Final Destination 2 in Real Life

>when you see a marvel trailer

>truck licenses with radars that ban them from driving too much without sleeping
>licenses with radars
>radars that ban them

the fuck

IM ON A HIGHWAY TO HELL

Man with everyone and their dogs trying to be a live streamer we’re going to have so much kino in the next few years

the trucks here in europe count how many minutes a trucker is driving and if he doesnt have regular stops he loses the license, its a way of preventing them from sleeping while driving

the first one is also pretty good as well

his brakes failed him or he just couldn't take trucking anymore

He checked every reddit stereotype within the first 10 seconds of the vid

>the streamer name is burger planet

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OI M8 U GOT A LOICENSE TO BE AWAKE

That would violate their constitutional right to be reckless and thoughtless, however.

why didn't it stop the truck attack in france then

>tfw just got done watching endgame

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>mfw my wife's son loses his virginity before me

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>OI M8 YOU GOT A LOICENSE TO FLY THAT 747

that ruck must have been hauling onions

what is the name of his haircut?

lmfao
burger planet getting final destinationed

how the fuck is that even related ?

stupid mouthbreather user

The iced gem.

The Hitler Zoomer

Based Russian dashcam culture 's bastard child

The streamer is burger planet, he used to be the host of some MTV show that had like 1 episode or something, now he lives in his van as a livestreamer.

Fuck, I haven't thought of them for like 20 years. Chocolate gems were better though.

the forty year old zoomer

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probably looked something like this

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For me it's the jazzle.

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wow that black car survived

If that one guy had just jumped at the right time he would have been fine.

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Thought the same. Though this guy has seen real action so he is unsoiboy?

The bert and ernie
youtube.com/watch?v=TzBDpdhC8Hs

Guy on the right should have taken cover behind the white structure, he would've made it, and that's what I would have done... always be aware of your surroundings, kids.

He does quietly take the offramp, making excuses for why he doesn't assist the casualties before parking his vehicle safely and gawping at the destruction from afar. Still, at least at no point does he lose his shit and start panicking.

Fastest unloading I've ever seen.

>literal who streaming himself just driving on the interstate
>people actually watch and donate money to this
Bros, should I just become a streamer?

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I thought that soiboi face was just a meme, but now I'm beginning to legit believe we are being mass poisoned somehow.

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that's pretty tame, the best crashes are almost always from china

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I fucking hate American highways. Imagine having to drive 40-60 minutes on a highway to get to work every morning because it's Amerikwa and there's not a single public transportation system that isn't 24/7 nigger antics, only to be killed by some retard in a semi. Imagine bleeding out on asphalt surrounded by fast food restaurants. Imagine being policed by highway cops so retarded they'll shoot you for making a wrong move because they were hyper-militarized by black crime, but they have to treat everyone like a hostile because it'd be racist otherwise.

This is the life of the average american

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What exactly happened here?

God damn what was going through the artists head when he was drawing the liquid poop smear? I wonder

also a personal favorite

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female influence in school and medi, they are overepresented

>being crushed will not suffice, you must burn!

>that fucking cyclist NPC

chinese century they said

Why the fuck does everything in China burst into flames on collision?

The worst thing with american highway is that they are slow as fuck, 130 km/h is the norm in Europe

Yellow Men Can't Drive.

If Americans drove without speed limits the population would kill itself within a year probably. They could never handle the system we are used to.

that cylcist doesnt even speed lmao these people are totally souless

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cartoon physics in real life

why do europeans always talk about americans non stop. literally rent free

Technology is getting us there but > They're taking away our meth-fueled jarbs.

Not to mention their cars aren't safe enough to drive at those speeds, they couldn't brake as quickly and forcefully as we can (and need to), not without losing control of their shitboxes and ending up in a ditch anyway

American cars are a joke

a shame we didnt saw the other 20 cyclists going down

>hey look a hole
>drive into it

>saw the sinkhole
>drove in anyway

silly chinese

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That fucking NPC

You cant make this up

Was half expecting the pedestrian to blunder into it as well.

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someone post that npc women that gets inside an automatic car parking

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jesus christ

Holy shit, that dude on the bike. I hope it was fast at least...

NPCs OUTTA MY WAY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Here is Burger trying to fuck a legit retard

youtu.be/bJOBf6Ze5e0

He will be known to former ice posiden fans he is a walking cringe comp.

depth perception is a serious issue

a similar one

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I had a semi's blow out obliterate the side of my car. His tire blew right as I was passing. Gave me a flat too.
Out here on 77 it's like trucker heaven and I'm sure that one of them will kill me eventually.

Still gotta get stuff from the train depot to a work site.

how much you wanna bet the semi driver is a street shitter? just like that semi driver in canada that took out that hockey team.

So thats why they call China "the land with no brakes"

how fucking blind are these people

I was gonna lucky sob, but then I noticed the driver.

I was expecting that pedestrian to jump in too

Well this is spoopy, was watching fd2 last night. Someone needs to find clear.

These people descend from the same people you do
god damn

He's been doing it for years though. Earned a few hundred viewers himself consistently and then leeched off this somehow really popular streamer called Ice Poseidon and that gave him a couple thousand more viewers. Start streaming, kids are stupid and want to watch uncomfortable interactions and manufactured drama.

they do, at least for certain loads and areas. interestingly enough, our railroads are pretty much at full capacity the past decade or two.

>gotta find a new beta provdier asap

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they do all have their eyes half way closed

Looks like the pole probably killed him and the truck rolled over him right afterwards. Better than burning to death I guess.

reminds me of those weird videos of chinks falling into elevator shafts

dude needs to fix his car. shouldnt shake like that, maybe fuel pump

Who was in the wrong here?

me in the black car

Thanos Semi takes only half

I TURN NOW

>the others hop on the bus and it drives away
>no one phones the emergency

>be american trucker
>die

*BEEP* *BEEP*
DESPITE BEING ONLY 4.3% OF ALL HIGHWAY VEHICLES

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CHINA STRONG!

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What was his reason? Or was his vehicle just programmed to do that?

>'''''''artist'''''''

Kek he actually steers towards the last woman.

goddamn that street sign fucking headshotted that cyclist

pretty based actually

panicked and hit the accelerator, usually with whites this only happens with old or drunk people

I think the shock of the incident wiped her memory out

:(

that cyclist was one unlucky fellow

Just take a walk instead.

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I typed cyclist and got captcha about cyclists. Then I typed pedestrian and I got captcha about pedestrian crossings. Hate hiro so goddamn much

>pick the kid up when he might have broken every bone in his body

dumb insects

gears of wars vibes

LEARNY TO FLYYY

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why didnt they go lateral? was that scene in prometheus actually realistic?

>tire keeps rolling looking for another victim

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china is like real life roller coaster tycoon.

SOMEBODY STOP THAT TIRE

colorado is fucking insane for driving. passed thru there on my cross-country trip and they legit seemed to be out to kill each other.

how ironic

if you dont drive into the sinkhole you have to pay to repair it

Life imitate art.

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the baby noticed the danger first

what is WRONG with these people?

I love these threads

This was in the news

too real man

Notice how his brake lights didn't turn on. Fucker didn't even TRY to stop.

The little toy car driver 100%

this doesnt look like china because people actually stopped to help

>Luck: 0

>Holy shit, iit's right here. Oh my god, hold on!
>[does newsreporter voice] We are LIVE on the scene, there is a complete fire, holy shit things are exploding underneath this, there is fire.. underneath this

Kek

>overtaking someone trying to make a turn

nah

last one for now

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Made in china lmao

yup, they're kinda like the saw movies just more original, tamer and without a physical killer

>DON'T WORRY, I GOT THE TIRE
At least one bystander had the balls to step in.

For me, it was the Ukrainian air show disaster.
youtube.com/watch?v=9RdY0EAkUaY

He pulled out into traffic in that little thing. He should have known that his vehicle is small, and would need more time. The truck driver just reacted accordingly.

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>npr.org/2019/04/26/717424685/colorado-highway-crash-fiery-28-vehicle-pileup-closes-i-70-near-denver
the guy does a tofu gentleman face and screams
>WWOAAAHHH MYYY GOOOOODD
as the truck blows past him on its way to destiny. he's fuckin loud too, what a girl.

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>it's a woman

Yup.

So? That's tuesday in China.

>woman
>chinese
truly the worst possible combo for a driver

Chinese people deserve each other. Fuck them all

It's Brazil
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4245768/Pedestrian-fractured-skull-runaway-TYRE-hit-him.html

that dificult to turn back huh?

If there's one thing I learned from that franchise, it's that FD world is ran by highly incompetent people.

Had reversing damaged her more?

What do you suppose would happen if another car came speeding by and ran over the tire in the road, you braintards

This. Wild, tribal people with hive-mind mentality more akin to insects than human beings, suddenly tossed into environments where the method of transportation enables them to recklessly kill each other and they do as one would expect. Strap a fucking monkey into a car seat and let him reach the pedals what would happen?

Would backing over her again be worse than maintaining the pressure?

gbtimes.com/china/elderly-driver-hits-two-people-car-less-90-seconds
Old man. Why lie?

Kids are incredibly resilient. I think the kid was fine. She'll just be a bit tired.

The child is currently unable to breathe. Backing off would be advisable, even if it damages their legs and pelvis further.

This. Kids are masterrace. They grow weak as they experience society

Slow down, turn, come to a stop. There are a few options before drive the fuck into it. The van didn't have any trouble with it.

Because you're like the retarded little brother. Don't hate you though.

its not fascinating how dumb people can be but when you see it with your own eyes it is always something to wonder about

I DON'T UNDERSTAND. WHY DOESN'T SHE JUST REVERSE?

knowing her driving skills she would probably pop its head like a melon by putting it in drive on accident anyway

>women
>reverse gear

Nope.

>fucking old guy keeps getting in my shot
>guy filming is a wrinkly old ginger

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But that could result in the kid surviving

>friends
:(

oh my fucking God lol

jej nice pun

You're right, they should have just left an obstacle lying in the street. It would be stupid to remove the obstacle from the street.

I believe Chinese people go for the kill because they have some laws that put them under crippling debt if the victim survives the accident.

lmao, is every vehicle in China a Ford Pinto? jesus christ

kid could have been "fine" if she took the fucking car off her. guarantee the kid asphyxiated.

And killing someone doesn't? Commies are really living in a bizarro world

Self-driving semis soon

what the fuck. thanos kill us all

Yes, pretty much something like that, their insurance won't pay the life long debt whereas a dead victim doesn't get any money at all, or something of the sort. That was one explanation I read for why Chinese people never try to save victims.

Just use "mom strength" to lift the car ;^)

In case you aren't aware it is financially better to run somebody over with a car rather than helping them since China's good samitarian laws require the person injuring the other person to financially support them for the rest of their lives. It's better for a bugman to get someone killed with a car and get a slap on the wrist I.E a few months in jail, or a one time fine, and they might even get off scot-free if they got connections to the CCP since the entire government of China is beyond corrupt.

Literally because ford cucked railways out of properly developing in the US. In the UK large industrial cargo is usually moved via train then picked up at depots. Ford unironically pumoed money into stopping rail development because it would lessen his influence.

This is my hole. It was made for me.

If he tried to stop, there could have been an accident, injuring someone, or grazing the bus, in which case he could have been fined. Killing people is less a big deal there than that.

That's why we get drunk fucks from eastern europe to drive here in Norway. They don't give a fuck and those companies drive for one third of the price.
Only 10 killed pr year, so it's totally worth it.

iirc there are no good samaritan laws in china either so bystanders will just sit around and watch rather then help out and risk taking full blame for injuries

Yes. Let it rest where it wants like a dragon. And hope it never wakes up to kill again.

Why doesn't the family of the dead person kill them back?

Kraut here, I wish

China, where people will actively kill you on purpose in order to avoid a fine.

Iirc they're literally country peasants who unironically believe elevators are magic and don't understand they need to wait for the carriage

>that's what I would have done
Sure, Arnold

They probably have
It probably goes unreported though

lol underrated

This would never happen in high T cultures like most of the rest of the world (before liberal baasedification). You try that anywhere else in the world and you will have blood feuds for centuries. Asians are literal baasedboys.

I would :^)

If you’re not an emergency first-responder, then don’t play hero. You’ll just make it worse for the guys in uniforms

Most of these people will get a death sentence anyways. Literally the most watched TV show in China is one where they interview prisoners right before their execution.

>don't pull people out of burning wreckages, you'll only make it worse

>pulling people out of burning wreckages with your bare hands and flammable clothing and body hair
user please do not try this

dang if this dude had a modern camera this would have been gory as fuck

genuinely based

Get on my level yuropoor, 140km/h

Something to do with the cheap gasoline they use

He still would have gotten hit. One of the logs bounces behind it. If he had run straight instead of turning diagonal and slowing his acceleration he might have made it.

Still I can't blame him. Only a distance sprinter with years of training had a real chance there. Poor fuck just got unlucky.

the john ritter from sling blade

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youtube.com/watch?v=wn-MlISDsNs

>Tfw live in Montana
Where we're going, we don't need speed limits. Not enough cops to enforce the law anyways

How do fuck did he not stop? Those scooters have a top speed of 30.

Chinks never seem in a rush to help anyone who is injured

THEY EXPECT ONE OF US IN THE WRECKAGE, BROTHERS!

>it's like a walking dead episode

I wish the Walking Dead was that good.

>injure someone
>have to pay them for the rest of my life
>kill someone
>4 years in jail maximum

he is going to go watch endgame and a iron man doll will kill him

This happened about 5 minutes from my house, AMA

>distance sprinter
what

this looks like a fucking cartoon colision

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I saw a semi nearly run a dude off the road yesterday. Fuck semis and especially fuck their drivers when they decide to pass each other at breakneck speeds of 55 miles per hour while traffic backs up behind them

>Hey its me sum ting wong, your uber driver!

if im not mistaken that guy survived
he had just left the hospital from ANOTHER accident he had

>the truck driver survived

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Such is life in the "peoples" republic of china.

>not posting link
youtube.com/watch?v=LC0_cuPfPOA
dude actually kept his cool, got some good footage too. good for him.

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>sir, we have arrived at the destination

Good thing they sprinted over there to stop that car. Could have gotten pretty bad.

>literally vapes
You couldn't make this shit up.

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>have phobia of car accidents
>still watched every webm in thread

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notice how the woman run to save her life, completely forgetting about her baby. A white woman would have instinctively grabbed the baby or jumped over to protect him.

Yeah, you're so irrationally afraid of car accidents, shut the fuck up.

Traet cars like fat humans and you won't be scared of driving

based white woman

PürSöy

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who was in the wrong here?

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>burst in flames

EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

why are chinese people so combustible?

WHY DOES IT CATCH FIRE

I thought he was running to pick a fight with the car driver

Prometheus for giving us fire

Tadaima

chinese vehicles are designed to explode at the slightest bump to ensure that people who get into an accident die instead of ending up injuried

Maybe we could use them as renewable fuel source for vehicles

china exists in the ATHF universe where anything that hits the ground explodes

youtu.be/W6inQI5GnmQ

>it's either the guy's first day or his last day
poetic

Based foreshadowing kid at 1:03

>burger planet is a basedboy
you have no idea
youtube.com/watch?v=Y3pdwcE534c
youtube.com/watch?v=TzBDpdhC8Hs
youtube.com/watch?v=yvImQ38m768

>be driving on highway 7 years ago
>cars in front of me start crashing because of wet road and one of them was speeding too fast
>almost got hit by it myself
>one car goes flying off the highway and lands on its roof
>can smell gasoline
>get out of car and run over there
>on my way there find a ripped off female leg
>holy shit.jpg
>run up to the car and look inside
>woman inside is mince meat
>other one seems injured and unconcious
>manage to get her out of the car
>while doing it touched her boobs and ass
>ambulance arrives shortly after
>girl survives
>visit her in the hospital and her entire family and her boyfriend thank me

Felt like a waste of time when I found out she has a boyfriend, should have taken the ripped off leg from the dead cunt instead and not bothered with the other bitch.

She seems fine, actually.

jxsdjjb.com/101.html

Google translate:

>On the morning of April 25, Chengdu girl 5 years old cocoa (a pseudonym), after throwing away the garbage waiting for her mother to send her to kindergarten, was a The rear SUV knocked down and pressed under the wheel. After the incident surveillance video was spread on the Internet, it attracted everyone's heart.

>Just as cocoa was pressed under the wheel, a woman who was sweeping the ground about 10 meters away from the car saw the cocoa being pressed against the bottom of the car and immediately ran to the car with a broom and shouted at the female driver who drove. What is it. After coming to the car, the lady dropped the broom and shouted at the female driver who drove.

>The video of the online heat transmission showed that a woman who was sweeping the ground about 10 meters away from the car when Coco was knocked down and pressed to the bottom of the car saw the scene and immediately called for help. Many residents in the community heard the call for help and staged a life-saving action. The people joined forces to lift the car and rescue the girl from the wheel. Today, Sichuan News Network reporter learned from the girl mother that cocoa has passed the first stage of treatment and is being treated in the hospital observation room.

>Not my business~

youtube.com/watch?v=ddEy_xDs2d8

>driven by a spic

such surprise

I can't stop laughing.

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goddammit I love disaster kino threads
although some genuinely disturb me

this is on par with that shot of wahlberg half underwater from pain and gain

Name a more kino shot

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based

Atleast you got a boner satisfaction

Does anyone have the one where the guy randomly picks up and throws a toddler and runs around a corner followed by tons of people chasing him down?

chink bikes/scooters are cheap pieces of shit made of thin pot metal.

>thin shitty fuel tank ruptures spilling fuel
>literally any spark
>RIP

that why if you are on a Lexmoto and you fill it up with high octane fuel be prepared to end up like Lorenzo Bandini

youtube.com/watch?v=05REvtzGnpw

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I'm still hoping to find footage of the guy throwing the kid in the mall of america

How'd you escape alive?

Was it the same coal truck?

Because they're a bunch of limp-wristed faggots over there thanks to their "aristocracy" cancer that we avoided....and replaced with niggers.

Was really expecting him to just stand there watching more vehicles fall into the great maw

By far the most enraging video in this whole thread.

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mother earth reclaims her children

Why does it say "sex"?

>sex

I really don't understand. Yeah they're old, but how the fuck could someone possibly do something like this? It just seems like an excuse. Was he having a seizure or something?

Because you need to have it

Give it to me.

>that haircut
>those glasses
>that music
>vape
>streamer
>colorado
you couldn't be a bigger faggot if you tried.

This. Plus you gotta factor into account that probably 95% of truck drivers are probably braindead redneck flyover hicks. Yet somehow we entrust them with these 40 ton metal death machines. Thank God Elon Musk is gonna replace all these opiod juiced dumbasses in the coming decade.

>Felt like a waste of time when I found out she has a boyfriend
Fucking hell mate

>he thinks the machine made speed up commerce and increase profits is going to care about his safety

they literally forget how to drive

I also hate poorly educated Drumpf voters
I am very smart and morally superior to the braindead retards in our nation

what if you had fire retardant clothing and a coweled helmet in your vehicle?

Rogel Lazaro Aguilera-Mederos

You should see it in the winter time. There's so many califags and texassholes transplant that the smallest amount of snow turns the roads into D-Day.

He's a soiboi, he sucks Musk's cock because he was on pewdiepie's channel and smoked weed on youtube. Truckers do an infinitesimal number of times more miles than regular road users and therefore are more likely to crash. But they aren't any more likely to crash on any given mile per vehicle. Plus, they're required for onions deliveries so absolutely essential for our estrogen riddled friend.

AI driving is literally safer in every way than regular drivers, let alone crackhead Trumptard truckers.

>illegal beaner
shocker
faggot was on meth as well

*pulls for semi horn*

Honk Honk!

holy fuck you can't make this up

>error STACK_OVERFLOW
>FUNC_LTURN critical error
>SYSTEM ERROR:OVERHEAT
>EXEC FUNC_ESCAPE

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I see this all the time on US dashcams, they see some truck do a fucking barrel roll and all they can do is say "oh my gawd he wrecked!" and carry on driving.

I think it's just because americans are selfish cunts.

why didn't one of the many people watching pull the driver out of the car and take action themselves

FUCKING RAAAAAAAPE!

lmfaooooo holy shiiiiit!!

>infinitesimal

>Police have arrested Rogel Lazaro Aguilera-Mederos, saying he was driving a truck that sped into cars that were backed up on the interstate

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Filipinos truly are the most powerful race.

>AI driving is literally safer in every way than regular drivers
FYI, corporate manslaughter has a regular ruling of 5% of turnover for offences in English Common Law. This would be after the courts ruled that the AI was absolutely at fault. As opposed to, you know, prison for actual manslaughter.

I'm sure all those corps are going to be ever so careful their trucks don't mince people.

>$40?

>they decide to pass each other at breakneck speeds of 55 miles per hour while traffic backs up behind them

This, fuck.

>chinese user lying
shit son, color me suprised

potatohead

>they're old
they're chinese as well

lel this guy talking to reporters
>Is he the guy who saved all those people?
>You think he'll do an interview?
>You guys taking a live view?
>Who you filming for?
>Did you guys already go live with your story?
>Were you just getting B-roll?
>They''ll want to license it probably nationally too
>Sir are you the hero that saved those people?

Tbf, It does look like Japan since China is such a shithole

>Felt like a waste of time when I found out she has a boyfriend
Kek, based

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Meh more interaction than I have with females.

I think you are just jelly.

What's wrong with Colorado, cocksucker?

are you retarded? truck shipping is the only reason america functions

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yeah, I think I'm done

at least you got a free tit grab in. Should have inseminated her while you were waiting for the ambulance.

the retard who pulled out in front of a dump truck

Driving in the 3rd world is one of the most fun and terrifying things you can do. The rules are simple: 1. There ARE no rules.
2. If the vehicle fits, than it's fair game for driving on, through, around, or over.

what the fuck
>people just walking past
FUCK CHINA

What the fuck is wrong with chinks

man, i love china hate threads

I've commuted on a busy interstate between two major cities for the past year and it has really made me hate semi drivers. They're all locked at different speeds, so you get one going 65 and another going 68, nope all you fucker behind him gotta slow down so he can pass. Pisses me off every time.

I can't stop laughin, it looks so fucking stupid

Reminder that Reddit considers these things humans and, at a minimum, your equal.

Cause in China theres people who scam using those kind of shit? Like lets say you try to help someone, they can "claim" you injured them and you have to pay all their hospital bills, etc. Its a fucked up place

it's because of a well known video where a mother falls down into the gears after one of those metal panels collapses when she walks on it
Chinese build cheap fucking shit with no safety standards

>not using the dismembered leg to slap the bf to a duel
I SAY

yeah well whatever the reason is for WHY they're walking past a kid literally being beaten to death, it's still fucked up like you say.
What a fucked up shitty country with shitty people.

The first two are the only good ones. The original is a classic, the second one only gets ridiculous a few times, the rest are completely idiotic.

Yeah I'm not denying its fucked up. There was even that video of that little girl who got run over TWICE in a crowded night market or something and noone helped. They were supposedly gonna make a good samaritan law but was advised not to because it basically gives anyone amnesty as long as they THINK they're helping so you could in theory stab someone in the neck and say you thought you could save them by performing surgery or whatever.

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theres several vids from china where that end part of the escalator (the bit they are tapping/avoiding) collapses when you stand on it such that you fall straight into the mechanism and get pureed

'chinese escalator' is even a meme on liveleak in the same vein as 'off duty brazilian cop' or 'russian dashcam'

>Thread about american car crash becomes chinese hate thread
Based, and I mean that unironically. Fuck the chinese.

Its a cultural thing. Also doesn't help they are literal bug people that the government even went Big Brother on them with that social point system shit

>"I'm strictly humanitarian, but shit, Chinese aren't people."
Albert Einstein

you only need consistency, retards crave for daily trash to consume

they dont have souls

>it’s a big rig decides to pass a line of big rigs right before you reach them episode
>it’s an “every vein in user’s body explodes from rage” episode

is this a real person

if they help then they admit guilt and thus are fined for causing your accident. so people dont help.

if you live, they must pay for your recovery, however long it takes. but a funeral fine is much much cheaper, so they go for the kill.

HOWEVER, just last year they implemented good samaritan laws to stop this. but people dont change overnight so the nightmare will continue until the next couple of generations get tunnel vision out of their system

Yep they're pretty bad, there's tons of Chinks where I'm from and their parents are just souless man. Like we have this saying called "great wall" since Chink parents don't allow their kids to date non Chinks which is just a load of bullshit since the parents will drop that rule so fast when they learn you're rich.

Never go to china. If you anons want to live in an Asian country go to thailand or japan. China is worse than a shitload of african countries. People there might care about you since you are not one of them and they can face real shit for fucking with you. Also they know you have money.
Just never go to china it is not worth it.

I dabbed on the semi epic style

It happened about 50 minutes from my house, ask ME anything.

Do Chinese people do parenting via GTA

I'm guessing Castle Rock, Dillon, or Boulder, right?

SHOUTOUT IP2 FUCK YES MEN FUCK ICE

>There are people in western countries rooting for China to surpass the US

I'm not even a burger, but I don't want to live in a world ruled by soulless chinks...

commies arent people user

They're the first to be off'd if China rules the world

>on top of their love of guns and shooting people with them, america also inherits china's complete disregard for human life, non-existent quality controls and highly combustible vehicles
Literally real life GTA just waiting to happen.

these people are probably the same fuckers crying about carbon emissions from western countries
Good luck on those emissions when it comes to the Chinese.

He's fine, just a little bit tired.

You would too if you had to use escalators in china

youtube.com/watch?v=0B4uKz8Kb2U

How do these subhumans manage to even function? I'm shocked that they even have enough intelligence to tie their shoes or something every morning.

theres literally a billion of them

Truly terrifying. China is easily the greatest threat to humanity.

I'm dead, you asshole

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>spic barbecues who knows how many burgers
>FUCK CHINKS
Those who are about to die, I salute you! You lads are absolute gladiators.