Yfw he was the good guy all along

>yfw he was the good guy all along
With one snap half of world dies a painless death

50% is lucky enough to not exist anymore

A hero we didn't deserve

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should have used his power to make everyone forget those people existed

Imagine how comfy those 5 years were after the snap. I'd be kind of bummed when everyone came back.

That's why he was able to lift Stormbreaker and Mjolnir

why did he want to kill 50% of humans again??? that was pretty random.

>I will now kill half of all humanity -
>*looks directly into the camera and winks*
>""""""randomly""""""
that fourth wall break was a little jarring, what was he implying here?

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>killed in cold blood after a long day of work.

Brainlets will think it's about the numbers

It's about the lesson. Shit, you're still thinking about it and it it didn't even happen in our timeline

Mad spoilers but the thing I dug most was how they got around the bullshit of him actually being right.

>sees his future self saying "I am inevitable"
>fuels his ego because it's his past self before he killed Gamora and felt the true weight of what he wanted to do
>went from a neutral plan to save the universe to a personal vendetta to destroy earth

I was really surprised honestly. Also dug how Captain Marvel was the butt of the joke, and when you think she'll save the day gets thrown into some fucking rocks and gets knocked out.

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>It's about the lesson
except the vast majority of the universe would have no idea why it's happening to them

>i will now kill half of all those who commit violent crime in the united states
>3% of the population die
hmm

Disney advocates murder by beheadings if it is done to a man of Mercy and peace.

So is he doing it as an act of compassion. There was no overpopulation story line in the film so I thought that was a bit random. I thought all his people died anyways.

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The ones who have no idea will think it's disease or a god punishing them or rapture or some shit. They'll try and rationalize it somehow

All the galactic civilizations would figure out what happened eventually

where tf does this nigga get his clothes from tho lmao

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the big lesson here

Will they ever top Thanos?

Doom could but they are gonna fuck him up

What the hell happened? How he go from IW version to hurr Durr me destory universe tier in endgame?

>America

Burger State, XXXXXL

Things tend to change if you see yourself get beheaded

see

He hadn't sacrificed. Thanos hadn't been humbled yet

Because he saw his own future which he wasn't supposed to. It corrupted his hubris by fueling his ego knowing that he ultimately won

He was the antihero in Infinity War and the hero in Endgame. Avengers were in the wrong this time. I highly doubt the new society could suddenly accommodate billions of people again.

He got overconfident. He thought the vision of the future where he won meant he was invincible.

you're next

Remember that he travels in quantum realm without the helmet protection, dpying that fucks up your brain or something like that, it's kinda explained on antman

he got his glasses from the same place tony stark got his

Could you imagine spending 5 great years in the afterlife than randomly getting brought to life in a hellscape of an Earth? civilization collapsed. most people brought back would still die of starvation or thirst. lmfao.

This is why that ending doesn't works, 5 years it's too much for thing to get solved, this movie really is a mess, I just hope this time bullshit leads to the kang Arc in the near future

>*entire population of Israel, Africa, India and China disappear*

>he got overconfident

The plan he executed along with past-Nebula was pretty fucking based and a great recovery. Him getting personal against Earth was also valid; the heroes were basically cheating the system. He lost by a hair, but, once Strange figured out the literal fucking screenplay I mean chain of events in IW he didn't stand a chance.

5 years later, food production decreases to fit the 50% less population. Suddenly population doubles. Global short term mass-starvation. GJ Avengers.

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>afterlife
there is no afterlife, only nothingness

>put all niggers in Wakanda as they wish so much
Problem fucking solved.

In the comics

||Thanos at one point ascends beyond the need for his physical body but the fucking dumbass forgets that his glove still needs to actually be on his physical body so it's just sitting there and someone just walks up and takes it off because thanos is a fucking idiot||

Wakanda is just black Asgard

>didn't get Lady Death
On one hand his motivations are more noble now, but fuck man imagine how hot Lady Death could have been

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>WE WANT YOU TO LIVE!
damn "superheroes". everyone acting like death is a bad thing
Its just a normal part of life and thanos gave them it without suffering and non-existence to boot

WHAT THE FUCK I LOVE THANOS NOW?!?

what happened to Black Widow

The only people that could be brought back were all who died by the snap. Black Widow's soul was traded for the Soul Stone. She's gone.

in infinity war you can see his personality go from 'mad titan' to 'man with a plan' as soon as he kills gamora, he does not care about anything anymore
in endgame we see thanos when he still had his older, egotistical personality, which only grows stronger once he sees his future self succeding

damn. we lost the hottest, thiccest female avenger

He became an outright villain in the new movie

>"""heroes""" execute a poor farmer in cold blood

>heroes execute a poor farmer
>all end up with excessive PTSD as a result
I'm ok with it

honestly kind of even scarier than the original method
it's one thing to be dead, but to instantly have everyone you care about forget you ever existed is even worse than dying

but Asgard is already blacked

oh shit. I forget

I was happy.

What a fucked up and weird normie ass thing to say. Seriously gets close to making me sick. What's your problem?

>man it must be so scary being dead
>it must be even worse being dead and forgetting about shit

And he's not even a fascist retard like Hitler. He killed people indiscriminately without giving a single fuck about their race, creed or religion, just to bring a balance to the universe. Unlike Hitler who only killed people of a certain racial group. Yet people compare him to that faggot Hitler.

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The writing got lazy. That simple.

It isnt that he hadnt been humbled, as he already had felt failure on titan, Albeit, there is some merit to the argument the gamora sacrifice was a paradigm shift.

Nonetheless, they should have had a redemption, vader-esque arc. Instead, he turns into Teehee xD so evull

>just to bring a balance to the universe
yes, sudenly killing 50% of population will bring ballance to anywhere.

>be a feral planet
>have some hunter-gatherers who still worship sun
>kill 50%
>ballance

>be HI-tech planet like Corrusant from SW
>50% die
>power production, food suply, transportation, maintanance all fuked up
>starvation, crime, violence follows
>balance

Grape monster IQ is around Somalia levels, and I have been told that jews who made him up were smart or something.

>he goes to holofraud classes

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>environment improves, endangered species no longer endangered
>need for less cars, pollution, and trash
>wages rise due to a drop in the labor supply, so poverty shrinks
>no more 3rd-world starvation
>cities get smaller
>less of a threat of resource depletion
>Ganges river, Beijing's air, and other places polluted by over-population can finally be cleaned
>suddenly some green asshole brings everything back
>we're back to being fucked on a destructive spiral that WON'T end well for the planet

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Cut foreign aid to africa, end immigration, and bring back family dependence bam birth rates and population will lower properly.

This desu.

Thanos is just a power fantasy for the "let's just nuke it" folks who pollute every political discussion on social media. When your brain is under-performing due to reasons that can range from anything to work exhaustion to depression to drug use to actual retardation, you see every problem as a Gordian knot. And there are enough in life that you can grow exhausted from them to wish for a big purple man who just kills a bunch of people with a golden oven mitt and then everything is ok again. Reptilian brain happy.

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>where tf does this nigga get his clothes from tho lmao

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>Thanos is just a power fantasy for the "let's just nuke it" folks who pollute every political discussion on social media.
Jesus fuck I didn't think Yea Forums was on this board tonight

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Tony Stark and Black Widow die.

Tell that to Vietnam farmer

His plan was flawed, no question. His intentions may have been noble, though.

They could have reconciled that by having him undo his own error and hubris. Then we'd have a good antagonist, who would have a cult-following.

Rather than that, we got a bigbad evilguy.

>"let's just nuke it"
It's worked for america in WW2

Sounds like thanos is siege pilled.

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Good luck with that! Every leftist on the planet will willfully obstruct you because they WANT it.

Look up how many times they condemn responsible birthrates in the west and Japan, and argue "growth" MUST be maintained, so 3rd-world baby-factories must be brought in.

And the thing is they know the ecological effects of human over-population, but don't care. They claim to protect the environment, but will rape it death just to import more voters, which is their real reason behind this.

Who do you think you're spoiling? I can't imagine there's anybody in this thread who doesn't already know or haven't already watched it.

he's pre-infinity stone thanos, the one who likes to abduct little girls and torture them. petty, small-minded, and evil.

IW thanos was a man of moral character and principle. the quest changed him.

huh? the left are the only ones who embrace anti-natalism

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I thought the movie came out today, faggot

I never watched a single Capeshit movie, though it's obviously fucking impossible to still not have at least some exposure to this fucking movie, so I might as well ask it here now:

What's the point of halfing the population of the universe? I know it's something to do with resource control, but if it's an economical problem, why not get rid of "half of the universe, focusing on the useless members of each species that contribute nothing to the world"?

This fucking Gauntlet thing is all magic shit anyway, right? It understands a few extra conditions like that, right? What if the majority on half the people that went extinct were doctors, scientists or just good people in general? Makes no fucking sense, am I missing something here?

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>they bring back everyone who was snapped out of existence at the end of the first movie
>don't bother to bring back everyone who killed themselves in the five years after the world had gone to absolute shit and half the people they ever loved being dead

They embrace it in the wrong way, anti-natalism makes sense if you dont let in immigrants and let african births run rampant through foreign aid.Same way they don't offer any pragmatic solutions regarding the environment.

He killed the cutest twink on Earth and made him suffer, so he deserves to die for that. If he’d intelligently killed off the third world and Islam he’d be worthy of being crowned the supreme deity of the universe. I wish adults with brains and taste wrote Marvel films.

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Yes, and the only two kinds of people in this thread are those who've already seen it, or those who don't care about getting spoiled, retard.

If you want to actually spoiler people's fun, do it in threads where people aren't expecting it. Such as on other boards. Doing it in this thread is worthless.

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Asgard looks more like Nigeria than anything remotely Germanic, the ((liberal)) Marvel racists fucked up big time.

Thanos wanted to end starvation after his world was over-populated and the people starved.

It's perfectly logical. We burn trees to save forests, pesticide locusts to save fields of crops, and allow duck and deer hunting to prevent over-population that'll cause starvation. But what do we do when humans are the over-populaters?

i haven't been able to put it into words before, but you managed to pinpoint exactly how i feel about this

there's a certain subset of people who who desire exceedingly simple and brutal solutions to massively complex problems. take political posters on this board for example. their solutions are born from either willful ignorance or actual, honest to god ignorance as well as some misguided notion that they can take something as complex as society and try to explain phenomena in it in very simple and black and white terms. oh, society is bad because of degeneracy and liberals. oh, society is bad because of patriarchy and privileged white men. i don't know what exactly fuels this kind of thinking, i suppose it requires some kind of natural dullness as well as frustration and anger, and some kind of need to bring order to chaos.

thanos doesn't pick and choose who survives and who is removed from existence because he wants to exude an air of neutrality.

For white people only you dumb cunt. They’re racist like you. Not the good guys.

>Brainlets will think it's about the numbers
>It's about the lesson. Shit, you're still thinking about it and it it didn't even happen in our timeline
Retard

Not expanding recources using the same powers. Choosing randomly and killing off the best people.

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You have to think about this plotline as if you had a vagina. Vagina owners see all men as disposable resource batteries to be exhausted and discarded, and all women as potential competition for those resource batteries. Vagina owners would be angry that some of their resource batteries were snapped away, even if some of their potential vagina competition disappeared too.

>Wakanda for blacks only

>Asgard the white Norse Heaven for everyone! Yay diversity!

No racist double-standard here. Nah!

his solution was much more focused on being fair than being actually effective. he said so himself. if there was a cognitive process behind choosing each target for the snap, then he figured it would've been much more evil than just killing people randomly without any thought behind it. it makes sense in a way, it's like the difference between a targeted genocide and an earthquake.

it's funny because thanos is a bad guy but anyone who is a proponent to actually taking out people based on race, country, culture or class is honestly way more fucking evil than thanos ever was. at least thanos never thought himself able to figure out who was worthy of life and who wasn't, and that's why he left it to random chance

I’m sad that he didn’t remain interesting into Endgame. And I too would have loved a redemption arc.

Maybe it’s about identifying the problem, offering a simplistic solution and then branching from there to find something viable. You’re right, complex problems rarely have simple solutions. But some people like to work reflexively. They keep coming back to their simple solution and attempt to make it a foundation from which to build a viable resolution. That or I’m attributing way too much intellect to the shitposters on this board

>Get diagonsed with cancer only 6 months to live
>Get Snapped
>Get brought back and still only have 6 months to live

thank you, based Thanos

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They travel in his ship through the quantum realm though, which would act as the same protection.

>That or I’m attributing way too much intellect to the shitposters on this board

i'd love to understand how the inner workings of these people's minds function. why are they like this? why do they reject evidence, either logical or statistical that proves their viewpoint to be flawed or incorrect? why are they all so angry all the time and unable to have an actual discussion? i hate to generalize people like this, but having had conversations on this board and a couple of others, they all use the exact same arguments in the exact same way. i think unraveling the psychology of these people would do a lot to actually fix society. i've been trying to get to these people and make them think of stuff rationally, but i've been fairly unsuccessful as far as i know.

So how badly will they fuck up Doctor Doom?

>too many people and not enough resources, according to Thanos
>he wanted to reduce the universe's population to 50% (because apparently people won't breed and go back to their original numbers after a few generations)

that's it
also he made it random because he didn't want to kill anybody in particular, he wanted to make it fair so that everyone had a chance at survival. The stones could've destroyed thanos and his army too, they weren't invulnerable

You wouldn't have to worry about that because nobody gives a shit about you now

>with one snap I will eliminate 13% of the population
Was Thanos based all along?

so let me see if i have this right

>infinity war thanos become much more humble after being forced to sacrifice gamora for one of the infinity stones
>snaps half the universe, retreats back to home planet and destroyes the stones
>avengers go and track him down only to discover the stones are destroyed, and then kill humble-thanos
>back in time to where thanos had only begun the whole plan memory gets merged and can see the future where he's won, death or not
>doesn't have to sacrifice to get the soul stone because black widow already died
>those two things have him be the non-humble version of him we see throughout the rest of the movie, and is what makes him change plans to fully destroying the universe and making a new one

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>>*entire population of Israel, Africa, India and China disappear*
If he was smart, he would have wiped out the members of species that have no value and contribute nothing to the species as a whole.
So yes exactly.