/got/

To block armpit stabs?

in older armours the armpits were weakspots because they were not covered with plated, so they were big targets for your opponent, to counter this they added these small plated in the later middle ages to protect those weak spots

Why don't they try and defend against the NK in the Eyrie? Seems like a much better defensive position if they're outnumbered 10 to 1

It was mainly used to show where to lick female knights (yes they existed back then, get over it)

Problem with Varys is his main plot doesn't even exist in the show.

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He was a dumbass, how do you always take the wrong decision while being surrounded by the best minds in Westeros? He was only right about Daenerys' dragons, like a broken clock.

Killing them was a totally fucking retarded decision no matter how you look at it.

only the zombie dragon would be a real threat then, but they could use that oppertunity to single him out and shoot it down with several ballista's

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she should have at least spared the son

Thanks, based combat user who is in like every single thread.

why didn't they give them more than fucking leather more like

D&D needed to make Daenerys fans doubt her in some way, because crucifying over 100 people and burning the khals alive were YASS moments. They were patriarchal oppressors after all.

literally should have sent them to the Wall

Have sex

or at least wait a day end hold them as prisoners, she asked them to kneel right after burning thousands of their brothers alive

If they gave the unsullied army decent armor, dragonglass spears, and big shields, taught them how to form a phalanx, and left them at the one way into Winterfell, they'd be unstoppable

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doesnt stop the ice dragon from simply flying to KL

WHOLY HITTEETE

Bran's warging, the two fire dragons, or the giant mechanical dragon that Qyburn's going to pull out of his arse will take care of the ice dragon

WHOLY HITTEETE

based quints

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WHOLY HITTEETE

based retard

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He's got to exist for Melly to tell him she'll be back, and then never actually show up again

where are the based argh posters?

why is the army still so big after they got slaughtered at the outer walls of casterly rock?

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Ok guys, I want fucking spoilers: how it's all going to end? We have some leaks?

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based and femdompilled

>44
WHOLY HITTEETE

>rubber armor
>cloth mail
game of lack of budget

I hope an undead giant kicks her stupid fucking face into a wall next episode

why didn't the Lannisters just spam sharpshooters?

>Samwell gave Hearts Bane to Jorah
>This seems unnecessary as we've seen Jorah handle walkers just fine with dragon glass
>Hearts Bane is unique amongst not only other Valyrian swords, but swords in general, in that it's entire guard/hilt/ etc are made of wood, strangely enough

PREDICTION:

>Jorah Mormont will die and be turned in the field
>No main character has been resurrected as a baddie yet and surely this entire plot point exists for this exact purpose at some point

>Jorah is on the field with Brienne, he kills her in front of Jaime who is fighting under her command, with Hearts Bane
>Jaime kills Zombie Jorah and pulls Hearts Bane out of her
>As he pulls out the sword it becomes hot and red as if being tempered, the wooden parts of the sword burn away leaving the raw blade
>The sword is unable to be held by a mans hand as it's heat is too great and no grip

>So Jaime jams the sword into his golden hand

>He starts dual wielding, just like the man who knighted him Sir Arthur Dayne, the sword of the morning, infact, better than he ever was as he is now fighting as if the training weights have been lifted, using his right hand again

>Born again under a falling star

This was when Arthur Knighted him with the sword Dawn. When you are Knighted you rise anew.

Jaime is 3000% Azor Ahai

Based and kinopilled

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>dnd ruin azor jaime by having him dual wield despite only having one hand
bravo

DUO WIEL

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same

That proves Jaime is more powerful than Dayne ever was. Could the SWORD OF THE MORNING dual-wield with only one hand? Of course he couldn't.
Azor Jaime >>>> Arthur Dayne

too kino for current GoT

maybe they knew the unsullied had no real armour

anyone else getting Mass Effect 2 Suicide Mission vibes from the next episode?

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CRAAAAWLING IIIIIN MY SKIIIIIN

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Jaime wields a greatsword with one hand that he doesn't use for anything and is probably far weaker than his other arm. Yeah ok then

please don't compare Kino Effect to this shite

Who's the girl between Theon and Brienne?

EP 3 Spoilers

Edd dies ;_;

Lord Royce dies, so that Sansa has absolute control over Vale as in the books.

Pod dies, Brienne cries.

Beric dies. Hound sad.

Wounded Gendry is killed by Arya, because Martin Wrote her as Azor Ahai. Faceless men knew this. As does Bran.

Humans defeat zombies

Jon dany burn bodies

Cersei troops arrive, shoot dragon, they were lurking and have joined the chat now

Jon dany retreat

Golden company fully surrounds winterfell, our heroes are fucked

It looks hopeless

Bran smiles

NIGHT KING Is here bitches SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS

Night king rapes entire cersei army it was beautiful sansa

Bran tells them we need to leave

Everyone runs away

Dumb cunt Lyanna and House Mormont hold the gate

Gates fall

Jorah makes a last stand, HERE WE STAND, Lyanna cries and runs off like the bitch she is

NK Has taken Winterfell.

No way they win next episode, I could see a retreat to the Eyrie. Might be because of the CGI of needing a fortress like that though.

What's he up to right now?

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alys karstark

Just turn off your brain breh

yep except they are making stupid choices like putting all the women and kids into the crypt when the walls break that place is going to turn into a slaughterhouse

Because it’s a stupid tv show written by a fat nerd??

Theon reminded me of Jacob volunteering for the vents which leads to his death. I always oblige him of course because fuck Jacob

>Lord Royce dies, so that Sansa has absolute control over Vale

wait it doesn't work like that

She never said that

of course it does you misogynistic bigot

maybe you're just asking questions that every person with more than 80 iq could answer

who dis

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Why doesn't the Night King just surround Winterfell and wait a few months until everyone dies of starvation and cannibalism?

so we’ve decided that these and the missy death screenshot are fake right

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Sweetrobin for the Iron Throne, fuck these other retards

Just woke up, where the leaks?

my boy is gonna kill the Night King

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Why did mormont lead the whole night's watch deep into murdering territory to the fist of the first men? What exactly did he think was going to happen

I don't want him to die. I want a Greyjoybowl

you can shut up now

I don't think you understand how retarded it would look swinging a sword around from a stationary position in a metal glove with zero maneuverability.

Because its heavy and hot as balls

How does Theon live with himself knowing he will never be able to fuck another woman again?

Didn't ramsay cut off some of his fingers? How the fuck is he able to use a bow?

fist of the first men wasn't murdering territory. maybe the occasional wildlings but the night's watch had been picking them off beyond the wall for centuries. none of them expected wights or white walkers to show up

prostate orgasms desu

in the show he only lost his pinky finger

heavy full plated armour is about 20 kilo, and it's spread over your entire body so it's not heavy to wear at all

thats why the writers gave NK a dragon.
no way could a chaotic rabble of zombies break a phalanx.

>muh northern pride and honor
>all of them would be willing to backstab their king if he spends two weeks in DragonStone

They are no different from sleazy Iron Islanders.

>I’m tired of the mad queen argument or white savior trope. Mostly I’m tired of this fandom, women being treated like villains for making mistakes than every other men has made before. I’m wondering could you have made an article saying who is the better character to rule Westeros instead, but I guess is better to feed the masses right? Is the woman who worked her whole life for this job unfit to rule. Remember she’s a Targaryen so she has to be crazy, the other guy who can rule is also a Targaryen but he’s also a Stark so we’re good w him. Remember Targaryens bad & Starks good. Yes, she was raped & was against slavery, but let’s put a spin on this & call her a white savior to minimize her good points. Remember her dragons are instruments of mass destruction that she voluntarily put on chains so they wouldn’t harm people, but she’s a mad queen remember. She’s ambitious & mad for power and unwilling to compromise and yet she did in Essos, marrying a man she didn’t love to try to bring peace, and when she left, she didn’t stay as queen of Essos, she’s allowing people to choose their own leaders, that was the whole reason why Daario stayed behind. She left Yara be the queen of the Iron Islands if her people changed its ways. She could have gone w her dragon & burn it all, but she gave them independence. The real reason why Daenerys is hated w the fandom is not the Tarlys, is not the slavers who were killed, is bc they love the Starks more.

He can probably boast of having fucked more women than most men in Westeros have, he's sowed as much wild oats as he needed to. If he really wanted to, I'm sure it wouldn't be difficult for him to find a girl to finger and eat out, that could work as a sexual relationship. Sansa would probably be up for it.

based

>no way could a chaotic rabble of zombies break a phalanx
zombie giants

Jon, Daenerys and Tyrion are disliked by a large portion of the fandom because the people who love Jon, Daenerys and Tyrion are so unlikeable

>Daenerys represents an obstacle for their favorite to claim the throne, a lot of people love Sansa now, they want the North to be independent so she would be queen or they want her in the iron throne. Nevermind Sansa has made many mistakes as well, but hers have never impacted as many people bc she has never been in the position of power of Daenerys. So spare me w your fake let’s worry about the people, this is not about this, this is about the old tale that only one women or one character in this case can thriumph, so we have to villainize the other one. At this point Daenerys has more haters than the real villains which are the Night King & Cersei. You want to know the reason of Daenerys failures in ruling? Listen to George R R Martin when he talked about how we never got to see the failures in ruling of Aragorn in Lord of the Rings, he asked what was Aragorn’s tax policy, what did he do w the orcs & the little orcs? When you see it from the POV of the other side, then the hero looks like a villain, but were they villains or were just heroes we humanized again to show that ruling is difficult? And if anything this show doesn’t show that Daenerys is a villain but that we never give woman the benefit of the doubt
Holy sh*t /got/ LITERALLY BTFO

>the real villains which are the Night King & Cersei

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Where are those from?
Also Lannister > Starg shitters

>Why did mormont lead the whole night's watch deep into murdering territory to the fist of the first men?

for a gay sex party. they didn't call him the Old Bear for nothing

The problem with this theory as with most of the theories is that they rely on prior knowledge only in the books. If they put this in the show people would be like 'why the fuck is the hilt burning away' and it's not like they'll dedicate a minute of exposition to explaining why, it'd be terrible. At this point they can't add anything that hasn't been heavily foreshadowed. That's why it won't happen. Same with Azor Ahai. The show only vaguely hints at a lord of light. It won't happen probably.

he's probably found a way to post on Yea Forums with bran's assistance

He won't be living for much longer so it's ok

From a girl's only forum

how would holding a red hot sword with a metal prosthetic be okay? the prosthetic will get red hot too, burning cushioning and arm

It's magic. Don't need to explain shit.

why doesn't jaime set aside his artificial hand for a prosthetic weapon made from dragon glass?

Did Tyrion do anything important at Kings Landing? Or did he just sit around, drinking, reading and whoring his way through the day?

Why don't they just make the whole winterfell out of dragon glass?

eww girls are gross

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user, ask for thyself another kingdom. Westeros is too small for thee.

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Joffery was right about a few things

Did you watch the fucking show? He was the best ruler as Hand that Kings Landing had in decades. He whipped those Small Council niggers back into shape and kept the King and his mother in line. Plus the whole "saving the whole city from being raped and murdered at Blackwater" thing was kind of a big deal.

>tfw no maisie gf
jdimsa

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i literally asked that same thing yesterday and an user guessed it'll be extremely painful

Someone post the Maisie date pasta.

I don't think she's particularly pretty but she can be pretty damn sexy. Like right there.

>mfw that user was me

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Based

literally me

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Checked

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The Night Kangz wants to destroy all life, and his presence summons an endless winter. He can win passively by simply existing, and denying the Vale a source of food. In this case its better to boom than to turtle because the NK gets stronger the longer you refuse to engage him.

There's a fucking massive artery in the armpit, if you get stabbed or arrowed in it you're fucked

This is Robin Arryn.

Say something nice about him.

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Qyburn will deal with the zombie dragon somehow, then "Qyburn" will approach Cersei and kill her and he's revealed to be faceless Arya.

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eating snails with honey

holy shit what a chad

That's because Dany is retarded and also insane. I'm going to laugh so fucking hard when she's revealed as the villain because of all the tumblr fucktards who called their kids Daenerys and Khaleesi and shit

Lysa's milk has been good to him.

This desu. Merciful but powerful.

AZOR ROBIN
AZOR BRIENNE
AZOR JORAH
AZOR DAVOS
AZOR SAMWELL
AZOR GREYWORM

replace with faceless littlefinger and its 100% pure kino

>breastmilk fucking confirmed chad-food

>chad summerchild

>AZOR GREYWORM
Imagine the /pol/ spergout if the suntanned boy ends up saving Westeros.

>boy

Literally cannot think of a worse character. What a worthless cunt.

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/ourahai/

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>Relentless
>Brave
>Proud
>Wise
>Giving
>Absolutely tireless
How can a man be so based

SOPA DE MACACO É UMA DELÍCIA DOS DEUSES

FLY

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>be on vacation in bongland
>see Arya Stark gliding down the sidewalk
>like a graceful penguin with gout
>follow her for a block
>working up courage
>gently touch her shoulder
“H-hello, I’m user. Y-you’re the prettiest girl I’ve seen all day! W-would you join me for dinner?”
>she spins around nearly smashing me in the balls with an Abercrombie bag
>stares intently for a few moments
>then breaks into a grin that looks like she could eat an apple through a chain link fence
“YEH ORLRITE! FAK IT, WHY NOT? I CUD DO WIV SOME FREE GRUB ANNA LITTLE OF THE OL IN OUT!”
>quickly grab her hand and go into the first restaurant I see that has tablecloths
“FAKKIN ELL! POSH ERE INNIT? GLAD I PUT SUM KNICKERS ON!
>she lets out a little giggle that sounds like a horse with it’s leg caught in a wood chipper
>head waiter gives me the stinkeye but leads us to a table
>Arya cocks her head and squints at the menu
“ERE NOW, WATS THIS SHITE? IT’S ORL IN FAKKIN FRENCH! OI CARNT READ THIS, I’LL END UP GETTIN A PLATE OF FAKKIN SNAILS WUNNOI?!?”
>look at the menu. It’s in English, just a fancy script
>she shoves her menu at the waiter
“I WONT PIE AND MASH DUNNOI. PLENTY OF LIKKER ON THA MASH, GUV!”
“I’m sorry, madam, we don-“
“I SED FAKKIN PIE AND MASH M8! AND A PINTA LARGER FOR ME EDACHE!”
>he slinks away without even taking my order
>Arya pulls a pack of Mayfairs from her cleavage and sparks up, ashing in the bread basket
>starts rubbing at her crotch
>brings her fingers up and licks them then cackles
“JOLLY FAKKIN ELL, IT’S ME TIME! OI LUV GITTIN SHAGGED ONNA RAG! GUNNA AVE US A RED WEDDIN INNA LOO, AIN’T WE?”
>look over my shoulder and franticly signal the waiter for the check

>night's king wrecks everyone
>about to kill Bran
>tyrion picks up a sword, but the night's king knocks it away, sending tyrion to the ground
>this is the end
>suddenly, thunder of hooves
>Bronn slams a dragonglass studded lance directly into the NK's chest

To be honest even the books Faegon feels like filler. This should have been Danny finally coming back to Westeros but then GRUM realised she is stuck in Meerknot while the rest of story is keep going. So he came up with Blackfire 2.0 Strikes back... at the end of 5Kings war, when everybody is fucking sick and tired of war and with upcoming winter. Dornish master derp and Briene Riverland roadtrip are even worst offence . Sansa and Arya location is to reader know making the whole story pointless and Dorn is lacking Iron island book 2 set up and its whacky characters ("I will sail Dothraky see" Victorion, edgy anime warlock pirate Eurone and Cthulhu priest) arent self parody like a fucking Dorkstar.

Is this an armor thread?

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>implying that stupid/evil male rulers like Aerys or even Rhaegar are treated any better by the fanbase

I almost feel bad for Gwendoline Christie

> Standout character in GOT
> Does nothing
> Appears in two nu Star Wars movies
> Does nothing

Good nudes though

What was she supposed to do? I agree that Rickon should have been imprisoned and made to change his mind, but the old man was never going to change

>Heart's Bane
P O T T E R Y

her biggest flaw is that she has none. shes just perfectly brave and honorouble and strong and loving etc etc

>destabilizing an entire region because the stupid brown savages are too dumb to rule themselves is fine as long as you give them back their self-determination after burning all their cities to the ground
women were a mistake

>Casterly Rock
>no rock
>that zerg rush
>no moat

did CA made this?

i dont get it

rip jorah

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She’s manly and one of the few main female characters who’s described as downright ugly. As a person she’s good to the core, basically Ned-tier, but because she’s also an uggo she’s denied a happy ending. Fits with the theme that being a good person isn’t enough to guarantee your success, it all comes down to pragmatism and luck

She's basically the complete opposite of Phasma.

not again you remorseless pigfuck

it's funny how D&D keep making the show more yas queen while removing all the complexity of the characters from the books, cersei and brienne are the worst offenders

what?

>“Strong” 1-dimensional female characters > nuanced but evil female characters > complex, conventionally vulnerable but resilient female characters
The mainstream libfem perception of a well-written girl is pants-on-head retarded. Arya was always shit but apart from her some of these women were actually interesting at one point

Shit writers.

Why are the guys with ladders not covered by guys with shields. Why are the ladders so short? Why don't they have any siege towers or catapults? Why aren't they digging any mines?

the army is commanded by an insane unexperienced girl

DIS NIGGA NAME'S BEANS, LMAO

Brienne is a Tarth and their symbol is a star.

Why wouldn't someone just aim for the dick?

Would alice be able to solo a white walker?

Wonder if they cast albinos for Targs

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an effective tax policy
also has GoT had a SINGLE actual siege or is every battle just a retarded swarm the walls strategy

I love this pasta

I'm not particularly trying to interfere with people's enjoyment but that's obviously a rough-arsed cockney accent and Maisie's certainly not cockney.

thats from resident evil.

I SUBBOSE

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they would

>cross eyed retard
Wew lad

it's moons and suns breh

no one in the vents died if you actually made the effort to send a qualified team member there

Jaime vs Blackfish

reminder that this is the true daenerys

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Do you think they regret casting such useless retards as their main characters? Dany, Jon, Sansa are all awful actors.
Pic related almost single-handily carries each scene he's in

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Because it wasn't a siege. The plan they used required less resources and time. They expected to crush the Lanister Army their but Jamie outplayed them and took the bulk of the army and removed Highgarden while Cersei tripped over her feet and dumb lucked her way into removing Dorn.

The idea was to come across as the more benevolent side "Hey look we beat the shit out of the House you all fucking hate and didn't burn people alive like previous regimes." with a plus of not revealing the Dragons or exposing them unnecessarily.

Then Dany ruined that by ignoring the advice of everyone with more experience in Westeros flew the Dragons out attacked soft targets, recklessly put her dragon and herself in harms way well after the battle was won for her side, and burned captured prisoners alive. Making her look like a hypocrite after she just made a speech about not doing the things she just did.

Canonically inbred.

kit was alright in s5 and s6, reckon he just gave up because of how shit his character is now.

bolton siege to greyjoy-controlled winterfell, moat caitlin

It really seems like Lannisters the show half the time.

Reminder that if they'd gone with that cast the world could very well have missed out on "Ode to a Toilet".

it cant be...
hes the azor ahai

...

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>NAOOITTENZ!!!!

What did he mean by this?

noh

naotnz

AZOR AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

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>gnaw naowitinz

Was Ned speaking Finnish?

you guys ready for the true king in the north to return?

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I just want them to make it bros

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That's 16th century cuirass in that pic. The armour variation in this show is disgusting.

noh
nowit ens

why?

Holy shit, Dickon isn't even shopped.
What a lad.

what would be shopped about it?

>Azor Bobby B
Would it be kino?

Lord Stark,

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His head
The guy is huge, but his head is quite small, so it always looks off
But obviously shooping that to be even more pronounced is funny

RANSOM

Why did he need a ladder to climb on the table?

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You have ten seconds to post a fucking picture proving that this show isn't "AND THIS WEEK ON DRAGON BALL Z" for the modern era.
Go the fuck ahead.

looks normal to me, the armour is just bulky as shit

But it is

Looks like a fucking Space Marine

Look at his belt, it's the Boar Knight.

No. Even Azor Varys would be less disappointing. Bob should have hanged Rhaegar though.

where is the brestplate stretcher?

Billy Bones is a Fucking Chad. So much wasted potential it makes me mad.

How do you do it?

drugs

I just can't tell if she's looking at me or both eyes are looking right past me at both sides.

what's the spike for? hugging your opponent to death?

He had horrible taste in women anyways if anything at least now he can actually get shit done without jerking off every other hour for diminishing returns.

Delete this

Sword hanger.

I think it's a handle to lay the lance on for more stability while charging.

coat rack

Thank you for agreeing with me.

there would usually be a horse in the way

Who was Noah Nowitens and why did Ned use his name as a battle cry?

>my mom is watching the show
>she says she doesn't like Dany anymore because she turned into a bitch
Wow

the sun is a star, the moon is clouds

based

Reminder that House Lannister and the will be the only Main House to be completey wiped out.
Gendry will be legitimized
Daenerys is obviously impregnated
Bran just has to jerk off into a cup or something

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>why is he called the darkstar
>because he is of the night
holy shit, 10/10 writing right there

wrong, jaime will end up on the throne

Jaime will become Jon's kingsguard

id cry desu

That's a big sword

don't worry they won't make a cripple who's way past his prime a kingsguard

why would jaime serve such a shit king as jon
bent twat

>any Mass Effect after 1
>kino
Lmao look at this nigga

>any mass effect
>remotely good
bioware is awful at everything

Challenge accepted!

This fight at the tower of joy was legen
wait for it
DARY!

STOP MAKING NEW GENERALS BEFORE THE OLD ONE IS FINISHED YOU HOMOSEXUALS

to be honest, it would be pretty fun to boss around like 20 people when you're a kid
even Dance said he enjoyed being this dude who nobody dared talk back to, and being all pimp on a horse

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oi lad wach ya mouf or ill hook ya

can raisinbran even bust a nut anymore? the lower half of his body is fucked and he's an emotionless automaton on top of that

based and autismpilled

Kind reminder that the Telltale game is canon so the North Grove may still appear as a phenomenal last-minute asspull.

IRON FROM ICE
R
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F
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as shit as that was it was better than current GoT

cuz jaime hates that he betrayed rhaegar. Serving his son will redeem him

>AND SO HE SPOKE

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and so he spoke

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good meme

>eats bland porridge for weeks
kek

>wight Jorah stabs Brienne close to the heart but not immediately fatally
>Jaime: If I pull that off, will you die?
>B: *panting* It would be extremely painful
>J: *sympathetically* You're a big gi-
>B: * cuts him off and looks him dead in the eyes* For you
>Jaime pulls the sword, now set aflame
>handle burned off, can only use it with gold hand
>wight Littlefinger shows up, sees Jaime do this
>L: Wash getting cut part of your plan?
>Jaime kills him as fire rises in the background
IT FITS
IT RHYMES
P O T T E R Y

explain the greyjoy one i don't get it

Kino

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something about not sewing

That movie started 80s nostalgia before Drive.
youtube.com/watch?v=she5Mgj8f8Y

The Greyjoy motto, "We do not sow." I guess user thought it was "sew".

the king is tired
flood his chambers

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Basically a love letter to the 80s but it ruined the director's life, which now that I think about it fits right in line with 80s film making too.

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But, My Lord. There are innocent women and children in the mines!

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what

Honestly the Lannisters should keep the throne. They literally didn't do anything wrong. Someone prove me wrong.

water
chambers
now

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>>pissed at House Royce
>>develops dementia

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Name one thing they did right.

there is literally no way there won't be a massive spergout somewhere at the end of GoT.

if woman
if white male
if brown
even if night king

epic hijinx will ensue

>puts skin back on skinned animals

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I will have no part in this madness.

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>mfw dany finally kicks it and all the normie women lose their minds

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what the fuck was that game trying to get at. also asoiaf has not had much luck with video game adaptions

Who would sperg at Jon?

blurb blurb

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inb4 HBO adds canned laughter

kek

how did it ruin his life? dude still is making shit isnt he?

Hi /got/

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i like this picture

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I remember playing Game of Thrones: Ascent on my browser in 2013. I googled it the other day to see what happened to my account and they shut it down in January.
Was a shit game but I still felt a little sad

>the right (as he sees it) candle is unlit
HMMMM

Their sigil is a lion

>unapologetic Gary Stu
I would if I cared

youtu.be/acqxeL8mQvw
Cringe af

The ancient Greeks had leather armor, spears, and their shields were wood covered with metal, maybe bronze or iron. So the Unsullied, the eunuch army of Daenarys is similarly attired like the Ancient Greeks, but instead of combat skirts, they are wearing pants.

Bobby B?

Might be an exaggeration. At the time I remember hearing how dude had to get a second mortgage and was basically scraping everything together just to finish the thing.

Living the dream I'd say though.

>and who are you

Why don't we see armoured horse in Westeros? If their knights were in full plate with armoured horse and obsidian tipped lances they'd be a full on rape train against the dead

Someone posted this “prediction” as a leak in another thread, prediction or leak Jaime better do something awesome like this. I feel like he needs to kill Cersei or be Azor Ahai or both, if they fail to do that I’ll be extremely disappointed.

>leather
No you fucking retard, they used bronze or lamellar. Not leather

nooooh

naow et enz

i actually played that til they shut it down, was interested where theyd take the story with all the game characters and your hold. frankly im suprised it lasted so long.

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>the promised prince said

>and now the rains weep o'er their halls
>with no one there to hear...

>to save this stupid show

Chilling with Young Griff.

bolton was a main house as they held the warden of the north.

Nah they merged ironwood tree story with weirwood trees.

Ironborn, Ironwood, What is dead may never die, drowning and resuscitation ritual, Blue leaves from Ironwood used to create 'Shade of the evening / shade of the long night'. Burns blue. from Iron to Ice song. WW hate Iron but appeared during bronze age. It's likely Ironwood which was used in their creation works against WW as dragonglass does. Dragonglass used in their tv creation so the lesser walkers have a weakness as they don't have it sitting in their chests like the NK. It makes sense when you don't have access to dragonglass that Ironwood would've been used by the small folk to fight. Ironwood it greater than regular steel and it burns forever. An army of Ironwood wielding swords lit blue etc.

Also in the garden of eden their were two magic trees. The tree of knowledge of good and evil ( weirwood ) and the tree of eternal life / immortality ( ironwood ).

>dual wielding with one functioning hand
It woukd be useless as you couldn't maneuvre it effectively in a hand you don't actually control.

We're in here

Are you sure, asshole? I thought the History Channel program about the Spartans said that they used leather armor, their helmets and shields had bronze in them.

how can Yea Forums posters be more based and kinopilled than anything hbo, disney, max landis, etc can put out?

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New Check em meme look at them check em fingers

She's looking right past you her eyes work like a black whole where the light envelops around object giving you a 720 image perspective truste me i'm an optometrist

wow what an epic prank

the division of the british regional cultures and accents is one of the most perplexing mysteries I've encountered. I met two Brits in a hostel and one could tell where the other lived, also in London, by her accent. How can you have that many accents in one fucking city

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