanted me before
>go to see the fucking maze runner with her
>it’s shit but I’m not paying attention
>tv has taught me putting your arm around a girl casually is the key that unlocks movie makeouts
>try to scheme my move the whole time
>slowly inching closer to her
>finally get my arm around her shoulder but she’s too far so it’s extremely awkward
>she has literally no reaction just keeps watching
>idk what to do from here. In the movies it just sort of happens
>just sit there with my arm like that till the movie ends
>tfw shoulder sore as fuck
>take her home day we should hang out again
>she says yeah!
>literally never see her again
My only regret was not telling that roastie to eat shit for ignoring me when I had the chance.

I went to the kinoplex to watch Solo and there was a Chad and Stacy sitting behind me kissing and giggling the whole time. Anyways, about halfway through the movie she takes her feet and places them on the top of the chair I was sitting in, I turn around and she's making out with Chad and he's fingering her, and her feet were inches away from my face, I was rock hard and they smelled like lotion and it triggered my foot, humiliation and cuckold fetishes all at once, anyways her feet stay up near my face for a good twenty minutes before she rubs them together for a bit and puts them down. I was rock-hard the whole time. She then spent the rest of the movie dangling her flip flops and absentmindedly kicking my chair

Unironically one of the top experiences in my life

Wow. This story is immensely disappointing on pretty much every front

Always ctrl-f before posting, user.

I accidentally found the greatest movie going experience possible.
Watching a shitty movie in a theatre full of black people is peak movie going experience.
Its like ghetto MST3K.

What? The stories are completely different, I was watching Solo not Avengers.

My fiance is down for foot worship and kissing and massages but ive never had her face trample me. I think this weeekend im gonna get underneath her soles and let her stand and step all over my face with her cute soft soles

What's up with the guy punching himself? Was he amping himself up for the fight? Was he so primed for punching that it did not matter whom the fists punched? Was he trying to psych out the instigator (although nobody was watching)? Was it like a masturbational primal punch response? I have so many questions.

Yes

This is why you drench your croutons in dressing before eating.

who was in the wrong here?

>"boy, don't you start smoking. I could always trade my cigarette ration for bread. That's how I survived."
I'm almost certain they didn't have comics at the eastern front

Solesweat tastes soooooooooooooooo fucking good bros

This happened to me last night when I was watching Avengers with the lads.

>fungi feet

It tastes salty, meh, but smelling them is divine.

yeah, buy my old sock mate

Chew with your mouth closed next time, you mongoloid.

im not into feet at all. but when I'm fucking my gf I suck on her toes and lick her feet. she loves it.
I enjoy watching her get off.

I also spit in her face and choke her. she loves it.

You know who the real incels are because for the most part women love their feet being played with.

Choking turns on a surprisingly high number of women. My gf also loves it when I do dominating things to her. Slapping, choking, degrading etc

>My gf also loves it when I do dominating things to her. Slapping, choking, degrading etc

I'm sure most women love this. but most guys don't do it.

she wants me to pee on her. desu I'm not really into that either but I'll do it for her. It's fun to pretend.

rough/dominate sex is awesome. I workout so it's fun to dominate her and be aggressive. nothing more fun then finding someone where you both can be giant perverts.

I think she wants to peg me. but I'm not into that one bit. but I'd love to fuck her in the ass. too bad my dick is FAR too big. but we'll get their one day.

Footfags are genuinely the strangest cunts to walk this planet.

Haven't fucked my girl yet, she's actually not my gf yet, but when should I try to choke her, and should I do it lightly at first?
She told me she loves a guy in control though and being demanding

>but when should I try to choke her, and should I do it lightly at first?

test it out. just put your hand there first. see if she likes it. generally if her pussy gets tighter shes into it. Then after sex a few times I generally ask.

>"hey how rough can I be with you?"

legit have that convo. can I slap your face? can I spit in your face? can I call you a slut? etc etc.

>High school
>go to movie with a few buddies
>for whatever reason one of them invites a nignog they know
>nignog brings three of his sisters ranging 10, 15, and 26
>10 year old ran up and down the aisles ALL MOVIE
>15 year old behaved normally
>26 year old was literally on phone call nonstop talking about the fucking movie
>male nignog was clearly intent on starting a fight all day
>emo dude and his girls (early 20s) on a date
>he walks in front of them and farts in the dudes face and shouts "whoops wrong aisle!" before it even starts
>dude tells them to be quiet in movie
>dude laughs, rest ignore him
>nignog starts kicking the hell out of his chair
>emo guy stomachs it farts, kicks, and leaning forward to whisper in his ear "bitch" and "pussy"
>emo kid clearly embarassed and his girl is ashamed
>she posts up to nignog
>he apes out and grabs the kids jewfro and beats him till his face is covered in blood
>onsite cop breaks it up and cuffs nignog
>nignog seated on sidewalk cuffed
>sisters have all mysteriously vanished
>cop asks us if we know him, "no."
>mid talk the nignog bolts it in cuffs
>fat onsite officer doesn't even bother
>he was 13
It was surreal.

Used to work in a cinema. One time there was a gang of couples who went to see 50 shades of grey. They all bought the same stuff: large popcorn, nachos with cheese and drinks.
They didn't eat any of it.
Almost untouched.

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maybe they were too turned on ?

How are feet degenerate

>she wants me to pee on her. desu I'm not really into that either but I'll do it for her. It's fun to pretend.
That's something we both want to do to each other someday but haven't yet.

>I think she wants to peg me. but I'm not into that one bit.
lolnope, I tried to finger my ass one time, with lube, and it hurt like a motherfucker. I don't know how I can take massive shits but not finger my prostate, oh well.

>but I'd love to fuck her in the ass.
Anal is amazing and it plays nicely with the domination. But you have to prepare her ass with fingers etc first.

When you're comfortable in your relationship. Don't do it the first few times, it'll be weird. But if you have other fetishes, let her know beforehand, you're both (I assume) adults. Talking about fantasies before actually fucking for the first time is amazingly fun and I envy you.

oh god, don't even get me started (no pun intended)
we once found a cucumber after one of the projections, we immediately went for safety gloves to remove it

I was seeing Planet of the Apes remake
It was a full theater so couldn't sit with senpai.
Was stuck next to a stinky neckbeard.

The strange part?
He got up 3 times in the movie and returned wearing 3 different pairs of shorts each time.

>hear velcro being torn behind me
>hear a loud snap and a few clicks like someone is tapping something
>suddenly loud banging noises and flashes as I run for the door
never bothered looking up what went down

>Be me
>Go to see the terminator movie with the chick terminator, cant remember which one that was
>Go with friend, friend's brother and friend's girlfriend
>Friend's girlfriend jerks him off during the movie, they use brothers jacket to wipe up the cum
>leaving the theater, brother asks for jacket
>they show him the cum on it
>the brother freaks out
>the girlfriend takes the jacket and tries to wipe the cum on the brother
>the brother freaks out even more
>I'm just standing back laughing my ass off.

So first choke her and then tell her to go out with you

based

>no penis inspection stories
>no crab legs
>no couples only
>just a bunch of cuckolds and footfags

Man Yea Forums has really gone to shit

I got jerked off once while high by my then slit gf and we thought we were the only ones in the room but there was one dude inthefront and another couple in the back full on fucking. It was some Disney movie like toy story or something late night show.

exhibitionists

Please don't do this. This poster is the devil and is trying to get you to kill yourselves, listen to Mozart or Bach instead, nice wholesome music that won't make you suicide.

Where was this? That might have been me.

I have crohn's disease, so I shit my pants frequently. I always bring 2 or 3 extra pairs of shorts or pants to the theater.

that's pretty fucking based if you ask me

Based alpha
I hope that man is still haunted by the memory

>just moved to LA
>go see movie with step brother
>it’s that race car will feral movie
>half way through the movie notice every other person is a gay couple making out
>turns out it was some sort of gay outing day
>step bro and me leave after it’s apparent other shit is happening and we don’t know each other well and it’s awkward
That’s about it.

based lowkey footfag thread

Stay on topic please.

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Lol I probably won't notice her pussy getting tighter until we fucked a few times since I'm still a virgin.
Thanks for the advice though.

Yeah I agree with you, I'll do it a while after we first have sex, but I'm sure she's the type of girl who really likes to please her man, and the fetishes will slowly come out over time.
I unironically have a foot fetish but will subtly introduce this by kissing her ankles and her foot when we fuck, and see her reaction to it.

Nope

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Great taste, user.

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Thanks for this image I shall use it

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I love smallish girls with biggish feet.
Me on the right.

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me with slenderman

Emptish theater. Me, friend, and 2 really fat people. I hear slapping sounds and turn around to see fat one giving a handy to fat two. I turn back around and watch the movie

Whats this from?

someone shot up your kinoplex mate

What the fuck can you explain more???

No idea got it from some user who posted a webm the other day. She doesn't actually hold her feet up to the screen though, it's just her getting up off the bed.

Such a newfag post.

in my day we used aspie and sperg

Just had a cinema date with a girl and she let me grope her big titties

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informative

>and she grabs popcorn with her feet from my bucket
B-but why?

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teach me more, is her ass up in the air or how is this possible?

Did you get to finger her soles

She knows.

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I did something similiar but we were in the front
I don't know what I was thinking but it was hot someone definitely noticed

SAVED

that's great I like that girl

I might buy a subaru crosstrek lads