/GoT/ - Game of Thrones

First for Kinvara, High Priestess of the Red Temple of Volantis, the Flame of Truth, the Light of Wisdom, and First Servant of the Lord of Light. For the thread is dank and full of memes.

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And your sister...

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youtu.be/FrJ5LGe-fTc?list=LL-t4FY7TWP58ZGXSHI96buw

>people outraged 18 to arya portrayed by a 21 yo wants to have sex

>14yo tommen portrayed by a 16 yo has sex with someone twice his age
>not a problem

Ygritte, more like Regret, am I right?

We bless this thread

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More Lancel, your Grace?

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Why did burning Shireen did absolutely jackshit?

Stannisjizz got them a shadow assassin. Burning leeches from a diluted bastard killed the 4 usurpers. Sacrificing a baratheon heir should have done at least something.

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loose roose strikes again

it melted the snow

americucks are weird

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>Show constantly jokes about male genital mutilation
>Not a problem
>Woman is victim of some sort of violence
>Total outrage

it did nothing for the false king and usurper stannis baratheon

it gave melly the power to resurrect the true king jon fucking snow

how hard is it for you spergs to understand this

YOUR MOTHER WAS A DUMB WHORE WITH A FAT ARSE

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shut your damn mouth

wypipo ruin everyth-

>cleared the weather so they can march to their death faster

lel what a piss poor tradeoff

Sza and Travis Scott are really goot

his death was the exact episode I stopped watching this series.

This is Robin Arryn.
Lord of the Vale.

Say something nice about him.

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Yes, your Grace.

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She didn't feel empowered or supercharged at all. Hell she's even surprised her magic still fucking works at that moment.

TTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTT

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More dick, your Grace?

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I wonder how the show would be perceived if the Dothraki practiced female genital cutting and Tyrion made constant quips about Dany having no clit

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Like falling in love with Sophie!
youtube.com/watch?v=aO-nur8-OSY

LANCEL WHAT A STUPID NAME
SURROUNDED BY LANNISTERS

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I've missed the Titcow during the two latest Burlington Bar reactions

Come with me, Based Bobby B, and slaughter some
TARGARYEN FUCKING SHITS

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youtube.com/watch?v=309WhUEleBk

then why don't they
GIVE HER A SEX SCENE ALREADY

KINGSLAYER GET IN HERE WE'RE TELLING BOAR STORIES

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Fucking normie cunts

DO NOT TOOT IT

The sneed is strong.

*stares at you autisticly*

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MINISTER YOU, SSATOSHI!!!!

FUCK, I WAS SLEEPING

113534377
Fuck, those are some ugly ass feet

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God I wish that were me

POST THE DAMN LEAKS BEFORE I PISS ME SELF

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You know, Barristan's POV in Dance doesn't make him the political fool some readers make him out to be. Yes, he is clearly out of his field and he knows it. Still he distrusts almost everyone and even makes some smart observations. Shame he fell for Skahaz's lies...

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>Robb died because he started thinking with his dick and ignored the promise he made to Walder Frey
>Sansa lied under oath about Lysa's death
>Arya assassinates people instead of besting them in a fair fight
>Bran is an incel

Ned must be rolling in his grave right now.

>COME WITH ME AND TAKE THIS CITY
Name a better line

More cake, your Grace?

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go back to /biz/

Well lots of good that did him. Didnt he go full homo and jerk off with his cousin on stream?

cucked

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...wat?

bad poosey

Sophie Turner and Jessica Chastain are in Paris bitching about Dany calling her CRAZY

Mad queen confirmed?

twitter.com/dracxrys/status/1121832707510632448

Is the boar pregnant with TARGARYEN SEED your grace? I will slay LIKE I NEVER HAVE BEFORE

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Imagine if a female character went through the torture that theon did... BUT AHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOO SANSA WAS RAPED OFFSCREEN AHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

It's not gay to jerk off with your cousin on a livestream, user. It's perfectly natural and fine.

ON AN OPEN FIELD

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You can't just say things like that and not give a link

Ned lies his entire life about Jon snow so he will be very proud of Sansa. Other retards he hates for sure.

abloobloo

yeah wtf was up with that.

>Dorne is labeled "The Iron Throne"
>The actual region that holds the Iron Throne, the Crownlands, are also misnamed

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>calling you fucked wouldn't be strictly accurate

what did he mean by this?

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AZOR /OURGUY/

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That he actually follows the code he swore to uphold and therefore doesn't fuck inbred enemy whores

Strong italobrasiliani genes

Edd is gonna die a virgin

>haha incel

I think he's playing Risk-like game so I think they're labeled by who has control of them.
Or maybe that game was written by D&D, I dunno.

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oh come on, give a source

the nights watch uphold a bow of celibacy

they did, and it was beautiful

yeah, but one look at him and you know he's a fag

The layout of the land itself is also wrong, its just a shit map in general.

Bobby I have good news, your son has impregnated my daughter, we may finally join our houses.

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>/GoT/
/got/.

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>16 yo has sex with someone twice his age
because no 16 yo boy ever would complain about being deflowered by her Smirkness

They did, Ramsay gave her the fucking of her life

based

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that's not an autist's stare. That's how epileptics look when they had their ailment for man years

YOUR WHORE IS PREGNANT

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It’s CK2, those areas are loyal to the iron throne while the others are independent

Why arent you making thousands off having a text to voice bot read free folk threads?

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I got raped by my Highschool geography teacher when I was 15, believe me it sucks

>The most famous Unsullied were the Three Thousand of Qohor, who held back a Dothraki khalasar over fifty thousand strong. Only six hundred Unsullied survived, having killed twelve thousand of the Dothraki. To honor the Unsullied, the surviving Dothraki rode in before the Unsullied line, throwing their cut braids down in front of them.

So, the Unsullied seem to be some of the best fighters in the world, and can hold off massive attacks from enormous hordes.

Daenerys has 8,000 of them, nearly three times as many as the 3,000 of Qohor. It should be assumed they'll be extremely effective against the dead, right?

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The world is modified by the actions of the player you mongoloid, you pick a starting year and character where the map is mostly in line with history and go from there

She’s just in character since Sansa hates Dany

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why are people so fucking stupid lads

but was she on the hotness level of Ms Dormer?

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xvideos.com/video29546161/video_vazado_de_dean_charles_thompson

High in the Halls of the posts that are gone
Janny would dance with his trolls
The self worth he has lost and hot pockets he has made
The posts that upset him the most

The healthy weight thats been gone for so very long
He couldn't remember his face
They spun him around on the damp blue board
Spun away all his money and days

And he always does it for free
Always does it for free
He always does it for free
Always does it for free

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GOD I WAS BESSIE’S TITS THEN

/got/

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yeah well unless your geography teacher was margaery tyrell no one asked

>Making fun of people who held the line against an incomming dragon

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sam is the kind of redditor who calls others incels

this is some fucking advanced garbage

/ourahai/

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Fair point

Before I click this - is it going to get me on some sort of pedo list?

have sex

>Kit Harrington gets to fuck this every night
I was so mad when I found out they got married.

black music all sounds the same

YYAAAAS KING SLAY

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I hope not. Otherwise i might have a problem

People seem to shit on almost every aspect of the show in this general but why does no-one talk about how fucked up the accents are? Robert has a Yorkshire accent while Stannis has a mild cockney accent. Ned, Robb and Jon all have Yorkshire accents while Arya, Sansa and Bran's accents are closer to RP/Estuary. You'd think that siblings would all talk in a similar accent to each other. Then you have Davos being the only man in Westeros with a Geordie accent (a Northern accent) despite being from King's Landing (where they'd presumably have some sort of Southern accent). And Littlefinger speaks with some sort of London accent in season 1 but switches to some sort of Welsh/Irish/English hybrid accent in later seasons.

fat fuck

>xvideos.com/video29546161/video_vazado_de_dean_charles_thompson
eh don't worry user hes like 19 here i think

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>rooting for dany in this scene
How great will the normies reactions be when she becomes evil/dies? pic related

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she looks like a tranny
look at that jawline holy shit

also sansa might actually be more power hungry and crazy than dany

breaking oaths? based
loyalty? not based

Just browse in incognito

>typical brainlet trying to understand CK2

thats not him

meh, it's not like I'm skipping it if hear it in my playlist, butI wouldn't add it either

IT LEAKED

>CK2
>brains
lel, literally the easiest paradox strategy game

PLEASE

no one is falling for it unless you post it

Also the best

explain pls, what leaked?

spill it all user

this
watching it now
jamie dies

I just finished season 5 for the first time
Holy fuck Jon dies

is that really all it takes to browse cp safely?

Honestly if we really wasted so much time with Dany shitting around in Meereen just for her to get stabbed in the heart by Jon Snow Is be a little miffed

>Yaaas QUEEN SLAY gets BTFO by GRRM despite her years of delusions that she was "an alpha bitch"

I'm rock hard

If I say I have the leaks will you give me (You)s

NOH

Yes!

link faggot

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Oogiddy booogiddy, boogiddy googiddy

The unsullied are used as guards, mostly. Rich guys buy them as personal guards, and sometimes cities buy them in bulk to defend against attack. Their reputation is so fearsome usually only owning unsullied is enough to deter would-be attackers.

They don't really get used in offensive campaigns much because they're so expensive and hard to replace due to the limited supply. In some ways they'd be easier to use in an offensive campaign (wouldn't desert like most mercs or soldiers) but losing even a few hundred to disease and exposure would be a lost fortune compared to just having them defend the city.

Where did all the kino go?
youtube.com/watch?v=uwyvjgs40Oo&ab_channel=KristinaR

Why couldn't he keep his dick in his pants? In fact, he didn't even have to go that far just not marry the fucking twat.

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HERE'S THE LEAKS

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yes because this board is desperate

No, it's the worst.
>EU4>HOI3>HOI4>Vicky2>Imperator>CK2

How big do you think her nipples are?

okay this is epic

Is this that bitch from Burlington?

That's the power of love you incel

because the writer wanted to force him to die.

Lady Mary, of House Sue

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no leak but there are people who claim that it’s ready to be leaked but is currently on private servers. so its all bullshit otherwise

no that's bessie

>respectfully disagree x1

He really grew into those fat lips. When he was younger he looked fucking weird.

The writers wanted the actor to have romance scenes so they changed Jeyne Westerling into a love interest. Gurm objected to how different the character was after this change and requested that they changed her name.

>Brienne
>Mary Sue

fuck off

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>but is currently on private servers.
>on private servers.
what the fuck does that even mean ?

where did he leave his traffic cone?

She's really fucking fat in her knighting scene. Did her and Gilly take it in turns raiding the pantry?

the resurrection was fake and gay.

>private servers
the servers are private

Servers that aren't open to the public.

It means that he's an attention seeking faggot and that you shouldn't give him any more (You)s. You shouldn't pay any mind to any "leakers" until they post a link to the actual episode.

i really hope she dies next episode

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She's gonna get stabbed by her own sword.

yup. mary sue.

Lord Whiny Little Bitch of House Incel

I get the feeling isle of faces is going to play a role in the coming episodes

vocaroo.com/i/s0HUcu7ZEDdp

it will be yet another episode where almost nothing happens.

Hav' a butchers at dis lahvley bird lads. COR! Imagine 'er lickin' yer big winkie loik tha'!

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JUST

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She has avenged Renly's death, she has ensured the Stark sisters are back in Winterfell, she has vouched for Jaime's innocence and she has become a knight. There is no reason for her character to exist anymore.

he mad

and the text says???

archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/93715018/

leaks from previous year seem to be true , although it seems like we drove him off half way through

Is Bran really an incel when Meera would have been all over his crippled dick if he hadn’t gone full Three eyed raven autism?

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>He can't read russian
LMAO@urlife

SCHLOPP
SCHLOPP
SCHLOPP
SCHLOPP
SCHLOPP
SCHLOPP

>back when Drogo and Khaleesi embodied this show

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dany was never good. ever.

how does a pic of naked kit prove anything?

>full one eyed snake chadism

Based

he became a volcel, destroyer of thots

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Someone taller someone taller someone taller someone taller someone taller someone taller someone taller

someone taller someone taller someone taller someone taller someone taller someone taller someone taller someone taller someone taller someone taller someone taller someone taller someone taller someone taller someone taller someone taller someone taller someone taller

some russian thot olga from tv show dom2 got TARGED

he was taken advantage of while morning the death of his brother, his honor prevented him from leaving her

Russians have such a way with words

>She has avenged Renly's death
i know this is bait, but renly was retarded cunt, stannis, being the older borther, was the rightfull heir, renly's entire claim was a joke
>There is no reason for her character to exist anymore.
exactly

meant for

She's gonna be the hero and safe winterfell

based
manlets need to be exterminated

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What's Dany's tax policy?

i remember when the actors did the interviews together in season 6 and everyone thought they fucked, kek, she's clearly a dyke

Why did this post take so long, generals dead

How is that bait? Brienne was loyal to Renly and she killed the man responsible for his death. The fact that Renly had no legitimate claim to the throne is irrelevant.

>have 24 hour access to fully immersive VR rape porn kino
>implying anyone would still be interested in real girls

This was posted originally to some russian's thot instagram. It proves a lot

White males pay everything

so basically the same as any western country?

Only the manlets

Man I'm excited to see these cunts weep when she gets a shit ending

Good to know you haven't played the game.

>EU4 the best
>somehow has the incredible taste to put HoI3 as better than Hoi 4
nonono the real paradox game rank is
>Vicky2>Hoi3>Ck2>EU3>Hoi4>EU4
dunno imperator

>holding Valyrian steel by the fucking blade

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Pay or get burned.

is anything meaningful here

renly was responsible for his own death, her "avenging" stannis, the last known baratheon family member at the time, the king ned stark vouched for, was pure murder, nothing else, renly would've tried to kill him in battle and died either way, stannis had vastly superior combat expirience

and fewer men

>reminder the hound grabbed the same sword with his bare hands and they didn't get sliced in half

>sharpening valyrian steel

youtube.com/watch?v=yYw2hcEDIzw&
God I love this so much. This video is the closest we'll ever get to the Ghost of Winterfell.

>
Minorities and women are disadvanteged when it comes to income tax
washingtonpost.com/news/monkey-cage/wp/2016/04/18/how-the-u-s-tax-system-disadvantages-racial-minorities/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.88415eb6abf7

You're entitled to your point of view but there was no way Stannis was going to win if he had gave battle. He had less men than Renly's vanguard. Stannis would have been beaten in minutes and betrayed by his lords who still followed the Seven.

>Garo Studios
based as fuck
youtube.com/watch?v=-0wCh5wU3yc

where the FUCK is Alfie Allen's Emmy?

What's wrong with her tongue color.

4 my niggaz
youtube.com/watch?v=eTkxsPBTrnk

> Stannis is a usurper despite being the lawful king by every right, law, and tradition on the damn continent
> Jon is a true king despite being a non-legitimized bastard with four (4) trueborn Starks ahead of him in the succession at the time of his resurrection. Plus he already swore off any inheritance when he joined the NW.
> Unless you think being the son of an attainted bigamist gives him any kind of right to an ugly iron chair.
The absolute state of this fandom.

Pic was taken after she rimmed Gendry

in peter dinklages shelf

hot

fuck reek

He's probably going to survive because Dabid forgot he existed.

kek

WOULDN'T IT BE NICE IF the NK just kills everyone and the show ends with him sitting on the iron throne?

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Stannis is Baratheon scum. He deserved to be extinguished alongside us whole family.

Jon is a Targaryen. The rightful and noble king’s.

Doesn't deserve it. Pitty awards for being a fucking midget. Alfie deserves it.

I just want him to get his FUCKING cock back is that so much to ask

>horrible nigger music
they're really going all out to plese their normie audience fucking hell

but who is taller?

he was an usurper when he helped his fat ass brother over throw the targaryens... funny how the rules of westeros that he spews didnt apply then

I remember the season leaked up until the episode he died and I had to wait weeks thinking he probably survives only to have fucking greyworm survive instead.

>"All the chivalry of the south rides with me, and that is the least part of my power. My foot is coming behind, a hundred thousand swords and spears and pikes. And you will destroy me? With what, pray? That paltry rabble I see there huddled under the castle walls? I'll call them five thousand and be generous, codfish lords and onion knights and sellswords. Half of them are like to come over to me before the battle starts. You have fewer than four hundred horse, my scouts tell me-freeriders in boiled leather who will not stand an instant against armored lances. I do not care how seasoned a warrior you think you are, Stannis, that host of yours won't survive the first charge of my vanguard."

they also didn't apply when he had his brother murdered, which in this world is also an unforgivable crime
stannis is a fucking hypocrite

>reminder that emilia clarke was nomitaded for emmy and michelle farley wasn't even recognized for the red wedding
hacks

So how about the Arya Scene eh?

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Based Renly chad

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I stumbled upon these while looking for something D&D related and thought you guys might enjoy it

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>Bending pizza
Jesus wept

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Stannis was asleep in bed when Renly died. His hands are clean.

faggot brat, rest in piss

If I was Jaime I'd fuck my sister.

Nah, Dinklage was based back when he had material from the books to work with. Not his fault Dabid and co can't write a witty character.

>muh peach
renly and stannis were both majorly retarded, stannis put duty above everything and renly put his ego first, if they had joined forces they could've won the battle of the kings and had stanni sit on the throne and renly serve as the hand, stannis even admits to loving renly

circumcision is some weird custom practiced by in ib I think, somewhere far away from Westeros, sometimes real life is crueler and weirder than fantasy.

i like how it ignores asians, as always.

I don't quite seem to remember... how did he die again?

>Nigger grunts
BASED BASED BASED
YAAAS MY QUEEN YAAAS

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INCEL, GODS WHAT A STUPID NAME. INCEL LANNISTER, WHO NAMED YOU?

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SAVE ME GREYWORM... AAAAARGH

ARGGHHHHHHHHH S-SAVE ME BRIEENE

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If I was Jaime I'd jerk off to myself in the mirror

bummed to death

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There was nothing but cancer in there dumbass

got boned from behind

i'm so glad tywin wasn't bald with sideburns on the show, it looks hilarious in my mind

>no Loras reeeing and killing two of his fellow rainbow guard in gay anger

aids

It proves a lot of nothing

they got pretty dirty when he had to grab those leeches and throw them into the flames

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not a bad way to go for him

Brienne did it.

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Who is Arya running from in the trailer? Do you think it might be one of the dead Starks?

Taking more from the system than you put in on average isnt a disadvantage

I was not even talking about circumcision, but castration. How many jokes have been made at expenses of Theon and Varys? The ones with Ramsay and Theon were not subtle at all.

>tumblr
of course you're a brienne and renlyfag

A BOAR, NED! IT WAS A BOAR!

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It was a shadow with the face of Stannis Baratheon.
Gave him AIDS.

That faggot should have been flayed for that

Paris talking about burning shit to the ground... too soon

it's zombie pod or zombie renly, maybe both

>one of

all of their bodies are decapitated, missing or bones that cant be resurrected.... except for rickon

so if by one of you mean the only one, then yes

>Le lazy negro meme
Consider fucking off to /pol/

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t. lazy negro

Sam and jon have both had sex edd hasn’t

I've read a theory that she was luring some WW into the dark, just like she did for the waif.

Might be Ned though.

AZOR ZOMBIE RICKON

Oh my gawd, so strong. You go sister!

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I've been saying she was power hungry and crazy since season 1.
Can't wait to btfo my friends who say she's normal.

Based sophie for confirming.

>Men share creepy things females done to them
>Men
>Females
Kek

we both know this is bullshit
stannis is a usurper, a kinslayer and a heathen
he's lawful only if and when it suits him (i.e. brings him closer to the iron throne)

Do they even need light to see?

>"Bending"
>Not folding
>Unironically not folding Pizza

Get outta here man, its objectively the best way to consume such

Eh, not sure. In the books, it's 20k vs 5k, but Stannis has double siege lines (meaning Renly's charging horses into trenches, stakes, and barricades), he has superiority in archers (that have been drilling since book 1), and has a line of retreat to his ships if things go south. Renly's force is overwhelmingly armored horsemen, he puts Loras in the van and won't listen to his best generals like Tarly and Rowan, and since he raced way beyond his supply train he either has to attack now or retreat in disgrace since he is running low on food. He might be able to get a sally from the castle at the same time as his dawn attack, but he has no way to communicate with them and, again, double siege lines. And Stannis knows all this.

Had there been a 'Battle of Storm's End' in ACoK, I think Stannis had a good chance of pulling off a Crecy/Poitiers/Agincourt. Remember, Renly's staking his claim on big-dick swagger, and if you read carefully he fudges his numbers and banners quite a bit. Remember how quickly the Stormlords and Reachmen go over to Stannis the moment his body is cold? All Stannis needs to do is not be driven from the field, show his little brother up, maybe capture a few noblemen in the melee, and deserters will flock to him in droves after they see "king" Renly can't beat his big bro with 4:1 odds.

Sure in the show he would have lost but the show's military tactics have never made any sense so no surprise there.

Kind of gay to make fun of him for being the only one keeping his vows

A reminder that the Baratheons were the only good characters in the books and shows.

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She has to live so Jaime can die in her arms.

with that said though one has to ask why jon wouldnt order his body to be burned

he even burned his waifu's body himself to keep her from coming back

basically anything coming to life in the crypts will be on par with really poor writing by D&D7d

the only thing that makes sense is the wights finding their way into the crypt via the secret tunnels maester lewin told theon about

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>someone taller
also the tallest, based in every aspect

fat cunt, lay off the croissants.

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>implying dan and dabid won't have jaime kill cersei
if anything it will be brienne doing the dying in jaimes arms

>ywn have 6'3 'mirror of robert in his prime' renly invite you to pray with him
life sucks

>time-travel ending
>somehow theon has to help bran
>theon ends up being the only one that retains his memories
>the last scene of the show has theon who is now back in time, with a cock, and remembers everything
>he hears voices all around him, rob is teasing him, finally ned comes up to him
>theon can't hold it in anymore and hugs ned as hard as he can
>the show ends with that

Just got sent the leak. Will be watching it tonight just saved it to my pc. Do I leak it?

I didnt say anything about "negros" you racist. It's a fact that caucasians and east asians are the only demographic in America who are a net benefit to the tax system on average over the course of their life times.
All taxation is theft.
The statistic are easy to find.
You cant judge individuals based on averages in demographics.
Stop being a racist.
We can argue on /pol/ if you want to continue to be a science denier.

post proof, if tis real leak it

This is the only time that shitty meme made me chuckle

Why was Renly a stupid cunt and didn't support his brother, the actual true heir?

All his + Stannis' men would btfo the Lannisters.

>All taxation is theft.
is this burger logic?
sounds retarded desu

The Targs violated the feudal contract, making them attainted and no longer the lawful rulers of Westeros. When Aerys took the throne he swore reciprocal oaths with his bannermen to provide justice and protection in return for their fealty, and that fundamentally means right to a fair hearing and trial by combat or taking the black, neither of which he allowed Brandon, Rickard, Ned, Robert, or any of the other unnamed people he had murdered. Never mind how Raegar spit on his marriage vows, disowned his lawful son and daughter for no reason, and broke another man's betrothal agreement. No, Aerys was an existential threat to the realm because he (and his son Raggy) repeatedly demonstrated they would do whatever the fuck they pleased, would honor no agreements or promises, and that therefore nobody was safe. Robert's Rebellion was damn near the definition of a Just War.

Based Baratheon chad

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Formerly sneedle.

Women are a net loss, no matter the ethnicity.
It's literally just White men, and perhaps Asians that support the system, lol.

How can low T eunuchs be elite warriors? Or are they doing TRT or some magic?

Why didn't that ham join his younger brother with the superior army and better relations across the realm?

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"Renly offered me a peach. At our parley. Mocked me, defied me, threatened me, and offered me a peach. I thought he was drawing a blade and went for mine own. Was that his purpose, to make me show fear? Or was it one of his pointless jests? When he spoke of how sweet the peach was, did his words have some hidden meaning? "Only Renly could vex me with a piece of fruit. He brought his doom on himself with his treason, but I did love him, Davos. I know that now. I swear, I will go to my grave thinking of my brother’s peach"
How much of a 5 iq brainlet is stannis to seethe this hard over a peach?

I enjoyed this post.

I don't want to break my relations to the people who got it. I might discuss it after I watch it tho.

He was vain and was having his ego stroked by the Tyrells. He says to Catelyn that the laws of succession mean nothing to him; he's the best man to take the throne so he's going to take it.

>unemployed
>doesn't care about having money taken out of his check
not surprising, anglo subhuman.

>wasted dubs

To bad none of the actors look like Baratheons

This is a retarded argument. Do you think it's impossible for a king to punish usurpers when they are his own relatives? That if a king's brother launches a coup against him, he just has to sit back and take it because "hurr I can't fight back that would be kinslaying"?
You could at least make the argument that Stannis should have offered Renly trial by combat or to take the black, but the idea that Stannis lost his legitimacy by fighting back is retarded.

lmao baratheon apologists for a house that no longer exists

in other words, you're full of shit

Just goes to show you that Renly was the superior brother. With a single peach he drove Stannis into a trigger little baby who needed to use blood magic to kinslay.

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Explain how Renly screwing up everything means Stannis is also retarded.

You're a complete liar, post proof you have it, even a single frame from the tv show, one that isn't in the trailer etc.

Edward IV had his brother drowned in a vat of brandy because he got tired of his shit. Stannis was justified.

NEW

/ourgirl/

> Believing Tudor drowning propaganda.
> Not that Clarence wasn't a shithead who deserved what he got.

Not clicking because he was 16 in the real one

is the screencap with lightbringer real

theons journey is by far the best arc in got.

stannis wanted to fight renly when he knew his army would get fucked in the ass in the battlefield, he was lucky he had melisandre to shit out a smoke demon for him

So did it leak? Where did this come from?

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> Gets btfo'd with facts and logic
> "Uh...buh...he dead so I win"
The absolute state of Targaryans

LEAK THIS SHIT BEFORE I PISS MESELF

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I dont have gendered statistics. East asians contribute slightly more than caucasians on average.

>Not just cheating on Rose, but cheating with a russian whore. Russian whore that was on their remake of Big Brother no less.

Clearly the smart thing to do would have been to sit it out and let Renly and Tywin fight, dooming the country to anarchy no matter who won.
Renly was a weed that needed pruning. The realm's best chance was at Blackwater and the Lanns only won because they got lucky. Arrive an hour or two late and Stan is already on the iron throne.

>where did it go

On top of all this, don’t the books describe his sword as being so goddamn bright and shiny that it blinds people and makes horses freak out?
Can’t remember perfectly, but it looked like on top of everything else already said, he was going to pull that thing out alongside the sun rising as all of the horses are charging right towards it, which would fuck up that charge

We dont believe the government should be allowed to take money that you earn spending time at work. Other forms of taxation are more than acceptable by many peoples standards. But specifically income tax is the one that people apply to "taxation is theft" I'll say income taxation is theft next time.

Poor Ser Robar, he was too good for this sinful world.
And his bro died in the GoT opening in a duel against the Others. Why do Royce boys keep getting kino chivalry deaths in the books?

there was no feudal contract you pulled that out of your ass

its called an asspull and thats how one replies to said asspull

this.

all bullshit unless i see with my own eyes. boy who cried wolf ad nauseum

Nice try FBI, Not today CIA!
Dont listen to him. Incognito only affets your PC browsing history, your ISP tracks and saves every site you visit.

In canada I believe its up to 6months of data, unless the RCMP has a case on you and is actively collecting more data to build a stronger case.

unironically based

> That was the moment I realized that alcohol can also be a depressant
Nothing pisses me off more than when mongoloids misuse this word