PATTON OSWALT TWITTER MELTDOWN

i haven't stopped laughing at this for 2 days now. is this extreme form of sympathy with dead animals some sort of coping mechanism to deal with the fact that he killed his wife?

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jesus user, give it a rest

weird how he loves animals but murdered his wife

go back to /r/televisionandfilms

you've made this same thread over two dozen times now. Nobody cares about this has been but you

is he murdering squirrels, now? when will it end

Mentally unstable leftists value animals over humans.

this is the first time i made this thread. given how assblasted you are it certainly won't be the last

BASED

To be fair, that squirrel does look cute while his wife looked like an ogre

>user? user!

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>#RIPsquirrel
can someone explain why you'd hashtag this? i thought the purpose of hashtags was to get something to trend. what purpose does a random dead squirrel need a hashtag for?

Can we just have a moment of silence for our dead squirrel friend and not argue please

maybe is a manic episode, it sucks having one.
a least some people are experienced enough to avoid public embarrassement

Patton has no chill now that Xanax gives him flashbacks to murdering his wife with Xanax and lying in bed with the corpse for a night.

stupid say what

>Be emergency vet.
>Hectic day, tending to lots of sick and injured family pets.
>Finally get to go on a break.
>Phone rings.
>Some nasally dude blubbering uncontrollably into the phone.
>Ask him to calm down and explain what happened to his pet.
>"Pet?" he sniffs, "Oh no, there's no pet. I just found a dying squirrel on the side of the road."
>Tell the mongoloid you're closed and hang up.
>You wasted your break for this.

Adolf HItler for instance.

You do.

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That is so odd. You just know he passed a dozen homeless people on the road and did not look twice but that fucking tree rat tho.

the only thing patton killed was comedy

he never valued jews over germans

And his wife

well I mean if they were being attacked by a crow . . .

How would that fat fuck feel if some guy ran in and stole his dinner to "save it"?
That crow used up all its energy to get that squirrel like that, and Fatton fucked its meal up, it probably had an awful night

Lesson: if you get anywhere near this fat, ugly, manchild, you will probably die soon

Didn't the police report say they found massive amount of drugs in his house laying about while he had a daughter?

How many more threads are you going to make about this retarded shit you social media obsessed psycho

He murdered his wife lol

until you run out of cortisol

Yea Forums is full of autistic sociopaths, of course you guys wouldn't understand being concerned about another living thing.

all life is sacred.

#you

weak bait

until you stop replying to them, were not interested in the squirrel or oswald now, the game has moved on.

lol

Having this kind of reaction about a squirrel dying and publicizing it all for attention is fucking insane. I hope your fat faggot ass gets hit by a truck and feed a murder of crows for the next century.

kek, underrated post

seeing animals dying is nothing special though

oswald stole a bird’s meal

>falling for b8
What did you mean by this

DUDE let unlimited amounts of murderers who gut and skin innocent human beings alive into America... but cry and beg for help when a squirrel dies, then refuse to let other animals eat it like they do to survive LMAO

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and several thousand buffets.

I fucking love crows. I have a good relationship going with the ones in my neighborhood.

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squirrels are painfully retarded. i would gladly offer a squirrel to the much more intellectually and genetically superior crow.

I ran over a baby squirrel yesterday. Woops

>I fucking love crows. I have a good relationship going with the ones in my neighborhood.
favorite post I've read in a while. please elaborate.

I don't get why this guy couldn't put the little thing out of its misery. Like, was he really so retarded that he thought the ambulance would and do CPR on this rat? And then he needs a real adult to come by and bury it for him? Jesus fucking Christ, how old is this manchild? He's, like, 40, 50 easily. And yet he's acting like he's 4 years old. What the fuck is going on with the world? Why are people acting like this now?

Crows are genuinely smart.
>crows can use tools
>that one study where researchers wore masks and harassed crows, and the crows started attacking anyone in the masks on sight, even crows that the researchers had never encountered
>crows are smart enough to leave nuts on roads so cars crack them, or they drop nuts from heights to crack them
>crows understand water displacement
Crows rock. Seriously, I think I'll go watch crow videos on Youtube now.

he's pretty much an arch-s.oyboy at this point.
his wife died just to get away from this faggot.

not smart enough to move out of the way of a loaded gun

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All Faggot Oswald did was prolong the suffering of that squirrel. He should have stomped that squirrel's head in to end the pain.

>tries to save a squirrel
>stands over dying wife with darth Vader cape and polar pop watching the light go from her eyes

Human beings in America eat 2 billion chickens per year minimum. Worldwide it's probably closer to 10 billion. How does that make you feel? Remember that chickens are as smart as dogs and can feel genuine affection and love towards their owners.

He was deliberately killed

Sick fuck enjoyed seeing an animal die. Just like he enjoyed seeing his wife die after he killed her.

cheeky.

Brevik loved animals though. He was a vegan and used to rescue cats.

Hey, I've just realized. Every page on Yea Forums must look like /pol/ without the meme flags to a mod. It must be fascinating watching all the lies and samefaggotry exposed on the screen in front of you.

>Chase away crow
>It starves and dies

heh nothing personnel birdo.

AMEN
Crows are bros

I hope you're vegan

one tweet, explaining the situation and seeing if anyone in the area could help, is okay

turning it into a Shakespearean tragedy is absolutely embarrassing. No one needs to know you are bawling your eyes over a squirrel and protecting it from a crow, nor that you sat with it as it breathed its last breathe. You can keep that to yourself.

Why not be concerned for the crow? This is retarded. The squirrel became road kill and the bird is going to eat some dinner. It's not like it's a dog on the side of the road.

What the fuck is wrong with this guy? My dog has killed 3 of those stupid things just this month. There's an unlimited supply of squirrels.

He probably started with squirrels and other small animals, tbqh.

>sympathy
>lets it die in a painful agonizing way instead of stomping on its head thereby killing it immediately and relatively painlessly

Absolute fucking retard lmao. I bet the twitter dopamine hit™ was worth it though haha

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These people are insane..

He has more sympathy for that squirrel then the entire white race.

>stomping on its head
>sympathy
Based schizo.

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>>that one study where researchers wore masks and harassed crows, and the crows started attacking anyone in the masks on sight, even crows that the researchers had never encountered
lmao even crows are racist

t. clueless cityfag

Infinitely more humane than letting it die slowly and painfully so you could post about it on twitter retard

he's trying to act like he didn't murder his wife

look at the city slicker, pulling up in his fancy german car

Sup city boy.

I actually have "tame" Magpie's where I live, we live in a cat infested neighbourhood and my Dad really dislikes cats since they walk onto our garden and shit everywhere, so we started feeding the Magpie's since they like to bully and can even kill cats.
Magpie's are fucking bros, they even laid a nest in our tree and had 2 adorable baby Magpie's.

I hit a deer a couple weeks ago and broke its back near my house. I live in the country so I went and got my revolver then blew its brains out. I am not impressed.

>chased away a crow
Fat fuck will never know the struggle of finding food

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Birds in general are just absolutely based as far as the animal kingdom goes.

Why wouldn't he literally just smash its head in to end its life quicker?

Like this here, it's a fucking animal, it doesn't need to suffer but holy shit talk about a onions boy

Just animals in general are fucking great, especially the more intelligent one. It's nice to realize humans aren't entirely alone and something like a cat is about as smart as a toddler.

The only right thing to do would be to get a bb gun and execute the squirrel at point blank range. Thats what i do when the cat brings something twitching home.

Bruh he gave it all the opiates and wine and gourmet catalogue cheeses and meats he had on him, give him a break, he tried

Just like old Yea Forums

wow fucking pesty cats walking along the paths of gardens, destroying nothing and leaving free fertilizer, gee awful

Broooo killing animals is EPIC as fuck bro *dabs*

social media is a disease

>crushing a dying's squirrels skull on the pavement
>infinitely more human

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Too much feces can be toxic. Cat shit is very concentrated compared to other animals too.

animeloving reddit incel newfags really like to push this idea because Yea Forums had come really early to some similar conclusions (in presentation) as the basedboy bugmen of today it wasnt a totally anarchic amoral shithole that would scare them to their favorite reddit meme page by page 2 of scrolling

Look here toxoplasmosis zombie, cats are yucky, they come and shit on my fucking driveway and chase away all the other cool animals like squirrels and small birds.
FUCK CATS

>loved
>was
he's still alive, you know.

What are you gonna do let it twitch and live its last hours in agony or end it instantly?

pussy

>take care of it until its eventual death
>BUT LIKE WHERE'S THE FUCKING BLOOD AND SHIT BRAH
Bet you're pro-life too.

Imagine, just imagine...wait, wait just.....imagine...that someone is burying squirrels...in their spare time.

poor crow, now because this retarded fat fuck he can't feed his family

ITT prove you're not a Russian shill. I'll go first.

Now you go OP!

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What's the story of Patton oswards wife? I thought she died of cancer or something. I remember there was a lot of social media about how sad he was after she passed