The level of "don't you dare spoil this Marvelshit REEE" on the general internet is the hardest cringe in a long time...

The level of "don't you dare spoil this Marvelshit REEE" on the general internet is the hardest cringe in a long time. Yea Forums truly is the last refuge of sanity.
Every last little meaningless shit community and their faggot mods on the internet let the mousecum flow through their asses and virtuously announce that they will ban anyone who spoilers.
This is a truly new level of pathetic. Normie internet culture is such a joke.

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But they are banning here

>being this new

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>stayed off Yea Forums all week before TFA
>see this on pornhub

I haven't fapped since.

>Spoiling movies
What do you gain from it?

It should be illegal to intentionally spoil stuff like this desu, just a fine or something.
There is literally no reason to do it, except for the purpose of being a malicious cumstain. A Decency law for the common age. If you can't masturbate in public, you shouldn't be able to spoil Endgame in a cooking video comment section

>It should be illegal to intentionally spoil

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>A Decency law for the common age.
Die you monstrosity

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can one get more pathetic than this man?

Why do spoilers bother people so much though anyway ? If a film is well made than knowing the outcome shouldn't make it any less enjoyable. In many cases it actually improves the experience knowing how everything turns out beforehand

normalfags only watch things with no value beyond muh ebin twist

I've never really given a shit about spoilers. I used to try and read the scripts before seeing the movies. And shitposing on imdb and Yea Forums for 20 years has pretty much just ensured that I always knew what happenedin movies before seeing them.

I agree. We need to have a governmental body that regulates comments before they are posted. Enough is enough.

Saw some dude on reddit posting the spoilers over and over again hundreds of times for hours straight all over the place.
Absolutely based. 'Spoilers' are just the newest way for the Culture Industry to launder its corporate products as something important and meaningful, and small-souled bugmen play right along with the fetish.

>A Decency law for the common age.

A decency law would ban people like you from repulsing the general public with your aggressive infantilism. I bet if you weren’t such a pussy you would actually physically assault people who spoiled movies for you.

I think it is already covered by the Malicious Telecommications Act. Some guy who posted spoilers on my uni's Facebook page was arrested the other day. It might also double up as a hate crime since incels are only doing it out of spite against female leads

>Yea Forums truly is the last refuge of sanity.

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OP, all these people are leaving in bubble caller capshit it will burst soon and another take it's place. as people are screaming for 'no spoilers' there are others shitting them all over net for ex. r/Yea Forums is pushing spoilers so hard that is beyond their normal faggotery.

so here is advice I was like you a newfag trash but things changed after sometime, just calm down and enjoy the show lad!

>Yea Forums truly is the last refuge of sanity.
kek

You want to tell me that there are places with even more normie redditors than Yea Forums during the got and capeshit season of cancer? I don't believe you.

it is not really that hard to stay away from social media

>mfw i post endgame spoilers just to spite mousetards

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I had to laugh. I made a concerted effort not to look at websites that are prone to people spoiling it for their own selfish satisfaction, but in the end it was my own best friend who linked me an image of somebody they thought were making up fake spoilers that happened to end up being real.

How about reddit itself?

yes good goy always be justifying your malignant behavior with spite

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I really liked the part where Captain Marvel took the infinity gauntlet and eliminated half of the testosterone in the universe

Man, what a crazy ending. I really did not expect Carol Danvers to utilize the powers of the infinity stones to eliminate the patriarchy. Nor did I expect all the background characters to say "I'm with her" as she chemically castrated Bruce Banner and Steve Rogers.

The sheer terror as Tony Stark realized that his muscle tone and doctorate in engineering had been magically replaced with a dad bod and liberal arts degree was breathtaking. Thor remained relatively unchanged because his immigrant status passed the diversity threshold in Marvel's mind yet he had to watch in horror as Hawkeye tossed away his arrows after realizing how blatantly phallic they were in nature.

I'm not sure that the graphic lesbian sex scene with Valkyrie that followed was entirely necessary, however. I can see how it was empowering, but it felt a little out of place. I think it would have fit better in some kind of sequel or spinoff series but that's just me being nitpicky.

>meanwhile on Yea Forums, anons still cry about Cpt Marvel being a success

nice last bastion of sanity

DISNEY

BOUGHT

THE

TICKETS

Kinda wish /pol/ came up with another cope, it's just a repeat of the BP thing

The post-credits scene with Polly Parker burning the Spiderman suit and starting his hormone replacement therapy was a perfect way to set up for both the new MCU phase and Far From home.

I dont give a shit bout endgame until i see People going doont spoil me. Its like when they tell you not to drink something then you get the urge

It's part of the indoctrination
Kids are being teached spoilers and saying meanie things are bad
In the future it'll be much easier approve censorship law
Spoiling movies should get you to prison afterall

What is this sentence structure?