Endgame

>Asguardians of the Galaxy

Thor is based. BASED!

>Spider-Man, hero who's the most protective of his secret identity, casually unmasks in front of a fuckload of people
Why does this bother me so much

Because you're an idiot. Not like anyone there is going to spill the beans

Just like the comics.

If bucky can kill them with bullets, why can't earth's millions of soldiers step in?

>Plays Fortnite for five years
Based

>playing fortnite

jfc it's even worse than i could ever imagine

So why did he seem so shocked to see Peter again. If anything, it should have felt like only a day had passed.

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It's the end of the world and he came back to life about 10 minutes ago. I think he would at least temporarily not give a shit about his identity being maybe revealed to a bunch of africans and some super women.

RA-COON BLOWJOB WOO WOOOO

If you don't think this is the hypest shit ever I don't know what to say.

It's a close second to this

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YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS QUEENS

Where the hell did Valkyrie get a fucking pegasus?

Why is he dressed like the dude?

This was just so on the nose, it was cringey.

From Vanaheim, where they're reared

He spent 5 years getting drunk, being depressed and playing vidya with the rock dude

Because you dont know if 5 years have passed for them or not? Imagine taking a shit and then getting dusted and then you come back and have no idea if 5 years have passed for anyone you know.

Because half the people got snapped only half the time passed so it was actually 2.5 years:

>YOU AIGHT WHITE BOY.

wait a second. How does pregnancy work with the snap? Does it treat mother and baby separately?

>what is cinematic AIDS

There might be footage of the fight from security cameras and shit like that.
Saying this incarnation of Peter is careless with his secret identity is an understatement.

If the umbilical is attached it’s part of the mom.

Life starts at conception

It should if you like what Spider-Man was, this character just wears the tights. Personality wise and character wise he's got little to do with the original Peter Parker.

On the nose, yes, but I still liked seeing all the MCU waifus in the shot. Not as good as the previously posted "Avengers Assemble" of course, but still, I have no problem with this.

Anyway, what do you fucks think new-Past!Loki did when he got away from custody with the Tesseract?

Where the hell was my Suicidegirl?

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agreed

Is it just me or did Scarjo look a lot better than she has recently in this?

Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man

Loki has a tv series coming, so he escapes from custody, has wacky adventures on the Disney streaming service, then gets recaptured and is put back just in time to get taken to Asgard at the end of Avengers 1

Long hair suits her round face better

faggots

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only two good parts of the film apart from Black Widow's death. Best scene in MCU

having sneed

Rich Evans keeps talking about the MCU Spiderman as if he's the closest adaption to the comic books ever put on screen. I'm not that versed in Spiderman comic-book lore but what gets closer, Spiderman 2 or Homecoming?

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lol

This contributes literally fucking nothing.

>Black Widow's death.

how did it happen

Spiderman 2 already loses because Spiderman is an adult. That doesn't mean Spiderman 2 isn't good, though.

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this isn't captain america wielding the mjolnir

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Have sex.

seriously, the movie is shit, but this is the best scene in the entire MCU

You first.

Thor looked badass despite that beer gut

>Cap going full MVC with the combo moves
next level shit

Every movie gets more and more ridiculous. When does it end?

That's just like, your opinion man.

He's not an idiot. He's damn right.
Spider-Man doesn't show his face while he's in his gear. This iteration of Spider-Man showing his face all the time is contrary to the character.

wait so did they always love each other, might have been better with banner and her in that case

They loved each other in a platonic, deepmand meanigful friendship/war buddy way

Holy shit, love the part at the end where Thanos just tosses off the lightning

This was one of the best nerd fanservice scenes I've seen since the Arrival of the Autobots in the first Transformers live action film.

raids are against the rules you autist

At first you had my attention, now you have my erection

>two cgi cartoon armies running at each other
Ready Player One 2.0: electric boogaloo.
Formerly SW: Attack of the Clones.

Which ones would you fug?

not your personal army

Looks like a scene from Transformers.

This is our generations "for frodo"

Scenes like this and when Cap starts using Thors hammer are the only thing that made this schlock bearable. I almost gave up 1.5 hrs in

>you

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Why Banner?
They had a thing for barely one movie and nothing became of it.
Clint and Natasha's love was far more consistent.

Just gave it an 8/10

i cant believe they made Batman black

never

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>Falcon is Cap now
HOW
HE HAS NO POWERS

Neither does Iron Man

Absolutely BASED

It's just teens who go and watch this with their parents money right anons? Adults can't actually work a full day and then use their earnings on this kinda thing right???

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then 5 minutes later Captain GIRLPOWER Marvel beats up Thanos easily both before he has the gauntlet on and after
Also thanos has the same power as without the gauntlet+stones as he does with, because reasons

>Thanos snaps gf
>get a new gf
>the old ex comes back
Hmm...

Ironman wears a fucking full body power suit. Falcon has wings, that's it. You can't swing around a shield and be captain america unless you're super strong. What is he going to do? Throw the shield 5ft? Hold it up against a super villian only to be instantly killed by the strength of the blow? Unless they shoot him up with super serum he's fucked.

the fucking best scene

>First 5 minutes of Cap 4 are wakondan chick shooting him up and giving him a quick blowie
Kino

He can fly, Cap couldn't. He'll have his own fighting style

Mate, adults buy childish things like Lego sets, video games, and HBO. It's just how it is.

who, i haven't seen all the movies so i don't know who got a new gf

This was Kino. One of the better quips in the film too.

The only good scene in the entire movie

It souldn't bother you that they unmask before other superheroes.
It should however bother you that they unmask at all.
Every single one of that that has a mask aside from Ant-Man and Captain America has a mask specifically to protect their heads.
And ironically, the only character that doesn't take it off in a battle is Captain America and Ant-Man. (Though for Ant-Man it's also that he'd suffocate and his brain would go to mush if he did. But it's not like the prospect of their brains being mushed is stopping the other assholes from protecting their heads so I don't know.)

Yes, because it's a camrip.

fucking kino

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Goal body

>Thor doesn't let anyone say Thanos's name
>plays Fortnite
Wait, what about the crossover event? What if Thor got the Gauntlet in Fortnite and got to BE Thanos?

Except for 2 seconds later when she also gets tossed aside when he channels the powerstone and she can't do anything about it, and she also fails to save the time machine.

The one who ends up beating him are Tony and Cap essentially, you manlets cry over everything. Christ.

Anyone with any shred of knowledge knows this but they had to show the actor's face at some point of the movie.

Both lack some aspects. Neither has Spidey's wit. MCU Spider-Man is like a low T version of Ultimate Spider-Man, but the lack of regard for his secret identity and his whole situation are off.
Spider-Man 2 gets Peter/Spidey struggling correct, but Tobey always came off as a really soft version of Peter Parker who gained zero confidence from his transformation.

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Wait, doesn't this movie take place in 2023, why are they playing fortnite?

Would Quill's planet dad been enough to take on Thanos' army and maybe even Thanos?

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Vibranium is much lighter than steel or titanium. Its weight won't be a problem. But yeah I agree. Bucky would have been a better choice. But they really want a black Captain America.

Succesfull online games tend to go for years

Dude, as a kid i was told i couldn't do a lot of stuf just because adults didn't think i should.
I work my ass to get my money, if i want to spend said money on watching a movie about guys in spandex fighting a roided out california raisin you're god damn right i'm going to do it.
Part of being an actual adult is doing whatever the fuck you like, the most immature thing you could do ever on your life is trying to be a serious adult who does adult things just like a child that looks up to adults.

>random Wakandan smuck: Hey I recognise that 15 year old highschool student from New York!

They do make a Big Lebowski reference, kino.

What rip is this? best quality screenshot I've seen so far.

I swear the whole theater went apeshit when this happened, it was pretty kino.

Dunno if I like this big lebowski remake

that still doesn't explain how thanos has the same apparent power with or without the stones, in infinity war they established how he got progressively stronger as he got each stone.
IW was a much better movie.

Why is hulk so puny now

Professor Banner has the intellect of Banner, and a fraction of Hulk's strength.

That's retarded.

Hulk gets stronger the more angry he is. Professor Hulk is just a roided up Banner, the weakest form Hulk could have.

>brains and brawns put together
yeah thats nice and all, but why was Hulk a fucking manlet in this movie? He was way bigger before.

So could hulk still take over?

Based zoomer

God damn I love Dr Strange.

I think it's safe to assume that the Thanos event in Fortnite didn't happen in the MCU lol.

Literally because he isn't mad.
Professor Hulk is about balance, Hulk is just a powerhouse without limits given he's angry enough.
Notice how he isn't even as green as regular Hulk

>tfw the elevator scene

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Even IW established that by himself thanos is a monster. Its not like the stones enhance his abilities without him actively using them with the gauntlet. Even in the comics he's cosmic level threat without the stones.

In a movie where theres dozens of shitty timeline plotholes, you latch onto how Thanos, the big bad, is still too strong even without the stones? Go read Thanos marvel comics wiki page. The movie was good, and that was one of the least annoying plotholes.

Am I a brainlet or does it not make any sense that Steve staying in the past doesn't fuck up the timeline at all?

Makes sense. would've been nice if he let angry hulk out just for the final standoff

FORTNITE LOL

I see it as Old Steve having been the Brit bitch's husband all along without Young Steve having ever been aware of it.

this post reeks of insecurity. you must be a loser if you can’t understand the concept of watching a fun movie with friends

They established at the start of the movie how time travel works, they are going back to ALTERNATE time lines, not their own.

So Steve stayed in an alternate timeline and grew old with Peggy, then somehow returned back to his original timeline.

It's kinda messy desu

Fuck I NEED these with sound

Best scene of the movie by far, that and the portals opening. Shame the actual battle was a bit of a mess.

Because everybody is having trouble moving on.

Was it ever explained why hulk didn't want any part in Infinity War? Was he too scared of Thanos because he kicked his ass on that ship with all those Asgardians?

yeah its a minor plothole but not crazy inexcusable.

We can just assume Future Steve lived on the DL married to Peggy from 1945-2019. By the time cap is uniced in 2011 or whatever, he's essentailly a old geezer, so its not like he's gonna rush to go help in New York or any of the other fights.

It does make the scenes with Steve and dying Peggy in Winter Soldier a bit weird. They also completely gave up on the niece chick character. But Steve had no place in the new era, he was done. He found his peace. Its messy but it works.

Yeah. Bad writing.
Or maybe years have passed. I mean, Ned still looks the same and Homecoming was a couple of years ago, so for all we know he's a 26 year old actor,

Yes. Hulk is entirely a little bitch who Thanos T-posed all over.

>They do make a Big Lebowski reference, kino
But how would Jeff Bridges exist in that universe if he's Stane?

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>I bought a house and a couple decent second hand cars whose previous owners had been snapped.
>Suddenly they come back and want their shit back.

Thnaks.

like someone already said, peter and ned would be going to school unsure if eachother is their normal age selves or of the other has aged into adulthood

half of population gone, losing creative team etc. Basically everything is halted and unstable.

>Tell me Thanos, what's the 13% and will fuck the 50% of your ass?

>armies running at each other
why does it always have to be this way?
Braveheart's were good because there was a narrative point.
Lord of the Rings did NOT have armies running at each other. The most you had was cavalry showing up to break a siege, and both of those scenes are awesome.

waaahht

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>She's not alone Thanos I'm with Her
>And MeToo

Hulk wasn't scared of Thanos.
Basically, Banner a Hulk are two minds inside the same body, they don't like eachother, and during infinity war hulk basically said ''fuck puny banner, i'm done being his personal army'' and decided to stay inside, in a way he helped Banner to grow some balls and actually do the fighting himself, and in the end come to terms with the fact that he and Hulk are one and the same,thus creating Professor Hulk.
Nah, they established that just like in back to the future, if you change something in the past that timeline branches, so unless there was some timeline merge he wouldn't be able to wait out all those years to come back as an old man.

its the same one, but this was a slow shot so it doesn't have as much distortion

Were you molested as a kid or are you just a born faggot?

The Dude will be played by Mel Gibson in the MCU

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Spider-Man also references Star Wars multiple times despite the fact Nick Fury was in 3 of them. Fortnite is shown despite the fact it had Thanos in it. It's not worth thinking too much about.

Pure cancer.

That'd be awful, Gibson is an unfunny hack

Neither does saying that it's the "hypest shit ever". It looks fucking gay for real. A bunch of comic book characters standing around like it's a player select screen in a fighting game.

Imagine being a grown ass man and getting hyped up over something this retarded lmao.

Was Jeff Bridges supposed to be a funny actor?

Nah,if i did i would be a cynical idiot that looks down on people who can enjoy things.

Yeah, I don't really think the writers and directors thought about that. They probably just forgot about the "for me it was five minutes" thing. Or Ned was supposed to be all grown up and somebody was all "no, we need him a teen for "Far From Home"

He has comedic timing at least

Either she remembers that Cap can't know about old Steve or she has dementia and forgot

Like the men who enjoy your girlfriend while you watch kids movies?

MJ snapped too? She will be in Far from Home.

What about grandniece Sharon Carter? Is she faceblind and can't tell his uncle is Steve Rogers? Or she knows, and still was happy to cuck her own aunt?

>From Vanaheim, where they're reared
Topkek pwn

>idz Funb!

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So will Flash.

Probably nobody will even mention the event during the movie.

where was the punisher and the zoomers on stream wall Yea Forums?

>this amount of projecting

Sharon has issues. The less said about it the better

So the most Uninteresting version of hulk

>peter and ned would be going to school unsure if eachother is their normal age selves
No they wouldn't you retard, they both got snapped otherwise they wouldn't be the same age. For the people that got snapped no time has passed, they blacked out for a few seconds in 2018 and then woke up like nothing happened in 2023, physically unchanged. This is explained in the movie.

For the people that didn't get snapped they went on living for 5 years, then poof, everyone else is back as their 2018 selves.

Ant man didn't really get snapped but he was only gone for 5 hours, so effectively the same, Wasp got snapped and came back like nothing happened, so she and Ant man are the same as they were in 2018, yet his daughter has aged 5 years.
All of Spidermans friends evidently got snapped, because they're still high school aged.

He saw Peter go to fight the giant ship when it invaded and that was the last time they talked

>come back
>your name is chiselled into a monument for "The Vanished" like you're a fucking Vietnam casualty

during the pan shot scene with all the female heroes all the women in the theater started cheering and then blowing the nearest black dudes while their boyfriends watched

Alright fine. I'll go see the fucking movie. But I will NOT go see Far From Home. No sir.

He looked pretty much like the archetypical Nordic brawler, which in many ways Thor is. Looked more relateable to the audience too, I suspect.

That's what you always say user.

because that’s not politically correct

If Thanos' snap dusted 2 pilots of a plane and it crashed, Hulk's snap won't bring back the dead passengers wouldn't it?

In the MCU version of the prequels, Mace Windu was played by Wesley Snipes.

>"people" over the age of 9 are uniornically losing their minds over this kiddy shit

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How can a man not enjoy Lethal Weapon?

Warmachine movie where he just destroys isis when

>literally called endgame
Already ended.

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Which film introduced the Falcon though? Ant Man 1 is the first I recall seeing him in.
To make it clear: It's not the race thing I don't like the Falcon for, it's just that he does nothing that Iron Man can't do much, much better.
The whole point of an ensemble-superhero-team is that they each have a wide variation of abilities. Sadly, the superfluous one in the Avengers-movies was always black Widow, who has no superpowers, and Cap'n 'Murica has better fighting abilities.
And Hawkeye is what, the "good" Bullseye?

Underrated

Do you think the female heros empower you?

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>Which film introduced the Falcon though?

Cap 2
>on your left

No, nor would it return all the people who killed themselves out of depression/desperation, or those who got killed in conflict and crime resulting from partially collapsed society, or people who starved, lost medication, etc.
Tens or possibly hundreds of millions all over the world.

They're nice to look at ( 'specially black widow) because I'm not gay

>isis
What is this? 2015? Today it’s all about THE IMMIGRANTS

Winter Soldier introduced him, first as a military veteran helping cap out, until he becomes Falcon later in the movie

> this could have been the high point of the battle but no, they needed to have giant armies and lazors and headache

Those people who wanted to be euthanized and brought back by the Hulk snap would be grateful would they? Or those who are about to die in a few minutes are going to live and die again.

There were quite a few 80s and 90s references in the movie. The reason, I suspect, not because they wanted to appeal to the 30-50 crowd, but because the scriptwriters' own main references are the 80s and 90s.

i loved that

> hail hydra
> cap losing to his past self as symbolism that he's not really into it anymore and wants to settle down

you will never be tom holland surrounded by qt3.14 super girls

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I was honestly wondering this too.

peter wouldn’t know if ned got snapped and vice versa you absolute brainlet. that was the entire point of my post.

>nice to look at
>not gay
Alright Sir Elton

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funny thing is that women fucking hate each other IRL.

let he who wields this shield - if he be worthy - possess the power of steve rogers on steroids

She had an ass double

Captin America God Of Thunder

>So Steve stayed in an alternate timeline and grew old with Peggy, then somehow returned back to his original timeline.
Yeah, I noticed that plothole myself.

Why would they group up like that, it's not like they're a separate team called The Female Avengers or anything, I don't think most of them even know each other

i dunno, what about the fact that peter parker knows the star wars movies but never noticed fury looks like mace windu?

Hopefully a forehead double as well

any torrents for endgame lol?

Came out literally last night retard. Have some patience

If it makes you feel any better, it was almost certainly a composited shot, and none of them were in the same room together shooting it.

Hey I held true for Antman & The Wasp and Captain Marvel.

>you must sacrifice what you love most
>lol guess I'll kill myself
>it works

Faggot

Sad!

*God of Hammers

Rules are rules.

>Was Jeff Bridges supposed to be a funny actor?
Te Dude wasn't a funny character, the humour came from what happened around him. He's basically the "straight man". Goodman was a way, way funnier character, but he nneded a straight man to play off.

>says this while unironically posting meme of thrones

They were racing to do it first, the sacrifice is your own life to saved your cherished friend

The character is called CIA man, lurk more newfriend

fuckoff i found some
tamilrockerrs.pl/index.php/tutorials/category/9-english-movies-dvdscr-camrips/
il post if i get a virus lol

i though ragnarok was peak thor
> dont need no weapon
> lightning everywhere
> actually scratch that i'll swing an axe instead lol

>Spiderman 2 already loses because Spiderman is an adult.
nigger what? spider-man was in high school for all of like 20 issues and then in his early-mid twenties for like 400+

>tamilrockerrs

Enjoy your camrip of a 3D movie with no 3D glasses and cameraman having a seizure throughout lol

if tony snapped thanos doesn't this fuck up everything? how is he gonna kill half the universe which gives a reason to the whole movie if he died in the future before he can do it? i feel this is a glaring plot hole especially for how much they expressed the need to keep everything as it was supposed to happen to not fuck up the timeline

It’ll be a cam quality shit torrent but okay

tranny

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This makes me really want to not see the movie, fuck fortnite.

> past nebula posing with a bunch of women she literally never met before

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Are you stupid? Past nebula got shot by future nebula in the chest

The most popular one on piratebay is perfectly adequate for being this early
tiny watermark
2 annoying but short betting ads near the beginning and end
short part missing at the very beginning, doesn't matter too much
decent amount of audience "interuptions", but it's cheering and clapping
both audio and video quality is perfectly fine

The worst part is that the screen 'vibrates' for long stretches of time

Universal sisterhood.

Divergent timelines. Their timeline is lucky enough to have Thanos magically vanish.

Lmao, who's the girl in the background that just hops off the big monster and stands around awkwardly?

yea it looks bad and sounds worse and there is pajeet ads scattered about lol

lol it's Mantis

Thought so lol. I like how awkward and useless she is desu.

Okay so this is the biggest cinematic experience of this generation, how is everyone taking it?
As someone who saw Return of the King in theaters when it first came out I'm just feeling bad for the zoomers.

Not confirmed yet, but I think she is

She was presumably doing her mental trickery on the beast.

>black captain america
>bitchy captain marvel
>yas queen of nu-asgard
>black iron man (and iron-woman is pepper joins)
>spider-man without father figure
>black panther and the pussycats
if they ever plan to continue the avengers with this team, is gonna be so boring to watch.

Been saying that they squeezed 2 movies into one (wheres the Drax banter, how did we get Professor Hulk). Wished they made Endgame into 2 movies.

What kind of person wants to see endgame so badly they can't wait for a good version but also don't want to pay for a movie ticket?

unironically one of the greatest moments in film history

mohawk don't look good in men who are clearly old

War machine was 10% better character then tony

Did they really fat shame thor in 2019?

fuck i meant past gamora

With the Xmen coming into the MCU Cap Marvel's time will be short

Did Drax have any line at all?

i don't remember any scene with him, he is just a benchwarmer who gets called in when is convenient tohave more people to fight

ten times*

Well personally I went to the midnight premier here on the 23rd and the torrent is just so I can rewatch all the scenes I liked and catch anything I missed

Clint, Banner, and Cap all wanted a piece of Black Widow at some point

He had a couple during the big battle and at the end when Thor joins the Guardians. I remember him suggesting Thor and Star Lord duel for the right to be captain or something.

fat thor would look much better if they gave him chest hair to combine with his lebowky look, im not sure why basedhulk had body hair in the first place

I don't want to pay for this shit, but I also don't want to spend the next six months+ not getting to properly shit on it for being garbage because I haven't seen it.

Pepper Potts wasn't 'Iron Woman', she was 'Rescue', they're two separate characters

He is definitely the strongest Avenger.

Love doesn't always have to be conjugal. There are many types of love and one type of love is the love between friends. Friendship is a type of love (or at least it can be).

It looks so fugly. Imagine paying for this shit

Lilly's gait and ponytail though. I want to fuck her if you know what I mean.

>iron man 2

Iron Man was also keen in IM2(?)

brainlets

I just did. Feels good man.

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So Hemsworth is extending his contract?

Civil War?

so just one movie out of the many that participate iron man

Yes, we Asguardians of the Galaxy now

>civil war

>people stood and clapped at least 3-4 different times throughout movie.
>tfw stuck in muttland

Thanos shitting himself was worth the price of admission
what a smug cunt

A girl in the theater last night literally stood up and shouted "WOMEN" when this happened. I never felt so embarrassed for someone I never met

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A ticket is equivalent to like half an hours pay dude

>Wowee bland hero man smash big bad cgi with other bland hero man's weapon
You literaly have the brain of a chimp

Where do they mention this? That's pretty neat.

>Arguing with people about liking children's movie on Yea Forums
user I have some bad news for you

>I can only masturbate to obscure jazz and indie films
I bet you think video games have to have a political message too.

I'm sure your hobbies and interests are respectable and dignified

>I now want the list of MCU movies so I can see the different actors

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How many millions did he get for this scene? Based

I wonder how often George had to CGI his eyes open.

wait did Okoye just casually kill Corvus Glaive

I thought they were at a college.

You have such a high IQ, user. Let me suck your dick.

>Went to my local kinoplex to check Endgame
>Around 20 people tops

Blunder of the Aeon.

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If by casually, you mean one-shotted him with her epic fighting skill, then yes

Yes because nobody knows who Glaive is so who cares?

All off Thanos children were irrelevant pushover fucks in the first movie and even more so in this one

I wonder how many billions this will make...

What does Dr Strange in the movie? Haven't seen that much info about him.

>were where you?
>saving other planets, you incel
>ignoring that thor is not from this world and yet fought to protect earth
i feel like they had the chance to make thor mention that just to slap the bitchyness from captain marvel but they step back

fake news

I keep confusing him with that other black guy with the metal wings. I don't even remember his name or where he came from but all the other characters act like he's been around since forever.

>hype up Captain Marvel to be huge
>has like 3 minutes of screen time where she shows up to blow up a ship with her OP powers and then gets clapped by Thanos

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I hope she gets some weapon and fighting training from the Guardians soon. She's cute but needs to be more useful.

The time travel in this movie works like Dragonball time travel. Each time you travel you are going to a separate timeline that can't alter your own, though you are effectively creating your own new timeline.

He arrives for the big battle and stops a waterfall from flooding the battlefield. That's it

Asgard got destroyed with most of its people and the other half was wiped out, pre-snap by Thanos (so no coming back). They settled on Earth as their new home so obviously Thor doesn't give a shit about the nine realms/space anymore.

He's also a depressed drunk

thank god

it honestly looks pretty decent on putlocker
putlocker5movies.net/watch-avengers-endgame-2019/

Thier timeline has no Thanos, and Cap presumably put Powerstone back in temple. Inevitably Quill is going to wake up and steal it. Then depending on how interconnected stuff was, Ronin might get it extremely easily and go on a genocide of his own.

t. braindead fucking retard

Her part in Avengers was written before her own movie, so they most likely didn't really know what to do with her

Hate that they do my guy dirty with meaningless scenes. Oh well, I guess he was still in the movie.

>300+ replies
Fuck this board

Fucking sold.

>fatboy posting on Yea Forums thinks he's superior to literally anyone because he hates popular thing

He does organize all the other wizards to bring all the superheroes and armies together for the final battle, with a whole bunch of portals

Remember that the gauntlet isn't like making a wish to a Genie, there's no tricks or careful wordplay needed. Exactly what Hulk wants to happen will happen.
If he only made the dusted come back that'd be major oversight on his part, but it could lead to some interesting small scale stories about the fallout of both snaps. Homecoming is the last film in phase 3, hopefully it touches on this a bit.

Boomer Thor memes are here for the long haul faggot

Pure kino

but when he fought in the first avengers movie, asgard was still existing, so even if he is not from earth, he fought to protect it, therefore captain marvel had no excuse to deliver that line

Wow you sure showed all those normies taking their wives and girlfriends to see it then going home and having sex

Maybe the fat one got snapped as well?

I love how her signature attack move is to just ram into everything.
Should've named her Captain Ram-vel.

Well in that case I'll say it did a lot more. Wish he could have done something else but starting the main battle is good. Thanks for the info.

He only makes the dusted people come back because that's what Tony demands. Tony doesn't want to revert time 5 years because he'd lose his daughter, so he tells Banner to "just bring everyone back".

It's implied that only those that got snapped returned, not everyone that has died in the 5 year gap, also Banner says he tried to bring Black Widow back but the glove 'wouldn't let him'

Thano's on his own, perhaps.

That depends if Cap put it back in the temple. There was no requirement for the stones to go back exactly where they were, only that they go back to the right timeline so their universe doesn't fuck up from them being missing.

He could easily have left them all on the various Earths for each timeline.

Probably they called each other first thing.
If you want to fanwank this scene anyway, just toss it to both being slightly faggy and way too emotional about stuff.

So if this is the last movie, do I need to stay after credits?

*sheeeeeeit

It's a possible intro for the Fantastic 4

Far From Home is officially the last movie in this Phase.

No after credits scene.

thor isn't strongest avenger thor is point break

well he did saw like a bunch of losing alternate future, and the only one that they win is when he stop the waterfall and give tony the finger

best spider-man to date is hobo spider-man from spider-verse

So what's stopping Scott Lang from doing the time travel thing again at the point where Tony is about to do the thing and Scott will just climb up Thanos' ass or get inside his ear/brain and then get ginormous size?

There's no mid or after credits scene but when the marvel logo appears it goes black and you can hear bangs from Tony forging the first iron man suit in Iron Man 1 before that fades out aswell

He doesn't have to reverse time. He just has to will that people that died as a direct consequence to the snap are brought back like they were dusted. Is that completely vague and contrived? Yes, but it doesn't matter because the stones know what he wants.
I just assume he didn't try that anyway. It was a high pressure situation because he was in a lot of pain, can't blame him for thinking he just had to keep it simple

>also Banner says he tried to bring Black Widow back but the glove 'wouldn't let him'
Yeah because she was traded for the soul stone

she knew to join in because all of their cycles have already matched up

I've been spoiled about this, it was hyped for it since Age of Ultron and still I had fucking goosebumps when it happened

Endgame was perfectible sure, but goddamn it hit in the right places a lot of time

The "female" scene in Infinity War was way more natural, this is forced as fuck

> hollywood
> treating "bundle of cells" as life

that means there's women out there who got dusty vaginas

Soul Stone would know that a soul is born at conception.

why didn't captain marvel just do this? why is it such a big deal steven can pick up the hammer when there have been like 8 or 10 other people who can move it/stop it/explode it with their hand

because the hammer found steven worthy to wield it, not captain marvel and because it was hinted that one time

>I could do this all day

Steve is above all else a good man.

she can shoot lasers from her eye stalks now so there's that I guess?

who the fuck can't use the shield in the series? cap is tossing it way in like half of the battles and everyone else knows how to use it. hell, he knew how to use the hammer and he hasn't even been able to touch it before then. everyone can do everything as long as they're a good guy.

it would be in pretty poor taste. imagine the trash talk getting to play as thanos and snapping and dabbing on some scrub who lost their dad to it while telling them u banged their mom

thats a really small cinema.

Imagine the smell.

hulk isn't just puny, he's non existant. hulk was a distinct personality separate from banner and they just deleted him forever now

hat credit sequence looked like i was watching the oscars

Mjölnirs powers are a bit inconsistent in the movies but only those who are 'worthy' are suppose to be able to wield it.
>"Whosoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of Thor."
Thor, Rodgers are both worthy and can wield it freely and channel lightning through it, Thors power. Some villains are able to stop it just by their shear strength/power, Hela was able to stop the hammer because it was originally hers I believe.

Other than that I don't think any people but Thor and Captain America have actually used the hammer

for u

It reminded me of Star Trek VI

>Remember that the gauntlet isn't like making a wish to a Genie, there's no tricks or careful wordplay needed. Exactly what Hulk wants to happen will happen.
then why no black widow?

I forgot Vision. Which proves he was good of heart and worthy as well

before the Hulk snap they told Hulk to only bring back those who were dusted by Thanos snap

why did the movie repeatedly tell me to look at a dude's ass? why are so many characters interested in chris's ass?

but hulk says he tried to bring her back too

how does the gauntlet works? why tony stark snapped and only thanos disappeared and not also some human beings? is it biased on who uses it?

LORD OF LIGHTNING SHIFTS HIS GAZE
POINTS HIS STRONG FINGER OUR WAY

she reminds me of the drone missiles from SG-A

a lot, that's the point.

why didn't he just freeze it and make a new seawall and then fuck off back to the battle?

He's not attuned to frost magic.

Mental 'wish' i guess, he only wished Thanos and his army to be dust.

she already got deemed worthy earlier though

why cant he use a portal and dump the water back on top of the 'waterfall'