Why did she hate aliens so much? What was her fucking problem?
Why did she hate aliens so much? What was her fucking problem?
Jaxson Morris
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Asher Mitchell
Oh Siggy
You so fine
You so fine you blow my mind
Hey Siggy
Hey SIggy
Hudson Roberts
She was a xenophobe and probably a Trump supporter
Xavier Jenkins
I have no clue why she hated them, but it might be because they frightened her cat.
Gabriel Rivera
Because its not as good as Alien
Nolan Torres
What was the cat's name???
Colton Walker
Jonesy.
Charles Carter
Yes! Thanks user
Xavier Cruz
I have been summoned!
>tfw swn try to straighten your arrow
>she walks in on you jerking off to trap porn
>she takes your hand and guides you to the living room and sits you down
>she begins to ask you questions about why you do that when you both know you want to fuck females
>you say "sometimes the kink just feels so naughty"
>she says "OK, but let me just make sure you aren't corrupting yourself" and pushes you over so you are laying flat on the couch
>she peels her socks off and rubs her foot on your face
>then she slides on top off you and grinds her knee up into your groin and gently thrusts it into your balls
>"I won't be raising a *faggot* will I....?" She says
>you mutter "no" but she kicks you again and says "I sure hope not"
>"so you like kink, huh? How about I drain your nuts in my throat? That's pretty kinky right?" She says
>she takes your cock and balls out and starts stoking your still hard cock and sucks on your balls sometimes flashing her teeth while she pulls on them with succ
>"is this better than beating off in your room alone?" she asks
>"well the real thing certainly is better feeling" you say with confidence
>she starts gripping it tighter and jerking faster and asks "how much longer will you resist?"
>you exclaim "not long now"
>she keeps going until your going over the edge and then gets up and pulls her underwear down and sits on your dick pushing it against your stomach and does a little wiggle with her hips
>she gets up and spits on you, walks away and says dinner will be ready shortly
Wat do?
Mason Stewart
Nice, but lose the trap porn shit. It totally kills the whole thing.
Matthew Foster
SIGGY ROCKERS IN THE HOOOOOOOUUUUUUSSSSSEEEEEE TOOOONIIIIIIIGGGGGHHHHTTTTT
David Richardson
because she's a dyke with a pathological fear of pregnancy and she needs to be culturally enriched by BBX
Adam Rodriguez
>hasnt tasted the dark side
You must be 18+ to post here
Colton Fisher
Childhood is thinking Alien subtext is about rape
Adulthood is realizing Alien subtext is about racism
Aiden Ward
Brandon Long
The alien was a useful idiot for her to be used to distract from the bonus situation.
>hey everyone we have to get rid of this "dangerous" alien creature. Let's not talk about the bonus situation
Elijah Reed
SIGGY BOYZ RISE UP
Brayden King
You'd be depressed if you were in alien 3
Oliver Brooks
i dunno man i think i would just appreciate being part of a creative production despite it's value as a finished product as long a- ohhhh you were being facetious for the sake of humor lol
Mason Cruz
The trap porn bit is integral to the story dumb ass
Zachary Williams
She was a trans-species-phobic bigot. She should have appreciated the cultural enrichment opportunity of aliens laying their eggs inside of people.
Grayson Thompson
Trips or not don't call me faeces
William Sullivan
Why is she so perfect bros? HELP ME
Ian Wright
>tfw you realise you will never understand the bonus situation
Austin Bennett
how to get sigourney mommy?
Michael James
>woah-oh Sigourney Weaver looks like that?!?
Hudson Barnes
You can't, she's my mommy gf
Connor Butler
She's so cute in a dress!
Cameron Torres
Right.
Noah Wright
Cringe
Parker Collins
Post more siggies faggots
Joshua Robinson
Christopher Morris
based phil
youtu.be
Christopher Ortiz
Alright I'¨ll post a real one.
Julian Cruz
Benjamin Adams
Was Phil, dare I say it, /ourguy/?
Carter Rogers
Call the police over a domestic incident and break up / divorce due to a total lack of love between the two of us. Go out drinking with the lads the night after the breakup, meet a girl at a bar that laughs at my jokes, no matter how cheesy. We start going out on dates and such. We have a lot in common. I decide to make it official and move in with her. Then suddenly a blast knocks me off of my feet and a hole is left in my wall. Siggy walks through the door with a head of an Alien and says "I'm back for my prize!" I run off into the kitchen where my girlfriend is hiding, i grab her hand and we run out. Siggy follows soon after us, ditching the head. We run and run until we come across a police department where we ask for help. They help us out and arrest Siggy, my girlfriend and i get married, grow old, then die.
FIN
Adrian Gomez
Brandon Fisher
The alien stood in between her and the bonus situation.
Brody Young
Right.
Colton Morales
Adrian Watson
fucking xenophobes
so problematic
Jacob Nguyen
>too pure for this world
honestly makes me sad i'll likely see her pass away in my lifetime - truly one of a kind sorta gal
Luis Carter
Can somebody PLEASE explain the bonus situation?
Caleb Davis
Right.