How do I get a big titty gf to watch endgame with

because women are retarded

Imagine punching her face while you rape her

I have no idea OP

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plot is for plebs, and most plebs meme plotholes aren't even plotholes.

These are the fantasies of weak men. Its much more enjoyable to be gentle and loving with a soft, physically fragile woman

>godtier storytelling
The storytelling is non-existent?

>cried all my make up off
>Face is covered in make up

Blue and yellow bikini top

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be handsome. that's basically all you need, women are honestly pretty shallow, no matter how much they want to claim otherwise

She still had a lot of makeup left on her face lol

>Blue and yellow bikini top
With her friend

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>>Blue and yellow bikini top
And Asian boyfriend

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Take a movie like Memento, with actual "God-tier" plot.
If you juxtapose it with Endgame, I wonder what qualities they have that are similar

If all humans were unattractive the world would be a better place

*squints*

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top kek, she's wasting her body on him

>literal godtier storytelling
Because she cried? Jesus.

How do rich ugly people live dating 10/10s knowing they’re only in it for the money?

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Memento is a meme movie heralded by pseud plebs, so they prob have plenty in common

Seethe harder fag

You could probably rent one and then afterwards she can knock your peepee around with her big bazooms. Bet it would cost a lot though since they charge by the hour.

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lol @ r_asianincels posting in this thread

Uh, because you get to do literally anything you want to a 10/10?
Its not hard to figure out, dummy.

I would as her bull would take advantage of her

i wonder how big this ugly gooks trust fund is that she would actually pretend to like him. you just know she cucks this guy

>implication

Because they know all women are whores. Even the quiet girl at the back of your uni class.

>literal godtier storytelling
Yikes. A single episode of Samurai Jack has better storytelling than the entire thicket of MCU commercials. I cried harder over a single 20 minute story about a robot assassin and a dog than I did over whatever action figures got killed off in Endgame.

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>how do I get a big titty gf to watch endgame with
have big muscles

I think you're just jealous and sexually frustrated. You have no indication that she genuinely doesn't enjoys the movies like most normies now a days. Normies like Marvel movies too, get over it.

>I cried my makeup off over capeshit
>now here's an unrelated pic of me being happy with makeup still on and my cleavage out
>PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PAY ATTENTION TO ME!!!
Women should be banned from the internet.

They get their emotional support from others, friends, family etc and use the cumwhores the way they were meant to be used, like sexual objects.

Have sex

No.
Have a personality and don't be ugly.

Way ahead of you. I still despise gold digging whores

Rich people can't love anyways and he knows her only value is being a 10/10 cumbucket.

Three Asian Dentists with their white trophy wives. White chicks are a status symbol for non-white men.

because she needed to look good for when chad took her out obv

No, you'd just be able to feel better about your shitty life and tone down your self loathing. Being attractive isn't everything, it just comes with some perks, and it means nothing if you hate yourself. Grow up.

>Rich people having feelings
You do know that something like 99% of actual rich people suffer from psychopathy, right? They literally can't feel emotions

Why do dentists even make so much money in the US? Everywhere else they make peanuts.

All women are whores and will cheat on you eventually. Might as well have a pretty one.

Americans love having their natural teeth pulled out and replaced with fake pearl-white ones.

They also love mutilating their penises.

god i wish i were a cute gold digging slut

Jesus christ I'm so fucking lonely

Better than being poor, alone, AND ugly

>>>/reddit/

have $$$

hopefully we'll see a rise on thot suicide rates soon

i bet he's a drug dealer or something

Why do all women wear loads of makeup every fucking day? I understand wanting to, say, cover up a pimple, but no men wear makeup and their skin is fucking fine
Hell, we even age better because we don't destroy our skin with cosmetics

>believes in love
lmaoing @ your naivety rn

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what are shallow dumb bitches like this gonna do once they hit that 35 year old wall? i almost feel bad for them

>His dick size is in the single digits

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Attractive people don't HAVE to date certain people, I know that's a concept ugly people can't wrap their heads around but at least try.

Yikes

Yeah, nobody has THAT much game to score a chick with large tits on a body like that. He's probably loaded af

Try being taller and better looking and richer

Not even that. Just have a personality and be kinda funny. I have no idea why people can't get laid, it's easy.

because women are highly competitive and their whole lives revolve around social media

they'll marry way before that and have their husband provide them for life

I bet you're over 6 feet tall

But they usually look better without makeup
Nothing is stupider than "going out, gotta put on my bright red lipstick and 10 pounds of foundation"

Oh yea, i'm super jealous. I'm not bad looking but as a dude i could never make a career out of pretending to like capeshit on the internet. I despise women and their incessant whining, their lives are so easy i wish they all get aids.

The same any ugly dude gets girls, have a personality. Most women(barring ones with Aspergers/ severe social anxiety) are quite social. Being extroverted and good conversation (with confidence) means a lot though you downplay it out of your autism.
Men have a huge advantage over women in this way since they have to look attractive no matter what. No amount of confidence(money is even more pointless) is usually enough for securing a guy for ugly girls unless they double up with lots of make up all the time and make sure they never get fat. Even then, make up comes off. No stop you bitching already, it's so cringe.

MILK TRUCC

Nope, absolutely wrong. I know you want to believe it, but there's always some other reason a couple like that is together and it's not because of his character

Oh yeah girls totally have trouble finding guys

dam daddy want dilk...

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Well post yours faggot

>But they usually look better without makeup
Fuck no, they are ugly most of the time

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W-who's that guy in ther back?!

>likes capeshit
Yikes. Would bang several times only because of her body of work but that's it.

Jelly, faggot?

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that's cuz the makeup made them hit the wall 10 years earlier

me

even in that drawing the rightmost one looks qt while the others are stupid bimbos

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HahahahahahahahahahahahahaH
Imagine putting her in a locked room with no phone and telling her to read a book.

>JUST BE CONFIDENT BRO
what if the reason you're not confident is because you're a fucking goblin irl

my mother puts on makeup to go gardening

>tfw no gf
>remember that a gf is a huge waste of time and you'd have absolutely no time to yourself anymore

The cinema is a social event, user.
Why do you think they have a no singles policy?

I think a lot of people on this site have legit Aspergers(maybe a bit of full autism) and/ or social anxiety, with small percentage having perhaps a schizoid personality disorder, hence why they enjoy going on an Malaysian cartoon kayaking forum and disparage people. That's why they just can't get it.
I myself might be on the spectrum slightly but I definitely have some social anxiety as diagnosed.

>puts on makeup at all
why?

>pseud plebs
So it's... Patrician?
Can I get your side of the opinion, just for reference

I don't. That means they're terrible at planning. Thot it up until then and invest the money before the wall. Or get some beta bucks. It's really easy.

>Literal
Thank god. For a moment, I thought it was metaphorical.

look at that photo, and tell me this isn't the equivalent to "thinking about Stan, what a legend RIP".

This. They can also date rich folk.

imgur.com/gallery/ynkv8/

All women are whores and should be treated as such. Rich people understand this.

I mean, you're just jealous that she's pretty. I'm sure she genuinely enjoys the capeshit movies like most Normies. Idk about you, but I work with a lot of normies(healthcare) and many(men or women) constantly talk about seeing it. A specific Male co worker of mine admits that he hasn't read the comics but watches all Marvel movies. You're talking this way to personally though and you obviously hate women. Relax and check yourself.

I'm 5'11''

fug
mirin that bulge brah

>No, you'd just be able to feel better about your shitty life and tone down your self loathing
>everybody would ultimately feel better about themselves as they wouldn't need to worry about their appearance
There's literally no reason to be against this, as everybody would be used to it. Literally the only reason you oppose this is because you don't like the idea of attractive people.
Which is fine, you're (likely) a regular person aka a normalshit. That's why societies that aren't exclusionary and are genuinely equal threaten you feel down, in a way that your just-world bias will never let you truly accept
Why I have no hope for society

>uglies just look even uglier
>qts ruin themselves
I guess my preference of qts makes me immune to thot makeup, that's good to know
Thanks for this user, it's always hard to find makeup vs no makeup pics, but this proves my point perfectly

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Maniac

you're here because of thousands of generations of "weak" men raping and taking what they wanted. all those hundreds of thousands of years of genetic history will end with you because you're a pussy faggot who won't reproduce.

>social media
More like
>any form of attention from anything
Why do you think women like pets so much?

Bimbo is ugly and absolutely no makeup is also eh. Natural or light makeup is objectively the best.

damn she looks cute and pure when going natural, but that makeup makes her look old and disloyal. why do bitches do this?

Move to LA (Silver Lake)

Imagine forcing her to cook.

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I would much quicker devote myself to top left
Not that it matters to her

Yea Forums BTFO

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>with no phone
They'll, like, literally die

>the plainest ones with makeup are actually cuties without makup
I broke the code

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>I'm such a nerd here's this posed model shot of me with makeup on teehee

More importantly, why does most of the population think that shit is more beautiful? The gallery itself has loads of comments of "wow you just need makeup to become beautiful" or "the lesson here is I need to do my makeup right" and similar shit
Sometimes I think I'm going insane over this
LOOK HOW FUCKING QT VERUCA JAMES IS WITHOUT MAKEUP HOLY FUCK

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>women
>investing

>Devoting yourself to someone whose pussy has had a light year worth of dicks inside.

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first they deprive men from sex and than they sell it to them.
this is how our future looks like
in a couple of decades rape is going to be legal again.

She didn't post that fucking photo with that tweet

It's just to show she has tits because people on Yea Forums would ask how you know this person has tits

That user should also have said that he's jealous that he doesn't get to have an army of incel white knights who defend whatever vapid things he does on the internet because he's not a woman as well.

She's ugly without. You just think she's hotter because she's smiling and that makes you feel warm.

Penny a cute

What's not to get?

All these faggots that claim it was their "personality" that got them girls are just too prideful to take a look in the mirror and admit it was probably just their above average looks and not the cultivation of some unique special snowflake personality. Women don't give a fuck about personality. As long as you're not a stuttering sperg who can't hold a basic conversation, then looks are the only important factor.

love aria giovanni. so much godtier.

Obviously he means if she was just some regular grill he met, not a pornstar

Yes, they're retarded. That's why they'll get no symphony from me!

And you are the result of trillions of generations of asexual ancestors splitting in two to reproduce. That doesn't mean shit. Evolution goes forward, not backward.

words change meaning in natural language. get with the times boomer faggot.

I find it hilarious how much Yea Forums angers at the fact that women don't like betas.

I'll shut up about makeup now because I could rant about it for hours
But look at this, even the light makeup makes her look about 100 times worse

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Sh-shut up

You probably tell girls you're 6' tall. I rest my case.

It goes forward when I fertilize an egg. How I do that is irrelevant. But doing it at all is what matters.

>first they deprive men from sex
What are you talking about?
The majority of people have no problems getting laid.
It's just you millennial manchildren who are a generation of autismos.
And what the fuck are you going to do?
10 years of your dumbass culture "war" and nothing has changed.
Just shut up and improve yourself or accept your failure instead of feeling like you are entitled to effortless success like all millennial fatasses do.

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have sex

*aborts your rapebaby*
Nothing personell retard

>le reddit asterisks

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>I find it hilarious how much Yea Forums angers at the fact that women don't like betas.
This. Be Chad or GTFO.

Why shouldn't she improve herself?

not in burgerstan you don't

>i wish they all get aids.
AIDS is a mere inconvenience these days unless you live in a 3rd world shithole without access to the current generation meds.

HOW?

>Why shouldn't she improve herself?
It's a societal double standard. Men have to improve themselves. Women don't.

Both should, but you won't.
Millennial men will insist that betas deserve to get laid for no reason, and women will insist that being a blue haired fatass is being "beautiful".
A generation that deserves their loneliness.

BESSIE!

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That's why you need to practice loving yourself. You'd be surprised how even many ok looking people(ESPECIALLY GIRLS) think they are ugly and have low self esteem. You really need to pull yourself up and love yourself. Talk to a friend or family member as well. It's tough, but it's a mindset and believe me it makes a difference. When you love yoursel more, you actually try on your appearance more and start believing your worthy of being liked; not by everyone,
but by some people at least. You just have lived with this attitude of self loathing for so long that it seems impossible. Also adjust your expectations.
no! Are you implying all girls are pretty? You're crazy clearly. There are girls on the autism spectrum(mostly asperger's) too for example, who will probably never date, even if a guy asks them out. It's hard for both men and women in different ways. Extroverts and beautiful people of both genders have it easy.

I've never met a woman who does stocks or crypto in my life. Holding your money in a savings account isn't necessarily investing.

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>We should not give these whores attention
>"lol beta stop thinking you deserve to get laid"
?????

They certainly seem to like them when they hit the wall and need resources after a life of hedonistic gratification.

It all depends on what you're looking for in a partner. If its looks rather than personality and wit, you may be disappointed. That's a personal problem though

>asterisks are reddit now
This is getting fucking ridiculous.

Not him, but Memento is like entry level shit man. I like it, but it’s far from god-tier storytelling, it just has a neat gimmick.

>be 5'11
>tell girls I'm 5'10

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absolutely MASSIVE cock

sierra sanders, amazing ass

>no, you are the retard

Haha true, all i get is a bunch of trannies calling me an incel.

>The majority of people have no problems getting laid.
After going through social rituals which... cost money. Are you retarded?

You are a millennial, did you go to war? Did you fight for something?
Or is your life entirely around entertainment media?
No one in the west has a life beyond hedonism.

All millennials deserve to be put down like the rabid dogs they all are.

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Trannies are just the logical conclusion of white knight incels though.

Just be yourself

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absolute mad lad

Has Yea Forums lost so much self awareness that you think Yea Forums represents the world?
The only ones with problems to get laid are the bottom of the barrel of society, the weirdos, and they all deserve it.
In fact, everyone born between 1985 and 1995 deserves to grow old and die alone and with no family.

It literally still has the same meaning you illiterate nigger. People literally just use it for literally no reason now.

Explain in detail why going to war is better than a life lived in hedonism

>literal godtier storytelling

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Works every single time

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>LOOK AT ALL THESE PEOPLE BEING HEDONISTIC
>you are all hedonistic
>dude whats wrong about being hedonistic

Sounds like you're projecting. You don't need a war to avoid being a slave to your own vices. Just because you can't conceive of a life beyond the dominant consumer culture doesn't mean it's not possible.

This might surprise you, but there's more than one person able to respond to your posts
Now start explaining

THANK THE GODS FOR BESSIE

Did you?

The human body and brain evolved in a state of constant hostility for thousands of years.
Peace is the opposite of what humans grew up in, and is something very, very recent, something very new.
A human in a peaceful society is like trying to turn a tiger into a domestic animal, it's a ticking bomb that eventually will rip you to shreds because of its nature.

What are you talking about? Women have always been whores. You've always had to pay money to get laid. The only difference is in what the money specifically goes towards. The only exception is 10/10 Chads.

Go look up any modern dictionary. Literally using the word literally to add emphasize is now formally valid.

>never got fucked on camera

What a waste

Okay, so we're supposed to have strife and conflict, and we're not used to it, evolutionally
Good start, now explain how exactly this is bad. be aware that that last thing you said means absolutely nothing because it is insanely vague

Redpilled

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I think you're just being very closed minded and ignorant. You just have a shit personality but dont want to admit it, because like most people, that would mean your actions and choice are to blame instead of others, which many (immature) people just can't bare to face. That would mean they actually have to put in effort to improve themselves and "that's hard."

Well, looks are always an important factor thanks to the society we live in, but you seem like the type of guys, who also only go after looks, so why are you angry? Why is it fine for you and not for them? Makes you look like quite the hypocrite.

Besides, it's so hard to get girls that look like pic related, maybe you just gotta lower your standards. However, I guarantee, just from the fact that you go on this shit pile of a site and how negative you are like most in ITT, personality is the main issue.

>complains about normalfags being hedonistic
>spends 90% of his time awake browsing imageboards

Because you are not meant for it.
The moment there is peace, people will always try to find an excuse to bring back conflict, because conflict is what a human knows how to do.
If he's not in conflict, if he has no clear enemy and isn't actively fighting it, then you get the modern world, a world full of depressed people with no sense of purpose who are literally taking drugs to make them not kill themselves from depression.

Not yet, i'm in the reserve.

When did everyone become retarded?

Not really, she looks really hot.
She just looks cute in the first picture. Not ugly but not super hot either. Make up exists to make you look near perfect when you're just feeling extra that day. It creates perfect facial symmetry. That all.

Speak for yourself tyrone

>Can a nigger?

Compensation for having people's breath in your face all day

HAHAHA OH WOW

>he wouldn't want to support his waifu crying over the sad ending to a movie
Yikes user I don't know what to say

Correlation is not causation. Plus, there is way fewer depressed people than people who used to be involved in wars

She's probably hopping from bf to bf to make her famous

No other reason to be with an asian manlet and a zit covered zoomer

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

>The moment there is peace, people will always try to find an excuse to bring back conflict, because conflict is what a human knows how to do.
Doesn't have to be military conflict, numbnuts. Try thinking outside the box for once. We're in a conflict right now. Can you tell what it is?

Well, enjoy your painted face fetish then, I'll stick with "just looks cute"

ITT: have sex

But seriously, anyone who's been married, cheated on, dated enough women, or has two eyes and two ears knows that women are vapid, high-functioning retards with a few exceptions. Their culture is shit, and they're only at their best when they're emulating good men.

Modern people aren't depressed. They're faking it for attention. The amount of actual depressed people in the western world is probably in the thousands, and the vast majority of them are old.

The "culture war"?
Dumbass millennials whining on the internet and pretending they are saving the world by watching superhero movies?
A race to see who is the most thin skinned group on the internet?

Is there any way it is this good?

Based Asian Chad

i wish i was asian now. i'm cursed to be a cis white male for the rest of my life.

>Dating that much below your league

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You don't know history if you think it was just niggers raping.

>What is makeup
>what is expensive clothes
>what is obsession with body weight with around 15% risk of having an eating disorder by age 20 despite retarded fat acceptance memes (look up the exact number but it's still pretty high)
Wake up and start living in reality please. I'm sick of having to be the gateway for all you shutins

10/10s also know that they are dating them for their looks so it balances itself out

>>What is makeup
>>what is expensive clothes
Not improving herself
>what is obsession with body weight
Not the girl he was talking about

Close, but those idiots are merely footsoldiers working for (((them))). If you can't see the horrible changes in society then you're blind. They're killing us from within. But anyway, the real fight is against Israel. Both economically and politically. We need sovereignty.

Who said that women have to cake themselves in makeup or wear expensive clothes?

And by the way, that's not really self improvement. Sooner or later, that makeup is going to come off and the guy will see her as she really is.

Dont be yourself if "your self" is atrocious to be around, but improve yourself, so "your self" can be come a more pleasant person with your own unique preferences and perspectives. How to improve, talk to people, get psychiatric help, idk just improve.

Women using makeup is like men using steroids. It's really just a trick that will hurt you in the long run.

Fuck no, I used steroids to get buff quickly and then kept the gains with excercise.

>literal godtier storytelling
>discovers time travel in less than 2min.
>Thanos figures out Pym Particles even faster
Yeah... it was great!

You're 100% right. Kiddos here don't get that this is what women's culture is: improvement through aesthetics. Not intellect, being interesting, making anything. This is the hand they've been dealt.

Nope.
My friends are both engineers. The girl is 5/10 at best (though she has big boobs) and the dude is pretty fat. Theyv been together for a while. Both kind of autistic imo.