wtf I don't wanna get married anymore
Gone Girl
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nothing wrong with a dedicated faithful wife would want to make you better. but manchildren hate this movie, yes.
>manchildren hate this movie
what, why?
Because it literally plays into all their /r9k/ thinking about women (despite that literally every other woman in the show comes around) and because the protag is a manchild who ends up miserable, more or less.
t. woman
Not like you ever had a chance of getting married.
Looks fun.
Film is stupid. I truly believe that Fincher has the capability of being the best contemporary director, but instead of adapting only good novels like zodiac or seven, he chooses to adapt shit like this.
Are we supposed to dislike this movie?
Because I liked it
Fincher is a better director than I'd imagined.
Have sex, incel.
I liked it
good acting and pacing and all that
the twist got me but I went in knowing there was a twist and forced myself to not look for it so I could be surprised
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But it paints the woman as a crazy bitch.
That poster is narratively stronger than any Marvel movie.
Amy is a super crazy bitch but Nick is a fat slob without ambitions.
>implying you wouldn't fall for these jewish milkers
>not wanting amazing amy
u got the big gay, op
Especially to a white woman
love rosamund
god she’s so hot, when will a 10/10 goddess mold me into the man she desires...
Ben probably beat you at CoD
Gg ez
GG if half-movie half-film, interesting structure. Starts like a thriller, ends like a social satire about the modern marriage. The real nightmare isn't morbid serial killers anymore, it's simply the post-feminist wife, who can literally get away with anything and keeps her man prisoner with manipulation. Marla was insane but Amy is something else. Only a very sick society would allow her to prosper.
Its 2019, marriage means that you have to sacrifice significant portion of your time and money on someone else benefit.
Why would you do that unironicaly, not to mention all the possible complications (divorce,unnecessary stress alimony etc)
who was more wrong between the wife and the husband?
gone girl has nothing to do with feminism
I'd get married to a crazy psycho who's loyal insead of a slut who cheats on you
Gone girl threads really out the insane Femanons
Wife
that’s what marriage has always meant, dingus.
Men always say that as the defining compliment, don’t they? She’s a cool girl. Being the Cool Girl means I am a hot, brilliant, funny woman who adores football, poker, dirty jokes, and burping, who plays video games, drinks cheap beer, loves threesomes and anal sex, and jams hot dogs and hamburgers into her mouth like she’s hosting the world’s biggest culinary gang bang while somehow maintaining a size 2, because Cool Girls are above all hot. Hot and understanding. Cool Girls never get angry; they only smile in a chagrined, loving manner and let their men do whatever they want. Go ahead, shit on me, I don’t mind, I’m the Cool Girl.
Men actually think this girl exists. Maybe they’re fooled because so many women are willing to pretend to be this girl. For a long time Cool Girl offended me. I used to see men – friends, coworkers, strangers – giddy over these awful pretender women, and I’d want to sit these men down and calmly say: You are not dating a woman, you are dating a woman who has watched too many movies written by socially awkward men who’d like to believe that this kind of woman exists and might kiss them. I’d want to grab the poor guy by his lapels or messenger bag and say: The bitch doesn’t really love chili dogs that much – no one loves chili dogs that much! And the Cool Girls are even more pathetic: They’re not even pretending to be the woman they want to be, they’re pretending to be the woman a man wants them to be. Oh, and if you’re not a Cool Girl, I beg you not to believe that your man doesn’t want the Cool Girl. It may be a slightly different version – maybe he’s a vegetarian, so Cool Girl loves seitan and is great with dogs; or maybe he’s a hipster artist, so Cool Girl is a tattooed, bespectacled nerd who loves comics. There are variations to the window dressing, but believe me, he wants Cool Girl, who is basically the girl who likes every fucking thing he likes and doesn’t ever complain.
>tfw no Rosamund mommy gf
You know, when i heard yhis speech in the movie, it sounded really affected and lame. But reading it, its actually kinda good.
Despite of her writing being airport fare, she knows how to write.
the monologue is altered in the movie but the gist remains the same. it probably seems lame and affected because it comes at the pivot moment, when we learn that amy’s still alive and not at all the person we thought she was. personally i think rosamund’s delivery is great
your reply has nothing to do with the point of the post
>post-feminist wife
what soft bosom
yeah I don't remember that from the movie
as a truism it's good, if a little off (though probably in-character).
I mean, obviously all men want hot women who don't complain, because complaining is one of the defining traits of a woman that's why bitch means complain.
But all that stuff about "cool girls" who like football/poker/burping/etc. is very much an attitude of plush millennial and zoomer numales. Apart from that men prefer women with feminine sensibilities.
Women are fucking awful. Every experience I've had with them ended up breaking my trust somehow.
that’s her point. it doesn’t matter what form the cool girl takes. what makes her a cool girl is that she conforms to a man’s fantasy of her. in my experience most people are extremely narcissistic in their approach to love. they project endlessly on to you. they don’t want you to have your own mind, your own desires, to ever push back against the fantasy image of yourself that they’ve invented. you’re only desirable and lovable to them insofar as you reinforce their own perception of themself. this is why most relationships break down. the mutual fantasy can only be maintained for so long
that’s the point of the monologue, though obviously filtered through amy’s perception of the world
consider what this says about yourself
Who you see yourself with maintains the incentive to put up with shit that you don't like.
Thought it was just a typical sad romantic drama when I turned it on, I didn't know anything about it. I enjoyed the ride. Decent movie.
Is that a quote from the movie? That's just sad. Some people haven't heard enough nonsensical rants from their female overlords IRL, so they have to go see a movie about that? You all are broken beyond repair.
I can only say one thing about that wall of bullshit - a guy with all that traits will surely be a Cool Guy. And there are plenty of Cool Guys around the globe, and everyone has at least one Cool Guy as an acquaintance because they are fucking cool and everyone likes to hang around them.
Wtf I want a whiny bitch gf now
>loves threesomes and anal sex
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggg
>in my experience most people are extremely narcissistic in their approach to love.
well yes we live in a very narcissistic age that has tossed aside generations of knowledge about sex differences in favor of learned ignorance and wishful thinking. It began with the (real) boomers and has only gotten worse.
You're misunderstanding what she said. A "Cool Guy" would pretend to like everything you do, laugh at all your jokes even if they are not funny, let you have the girl he wants even though he dreams to have her every night himself. He would be completely subservient. He would be a pathetic man that focuses on your own happiness before his own 100% of the time.
A "Cool Girl" is no different. Only the blind would want a slave for a partner.
The cosplayer whores at weeb conventions and the the twitch streamers fit right into this.
I'm a big guy
based
to a feminist.
stupid whore butchered her face
Sure. But she has her own idea of a Cool Guy.
And here we are, two and a half hours of a nice girl trying to get her cool guy back into shape - into her shape of a cool guy she thought he was.
So if it's mutual, is there a reason to lash out like that?
bunp
And they get paid for their efforts. Jealous whiny bitches get to cry and feel miserable.
No one wants you to REALLY be perfect, it's a childish worldview. But the desire to always seem a perfect, immaculate, the coolest man/woman for your partner (and expect your partner to do the same) is a natural feeling for everyone. Except, I guess, the aforementioned jealous whiny bitches who'd rather make stupid claims in order to belittle the ones better than them. It's so much easier than try and work on yourself, right?
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Fuck women. It's time to start beating these bitches.
>the wall didn't even spare her
it's not fair, bros
I see that you are a woman. May we see your feet?
>wtf why would you want someone to put your needs ahead of their own
Do you even know what marriage is, you stupid bitch? I mean that literally, I know you're a girl in real life too, only they're this fucking demented. Fuck you.
This. Only doomer faggots will see this movie and realize that sacrificing yourself for someone is undesirable. God pilled people will see that the movie accurately portrays how marriage with the goal of self fulfillment can never work