Daily reminder that for the next 50 years that Steve sleeps with his titcow...

Wouldn't you do the same?

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that sounds based

OG Steve goes back in time when he was frozen, so in that timeline there are two Steve's, one that's frozen and another playing with Peggy's magnificent tits.

I disagree. Before telling you why, could you please explain your point? I mean, explain time travel in Endgame, please.

blessed goddess

>steve made out with her granddaughter
>said grandaughter no longer exists or is a descendant of Steve himself

Steve is a fucking pedo now lmao

It's worth it.

>granddaughter
Grandniece

>Capt didn't stop 9/11
Some "hero" he is

The Russos fucked up Steve so bad

>imagine cap getting his first deep blowjob from her or his first tittyfuck
>"super soldier man juice, peggy wants"

Kino

In the first Cap movie when they first reveal him post-steroids, the part where she touched his pecs wasn't scripted, she just couldn't help herself

What's happened has already happened. Peggy's husband they never showed? Steve Rogers using a pseudonym and living a quiet life with her.

Kino as fuck

Hes literally not. That's the whole point of putting the stones back.

Fpbp

You don't know a thing about parallel universes, do you?

Who still made out with Sharon Carter.

Anyone else bummed we didn't get to see him and Red Skull chat the 2nd time he went back?

the ancient one explained it

It's impossible that he was in an alternate timeline, because he was sitting there as an old man in their timeline. Marvel fucked up their own version of time travel.

It's not a parallel world if he went to the same spot where he left. It's the same world

see

Even if this were true, it wouldn't change what's happening to Bucky you literal brainlet.

This guy gets it. Too many brainlets couldn't follow a simple movie plot

>You don't know a thing about parallel universes, do you?
see turboautist

If that's the case, why was he there as an old man?

He returned to that universe when he got old

But he never zapped back. He went to the 40s and lived normally until that point. So technically he's still in the fucking machine.

Except he didn't or he would've appeared at the time machine.

He didn't return to that exact time, he returned earlier without anyone noticing

This is the universe where super villains from outer space have attacked earth multiple times causing thousands of deaths and eventually half the population of earth is turned to ash. 9/11 just isn't that big a deal.

So you're saying he lived out his whole life in a different reality before closing it up and then he warped back to the prime timeline? Wouldn't he still need to warp back via the platform?

He needed the machine to return, and for someone on that end to activate the machine. So someone had to notice. It sounds like you're making excuses for the film and to hide that you stupidly didn't notice this major plot hole.

He can't do that. The movie's own rules show that he had to come back in the same spot he left on the machine. Scott did it during the test, the rest did it when they went to the stones, and they expected him to come back on the platform

>Too many brainlets couldn't follow a simple movie plot
The irony is delicious.

If he wasn't living in an alternate timeline, that means he always was destined to live in the 40s and that Peggy for some reason lied about random shit during the events of Agent Carter.

Can someone post the picture of him as an old man? I don't care about capeshit but i want to see the effect they used

Then explain how he got on that bench in the same time line

The producers have already said that ALL the non-movie marvel media, including the TV shows are non-canon in the movie universe.

Vice versa it's situational, but most movies are considered canon in the tv-show

>can't even follow a capeshit plot

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Or... it was a badly written mess that they rushed out after cornering the plot with kino Infinity War.

No, they returned the stones so their timelines wouldn't get too unraveled like what that ancient one warned Banner about.
They had no intention initially of returning them.
Steve returned after living a lifetime in that alternate timeline

Here's your explanation: the writing sucked.

I know but that brainlet doesn't

>Steve returned after living a lifetime in that alternate timeline
Coping so hard he has to make stuff up that never happened in the film.

That's impossible, Thanos and his whole ship just up and disappear from 2014, if you're saying that that timeline is going to go back to normal you're full of it.

COPE
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>producers have already said
link please, this is big news to me

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Cap was always in the past. It's a time loop. That's why it's not an alternate timeline. Cap always got frozen became an avenger stopped Thanos went back and grew old and retired. That's his timeline. Hes always been the man out of time. He spent 11 out of the ice. Then he went back and lived the rest of his life.

Then why was Peggy so upset about his death? How did Cap manage to never interact with anyone from the portion of the timeline we knew about?

The problem being that the film explicitly states that's not how time travel works. They said you end up in another alternate timeline. Which is why they killed off young Thanos, despite their timeline having already had to deal with an old Thanos.

So either they fucked up by having old cap in the main timeline, or they fucked up by killing young Thanos before he caused the snap but still having the snap exist in the main timeline. Pick one.

thanks

Shitty shitty ending. I hate Peggy so much. She was already ageing like milk in the First Avenger whereas he’s pumped with serum, good luck after 5 more years Cap...

Yep!

That would have been way more interesting, they had more chemistry anyway. But MCU are pandering to the retarded gender, so we got Peggy instead.

First Avenger, it's the early 40s and she's about 30.
Endgame, it's the 70s and she must be about 55 by then, and yet she looks mid 30s.
I have no idea what the fuck regime she's on to have pulled that off.

Why do you think none of them remember Loki escaping with the tesseract after the attack on New York?

She also ‘acted’ her way through seeing him, despite being half crippled with dementia. I don’t know what’s worse, that this shit was actually filmed or that there are people here trying to excuse it.

It just creeps me out every time.

Because it was badly written.

>9/11 just isn't that big a deal.
It made even Dr. Doom cry.

Power of the Mary Sue + terrible writing.

Do you remember anything that Banner talked to the Ancient about? She literally drew you a picture.

And that picture was instantly dismissed by old Cap sitting on a bench at the end.

because he didn't have a time travel device, right?

It turns out the Cap decided to cut the prime branch and make this new one the only one left.

living the dream

>Cap gets with Peggy and they fug nonstop
>This leads to Germany winning WWII

Because the time travel device requires:
1. a person using the main time machine to activate it
2. a person to appear at the time machine
3. a "space" suit to travel through the quantum realm

Old man cap ticks none of those boxes.

Is that really how it ends? He knows the future, but doesn't do anything to stop, say, HYDRA's infiltration of SHIELD?

And how does that work when we know that Peggy dated that Latino guy in Agent Carter?

>whatever it takes
>steve no steve put that rifle down oh god oh no

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>went back in time to spend rest of his life with gf
>knew he couldn't do anything to interfere with the timeline and create alternate reality fucking up entire plan
>said gf had grandchildren originally
>he went back in time and literally demanded that his wife have sex with another man and pump his cum in her
what a cuckold

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this, nothing he could do would change the fate of the real Bucky. As son as Peggy dies and he returns to the real present it'll only really be real to him as a memory.

Assuming the theory that Cap was always her husband after he went back in time, maybe his cum made her resistant to aging.
Cap ages slower in the comics.

No he made out with Sharon carter first.
Then later went back and lived a life sucked on Peggy’s tits. He got the best of both with the excuse of innocently not knowing he would later go back.

Although it will be a bit weird when his 86 year old wife passes away and he watches from the shadows and his past self carries his dead wife’s coffin and then goes on to make out with his grand niece

>have sex with another man and pump his cum in her
I mean, is the wife really the one doing the pumping in this situation?

Like how Spider-man's jizz gave Mary Jane cancer.

hopefully. she looks like she'd be a good time

>wrong they all returned together with no one operating and the left at different times (alt timeline nebula being one of them)
>correct
>wrong and right, the space suit can disappear and reappear into the device on their hand, so he couldve deactivated.

1/3 thats a failing grade, good job not paying attention.

Based cap

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>S-Steve, youre back?!
>Yes but on one condition. You must live a single life as normal and fall in love with another man while I hide for the next 80 years

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>wrong they all returned together with no one operating and the left at different times (alt timeline nebula being one of them)
No, retard. Remember the count down Banner has to do before bringing them back? It doesn't matter when THEY hit the switch, they don't come back to the right time until Banner does.

>wrong and right, the space suit can disappear and reappear into the device on their hand, so he couldve deactivated.
Don't be retarded. They'd definitely notice an old man in a space suit appear, quickly remove the suit, and then hobble off to sit on the bench.

Russos time travel is retarded due to Hulk v bald female speak. So if i have to give back to you the stone the exact moment i picked up (to avoid fucked timelines) then when Cap arrive to give time stone to bald woman, Hulk should be there and two time stones in the timeline? Its completely fucked up bc they made the (completely avoidable) "muh multiple timeline when you take a stone from here" argument.

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He WAS the "other guy" all along.

The return pad existed at several points. He could have just returned at an earlier point to set up that reveal. Maybe he even moved back to his universe sometime earlier so he could have his affairs in order and get ready for retirement.

I need a movie of this now.

>Cap causes JFK murder
>Cap starts 9/11

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If he knew that he couldn't do anything, why would he go back in time and risk it?!

This is worse than the original shit about Thanos not doubling resources!

wrong. the conversation of her being surprised he is alive is proof of that

>No, retard. Remember the count down Banner has to do before bringing them back?
Then how did they return when banner was in the past?

Faking it or alzheimers dementia babble.

what if that man was actually him because of time travel shenanigans it was always him and he cucked himself from the future by uncucking himslef in the past.

No her main point was not having the time stone to stop kaecilleus and dormammu in doctor strange. Realistically cap could have returned it 5 years later. As long as dr strange had it for his “come to bargain” it’s fine

Heroes are gullible.

Captain America was happily dicking Sharon Carter and had built a life over the 10-11 years he was thawed out. He had a built a life for himself.

Old cap is very likely the Red Skull.

Motherfucker went back to 2014 to return the Soul Gem to his ARCHENEMY!!!!!

ARCH-ENEMY!!!

The Soul Gem can strip memories from Cap. And the Infinity Stones can't really be destroyed.

Thor killed Thanos before they could fully interrogate him.

2014 and 2023 Red Skulls have teamed up.

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I don't blame you for thinking this. Because of the rules established by this very movie, that should have been the case. Unfortunately, they allowed their grand finale moment for Captain America to be a huge, internally inconsistent, plothole, where he was somehow able to go back in time, change the past, and have it impact the future of the same timeline

Reminder that the mouse spent more than $600 million on the two Infinity War movies

>I could do this all day...

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So they didnt kill Cap entirely and had that Antman de-aging gag just incase Evans wants to renew his contract right?

jesus

>Unfortunately, they allowed their grand finale moment for Captain America to be a huge, internally inconsistent, plothole, where he was somehow able to go back in time, change the past, and have it impact the future of the same timeline
When did he go back to the past exactly, though?

It won't be Evans.

Agent Carter was actually an enjoyable tv series and the only capeshit related thing I was sad to see cancelled.

Nope
There are two timelines. But they fold in on each other. Original timeline: Peggy had another husband. Steve is frozen, Steve is sad. Endgame happens. Steve goes back, and is with Peggy for 50 years. The events of the past still happened (Peggy dying with dementia and being surprised Steve was alive) but now a new history happened too instead with Peggy and Steve being together.

I’m pretty sure that was the point of the Möbius strip model tony made about time travel at the start. You basically now have a universe with two pasts layered on top of each other.
The original definitely happened. And the new past happened.

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Seemingly immediately after dropping off the tesseract in 1970.

The same way all of this bullshit is explained: BAD. FUCKING. WRITING

>Seemingly immediately after dropping off the tesseract in 1970.
He went straight back to 1945? Doesn't that completely wipe out multiple stories?

I meant longterm wise, old man cap gets deaged in comics if im correct also. It lets them have two options, either he's retired and Endgame is the last youll see of him, orrrr Evans gives up his directing fantasy facade and returns to play him and they deage him

Too deep for you?

How did he return the mind and space stones if both the Staff and the Tesseract had been destroyed to get them out? Wouldn't that fuck with the timeline if those items no longer existed?
How did he return the soul stone? Did he just hand it to Red Skull and leave?
How did he return the reality stone if he didn't have its container and how did he get the defense system back online?

HOOOOOWWWW

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>is so retarded he thinks bad writing is deep

No. Why? If he never told anyone he was there all he has to do is keep his head down.

Movie magic

He didn't change the future you fucking tard, that's the point. In the main timeline where we see old Steve, he and Peggy never got together. He probably came back to the main timeline after Peggy died in 2015.

Go to New York first. Get Ancient to use time stone to revert other stones to their previous state.
Go back to really early on Morag and trap Red Skull's spirit in an supernatural ritual for fucking up your life.

>If he never told anyone he was there all he has to do is keep his head down.
So, Cap just became a 50s house husband? Wouldn't he be a HYDRA/Soviet target because of the serum in his blood?

>doesn't understand that nothing in their past changed and can't understand the plot even when spelled out and drawn out for him
Don't worry, kid. Detective Pikachu is right around the corner and it will probably be more your speed.

We didn't see them destroy the Tesseract or the Staff, yeah the briefcase Steve had was small but they could have shrunk the Staff.

>In the main timeline where we see old Steve, he and Peggy never got together.
What's the point of going back then? All of his real friends are in the future.

They'd have to know he was there.

He didn't interfere with past events enough to change the timeline. The Ancient One specifically says that *taking the stone* would cause the timeline to diverge. If every little thing caused a change, their timeline would've become an alternate universe just from them having a conversation.

The space stone still wasn't inside the Tesseract

>They'd have to know he was there.
HYDRA supposedly has people everywhere and Steve is one of the most famous examples of war propaganda in this universe.

Remember, he didn't just sell war bonds. He was actually caught multiple times in war footage.

No one knew where he was until they dug him out of the ice.

>No one knew where he was until they dug him out of the ice.
...but he's not dug out of the ice now. CAPTURE HIM!

Witnessed

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checked

If it’s true that means he did something but he decided to stay out of all of that

>It's impossible that he was in an alternate timeline, because he was sitting there as an old man in their timeline.

That was done for dramatic effect. The sequence of events are still this: Cap returned the stones and then lived out a full life with peggy. At a ripe old age, he returns back to his original timeline to give falcon the shield.

waste of digits

I guess this is the best answer

Are you fucking retarded? Something massively changed: Cap existed in that timeline in the past. The fact that he was sitting there on the bench made it clear that going into the past affects the future. And yet despite that, they've killed young Thanos, but he still made the first snap. Old Nebula killed Young Nebula but nothing happened. But here we have Cap sitting on a bench as an old man.

Wind your fucking neck in, you pathetic prick. The film was badly written, so stop sucking its dick.

Yeah? Then do you mind explaining how he managed to travel back to the main timeline without Banner, Buckey, or Sam knowing? They were gathered around the machine trying to bring him back, and Cap never showed up. The only way could have managed to sneak to that bench is if he had been in that timeline all along

God damn it no they fucking didn't. Nothing about Steve using pym particles to go back to 1945 and stay there contradicts anything.

As has already been established, he couldn't just magically turn up at the time machine without someone seeing him.

Nebula killed Nebula in 2023, not a Nebula in 2014.

Peggy had another husband, he was mentioned in the winter soldier, so he directly changed the time line by marrying Peggy and cucked the other guy out of the son and daughter Peggy was supposed to bear him.

>Nothing about Steve using pym particles to go back to 1945 and stay there contradicts anything.
Hi Cold War. Hi Soviet Union. Hi Supersoldier Serum Being The Most Valuable Thing In The World.

And where the fuck do you think young Nebula is now?

What was his name?

Shut up you idiot.

The film is fucking garbage. Absolute shit. Obviously any film like this that has to follow a great set-up is at risk of not living up to it but it's like they did it intentionally. Falcon is Captain America, Valkyrie is the "King" of Asgard. Thor is a fat drunk. Tony is dead. Cap is an old man because he stayed behind for Peggy's sweet tits.

Somehow all the people who were dead in Infinity War are actually alive and they come back at the final battle, implying that the team won anyway without them in order to bring them back? But for some reason they have to come back to save them anyway. So it's a total time paradox, and no one cares or even mentions it. Or did they actually get dusted into another universe after all? Never explained.

Actually not worth seeing at all.

Dead, in 2023.

Because he knew what his role was.

Yes they fucking did, you daft cunt. If Steve time travelling and staying means he's an old man in the main timeline, it means altering the past alters the future of the main timeline. So killing young Thanos means no old Thanos, which means no snap happens. Get it now, retard?

well obviously he did somehow because that's how they explained how it worked throughout the movie.

>if an item is taken from the past it must be replaced immediately after being taken so nothing changes
>whoops lololol nvm Thanos and everyone is ded and nebula killed herself even though she still exists now
Off yourself

Shut up.

The fucking STONES follow that rule you dipshit nigger, not any random item.

Exactly, So she can't become old Nebula to kill herself in 2023.

This. It was always him.

She doesn't have to.

If each avenger only had enough pym particles for a round trip how did past nebula bring Thanos to the future?
If she used real nebula's particles to take her place, how did they shrink thanos' ship to navigate through the quantum realm?
How did they even know where they were going in the quantum realm without Tony's GPS tech?

>Somehow all the people who were dead in Infinity War are actually alive and they come back at the final battle

???

I agree that the movie was shit, but Bruce brought them back before the final battle.

Or it's shitty writing. Something you mongoloids fail to accept.

That seems like a legitimate plot hole.

Go suck a dick, faggot.

not the guy you are responding to but I think the 2014 timeline is the only one that seperates from the main timeline. Things do not go back to normal but the stones are back in place and there's no thanos in that timeline. So the avengers DID create an alternate timeline but without thanos and company.

>Expecting 80 year old captain america to stop 9/11

OK yeah, good point, I was pretty drunk by then and kind of missed that it worked. I guess it was how completely unfazed they were about being dusted and then being alive they ALL were.

>Killed Thanos before he even snapped
>Loki escaped with the cube
How did neither of these events affect the future?

He helped bucky in his timeline you fucking imbecile

Of course she fucking does, or her old self doesn't exist.

Causality doesn't give a fuck.

His cock must be AT LEAST 18.5" bone-pressed with AT LEAST 9" girth.

Exactly. They've massively changed things.

Steve goes back in time.
>All of his friends aren't born yet.
>"Hey, aren't you that guy from the war footage?"
>He's acclimatized to the modern era.
>Peggy either has a different husband or dates him.
>The latter option changes the timeline completely.
>He's in constant danger of being hunted by the Soviet Union.
Oops. Cap dun goofed, but they created a happily ever after because Chris Evans wanted out of the franchise.

I was expecting some kind of followup on the Loki thing but it just never came to anything.

The whole film was so fucking bland and emotionless which is pretty weird. Thanos realises he lost and he just... sits down and dusts away. That kind of thing happens over and over again. Moments that should be a big deal are just anodyne.

Reminder Captain America travelled back in time to be a cuckold for 80 years

Except it does, or old Cap wouldn't be there.

I'm on your side retard. It's bad writing but it's not a full plot hole.

Uh, because?

It legitimately is

>goes to give back soul gem
>realises its red skull
>writing team didn't bother to give a scene for that
......

How big would Peggy's tits be if she were to be injected with the super-soldier serum?

>Except it does, or old Cap wouldn't be there.
Cap stayed out of history's way thus Not creating a divergence. Our Avengers doesnt change their best. Theyre changing the futures of Alternate time lines..

The narrative switched from the "main" timeline to the one that Cap arrived in.

Oh fuck you're right

But it is a full plot hole. If time travel works the way old man Cap implies, them killing young Thanos means Infinity War couldn't never have happened.

>if an item is taken from the past it must be replaced immediately after being taken so nothing changes
No the stones must be returned so that reality won't be fucked. It wouldn't matter to them if they didn't return them it's just the right thing to do.

This. Brainlets need to think about your post. Cap lived in a time loop and "old" captain america coexists in the same timeline with "developing" captain america. They never cross paths so no alternate timelines get created. Peggy is in on this and pretends to be devastated about his death when really "old cap" is with her the whole time.

I think the real joke is how with all the test screanings, nobody pointed out what Cap going back in time meant.

Like not one of those pebble brained idiots pointed out how bad it looked. God, the general movie going audience are fucking animals.

Hm, assuming Peggy knew about Steve's story after he went back, she could have helped cover him.

Because it clearly shows the past is the same timeline. If Cap can go back in time and grow old to be an old man sitting on a bench, it means anything you do in the past directly affects the future/present of the main timeline. Which means Thanos is dead BEFORE he could even cause Infinity War. Christ, you're fucking thick.

Do you mean as in "I'm going to escape this diversity driven propaganda and go back to the based 40's, fuck niggers?"

No it doesn't, nigger.

The whole fucking point is that time travel doesn't work that way. They can't make loops or it throws out the whole point of killing 2014 Thanos.

>Hm, assuming Peggy knew about Steve's story after he went back, she could have helped cover him.
How? If the Soviets knew about the A-Bomb, wouldn't you think that they'd know about the super-soldier program?
>HYDRA also has Bucky.

Yes it does, you moronic faggot cunt.

Actually, the entire plot of returning the stones is completely pointless.

Time travel based on multiverse theory does not make you travel to specific verses or your own time, it just creates a parallel universe the moment you timetravel, and there is realistically no actual way of you travelling back into a previous timeline because once you try to travel back into it you just create a new universe instead.

So tecnically there's a supreme sorcerer who is never going to get her stone back because cap time travelled into a new alternate universe where there is a supreme sorcerer waiting for her stone to come back, but is not the original one he wanted to give it back to.

The movie/writers really had no fucking idea what they were doing even though they try to push up their glasses and act intelligent by commenting on all other movies who use time travel in a linear matter.

I mean cover that her husband is actually Steve Rogers.

We've already thrown that bollocks excuse out of the window. He would've appeared back at the same place he left, and they would've seen him return. It was bad writing only, stop trying so hard.

So Captain America literally told his new wife to go fuck other men?

Why didn't they all bump into Steve giving the stones back as they were taking them?

Why didn't Avengers 1 Steve Rogers fight Avengers 4 Steve Rogers with other Avengers 4 Steve Rogers getting involved to give the spectre back to Avenger 1 Steve Rogers?

>I mean cover that her husband is actually Steve Rogers.
I refer you back to my statement in .
>"Hey, aren't you that guy from the war footage?"

Nope.

Yes. I would do the same.

Shut the fuck up.

Because if he interferes, he creates an alternate timeline and doesn't end back up in the same 2023.

Go get your head cut off by jihadis, britfag.

You retarded fucks.

In the credits of the movie it shows cap is 93 years old.
If he actually lived from 1940 or 1970 both would give you the wrong age to 2023.

He didn't live his way through, he teleported back and they for some reason didn't want to show him reappering on the machine for EPIC POETRY because the writers are either braindead or respected the viewer's intelligence way too much.

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He's actually 183 years old at the end of the movie.

So Emily VanCamp is just gone into the ether?

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but 2014 Thanos entering 2023 and subsequently dying means this is an alternate timeline already

>So Emily VanCamp is just gone into the ether?
I guess so. She gave up a cash cow to do a piece of shit show called The Resident.

>Herr Rogers!
>Mister Schmidt.
>It's a small world after all.
>Yeah. Funny how that works.

This, the timeline worked exactly like in Dragon Ball. Going back to the past just sprouts off alternate timelines, you can't change your own.

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you guys are thick. They explicitly stated that it doesn't work as linear time. And that things in the past will never change the things of the futures present. So Captain America went to the past and lived out his life, which in the futures present felt like 5 seconds, but it was even stated that he jumped too far ahead and missed his landing zone.

He lived out his life that he never got peacefully without interfering because he returned all the stones first, then went back using the GPS Pym particle time suit to live with Peggy, and then returned after I'm assuming she died of old age. Thus changing nothing from the future and affecting nothing from the main timeline.

The only thing I could think of is that Thanos had access to 2019's Nebula. Couldve gotten the route from there

Then he'd end up wherever the platform was kept before they set it up at the lake.

Thank you, someone was paying attention

No it doesn't.

In The Winter Soldier it was mentioned Peggy had a husband and two kids (a son and daughter)

What happened to those in the Captain America goes back to the past scenario?

yes it does.
lets face it, the moment any story includes time travel it becomes riddled with plotholes.

Correct. And no-one can access it because if it takes precendence over Thanos winning in 2018, there's no time machine in 2023 and 2014 Thanos never ends up there.

Those were Cap's kids.

No, it doesn't.

Time loop is the wrong word for what I meant to say. "Old" cap coexists with "developing" cap without crossing paths on the same linear timeline. This allows the entire MCU to still happen.

You guys know it's a blockbuster movie right? It's not meant to be that deep or interpreted as some brilliant stroke of writing. It's for simplistic entertainment.

>Thanos realises he lost and he just... sits down and dusts away.
It's more dignified than going into a futile rage seconds before you're dust on the wind.

this is fan fiction. Fact is he demanded Peggy fuck another man to continue the original blood line while he lived the life of a cuck

>No no, but people always say I look like him ha ha

Someone gets it

>Avengers: Just Turn your Brain off Bro

The Loki thing is a set up for the Loki live action TV Show.
I wish I was joking.

Infinity War has to happen for 2014 Thanos to end up in 2023. The universe treats alternate Thanos as a clone and has everything proceed as originally established.

retard

You know, the problem is Steve's sperm were still those of a 4'8" asthmatic 4F washout.

>What happened to those in the Captain America goes back to the past scenario?
The husband probably married someone else and the two kids never existed in that timeline.

retard his DNA was changed with the serum and old sperm dies off and is replaced by new enhanced DNA sperm

He ages slower due to the serum. That's comic lore though, but I assumed.

>Hello, Soviet guy?
>Da, we've seen him.
>Bag him or blood sample?

My headcanon is that the super serum effects his sperm also, and gives him super sperm.

It could be his children or he cucked himself. Regardless it changes nothing

>i-its a clone
this is reaching

Holy fuck you're right
That's actually a definitive fuckup on the movie's part

The 2014 he's plucked from becomes an alternate timeline when he's never returned. The universe keeps itself together that way and holds on to the old continuity required so 2014 Thanos is pulled into 2023.

>Peggy's husband they never showed?

But they showed him in Agent Carter, which is cannon since they showed Jarvis from that show in the 1970 bit.

>implying he'd be recognized

Correct. But that doesn’t change what OP says. He had to have come from a very *similar* timeline, else he wouldn’t have ended up in the main timeline.

And anyone who says returning the items would “fix” the timelines misses the point. Wherever he remained *becomes* an alternate reality by virtue of his being there. Absolutely unavoidable.

So when it jumped out of his dick Peggy felt it punching her cervix?

Off yourself retard

No, more like a loving caress.

Oh wow so dignified so unsatisfying in any way much enjoyable to watch.

A pussy gives up, sits down and accepts their death. Not a huge surprise that this is how they want to program your mind given the obvious white genocide propaganda at the end. JUST SIT DOWN WHITE MAN, IT'S MORE DIGNIFIED THAT WAY.

Hard to believe, I bet she felt it

Lewd.

Absolutely based, more proof cap is the best

>cap is the best
he chooses voluntarily to be a cuckold. I see this is probably to your liking also?

All the Tv shows are not canon, they are "canon"

Thanos is a tired apathetic man who's given up. His very solution is defeatist, because he tries to justify moral evil.
You're not meant to emulate him, even indefeat that shows. You can pity but not emulate.

Nobody cares, stop projecting your cuckold fantasies onto a fictional character.

I feel like it should matter that Red Skull is now the guardian of the soul stone, like he should still have agency and be trying to escape or something
As it is he could have just been some nameless, faceless spirit and literally nothing would change

>implying he'd be recognized
Why not? They plastered him all over the film reels and war bond ads. Cap's a mini-celebrity.
>Plus, HYDRA has Bucky.

You really don't get it. The universe treats him as a clone. 2014 Nebula is shot through the chest by 2023 Nebula and the latter is fine. The universe therefore does not inflict her injuries on her future self, treating the former past version as a clone. Because 2023 Nebula was never pulled to 2023 in 2014, but 2014 Nebula was. Therefore, they're already different from each other and the universe avoids the paradox by simply going "She's a different person" (like a clone).

No it doesn't retard did you even pay attention. It's one fucking stream. No alternate times, no parallel timelines, no split in time that creates different timelines. ONE FUCKING TIME LINE AND MARVEL STILL FUCK UP THEIR TIME TRAVEL RULES!

>Nobody cares
you do. enjoy your Captain Cuckold lol

Yeah so are the movies given Captain Marvel's content

You beat me to it, cucks want everyone else to be a cuck
>inserting your own fetishes into the explanation of a plot
This is the worst kind of fanfiction

Except that he was 100% correct about everything, even right at the end.

Even Captain America mentions how much better it is without so many people.

>literally goes back in time to be with girl he loves
>cant change the timeline
face the facts, user. the fanfiction is idiots like you who think he was with her all along and the scene where she realises he is alive is because she had alzheimers from 30 years old

>Even Captain America mentions how much better it is without so many people
He mentioned the silver lining that the Hudson River was cleaner and nothing else.

This
Fortnite servers are still operational for fucks sake, so clearly there's some sense of normalcy
Shit clearly works still and the world kept turning

Thanos cares about the environment confirmed.
Based.

>thinking you're right when your own post points out how wrong you are
You are not this retarded, no one is, this is just poor quality bait.

>Thanos cares about the environment confirmed.
Thanos is onions confirmed

First post best post.

d e e p e s t l o r e

Regardless of which interpretation you go with, they fucked it up both ways because they tried to *have* it both ways, like fucking rookies. Christ, the comics nailed this shit forty years ago.

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If we think about a U.S. where there are only 175 million people that's basically the 80s.

>when he sees his niece sharon for the first time he 100% was thinking about how he made out with her before
absolutely based cap

No wait, even better, the 50s. No wonder Cap felt so at home.

cap stayed in 1970 (where he returned the tesseract to SHIELD) so JFK already happened

Did he pipe off-screen?

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wtf i love thanos now

>still cant argue
enjoy knowing he was a cuck lmao

I hope this time bullshit leads to the kang arc

Realistically if Thanos had just killed all the Africans nobody would have even given a shit.

Africans are 1/6th of the global population, not 1/2

>Ned greets Peter at school as if only Peter got snapped
>all of Peter's high school class should be 5 years older than him and have graduated to college so he no longer has friends

Was that 40s music still around in the radios in the 70s? the final scene made me think he went back to 45

>I will wipe out half of all life on earth
>Awesome, just make sure it's the half with all the niggers and chinks pls

This is a bad thing in what sense? The only part Thanos didn't do right was "evaporate only cunts".

Exactly.

Yes he is, and he may have acted in that timeline.

>but he didn't reappear on the pad!
Those devices on their wrists were obviously capable of independent motion through time and space, otherwise Cap and Iron Man couldn't have gone to the 1970s to get more particles.

He prevented them from pulling him back, fucked Peggy good and hard, did a whole bunch of shit in his alt timeline, then jumped back with just enough time to walk over to the lake and sit down.

Half of them got snapped

Everyone in that school got dusted through sheer luck of the draw, so they're 5 years in the future but they're all still in exactly the same situation in their lives as before. Also it's now 2023 in the MCU apparently?

Didn't they pan passed cars and shit? It was '45.

>spent more than 600 million
yet endgame stands to make almost double that in its opening weekend. This isn't counting any merchandise or past opening weekend either :^)

fake but not gay

I don't know how they could make it clearer it was the 1940s.

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yeah, i was wrong about 1970

finally somebody that gets it

So it seems, not that it matters with Guardians and Spider-Man being the only stories going forward.

i needed to piss so hard at that point that I didn't even notice the cars.

But Thanos didn’t time travel so there is no “alternate” thanos

>BuzzFeed: Was Steve Rodgers a white supremacist who wished to live in White America instead of a diverse present?

Yeah, exactly

time is a flat circle

Based and redpilled

Yeah. After 1970, Cap used up his Pym Particles to jump to 1945 instead of back into 2023.

Oh my sweet summer child, literally every single living character is getting some kind of bullshit off-shoot TV show, including Vision somehow.

Those are just fill-ins.

Kind of. 2014 now has a separate timeline that branches from the main timeline. it seperated as soon as the power stone was taken and thanos finds out about the plan. So 2023 nebula could kill 2014 nebula with no consequence because 2014 nebula is from an alternate timeline.

>How did neither of these events affect the future?
maybe watch the movie? its explained pretty clearly for any non brainlet

If there are alternate universes, then what was the point of returning the stones and mjolnir at all? The past he went to is unconnected to his original.

you not understanding a movie made for 9 year olds is not a plot hole

I don't think they explained this well but I took it as the "multiverse" or alternate timelines will destabilize due to the stones bring in their incorrect time coordinates

Because Universes without all the stones are fucked, and Thor without his hammer is... Ragnarok, I guess?

They're heroes, so they don't do dick moves like deliberately letting whole universes get destroyed.

How do you guys think past Thor dealt with future Thor stealing his hammer?

He didn't have to. Cap returned it ;^)

what does it matter now that current thor is a fucking DOOMER
how and why did marvel do a complete 180 on him

He was a strong white male and those aren't allowed.

Thor got the exact same treatment as Mr. Incredible in INcredibles 2

Cap finished hammering Peggy's sweaty S.H.I.E.L.D. hole and just returned it to AssGuard. Chad Cap

Stones can be destroyed without any repercussion, so I don't think that's the case. Actually it's much better since it means no one can do anything wrong with it. Mjollnir being gone doesn't really do anything as long as there are dwarfs to make Thor something else. The trip was just fucking pointless.

All i want to know is how Cap got his shield back if Thanos destroyed it

The Stones can't be destroyed completely.
Thanos could only smash them to atoms. The atoms still existed.

Removing the Stones completely, though, has grave repercussions. That was the whole point of the Banner/Ancient One conversation.

Future cap took past shield

Or he could've time stoned the shield back to its original state

>Thanos killed trillions

To save quadrillions.

He killed trillions to save exactly the same amount.
That's what half means.

If that's even true, then that's the reason he CAN go and stop all those things, without causing any timeline problems.

2012 Loki has the space stone. That means a new timeline as well.

It's a new shield
The metal on the front was designed differently with more lines and shit
Raises the question though, what the fuck was Thanos' sword made out of?

adamantium!

Why the fuck do they use adamantium for the shield instead of runite?

They didn't
It was Vibranium

he really didn't spend much time with her...what if it turned out she was a raging bitch? would he just nope out of there back to the future?

>She turns out to be a cunt
>NEWS ALERT
>CAPTAIN AMERICA FOUND DEAD IN ICE MACHINE

The husband is captain america.

Im going to go in fanfiction mode but I think it would be cool if the effects of having 3 Thanos snaps on earth created a wave of energy around the world and resulted in DNA changes in humans, thus introducing mutants.