Uhhm, Thanos, sweetie.. Have sex ;)

SWEETIE SQUAD

Make the bad guys feel sad

She actually managed to control Thanos in the last movie so you can just leave now, thanks.

Reminder to walk out the cinema in protest if you are a cis male

Why does Captain Marcel have a dyke haircut?

He has no gauntlet in this movie

My first infinity gauntlet power would be to glue the glove to my hand. Maybe attach a strap.

how do people take this shit seriously? it looks like a saturday morning cartoon

where is it rolling from in that last shot?

my godess, Brie my goddess I just want to serve you my goddess

the wasp is the only hot one

>What is mantis gonna do?
Hopefully sit on my face.

only with you Brie, I just want to have sex with you

Because the NINE TIMES RELAUNCHED SINCE 2012 Marvel comic failing to sell at all Captain Marvel has a dyke haircut because shes a dyke degenerate scum!

None of those Characters have EVER interacted with each other. Why would they all gather like that and strike a pose?

marry me

g-d damn, women are POWERFUL!

How long until "have sex" and "incel" get filtered?

Accuse Thanos of sexual assault

Star wars episode 3 has better looking action scenes than this. Someone post the kashyyyk webm

They're attempting to get cinematography, which the MCU has been lacking.

And it still looks bad.

Wait what is Wanda doing? Why is she leaning her head like that? Is she supposed to look badass or something? Fucking embarrassing

What are all the iterations? Can I find this somewhere? Would be interesting to see what failed so many times.

So funny you dumb holes keep saying have sex, obviously you are obsessed with sex because it's all you have in your life, you are worthless without sex and you can't imagine people having worth without sex because you're a disgusting shallow whore who's been brainwashed to hate anyone different from them, except nowadays its white males and incels than anything else

Captain Marvel had it trying to get to the quantum tunnel in the van. Thanos threw his sword and destroyed the van and CM dropped the glove

have less sex

>black captain america
>bitchy captain marvel
>yas queen of nu-asgard
>black iron man (and iron-woman is pepper joins)
>spider-man without father figure
>black panther and the pussycats
if they ever plan to continue the avengers with this team, is gonna be so boring to watch.

WTF is this?
Are people really go to cinema to watch those xbox cutscenes?

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Sneed

Why didn't Tony give Black Widow a suit?

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Man the ending was far too long, shoulda ended on Iron man, then all those other scenes could have been after credit scenes

She is dead, bro

>Thanos dies when called an incel
Very powerful symbolism

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this looks like some Ready Player One shit

>in thor ragnarok, hulk shows his ass
>in endgame, thor is shown to have body hair
i don't know if someone in that department is really into hulk, and if he is, he should've put more thought into making his face look less creepy

because lol its fricking EPICCCCCCCCCCCC

Holy cringe

>noooooo this is white male genocide REEEEEEE

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Post Hulk dabbing

because muh women representation

>There are adult men who watch this

She's using force meditation to focus +5 the mental strength of her party.

>Hey Peter Parker, wanna /ss/?

>there were adult men who cried when tony stark died

>HAVE SEX HAVE SEXX HAV SEXXX HAVEEEE SEEEXXX HVAE SEX HAVE SEXX
FUCKING STOP IT

God women are great
*Bows*

>characters across multiple franchises, most of whom have never even met any of the others, and who have absolutely nothing in common other than the fact that they are women
>let's group them all together and give them a """kickass" moment :)
Who cringed?

Why do you think they retired the old avengers, no one is going to watch nu-avengers. This really is the endgame

How exactly was this scene organized? Did Captain Marvel gather all the other girls as she was gonna go check on the Spiderboy and then told them to come along in order to have a powerful moment?

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You’re really insecure about people making fun of a scene from a comic book movie for babies.

Kek

She's in the background here mind controlling an alien monster to sleep

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is that gwen paltrow in an iron man suit? lmao.

i just showed up for the paycheck tier.

It literally implies that every female Avenger was already fighting within like 5 feet from one another with no guys around at all, I don’t mind all female teams kicking ass or whatever but that was the most forced girl power shit I think I’ve ever seen in a movie.

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Bro we live in 2019, women are now protagonists of movies now too. Women have gained a lot of power in society. We don't live in the 20th century anymore where women always were the sweet princess to be rescued.

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Her superhero name is Rescue, Tony built her the suit as an anniversary gift

Wrong, she just likes black men you fucking racist

lmao whoa gay as fuck.

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Comics wise shes had a suit for a long time.

>filtering
Go back

>like a trained ninja?
because she's like a trained ninja you would know if you watched GotG2

nooooo it's da jooz pushing forced diversity and commiting white genocide and the leftists and other brainwashed /pol/ buzzwords REEEEEE

Make the audience fall asleep.

At the end she votes for Quill ans Thor having a knife fight to see who's captain

Is there really no other conclusion Hollywood can come up with other than having everyone charge at each other like a feudal wrestlemania? Every goddamn time.

Why are dc faggots portrayed as maga faggots (aside the fact they're both faggots)?
Last I checked, they made the pure aryan Aquaman into some pacific islander that ooga boogas white women.

wow, Avengers Endgame confirmed for the world's biggest bait and switch.

Hey, you want to see Ironman and Spiderman save the day? Well fuck you, here's Ironwoman and Captain Marvel and twelve other females.

>Ironwoman

Pepper's hero name is Rescue

She is in original

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nice catch

Now post thanos dabbing

My gf said the girl power scene was forced but she enjoyed it. I feel the same, too forced and felt cringe but if some people like young girls watching this shit get a kick out of it why the fuck not.

Shit, dabbing and Fortnite, this movie truly has it all.

Until it gets spammed to Oblivion and derails every thre-
Oh.
Guess tranny mods are too busy dilating

it's funny because no matter how much they bitch, women will never have a penis and will always be physically weaker than men
it's also ironic that 3rd world immigrants, which matriarchal societies are hellbent on importing, see them as second-class citizens

oh well

>shot of some useless fuck firing his pew pew guns in a battle between literal gods
every fucking time with these movies

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because it's forced and ruining the story?
then again, this shit was so far from the comics it barely matters

Lavagirl lmao

He didn't bring enough for the class

Yeah. Cool part was Dr. Strange bringing everyone together just like in the comics. Kinotbqh

>first hulk
>now thanos has been downgraded to a literal little bitch as well

no shit captain woman can beat him
even black widow could at this point

Good God that looks stupid. How do people into this shit? It looks like nothing but CGI, pure mind sugar. Give me some movies with substance

Looks like shit

>I am no man

Fuck off back to pol you stupid niggerfaggot poltard

In the comics isn’t it Adam Strange?

Havea good day

How can anyone watch this and not burst out in laughing. A dyke with a short haircut in a spandex, a black girl on a horse with wings, some kind of witch? Jesus christ this is ridiculous.

Damn... women are fucking powerful...

Hmm now I might not remembered correctly but doesn’t Dr strange host them at his crib, goes over the plan, then transfers everyone to the floating rock and gives them all oxygen as well?

So did Hope just leave Scott alone in the van to figure it out himself?

DRUMPF BTFO

>there were adult men who *didn't* cry when our innocent savior was butchered

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I wish Tony Soprano was there.

Where can I buy that?

I honestly rolled my eyes when I saw Black Panther show up with Shuri. Dude, she's a kid with some wrist zappers.

They are better and stronger. Period.

>Period.
kek

Where is the best girl?

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>MARVEL PHASE 4
LMAO

OH NO NONONONO

The period makes them stronger, yes. It makes them live more than me.

>all these women and one shota
russos like /ss/?

imagine getting paid millions to write
>HULK dabs on the kids as they are leaving
>HULK: Dab!
into a screenplay. absolutely based Markus & McFeely

i like it when they put it in food.

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More spinach for Popeye!

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haha imagine being spider-man in that scene and all those strong women start raping you, taking advantage of your vulnerable twink body haha wouldn't that suck

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Comics Wanda is 10 times more powerful than this

STRANGE IS MORE POWERFUL THAN EVERYONE AND COULD HAVE ENDED THANOS BACK AT INFINITY WAR IF HE WASNT NERFED IN THE SCRIPT

Haha yeah

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YAS QUEEN SLAY

>this is the most antecipated movie of 2109

she really has negative charisma. Black Widow was great in this movie and so was Pepper but Captain Marvel is just a black hole

Not that clay golem looking shebeast

Hulk not getting to do fucking anything besides comic relief for another whole movie

Why do they hate him bros?

Have sex

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I don't know what hurts more: that dabbing is still a thing in the future, or that Fortnite is.

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His solo movie is the only one that lost them money

Whats Hawkeye gonna do? At least she has super powers

>that scene where thanos is monologuing and captain marvel tells him to shut up and punts him
kino

she can lay eggs in people

And this is how China and India will become the next superpower

You fucks here complaining about this. And the female version of yous in the media complaining about how they had "men have more than 3 times of screentime than womyn".
This is not The Avengerinas movie, it was about 4 minutes of screentime together in a battle, and they fucking failed.
Do you guys forget they killed Blackwidow?
I could only imagine what would you guys say if they decided to kill the man whose sole reason to be in the fight was to see his family.

Shut it leftist brainlet

HE CAN CLIMB A N Y T H I N G

Who?

couldnt' they have just shrunk thanos with one of those blue things?

Legit looks like a transvestite here

I liked the shots of Elizabeth Olsen's cleavage we got.

The only person in that battle that is a "god" is Thor.

uhh thanos?

Mary Jane

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>Ewwww, women have cooties!!

Imagine being in your prime with no offspring and no females left of your own species to inseminate because your race genocided itself. Thanos is so blueballed he physically turned purple.

Wanda is /ourgirl/. She’s a seething incel who’s robot bf is dead, I enjoy this fight far more then dyke marvel vs thanos

I hate black panther his power is so stupid. so he gets shot and it powers him up? wow so nothing can hurt him unless he's near that train right?

I sit here and watch these clips and just think 'grown ass adults take this seriously'

Rev up them have sexes girls, we've got live incels here

>movie shows people playing fortnite in 2022
>it's 2019 and it's almost dead

I'm so confused. Why didn't captain marvel use the gauntlet like Tony wound up doing? Wouldn't she be strong enough to handle it?

based

gayest shit ive ever seen HAHAHA

Have sex

Welcome to the Endgame plot-hole club. There's loads of plot-holes out there, can you spot them all?

When I saw it in theaters I thought she was just awkwardly standing there unsure of what to do

It was a heat of the moment thing. I think CM was too far away while Tony had only seconds to do anything with the stones.

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A Wanda movie would be based since she's not in your face "look I'm a woman" like Brie, too bad we have to settle for the show instead of a movie

>captain marvel
>can't bother to save a planet
>gets punched in the face

>I think CM was too far away while
He's talking about when she takes the gauntlet off of Spider-man and just stands around for the female empowerment shot, instead of actually using the gauntlet herself.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA wtf is this

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They were trying to get gauntlet to the time travel van, but Thanos later destroys that

which one would be most likely to have sex with an incel such as myself?

Extremely based.

Youtubers will bitch and moan about this clip for years.

my only gripe with it was that it seemed very intentional. I'm fine with lady superheroes but why do we need to segregate them from the dudes at this point? Why not just have the whole cast mixed together?

Geeks and gamers has 300 videos out on this shot already

Based Wanda

Which was pointless. They needed to get Thanos out of the picture. Well they had the gauntlet and someone who is apparently the most powerful character ever to use it. They could chuck the stones in the time machine after she'd snapped, but they fucked up.

Just another example of how badly written Endgame is.

Das rite, and they need you to man up and take care of Tyrone's baby

it looked very intentional especially when they had to force Michonne and that "bypass the synapses" girl from Black Panther there. I dont even know their names or what their super powers are

Farrel as Ezekiel Stane would be kino.

>And lo he gave his life, so that all may live

having regular guns do something in these situations is always kino

Same

Wanda is so worthless in the movies. Why is she even in them if they intended to nerf her off the bat?

Honestly the reason I hated this scene. It has no reason of being in the flick other than "Wahmen, foc yeah", but just come off as insulting, both to the other heroes and the audience.
And I say that as girl

WHATS UP GEEKS AND GAMERS

I mean it still has more daily players than every game on Steam combined but sure, I guess it's "almost dead".

Holy shit the bald niggress casually kills the glaive dude who fucked vision and cap in infinity war.

AAAAHHHHH PLEASE BE IN LODNON

>hulk gets beaten with ease by thanos
>cap marvel holds her own against thanos and takes his hits only the stone saves him

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Thats another thing that they lost when making her an alien.
She actually is a kung fu master in the comics

I farted a little too hard and it hurt.

I heard Thanos destroyed the stones in the beginning to prevent them from reversing his snap. How do they go back in time?

Am I banned?

plothole behind the avenger base

Dr Strange hid the time stone in the future, the one he gave to Thanos was sent back from the future to that very moment to give to Thanos to save Tony's life

just kidding that would be too clever they build a time machine lol

because women are retarded children who will buy Disney Corp. merch if someone rings the bell

Brainlet here. If there is a multiverse with an infinite amount of possibilities doesn't that cheapen the whole thing?
I mean there's a gorillion universes out there where Thanos won.

Yeah, that's about what I figured.

Your brain, turn it off.

The ant man has a time machine in his van but he doesn't know how to control where they go and when so Tony thinks how to control the journey through time and in 20 seconds he finds the formula to time travel.

>Trying to find logic in capeshit
There have been very few decent super hero movies desu, the Avengers series is not one of them.

I didn't really care about this part, it was just that and they never did anything else again in the movie.
Captain Marvel was total bitch at the beginning saying she could had defeated Thanos, but then she gets her ass kick by him during the final battle.

You people should be complaining on the fact that this movie was boring as fuck, had only one fight in almost three hours and it's almost as shitty as Age of Ultron.

>It's there fucking hours long
The absolute state of western society that we have people passionately watching this hot fucking garbage and crying over it.

You underestimate the garbage these "fans" will eat up.

>that jelly shaking picture
Since 1XBET is pure shit, which is the right version to get? XBay? ETRG? WoW? XRG? Team DSRD?

>Potts has to take off her helmet so there is no doubt it is ONLY women who will help move Cap Marvel, WE NEED NO MAN

Hulk and Hawkeye didn’t get enough screen considering they got shafted in the first movie

Spider-man faggot confirmed.

Based and Briepilled

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It's also the Avengers vs a bunch of no-name NPCs. They even managed to make the Black Order a bunch of disposable nothings that even spear girl can 1v1.

>Hawkeye
Who?

the only correct answer

Why didn't Thanos snap all the superheroes?

Because original Thanos thought everyone would just move on and accept the snap results. He never considered anyone could time travel.

I think you're supposed to get excited by merely recognizing the characters when they appear on screen.

How could he be that powerful if he was just recently crowned as sorceror supreme? The previous one didn't even do anything against Loki or Ultron, let alone Thanos.

>the man with a Time infinity stone didn't consider Time Travel

brilliant

That's what I remember. He then chills on another smaller rock with Adam Warlock talking while everyone else gets btfo.

Imagine being Peter in this mommy circle

It's never explained in the flick, but does actually make sense: he snapped "unbiasedly" half of the universe, he did not have any sort of true maliciousness behind his action, he simply believed it was the right thing he had to do (it is one of the best villain in the comics and arguably in the movies for this reason).

Blame Edward Norton

GIRL POWER YEAH!

Have people actually sat there and watched the whole movie on camrip?

Is like Harry Potter, wizards just don't give a shit. In the civil war comic Dr Strange says he could stop the conflict by himself, but he just stays out of it because it's none of his business.

Oh you almost had it, you gotta be quicker than that

I can't even view this clip in full length. How do people watch this shit for 3 hours straight??

I hear Thanos is kind of shit in this movie and is just the big bad, is this true? They did such a good job with him in Infinity War

>civil war
Wasn't that one just misunderstanding and bickering between humans? Of course he could stop it if it's just that.

Why didn't he snap 100% of time machines.

there is one called the pee pee man that's pretty good. only interruption is a 12 second clip of a guy peeing in a cup and drinking it.

Confused the fuck outta me I thought it was ready player one for at least 30 seconds

Jew detected

>There is no agenda here haha xD

Brie looks really sexy with that haircut.

Yeah, he is kind of "You cunts don't know how to be grateful so this time its personal" *sends army of disposable mobs at you*

>Hawkeye is such a bad person he is going after the cartels who were just trying to make an honest living, they are just as much victims as their human trafficking victims

This is from my conservative girlfriend who saw the movie before me. It's purely a woman power thing.
>Women stand by eachother
wew.

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I CLAPPED BECAUSE I SAW IT!

the whole fucking plot with thanos coming to the future is no retarded
just because the blue girl has wifi all across the fucking universe?
give me a break

>women stand by each other
>everyone stood up and clapped

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Mantis did absolutely nothing.

b-buh we're not playing empire games, we're playing fun games

It's hard to see in that camrip but in the theaters you could see Hillary Clinton towards the back corner with an "I'm With Her" pin, HD caps will show it soon

There are no roasties on Yea Forums, they're currently riding chad dick. OP is an incel just like you. Have sex

>americlaps

THE PEOPLE! I RECOGNIZE THEM! AHAHAHAH *CLAP* *CLAP* HAHA YAY!

hmm, sweetie? have sex

I'm a woman and I thought this scene was cringey as fuck

In the comics it's a war between every super hero at the time. Hundreds of God-like beings (and literal gods once thor gets involved) going at it.

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>women stand by each other
Couldn't be further from the truth. Women hate women more than men ever could.

Based and Lynchianpilled

Never mind the monstrous plot holes that I just learned about because of Cap.

THEY LAUGH AT ME BECAUSE IM DIFFERENT
I LAUGH AT THEM BECAUSE THEY'RE ALL THE SAME

>you guys are the problem not the movie
Dump her now

This but unironically

why did they had to make thanos so goddamn weak?
there is no fucking way a punch from thanos couldnt have fucked up captain gayfemi

Have sex with me

the rat thing was even envious of the firearms in the last film. You'd think they'd have better guns in spaaaaaaaaaace

Dabbing scene was based

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umm excuse me? you need to shut up and start believing in her power thank you verrrrrrrrrrry much

Amazon

truly the height of cinema

Does your gf look nice with all those red flags?

dumb retards who haven't seen the movie want to pick holes in it for unknown reasons

Why can't they just make female characters and have them act like normal protagonists? Why is it always so fucking cringy?

I can’t. She gets very into these movies. This chick was literally joking about starting race wars when I met her. She’s golden besides the few bad opinions and taste in movies.

This scene was dumb and incredibly contrived, but I'm ok with it because it only lasted 5 seconds. It probably made some people happy.

The really dumb thing was acting like Captain Marvel needs help when she just instantly flies though everything in her path. Captain Marvel is quite honestly the worst character in all of MCU after Vision. At least Vision was redeemed by a cool death.

imagine watching capeshit in 2019. lmao

Because we need feminism to empower women to become bigger consumers.

>my friends agreed
Those "friends" from the incels imageboard?

Wanda is easily the most powerful comic hero in this trash and they had to giga nerf her to even make these stories interesting.

Xbay

Avengers ended with infinity war, Thanos won, life goes on.

This is all a fan fic written by feminist.

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Equal rights, equal fights?

I really hated this movie.

>we’ll still be dabbing 5 years from now. Based

So that's what he destroyed. I thought he destroyed some random fuel cell. But wait, where were Ant man and wasp then?

>zoomers getting dabbed on by Hulk
BASED

yikes bro, run.

so much stupid flying towards enemy and hitting them with a sword yet still slicing though them like hot butter even though you arent planted on the ground so your momentum would be stopped by simple physic action tro why do people watch this action?

I cringed harder at this scene than Hulk dabbing and Thor playing fortnite

She's the perfect cute conservative religious girl next door. She doesn't have to be Yea Forums incarnate for me to love her. She's pro woman but hates feminists. She likes the Marvel movies a lot because she actually read a lot of the comics as a kid, not because she's a trad thot. Her taste really varies but I'm trying to help it.
Give birth.

And people wonder why birthrates are dropping.

This right here. There's no reason to continue watching this trash after IW. My head-cannon is all the remaining Avengers committed suicide in the years after the snap as well.

You know based Bucky is landing headshots in that burst mode.

My wife laughed at this scene and said "look out boys, girl power comin through!". We also laughed at Thanos pulling the power stone out of the gantlet and launching CM

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Can someone start editing the first bit to keep adding more and more female characters from ever more unlikely sources

Chin stroking here, but I think the entire crux of male patriarchy is founded in the advanced union of male companionship.
Imagine commanding an army of female soldiers in the year 250 A.D. to fight another army comprised of only women.
They're collectivistic by nature but yet they always fall apart in large groups. Without the male abstractions of honor and brotherhood, they're unable to put aside their differences in working scenarios to satisfy the ends of the big picture. This is why scenes like this are so cringeworthy and unrealistic. Not a single one of these characters have ever met or otherwise spoken with one another but in the final battle for life on Earth it's
>GIRL POWER RAWR!!! FACT !!!!
People know this on a subconscious level but yet it's rarely articulated in so many words.
If two companies with equal profitability index came to you seeking an investment and ONE entrepreneurial team was comprised of four women and the other was two men, I'd venture to say nearly everyone would side with the men.

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gross

>points at him as if saying "you stay asleep"
Mantis is cute.

have sex and incel posting is just cope by projecting virgins. People that actually have sex, dont care THAT much about it.
They use it as an insult, because it is what they themselves fear the most. Being and unloved virgin.

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Why are you trying to justify your girlfriend to a bunch of autists on an indo-european pottery enthusiast message board? Maybe you have some doubts of your own?

>telekinesis and pew pew energy
I don't give a shit what people say, Kevin Feige never got the marvel comics right

why didnt she do this in the first movie? and how did she lose to the avengers in age of ultron?

everything after tony lies down in the ship after recording his message to pepper is his dying fantasy

God everything about this garbage is depressing.

>watch a movie about superheros, wizards, and space cowboys taking on an interdimensional titan
>women team up and join the fight
>"WTF Marvel this is so unrealistic"
Come on, incels.

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>this shitty flick really became a social, cinematic, cultural phenomenon
I want off this ride

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Make em jealous perhaps. I do have my doubts sometimes but only in her taste.

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Why didn't Captain Marvel fly into space with the gauntlet and put it on? If she's so powerful then she could have snapped Thanos and his army away. He didn't have a ship or anyone that could fly, so he couldn't catch her if she just flew away.

I'm glad they didn't do that... but why didn't she?

It's very pathetic. The reason why you know they're incels is because the first thing your girlfriend will tell you when you watch "guy movies" with her is how cringe it is when all the male characters make similar poses on screen.

They're literally experiencing what a gilr experiences about these movies for the first time and it's alien to them because they've been catered to for so long it has become natural.

I'm only a little jelly of your Nazi gf, maybe if you post tits...

Thortnite

imagine how fucking unrealistic it is for women to be able to put up a fight in the middle of a battleground that capeshit superpowers look more believable

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Yeah actually, this. This is legitimate criticism.

Damn, Boxxy look like THAT?

I want to mix a fart and a queef together.

It's not though.

It's perfectly in line with her character, since she's a woman and isn't able to think logically.

I haven't seen the movie, but why doesn't thanos just snap his fingers and make the avengers disappear

Because he doesn't have a gauntlet with stones

I can accept this.

Because he destroys the stones at the beginning of the movie to prevent them coming and reversing the snap, which is actually pretty clever and further shows his dedication. Unfortunately they just make a time machine and do it anyway lol.

Because Strange cheats and fucks up the timeline by telling Tony the secret.

Dude what!?

Why did T'challa's sister only have little gloves on for a whole ass war. I'm sure she could have worn SOMETHING else.

why doesn't he do that after snapping the avengers away

yaaas queeen slaaay

If women were as powerful as men there would be no feminist rights advocacy. They would simply take control and keep it.

He was just reminding stark of the tawhid

That doesn't answer my question, Yea Forumsmblrade

he assumes the universe will be grateful post-snap. which is fucking retarded, but he believes it because was driven guilt-insane after they rejected that plan on his home planet and everyone died.
once past thanos realizes the avengers post snap will a threat, he decides to instead destroy the entire universe and rebuild it from scratch.

It's the same as the retards who complains about BFV having a handful of female characters in multiplayer. Apparently it ruins their "immersion" in a way that fighting a battle for rotterdam that had the british not the dutch, being able to use vehicles like a sturmtiger that didn't exist until 1944, in camo that never existed using weapons that never left the drawing board or were experimental at best didn't.

I'm sorry user but this rationale is extremely retarded. Maybe my understanding of the reality stone is off, but why couldn't thanos just make everyone happy? Why couldn't he have just doubled the resources of the universe? Why couldn't he have just made life more efficient so that it required less resources? If he has the mind stone why couldn't he force everyone to be happy?

The whole story just seems so stupid and unnecessary.

Happiness doesn't exist. That was Thanos's entire point.

Nice try but this is a strawman argument

why doesn't he use the reality stone to make happiness exist and then the mind stone to make people happy

>ackshually that particular tank didnt see battle until 6 months later
fucking kill yourself for pretending that is on the same level as the roboplegic sturmthot

Thanos, aka "The Mad Titan," was driven literally insane by the guilt of his homeworld dying. His plan to save it was rejected and he feels the only way to overcome that is to implement the plan throughout the entire universe. He believes that his plan is just and balanced and will be celebrated once people realize the implications.

He's a brilliant tactician but the mental burden of him failing to protect his planet was too much. He could do any number of things with the infinity stones but he doesnt care because he's so one minded on his "kill half of everybody" plan.

Only in fiction can females be strong.

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she sounds like a complete retard m8

What is Thanos known as? The Mad Titan. He is insane. In IW, he fully believes that once everyone gets over the shock of the Snap, they will all be grateful. And he can't (Philisophically) make them happy, because if he did, no-one would understand what he did, they'd just except it because he made them. Thanos isn't a tyrant. He's a genocidal maniac, who is insane. But he doesn't seek to rule planets he conquers. He simply kills half the populace, and then leaves.

This was so much more worthwhile and meaningful than Captain Marvel stomping Thanos. For Wanda it's a raging rampage of revenge for Vision. For Carol it's just to continue to us all of how super duper powerful she is at the expense of making better characters look incompetent.

It's not analogous, there's nothing inherently unrealistic about war.

>be strongest race in the entire galaxy
>die out by extinction anyways
Really makes you think.

Filipinos are still going strong even after the snap

>Thanos also doesn't breed to keep his race going despite being the last one
What the fuck is wrong with Thanos?

Chad Hulk is best Hulk

>tfw the way he talks about how he becomes Professor Hulk was like an infomercial

It has been a long time since I've seen goatse. I wish it would come back.

>adults watch this shit

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Tits or gtfo

We've been decades at this shit, nonstop propping up the self-esteem of women and girls and none of it ever did anything.

Women will always see their periods as a reminder that they are weaker and undeserving of anything resembling a rational healthy mind of emotional tranquility and will take it out on anyone near them and especially anyone who likes them (how could someone be so stupid).

The extent that any woman or girl can be strong is the extent that they can manipulate men beginning with their father.

Star Wars: The Last Jedi 2: Let's Try It With Marvel This Time

This post deserves more recognition. Have a (you).

>Captain Marvel shows up
>Kicks Thanos's butt for 5 seconds
>Gets blown the fuck out in an instant and never shows up again for the rest of the movie

What did they mean by that?

Just think how much worse overpopulation would be if humans lived longer and were more resilient.

It felt like the movie was more focused on the Avengers than the MCU as a whole.

>strongest person in MCU
>gets her shit pushed in quite easily

>meanwhile Wanda nearly rekts him without so much as a scratch

How else are you supposed to fight a Telekinetic user? If anything, it's impressive CM doesn't just melt him.

So the wakandian nigress oneshots the guy whom Vision couldn't beat? Sure

they turned vision into a massive jobber in infinity war

He put hoes before bros
You never put hoes before bros