Leo and brad, huh? *looks her up and down* Wow aren't you thinking a little too highly of yourself

“Jonah, the fact you were ever in the fantasy shows my low self esteem”

FUCK

>And don't you think a little widely of yourself?

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Extremely based

Yeah, to the nearest McDonalds

>Why bother, I'm eating shit right here.

boom

>*laughs* ill pass that along
>so anyway about my new movie
WOW SOCIAL SKILLS HARD OMG

Nah, his response was perfect and it made the other person just look like a disrespectful cunt. You’re probably a kid and think insults need to be responded to with more insults.

>I know you are, but what am I?
There, that’s all he needed to do

Wouldn't work because she's pretty. Can't call a pretty person ugly and expect it to work.

>My finders fee is an ear nibble from both parties. And don't worry about the sex tape leaking, most people have already seen two starfish going at it in a documentary.

Line 1 sounds to cute for a fat ugly guy, he would just sound like a creep. Line 2 is just a bad joke, doesn't really work.

>Who ever is on the hook for paying you child support should really get a paternity test (among others).

>the weather girl married to a moor rips on jonah, a literal hollywood millionaire
>top 10 best paid actors in current hollywood
it is like, if you don't take into account Jonah is fat... you realize all the trolling is because they are jealous that he is so loaded while being the stupid fat kid loser in movies
once you get redpilled on jonah, everything takes a whole different perspective
>jimmy kimmel rips on him from the very start of his interview
>jonah keeps his cool
it is literally the same hate pewdiepie gets on media: they are a bunch on bums working their asses off while people like jonah travel the world and do whatever they want, while being the ugly fat kid
it is like, it is expected to be successful if you look like brad pitt, but not if you look like Jonah, and that really pisses off so many people, like Ornella, that probably didn't have a piece of cake since xmas, and will have her career terminated when the next 20yo hotter bimbo appears

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MORE TIME

>Not I am rubber and you are glue

WE'VE RUN OUT OF TIME, THE UNIVERSE IS LITERALLY COLLAPSING INTO ITSELF I CAN ONLY PRAY TO THE DEMIURGE THAT THIS TIMELINE DOESN'T REPEAT ITSELF BREHS

Oh you're definetly rubber jonah

The one where he pulls a gun is the only half decent one we've come up with.

O

>self deprication

Thats a loss

jonah its been almost 3 years you dont need to defend yourself all the time geez

MY

HI, ORNELLA
I HOPE YOU ARE DOING WELL

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What occurence are we talking about? Is there a YouTube link?

>be jonah
>be member of chosen tribe
>be fat, ugly, untalented
>still land millions of dollars worth acting gig due to connections at synagogue
>still doesnt take care of himself
>make fun of honest, hardworking goy

kek
face it Yea Forums, fatties will always lose

Does anyone have the Patrice O'neal response?
>Listen here you goofy little French hoe

i love this fucking threads

you have to go back

oof

based and redpilled

We need

MORE

TIIIIIIIME!

>"Excuse me Ornelia, but that's a very rude comment and quite damaging to my self-esteem. Nevermind the implication that one's worth should be measured by their sexual conquests. I would please ask you to apologise and retract that statement"

>Most people don't need to fantasize about walking

NOOO! AGGGHH!!

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The only alpha response would've been to immediately get on all fours and start screeching "Let me lick the laps, my lady!" over and over again.

PLEASE JUST GIVE US MORE TIME

>"No U"

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Ornella, I've come to bargain.

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>i ain't no pimp
boom. destroyed.

DEYSTROYED

>weird flex but ok
I did it. It's over Jonah.

>YOU STUPID FUCKING WHORE. I'LL KILL YOU, YOU WORTHLESS FUCKING CUNT. I WILL SKIN YOU AND DROWN YOU IN ACID.
This would have been enough.

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MORE TIME

he should have treated it just like being heckled
>smile to yourself
>ignore her
>so, about that movie...

wouldn't work, it's too long and boring

>"it takes work to maintain this and it lands me in roles where I end up making more money than you can dream of ,but I don't except someone like you to grasp the finer aspects of high art"

this aint it chief

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>leo and brad?
it really was a dream

>Jonah, I think you're lost, Subway is a few blocks down

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>“Jonah, the problem is that for 10 years I have lived with you through your films. In fact Jonah, I really had the impression that I knew you so last Friday I thought I was just messing around with a friend, but the reality is that we are not friends.
>“No the reality is that you two have two Oscar nominations and I have two videos on my YouTube account. You have made films with Scorese and Tarantino and me, I have made an advert for Spontex."

Did she imply that she would have gone through with it on television if they were friends?That's pretty fucking based if you ask me.

>YOU KNOW WHAT FUCK FRANCE AND FUCK FRENCH PEOPLE.
>YEAH I SAID IT.

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FUUUUUUUCKING WHOOOOORE

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she always wins

this is the chad response, and really the only way out with dignity

These threads have been shit for ages. Not a single funny response and shit Ornella comebacks to go with them.
Should've stopped when the first good Jonah response was made.

ah bloo bloo

>t. faggot that lurks but won't contribute

>Thats a nice fantasy but i know Leo and Brad , they would never be the bread in that roast beef sandwich

You have to go back.

>Hmm thats a little antisemitic, do you also deny the holocaust? what kind of nazi supporting show is this?

Is this the moment that set him on his current path?
youtube.com/watch?v=NwZD0pthP9Q
Is he a serious actor now?

>well yeah? um...well...y-you...your face is dumb
wow jonah, that's your best callback?

This has always been my favorite dead Jonah moment, I don't understand why Yea Forums latched onto Ornelia so much

jimmy fallon telling him he is surprised he smells nice is my fav one

Kimmel, surely

yeah confused my onions hosts

This is a curse. This is not real life, we are living in Jona's personal hell and he is getting eternally btfo'd by that smug French bitch in these threads.

Easy enough mistake to make

WE NEED MORE TIME

tell her shes too old and busted for leo

>You know what? Eat Shit and die. All I ever wanted was to be left alone.
>Pull out gun and blow his brains out
It's the only way, people. In order to escape from that earthly hell, he must give his life in the process

>wasting 1488 with this garbage

>David fucking Lane

>Bitches about a meme being stale
>Proceeds to use stale meme
Le ebin

youtube.com/watch?v=MZKiRRYNn1s

>Don't say another Goddamn word. Up until now, I've been polite. If you say anything else - word one - I will kill myself. And when my tainted spirit finds its destination, I will topple the master of that dark place. From my black throne, I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you this fear engine will bore a hole between this world and that one. When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming - as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of nothing will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark work will begin. I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth

it is that easy

We must secure the existence of our people and a future for White children.

>French
>probably raped to death by pakis
Guess Jonah won in the end, huh?

>pakis
You're thinking of Britain. France has niggers from their African colonies

>turns to translator
>"Is that actually what she said? Wow, what a bitch."
Simple.

>quoting Penny Arcade of all things

>Ok, yeah, I overeat. My grandparents always told us to eat plentifully since they starved in the Holocaust.