I LITERALLY CLAPPED, THE ENTIRE THEATER CLAPPED

Fuck me

even my gf hated this stupid shit

Fuck off

>more fem service
who the fuck is writing all this? is it some AI they invented to read twitter and make scripts to appeal to the masses?

Blowing up the ship was fine. Now the united female front coming to protect Spiderman was pure cringe. Doesn't help she looked good at the beginning of the movie and then got that ugly feminist haircut.

I've heard she gets punched by Thanos. POST IT

eyyy

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Feeling optimistic for post endgame MCU! YAAAAAAS QUEEN

Fug

Screw you, I genuinely prefer her with the short hair. She looks cute

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I want to be one of these police men

Why was the movie trying to push an older-woman fetish? Think about it: Peter Parker gets approached by a bulldyke looking Captain Marvel who sneers at him and almost even has her bootheel on him, and then a bunch of other older women suddenly surround him and all do a battle pose and protect the gauntlet, while Spiderman's just laying there in the rubble sporting a stiffy.

fuck you

Tom Holland and Harley Keener Ty Simpkins are so handsome.

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No video but she's holding his fingers back to prevent him from snapping but he pulls out the power stone with his other hand and hits her with a full blast removing her from the fight completely

He headbutts her and she doesn't even flinch, so he nabs the power stone out of the glove and uses it to sucker punch her into a different timezone.

Yeah she was putting a good fight but he blew her the fuck out.

Fuck you, at least post blacked like a we'll adjust 4channer

Yikes

Oh god the quality is so bad.
Please take this better audio and video quality: thepiratebay.org/torrent/31978267/Avengers Endgame 2019 720p HDCAM-xBay#comments

kys

When did Iron Woman become a thing?
Why the fuck is Mantis there? What's she going to do, tell Thano to kindly stop while dropping spaghetti?
I thought all the Valkeyrie were dead, so where the fuck did black lesbo bitch get some unicorn tier of rarity horse like that?
Why the fuck is all women except Spiderman?
What the fuck is WE WUZ WAKANDANS AN SHEIT girl gonna do, throw her spear at Thanos? She really can't do much.
Why the fuck is Captain Marvel such a poorly written character.
There's so many things wrong with this scene, and it should have been cut from the film for adding nothing except tons of plot holes and over the top cheese.

3d movie without the glasses?

My theater was screaming at the scene before this, then everyone got quiet and you could here a few groans. Then the next scene had everyone screaming again. I went to a Studio Movie Grill so I'm pretty sure it was 95% normies in the audience and if even they didn't like it then you know it was a mistake.

A better question is will Pepper fuck him in Spider Man Far from Home

>When did Iron Woman become a thing?
In Iron Man 3.

Iron Woman is just Rescue. Pepper in her own suit. Was intorduced in the '09 comic run.

fuck you

little shit

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The worst part about this scene is that it simply didn't make sense. Girl power shit is fine, when it just fucking makes sense, like Handmaid's Tale is about women, Mad Men has a strong feminist bent and even depicts women in organic settings where they aren't unnecessarily limelighted. This shit was just nonsense, like why are so many women all hanging out on the battlefield so close together and decide to have this spontaneous moment together? That's what takes me out.

>When did Iron Woman become a thing?
Iron Man made a suit for Pepper in the intervening 5 years, it was an anniversary present. It's a comic character called Rescue.

>Why the fuck is Mantis there? What's she going to do, tell Thano to kindly stop while dropping spaghetti?
She can shoot energy beams from her antennae now, she does it once and it's easy to miss because Rescue is also firing lasers at the time.

>I thought all the Valkeyrie were dead, so where the fuck did black lesbo bitch get some unicorn tier of rarity horse like that?
The Valkerie all died, nobody said pegasi were extinct

>Why the fuck is all women except Spiderman?
It's a girl power scene that lasts all of 10 seconds.

>What the fuck is WE WUZ WAKANDANS AN SHEIT girl gonna do, throw her spear at Thanos? She really can't do much.
Vibranium nigga, I ain't gotta explain shit.

>Why the fuck is Captain Marvel such a poorly written character.
She was forced in at the last moment.

gay

>
When did Iron Woman become a thing?

Apparently the woke saw this coming miles away when Pepper picked up the Ironman glove to save Stark. I guess it was just something that went right through me.

Because film makers are getting worse and worse by the year.

Wow

asdj

...

douche

London?

Are they all about to take turns on thanos big daddy dick

Fuck me

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That is how the world looks if I go swimming at night and dont put my glasses back on. A girl I was kinda long term dating invited me to the public pool in her neighborhood alone, and I tried to look cool going back, but i couldn't see shit.

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>gets btfo

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>What the fuck is WE WUZ WAKANDANS AN SHEIT girl gonna do
She killed one of the mook generals.

nigger

based
Reminds me of 300, a small band of real men beating repulsive creatures back down a narrow corridor

kys

>Apparently the woke saw this coming miles away when Pepper picked up the Ironman glove to save Stark. I guess it was just something that went right through me.
Ayup.

What would the antennae girl even do?

The rebellion fell apart after they bonked the officer on the head with their ply wood flag

Kill all niggers

she shoot energy beams from her antennae

ahaha capeshit is anime now.

Fuk u

he headbutts her and she merely smiles at him

dog

Xfuck yoy

baka

>Hey kid you have something for me?
Fucking kek.

I personally think Captain Marvel is strong character (and empowering to women).

Why are you such a faggot that you still respond to this sort of shit?'
there I just killed your mom

Haha, fag.

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>fem service
pass

imagine spending your money on capeshit AND feminist propaganda

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WHERE IS THE DIVERSITY!?!?!?! NOT ONE PERSON OF CHLOROPHYLL

>there are """""men""""" over the age of 18 that enjoy this shit

your nigger mom just sucked my big white cock last text she sent me was ''massa u made me squirt nigga''

fuck

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rt

fag

Oh no

loser

Shes tanked a punch to the face from thanos. She was never THAT strong in the comics.

well you're right

>It's a girl power scene that lasts all of 10 seconds.
But you have to admit it was dumb. A large portion of my theatre groaned

My audience clapped/whooped during the 'hail hydra' scene and Cap brandishing the hammer.

desu, those were both good moments.

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The entire movie was dumb, most of it was fan-service and nostalgia. Out of context it looks stupid, but in the movie it was fine.

Atleast Im not a spineless piece of shit that still fall for this joke
>oooh noooe he said my mum dies unless I reply I better reply so she dont diee
you are fucking retarded.
here reply to this or your dad will die as well, no I got something better

you cant stop your parents from dying after you have read this

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This looks shitty even for a ching-chong camrip. Was this from a 3D screening?

Shall we discuss the true feminist moment of the movie?

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Oh no

>clapping on the cinema
Why is America such a joke?

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Women strutting forwards together is the theme of every other advert marketed to women.
There is nothing more cringe.

The group of women has never so much as built a house in the western world, not one single fucking house.
Where are you strutting exactly ladies? To claim benefits for being a single mother? To a march or protest so you can demand job placements that you didn't earn? Where would a group of women strut to exactly? What important dramatic thing are you strutting towards?

yup, end game seems to be the last MCU film i watch

Why are you millennials incapable of differentiating real life from movies?

That actually looks like an advertisement. What were they thinking? They forgot that American audiences like to at least pretend they have some intelligence to be insulted.

I thought they were going for the romantic route but nope, they stayed platonic the whole way through, really appreciated that.

You have to understand that they are a generation of failures who have never known anything more than entertainment media.
When your entire life revolves around these shitty movies, you begin to blend them with real life.

Based thanos

>They forgot that American audiences like to at least pretend they have some intelligence to be insulted.
No they don't, Americans eat anything that is marketed enough.

Does this upset you too OP?

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Fuck you

I unironically want the retarded feminists to turn all superheroes into women so capeshitters can finally fuck off from watching capeshit and cultivate themselves into normal human beings while capeshit finally dies smothered in mud and cow turd.

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Fuck

My audience clapped when fucking spiderman shows up, of all characters, and not when cap says avengers assemble

woah

Eeap

fuck

This is a movie that if executed equally as well at only half the length would've been perfect. It is literally only the length that keeps it from being a 7/10 or above. The length made this shit a hard 5 for me. YAWN

no this was actually alright imo. Brie is just awful.

No because Wanda's an actual character and it felt good watching her push Thano's shit in after she lost Vision in IW.

Time travel was a mistake.

To be fair, Scarlet Witch has always been more powerful than Captain Marvel.
If anyone could go toe to toe with him besides Thor, it's her.

you deserve to be sent to a labor camp

Why so many peoples afraid of spoilers? I like investigation of leaked material.

Kys

fugj

It feels deserved because he did bring back vision and killed him in front of her

The hail hydra was unirioncily the best part of the movie, and seeing crossbones again was cool,
i thought for sure we were going to have another fight like winter solder but hail hydra was way better.

No because she feels like a real Avenger and not shoehorned in like brie

it made my peepee hard

It was blatant but I unironically enjoyed it. It was a fun cool moment for all the female hero's that don't usually get the spotlight on them.

It's actually gonna happen.
I think a good portion of capeshitters will stop watching capeshit now that cap and ironman are gone for good.
No need to stay for craptain marvel

nice try fbi

I wish scarlet witch would levatate me into the air and give me a magic orgasm

Removing her from the movie would improve it