This dude just goes around asking people for selfies now kek

I do less.

>open mouth smile with celebs
>closed mouth smile with a literal who

He’s in the new Nicholas Winding Refn show. He’s allowed to hang out with them now.

>At the age of 10, Kojima's parents began to encourage him to watch films by himself. "They would give me money to go to the cinema by myself," he says. "I was allowed to go on the condition that I came home and discussed the movie with them afterwards. I had to buy the film brochure and bring it back with me. Then we would talk about the movie's themes and direction; what I felt."

>This love of watching film soon combined with Kojima's own creative spark and, using a friend's 8mm camcorder, he and his high-school friends began to make their own short movies. "To be honest, my friends weren't really as into making films as I was," he says, with a laugh. "But I convinced them all to make some zombie films with me.

>"You see, every year there was a culture festival held at our school. My idea was to make a zombie film, show it there and sell tickets in order to make some money with which we could buy more films to watch. We sold tickets for about 50p. But we didn't make enough money to buy even one film."

>"There was one film we tried to make that was set on an island," he says. "My idea was there had been a plane crash and a bunch of high school students had survived it. I wanted it to be like Robison Crusoe.

>"We managed to trick our parents into giving us the money to go on a four day trip to an exotic island off the coast of Japan. But when we arrived we spent the first three days swimming in the sea. On the final day we realised how little time we had left so I changed the plot … to another zombie movie. The idea was still that the plane had crashed and high school student had survived. But this time they found zombies on the island."

Cameo or a proper role? The trailer looked good.

the most thrilling part of my day is lunch, then I have to wait 8 hours for the urge to sleep to kick in

I think it’s a proper character but it’s a show so who knows how many episodes.

Based. He seems like he's an autist too (like me).

>On the final day we realised how little time we had left so I changed the plot …
And he would continue this practice when he entered the video game industry.

He's extremely overrated hack.
The only people who praise him are unironic "imma gamer and proud" cattle who never read any book or watch any decent film in their lives.
And this is coming from someone who likes his games.

He's good game designer. He's somewhat decent director(by video games standards).
But HOLY FUCKING SHIT he's HORRIBLE writer. He's huge westaboo.
All he does is copypasting shit from Hollywood b-movies. Remember that interview with mgs2 translator? She said that majority of notes from Kojima were like "yeah just put it there, like in my favorite movie"
His fanboys like to counter any criticism for trainwreck of MGS5 by saying "B-BUT KONAMI DIDN'T LET HIM FINISH THE GAME". That maybe partially true...
But Konami didn't write story for the game. He did. HE USED THE SAME SHIT AS IN MGS4.
A fucking deus ex machina plot device: VOCAL CHORD PARASITES.
Literally NANO-MACHINES from MGS4.
Or pathetic excuse for Quiet to be almost naked: SHE BREATHES THROUGH HER SKIN. Fucking lmao.
He's impotent as a writer.

Also he has INSANE EGO. Remember how he blatantly inserts himself in his games.
There is random HIDEO at the corner of the screen during Mantis fight in mgs1
There is mission to save him in mgs v
There is youtube.com/watch?v=ThutNUSMDfY in mgs pw
Last one is really bad. Imagine walking into studio and telling voice actors:
>Here is your script. Yes you will call me god.
He has 0 self awareness and he ego is bigger than sun.

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Based autist.

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True. Fuck hackjima.

You can tell he wants to act like a movie star lmao

Literally just tells his team to make his idea, and while they're working tirelessly, he just goes off and does whatever in the meantime.

>He has 0 self awareness
Looks like you two have one thing in common.

nice dubs also he's a known hack but his games are "fun". I've come to expect garbage writing from nip game devs in general but they usually make up for it with waifus and fun gameplay. No one considers kojima to be high art or whatever the fuck you're arguing against right now.

>We managed to trick our parents into giving us the money to go on a four day trip to an exotic island off the coast of Japan. But when we arrived we spent the first three days swimming in the sea. On the final day we realised how little time we had left so I changed the plot

Lots of money tricking and and wasting time.

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>He's good game designer.

that's funny because he doesn't even make the gameplay of his games. He can't even write modern code.

>No one considers kojima to be high art or whatever the fuck you're arguing against right now.
Lmao what? Everyone sucks his cock outside of Yea Forums.
Remember all that #fuckonami movement?
Game designer doesn't needs to code. Yes, "idea guy" is a game designer.

Uh, that's gonna be a yikes from me

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>Remember all that #fuckonami movement?

konami unceremoniously kicked him out of the company after years of producing cash cows, and it was also at the time PT was out and hyping people up.
He's mad fun games that normies like, but your critique sounds like a 16 year old "film buff" talking about why michael bay is intellectual poison

Lol this dude is so autistic

That's his actual irl friend, probably doesn't like him anymore now he's hanging with movie stars though.

Even if Kojima were just an idea guy they aren't prevalent in any industry. Your shitty ideas are a dime a dozen, if you have no talent to back them up they are expendable.

>Select all images with me actually working

Why are these middle aged men dressed like teenagers?

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He paid them Sony money to do it for the picture.

Is that Robert Pattinson with Beyonce and Death Grips?

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Yes it is. Pattinson is friends with DG. This was backstage at a Beyonce concert.

He should make a game about the sinking of the japanese videogames industry that would be fitting.

>healthy
>sandwich

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Why does Ride look so sad?

He played guitar on one of their songs.

his feet hurt

He's noided as usual.

How do I get a life like this?

>talking about why michael bay is intellectual poison
So he sounds like someone who knows what they're talking about?

Help revolutionize a multi billion dollar industry over the course of multiple decades.

He just saw some footage.

This shot looks like something you would find outside any highschool

>Kojima has nothing in his hand

>imagine being old man De Niro, forced to work on shitty flicks just so he can support his black wife serial killer looking kids

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lmao

His kids really do look like mutts
No resemblance

you now understand why konami dumped kojima. he got mad with power and probably racking up expenses going around the world like a hollywood A lister

further proof of metal gear rising being a contender for best game in the series

Make the Metal Gear Sold 1 of this generatiob