>faps to a trap once
>hello user I wanna play a game
>you must now put your dick in a blender and break all your fingers or else this lava will pour out of a bucket onto your face or some shit
>the choice is yours
isn't he a big excessive?
Faps to a trap once
Justin Long
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Henry Rivera
Thats not even a dilemma. Choose the lava any day, its instantenous
Gavin Perry
>you're a big excessive
>for you
Camden Clark
>its instantenous
lmao, no
while fast, it wouldnt be instant youtube.com
Easton Watson
how can i break my fingers and blend my dick, that implies my hands are free, so i can avoid the lava
Austin Brown
Hello user. I want to play a game. You make fun of people who don't have girlfriends online. That is incredibly hurtful. In front of you, you see a pen and a piece of paper. Since you are such a lady's man, I want you to describe in the next 30 minutes what boobs feel like in 2 sentences or less. Should you fail this task I will fill the room with molten steel. Live or die, make your choice.
Eli Gutierrez
>16 months ago while at the store you received a phone call that your mother was in a terrible accident and you were needed at the hospital immediately
>while on the phone you failed to notice the person behind and therefore didn't hold the door open, forcing them to press against it their back to open it because their hands were full
>now if you don't answer the phone in that booth filled to the brim with brown recluse spiders the collar around your neck will inject you with the same strain of HIV that killed Eric Wright
honestly it felt like he was just being super petty at this point
Ayden Adams
Lava would destroy receptors before impact.
you'd die within seconds, if that.
Carter Barnes
Childhood is idolizing Jigsaw
Young adulthood is thinking he’s a murderer
Enlightenment is realizing he was right the entire time
Noah Johnson
The average 4channer could just feel their own and use that as a description, too easy
Christopher Cox
> be Jeff
> son dies because some drunk hits him with his car
> drunk gets off scott free
> have revenge fantasies about the man who killed your son
> this has ruined your life and your marriage
> get put in a trap
> be john kramer
> unborn son dies after a door slam induced miscarriage
> find out who killed your son
> put him in a trap with fucking face knives
yes, he is a bit excessive user
Justin Brooks
>I see that you wrote "hairy". You failed.
Caleb Mitchell
Kek
Juan Young
>two years ago, you took a shit at your friend's house, but didn't flush twice to get the streaks off the bowl
>later on, his dog drank out of the toilet bowl and licked the shit streaks, and ended up getting very sick
>now you notice you have a dog strapped to you. it's been poisoned, and the antidote is in that septic tank.
>and there's one last catch, an atf agent will burst through that door in five minutes, and seeing the dog will shoot, killing both you and the dog
>good luck
Liam Robinson
>the virgin saw
>the chad final destination
Tyler Cooper
>one night while everyone was asleep in the house, you cooked a microwave dinner and let the timer beep instead of opening the door as soon as it was finished cooking
>look around you, the room you are in is a giant microwave oven
Dylan Reed
I mean he did kill the co-workers and pregnant wife of the guy who faked being a survivor.
Anthony Richardson
>Download torrent and decide not to seed after
>Hello user, I wanna play a game
>For years you have exploited the kindness of seeders while not pulling your own weight
>Now you must sit through the last ten seasons of the Simpsons, or 50 Gigabytes of Chinese bitcoin miners will be installed onto your computer
>The choice... is yours
Anthony King
"Ooh, Madonn'. The fuck is this?"
"Hello, Paulie. I want to play a game."
Asher Sanchez
>Wake up in one of Kramer's contraptions
>Wake up in The Cube
Which would it be Yea Forums
Jeremiah Campbell
care to a play a game, user?
Jack Cook
That is excsneedingly excseedssive.
Juan Brooks
I've touched boobs but I suck at describing things, what do?
Brayden Ross
>hello user. All your life you've done nothing but shitpost on chinese nigger dick forums
>well now you will have to decide how much your life really is worth to you
>you have 2 devices attached to you, one to your jaw, another to your dick and nuts
>the devices will detonate in 5 minutes from the end of this recording, riping off each organ
>however, on the computer in front of you is a series of 4channel captchas, solving these captchas will remove the devices
>but you will only have time to remove one trap...
>So user, you must choose... Would you rather SEED or FEED?
>live or die the choice is yours.
Justin Wilson
Based
Christopher Carter
What if the guy has a 4channel pass? Wouldn't it just make this completely easy?
Ryan Clark
>lets play a game
>you can behave or get a fork up your ass
>The choice... is yours
Dominic Jones
that's the point, harnessing the power of advanced shitposting lets you both seed and feed
Parker Ramirez
>"i want to play a game"
>doesn't ever play a game, instead gruesomely tortures people to death
Nicholas Kelly
>tfw straight
>tfw exclusively fap to traps
Jace Gray
It's about as fun as modern gaming.
Hudson Clark
Mix between jelly and playdough. I dunno.
Hunter Lee
What kind of trap would he build for an incel?
Leo Adams
Kek
Jack Mitchell
I have some bad news, friend
Aiden Reyes
I bet you think you sink in lava too