We all have super powers in this room

No because the power armour lets me blow things up and fly and shit.

They start fucking until one of them falls in love.

Nibba before him was asking too much money so they had to find a cheaper one, turned out to be him.

He is swimming in money now and he probably doesnt have to work until the end of his life so he is got that going for him!

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Why do people hate this guy?

>Stark is dead
How the hell is Rhodey and Potts going to to keep their suits now. I'm pretty sure Tony was the only one not only inventing new suits for them, but also maintaining them.
I doubt any of them know how to create new suits, let alone rebuild or preserve what they have now

He looks like he has AIDS.

because he's black
personally I like him

some writers would get fired

Starks daughter can build new ones and maintain them

>people
>Yea Forums
Pick one.
For the latter it's because he's black and an outspoken liberal that's pretty combative on social media.

There is a plothole that I can't understand. Allegedly they all needed pym particles to travel through time-space. How did then Bad Nebula brought 2014 Thanos & all his armies to that future withouth those particles?

Well inventor is dead, yes but im pretty sure they will be able to mass produce latest suit mark via AI. Its not like Tony Stark was manually assembling Iron Legion.

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>the only reason he has a suit in the first place is because he stole it
based marvel

F.R.I.D.A.Y automates a lot of the process. They probably won't have any major upgrades for a while though.

THE POWER OF GIBS!

Tony probs left his AI things to handle the creation of suits. They aren't going to improve without him but they could still do shit like the Iron Legion did before.

they had good nebula's particles

I'm surprised he didn't wear this suit

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so, in the comics he has a relationship with captain marvel, will they go for that?

What kind of faggot would take muscles over flying and missiles?

They waited.

even in the first iron man movie the fabrication of the suit was all automated and done by jarvis after stark had worked out the specs, so even without him coming up with new innovations they should be able to repeair and rebuild if his AI is still active, I can't imagine he wouldn't leave it under pepper or blacks control after he was gone.

Banner is the second-in-line for all things technological. He helped Tony create the Hulkbuster, and was wearing it even in Endgame when Tony was absent. That implies he knows how Stark's suits work and can fix/maintain them without Stark. He was even responsible for creating the time machine when Tony just gave up. Cap also turns to him when Tony told him off.

Did he even kick ass in the final battle?
I don't recall that

>swimming
don't think so

Shuri will figure it out

>hello regular sized man
Was that supposed to be funny?

people hate him? i just think he looks too old. he looks frail and thin and a few grey hairs away from looking like someones grandpa

Cap grabbed 4 vials in the past, and him and Stark only needed two to get back to the present. Bad Nebula had the two extra to work with.

i'm retarded

I smirked.

nebula was on rhodey's team though

That scene when everyone bullies Ant-Man but then Hulk is nice enough to give him tacos

kek

I don't know why Hulk giving him a taco reminded me of some kind of commercial.

If they don't introduce Wolverine and the rest of the X-Men, Deadpool, Cable, Daredevil, Silver Surfer, Punisher, Ghost Rider, The Fantastic 4, Adam Warlock, Luke Cage, Moon Knight, Iron Fist, She-Hulk, Narmor, and other heavy hitter Marvel characters to replace the ones we lost in this film, this stage four will fall flat on its face. This is without even mentioning all the Marvel villains they need to introduce.

my sides

Marvel movies have the most faggoty sense of humor.

He should have became Captain America

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Reminder that Mat-man and the Hulk have a commercial together

And? They all met up in the same place in the present.

Hammer Tech baby.

I only just noticed the Hulkbuster doesn't even make an appearance in this entire movie.

You can have both, though. Pick up a bunch of rocket launchers and shit. You're super powered. You con't even need to fly, you can just jump really high.

The scene where they fly to Thanos' new planet to fuck him up

Cap's serum let him be extremely skilled at everything. It's not just muscles.

Don't know if anyone caught it when Tony is talking to his parents but they're obviously setting up the eventual reveal that he isn't a real Stark and got adopted

They'll get a black girl and make her the new iron man, and also she's a genius and an insufferable piece of shit without a personality who's coddled by everyone around her and her name will be Riri Williams.

elaborate

I was surprised they didn't unzip their pants and touch dickheads during the elevator ride. Missed opportunity.

What the fuck

It does. Right at the beginning of the movie when they go kill thanos at the garden

So just like in the comics. At least it will be accurate.

B

Can we have Peni Parker instead?

Anthony is adopted in the comic, his adoptive mother could not get pregnant and only was able to have her first true son with the help of grey aliens from area 51

I'm not joking

modern Marvel comics, or the established stuff?

Yes it matters because they're made in two different eras with two differing writing mindsets. One's about SJW bullshit and the other's about plain old story-telling.

I hope we get the 5 hour version to see why all that fuckery on Titan in IW can't just be changed by Strange.
>inb4 because we wouldn't get A4 then

Why didn't Tony give some suits to Nebula and Hawkeye???

God, I'm hope not. I hope MCU ignores Tony's real origins as a orphan altogether. The fact that Tony was unaware that's he's not a real Stark, just the son of some random Shield Agents, while he just a adopted decoy for his adoptive brother, the true son of the Starks, who was genetically engineered by an alien to be the smartest man alive and advance humanity forward just reeks of complicated retconned BS.

It's Empire of Dust all over again

>Tony can make suits overnight
>doesn't just make them for everyone
Really makes you think. Although to be fair, he doesn't live in a lab anymore

That sounds fucking retarded even for a comic

He gave suits to Rhodes, Pepper and Spiderman
why not everyone else?????

This is about the worst thing I've read, worse than any spoiler. I hate how it comes out of as a result of this movie too.

Who are they gonna cast as Arno?

UNHAND ME YOU OLD HAGGARD CRONE

No where do they allude to that in the movie. Faggot

Danny Devito

Wtf? Does the room they were standing in give anyone inside it superpowers?

>dude you don't need to fly, just jump really high
lmao retard

The scene after Thanos shoves Nebula's head up his rectum and pinches her head off with his anal muscles.

Jumping is nowhere near flying retard.

Well, it's true. Tony almost exclusively never flies when fighting only on mooks. When he flies on Thanos in IW, he gets his shit pushed in.

what if nebula & war machine (who don't give a fuck about each other) were sent after the soul stone

It's like falling with style.

This just sounds so awful. Who thought this was a good idea? Who else are the Marvel comic writers going to tamper with? Are they going to make one of the Avengers a clone all along, or something?

Yeah thought so. Retard

Good luck becoming a cripple when people shoot you out of the sky, brainlet.

I don't even get this part of the movie. Did Nebula just not care to explain how you get the soul stone even though she knew?

they purposefully sent widow and hawkeye for this reason and nebula even says it

They got Wakanda scientists who will make them twice as better as the white devil ever could!

>he didn't see the 12 hour director's cut
Kek, fucking pleb. Start taking capeshit seriously.

They'd fuck until one of them fell in love with the other and then they'd sacrifice the one who didn't fall in love

At least of you crash while jumping you'll live because of your swole bod. Crash in an iron suit and you'll break your fucking spine.

They'll have a one-second shot of a nigger reading a book as a means to get past this.

Nah I’ll be pounding your moms fur burger nerd.

Shit excuse. He would got his shit pushed in even if he danced to Thanos.

Not everybody wants a suit

Enjoy my sloppy seconds. Cuck.

Why doesn't Wakanda just make suits for everyone? It seems like a really cheap endeavor considering how much vibranium they have. And how does the suit even work? As far as I'm aware, you can't be hurt if you have Vibranium on, so Black Panther in theory never gets hurt, so why not just give it to everyone? It's not like anyone ever destroys his suit a single time.

I like the actor but his character is literally

>OOGA BOOGA ME STEAL SUIT
>OOGA BOOGA ME AVENGER NOW

Did they even wish he could walk again with the Infinity Stones?

Why wasn't past Gamora with the guardians in the end? Did she get dusted by Tony with the rest of past Thanos' forces

Sorry got to that pig first

Rhodes/Pepper can just call up banner (who is super available and supportive, find a suitable time to meet with tony and get him to grind a weekend out on new suits. They can even bring it to the future with no consequence. The availability of time travel now trivializes damn near everything.

>tfw he really did steal the suit
Damn, why does it got to be like that? If it was a different actor, would he still do the same?

Seems unlikely, she was part of the girl power charge scene and Quill looking for her sets up AotG nicely

She didn't know how that you have to sacrifice a loved one to get the stone. She just knew that the stone was on planet vormire.

GOT3 will basically be this for 2hrs 30m

Shouldn't the stones have dusted people all across time and space? And shouldn't the stones have been destroyed across all of time and space?

Dumbass movie desu

Not even in an infinite amount of timelines boyo.

The stones are absolutely retarded so no because just using them basically guarantees death as far as they're aware. It's bullshit space magic like Thor explains, so they don't even risk using the stones.

She does know because of what happened to Gamora. She tell Gamora 'I know what he does to you' in Endgame

autism is my superpower

>choosing a dumb suit of armor that the government would surely take from you vs being able to bench press a truck unassisted.
Your virgin is showing.

When he’s talking to his dad in 1970 and he says “were expecting our first” and Tony seems confused since he’s older

You are reliant on Tony stark to repair your suit when damaged, fix bugs, and to replenish your ammo. And what will you do if you get in trouble while your out grocery shopping and the suit is at home.

I'd rather take captain's serum, you just take it once and it is with you always.

Holy fuck are you soiboi retards actually using spoilers for this shit? Why don't you just fuck off back to reddt/tumblr? Fucking nerdy pussies

I hate his fucking nostrils so much.

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>becoming invisible when it's dark

They obviously spent time together in the 5 years we didn't get to see. She even refers to him as "Rhodes".

she knew how but she can't accept the why because that would be accepting that gamora is the favorite child

>not being an Alpha Chad like War machine and preventing the government from ever doing that
War Machine's real super power is being able to get himself out of any situation.

b-but the mods will ban me!

she literally said when they flew away to the planet that they just have to hope they don't fall out

the super power they were referring to was liberalism all along.

>Extremely fat bitch next to me screams "awwwwww!".

>Surprisingly still doesn't ruin the wholeseomeness for me

I mean, if you think it. Liberalism was what lead to what Tony was talking about in the beginning of the movie to Steve about how he could have just had Vision and the suits protect Earth.

He's all about that superhero life lol

he didnt even say they all had super powers. he said they all did the super hero thing because captain bitchface was trying to act special like if nobody else was going around saving people

hello nigger skinned man

She was right though. They don't even care to resurrect all the other aliens, only humans on Earth.

Imagine, half the universe population's alien pussy gone forever. A shame.

'We're all about that Superhero life' is the exact quote.

now THIS is the original comment Yea Forums needed

Rhodes was based in this. Cheadle is a class act in interviews too.

If that's so then why did the Guardians of the Galaxy come back as well? They clearly brought everyone back.

>tfw just realized he can't swim because of his legs

Rhodes has been pretty consistently based, imo.

POST THE FUCKING IMAGE OF HIM

Tony gave it to him in IM2
Fury even reminds the audience that the suits are coded to individuals and he couldn't have taken it unless Tony let him (because he was dying at the time)

Protect trans kids

Are you retarded? They undid the snap ergo everyone is back.

That nigga ultron on a flash drive somewhere he can do it

And black panther sister is insanely smart too.

The pym particles have to be used on the side doing the traveling
Past nebula used real nebula's particles to replace her in the future
At no point was thanos given particles to shrink his ship to go to the quantum realm

why was the tone all over the place? it couldn't decide what kind of movie it wanted to be

also that bald girl from black panther felt so out of place especially the black panther war cry

Banner/Parker/Shuri are all smart enough to figure it out

>not including Ned

he already failed at being Iron Patriot

Parker isnt smart in the mcu. I'm hoping he becomes tosmart in honor of stark though.

Hulk is based

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He is smart, he's just not a turbo-brain powered by Vibranium in his genes

Iron patriot should have been saved for a possible dark avengers movie

>Listen to your mom, she knows better
What did he mean by this?

I'd cringe but this is a movie for kids so it isn't for me.

Yes he is he's just young.

The MCU wiki says Tony was born on May 29, 1970
This theory is wrong

Why not both

If the kids love it, it doesn't bother me the least

is that even considered dabbing? wasn't the head facing to the folded arm a core feature?

It's not a theory. We just were telling you what happens in the comics. If they want to do the story line they can change any dates they want

Same. It's easier to kidnap them when they're distracted.

What? He's not older, he was just in shock that Howard was talking about him in that way

>We just were telling you what happens in the comics.
Oh that's fucking gay then

I can't imagine even the plebbiest mousecuck caring about War Machine. The character served no purpose in any of the films and Don Cheadle is some of the most inappropriate casting ever. Should have just killed him off when they paralyzed him.

No, they need the crippled black gimp for diversity points.

>tfw Cap chose Falcon over War Machine because they were fighting on the same side in Civil War

Good bait. Almost angrily replied.

Why didn't stark make a suit for each of the avengers?

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I think he mentions in IM3, that only he is going to have them aside from War Machine.

How did Cap travel to all those planets to retrieve the stones while in the past?
Why did he ignore helping people in all those disasters back in the past?
Why did he give to someone he knew for like a year from jogging his legacy instead of his bff who he was ready to die for and turn against the entire world?
If Cap gives the soul stone back can he get Black Widow back? a soul for a soul after all

Obviously the AO helps him since she can just open portals and he has to go to her anyways.

Why didn't they go to the AO and ask her to open portals to travel to all those planets instead of having to separate in small groups and put themselves in danger?

oh i dont know. maybe one of those ultra powerful stones hes carrying lets him teleport or something

he put his green shlong inside his mom

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No, my inferiority complex makes me think everyone doesn't like me so I'm unable to just talk to girls that show signs of being into me because I think I'd just annoy them.

>If Cap gives the soul stone back can he get Black Widow back? a soul for a soul after all
yeah thats what I was thinking too.

Oh shit, is Justin Hammer going to make his triumphant return after 5 years of absence?

but cap can rip the suit apart with his bare hands also now he gets a hammer he can ride through the air

if one of those ultra powerful stones lets him teleport, why they wasted time thinking and planning where to get the others instead of just picking the teleporting one and teleport to those places, as a group, all together?

what major upgrades do they need? they just ask friday to make it and it will. what the fuck does tony even do?

>haha filthy frank 2016 ten year old boy with a fat ass XD

huh?

it literally is not a dab, it's two finger points when you say "radical time hanging with you brothers, peace be with you dudes"

Remember that blonde 20-something tall man at the funeral that they showed and you couldn't tell who the fuck that was? That was the kid from IM3. He'll be doing suits now.

>Remember that blonde 20-something tall man at the funeral that they showed and you couldn't tell who the fuck that was? That was the kid from IM3.

well fuck, thank you because I had no idea who that cunt was and it irked me

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this guy gets it

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GOTG are americans

>choosing a suit of power armor you can't even repair
fucking low IQ as fuck.
If you were Stark and just jerryrig everything with bullshit nanomachines and magic science then you'd have a point but warmachine is just a military man, he could be replaced by a sophisticated drone and it would make no difference.

But if she had two spare particles in the future then how did she get them to past Thanos

she but id in her pusy and anse.

Where's the Japanese camrip?

Check inside your anus.

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pretty much. He literally has zero relevance outside of literally stealing Tony's suit for 3 movies and not doing jack shit

write that down WRITE THAT DOWN

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>how did she get something to the past using a time machine

doesn't Pepper have one too?

>One particle = One trip
>Two particles = Two Trips = One round trip
>Nebula going to the past + Nebula coming back to the future + Thanos and his entire ship and army coming to the future = Three trips = Two particles
???
How the fuck did his entire ship get affected by time travel anyway, as far as we see the time travel was localized to whoever was wearing a suit

he was making fun of you cause that was some shitty pedo joke that an unironic poltard the_donald edgelord would use

Must have struck a nerve with the both of you.

Bad Nebula steals Good Nebula's vial. Bad Nebula goes to present. Bad Nebula uses Cap_ Extra _Vial _A to send Cap_Extra_Vial_B to Thanos. Thanos uses Cap_Extra_Vial_B to come to present.

You did, my brother died that way.

Did he ever get a new suit or has the air force just been bolting new guns and armor to the one Tony gave him in iron man 2?

>not just utilizing your super strength and toughness to rocket jump everywhere
what a gay

it's called racism are you're the one suffering it

>Ignoring plot holes for a second
Thor, Ant Man, and Renner saved this piece of shit from being a laughable fan-fest with no well executed narrative.

I thought he played his part well.

the AI probably knows everything that stark knows.

Everyone would cheer as Nebula kicked him off the cliff.

Because he’s a painfully woke off screen and looks like a turtle with aids on screen.

Stop calling them liberals, they’re after censorship, control, victim narratives, wealth redistribution. That’s not liberalism.

Stop calling them liberals, they’re after censorship, control, victim narratives, wealth redistribution. That’s not liberalism.

Exactly the point they all leave out on purpose. Some shit created by an obese racist psycho like Bendis, because he hates white SpiderMan, doesn’t mean a fucking thing.

Because that’s his little family. His best friend, his wife, his twink.

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How the fuck was Don Cheadle cheaper anyway? He has been a big actor since the early 2000s. I can't even remember the name of that previous dude.

Umm excuse me, who do you think?

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this

Why didn't they go back in time to swap actors back?

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I mean, he could've made an AI version of himself.

RATE THE CHARACTERS WITH 5 BEING THE AVERAGE, PREVIOUS MOVIE QUALITY, SO NEITHER IMPROVEMENT NOR DOWNGRADE

>Cap: 8/10 (9 with the hammer)
>Thor: 3/10 being fat was ok for 2 minutes but didn't expect him to stay that way
>Stark: 6/10 little bit better
>Nebula: 7.5/10 much better
>Hulk: 3/10 I thought he'll quit his basedboy state when fighting
>Natasha: 6/10 little bit of improvement (7/10 because of dying finally)
>Antman: 8/10 pretty cool
>flying nig: 4/10 blander than bland
>fungus: 2/10 meh
>Hawkeye: 6/10 but -1 point for his hairstyle

Because he's a black or UH as i like to call them njggers

if I could repair my own because I'm high IQ as fuck like starks, yeah. cap can't even flying.

Power armor is for pussies

Joke aside, IM2 armor was the peak warmachine

He's so underused in the sequels that you can't barely see the designs, except maybe the ugly Iron Patriot armor

Not to mention that Antman was basically more useful than Captain Marvel

Man, I fucking hate brainlets like you.

jesus christ

What the fuck does cpt marvel have to do constantly that she barely shows up?

>Hating captain planet
No way

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He mentions it in endgame, to give entire U.S army superpower. But, it got rejected.

>This guy

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thank fuck

Because 1*1=2 and Terry would destroy their quantum mechanics with his genius.

There’s a whole lotta planets out there in chaos, bro

The fuck is this, she knew Gamora died on Vormir in IW, but there'd be no conceivable way for Nebula to know the exact details behind the sacrificial ritual other than a retcon through this . Not even Gamora knew about the ritual before Red Skull told them, and she's the one who found it in the first place.

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>The Avengers that buillied Ant-Man are the ones that get saved by him.

Cap had the best scene in the whole movie

>black sidekick/best friend
>lasted 20+ movies without being killed
that is a superpower