HOMEWRECKER KINO IS BACK ON THE MENU.
HOMEWRECKER KINO IS BACK ON THE MENU
Imagine casually destroying a marriage and then the new relationship fizzles out immediately.
I want her in BLACKED
how many times is she going to get blacked in her career going forward? is 1 time enough to be disgusting or does she need to be blacked twice to be dropped?
Nah I think they're still dating
They're both in the Birds of Prey movie too
Meanwhile Riley is releasing in sophomore kino this year and is chad tier now
She's in Gemini Man with Will Smith
Sorry but this script was made for Morena Baccarin.
>When a veteran hitwoman is mysteriously poisoned on her last assignment in Tokyo, she has 24 hours to track down her killer before she dies.
puta
FUCKING P U T A
how her tits and puss like?
GET
THAT
Hit the wall 5 years ago. Tits are horrible. No ass.
So she's basically worthless
SCOTTISH
>hurr durr wall
COCKSUCKER
based p u t a posters
>t. Ewan
Cual puta?
PUTA
NEVER FORGET
Oh that was fucking insane
I was in that thread when history was made
RIP
She is not hotter than Imogen Gay Poots
>implying you wouldn't risk it all for based M. E. W.
liars
No she isn't
Poots is peak waifu
Maybe 10 years ago yes
very few actresses are curvy
PUTA
>no bulge
DROPPED
BASED
Didn't based Ewan leave her ass and go back to his wife??
No I don't think so. They're still together.
I bet riley let black bulls fuck her. He probably ate thier creampies out of her vag as well. She just wanted a normal relationship thats why she ran to Ewan.
Well. I think /ourboy/ Riley dodged a bullet here.
AWWWW YEAH I MISS MEWPOSTING
That's how most of "those" relationships peter out. The deception is what keeps it alive. Once exposed, it's just not the same.
Female assassins
god I wish that were me
SLUT
Yikes
Man she really fell of since Sky High. She was perfect back then.
I thought she would be like 10/10 milf by now.
>no ass
>american media
she transitioned early
>come
dumping braindead folder
True. The Art of Self Defense coming soon.
I DEMAND TO KNOW HOW THIS HAPPENED!!!
DONT GIVE ME THAT WALL SHIT!!!
WALL EXPLANATION DOESNT CUT IT
HOW DO YOU GO FROM THIS......TO THAT THING?!?!?!
I WANT ANSWERS GODAMMIT!!!
Okay I wish I were one of the bugs
>Audacious and offbeat, The Art of Self-Defense is an original dark comedy that takes toxic masculinity to absurd extremes.
Oh no
Funny thing is both Morena and MEW are cheating whores.
>His head is clearly off to the side
The absolute state
She tried to make the leap from legend tier jack off material to the elite class and failed.
Its a hard step to make and there arent many cases of success.
There used to be an option of married into European royalty but UK pretty much aped that shit into love & hip hop for everybody.
As long as my boy riley making money and getting (((acclaim))) i'm good. Mcgregor will dump this bitch and she'll go crawling back to him.
This, wtf?, if you're gonna go, go all the way, fucking pussy ass actors and directors.
She looks like she shrinks rival woman and performs anal vore on the.
It's her home and she can wreck it if she wants to.
Lighting a cig as you wake up. Lel
Is this kid leaking an entire movie in webm or something?
end
Ffs Common got some? Why are we still here? Just to suffer?
thanks
right in the feels man. but it's good to know that mcgregor got royally fucked over by it
Because his marriage is over? I want mew to dump him now so he's really done.
Then Riley can fuck one of Ewan's 21 yr old daughters.
isn't this the plot to crank?
I hope Ewan McGregor returns to his wife and she forgives him. He is a good friend and he likes airplanes.
Yes it is, but with WOMEN THIS TIME!!
You will pay and watch it, won't you user?
That's almost the plot of D.O.A.
Watch this instead.
i use my parents' netflix :)
might watch it
This.
Reminder that Riley is responsible for the downfall of MEW.
How is that title unique?
Based Riley. Fucked PRIME MEW for a decade, then put her out to pasture.
Dead on Arrival (1950)
Great fucking film.
Nope, he is a cuck.
But otoh I am a virgin so idgaf
>While not a remake, the 2016 video game Deus Ex: Mankind Divided contains the movie as an in-game easter egg. Players exploring a movie theater in the game's version of Prague can activate the projector in a booth at the rear of the theater's mezzanine, which will play D.O.A in its entirety.
Hm.
I watched the film in my country's national cinefille channel, I don't even play games. Cool though.
>mfw had a long running affair and almost pulled an Ewan
Chose to stay with my current partner and it was the best decision.
Not allowing my dick to bamboozle me was a real seminal moment in my life
I don't play games either. I just thought that was amusing.
I remember reading that you could watch most of Plan 9 in Destroy All Humans but I must have never noticed that when I played that gas way back when.
I remember when I was playing Duke Nukem 3D and Max Payne and I was impressed because they had like 10 frames of video on cinema and tv.
Then in Doom 3 where you could play punch chicken game in an arcade.
Good times.
That seal be like, see you around, looser
he lost his wife, his daughters sided with his wife, his affair left him because she hated being called a homerecker
It's not fair, Ewan did almost nothing wrong.
he crushed his wifes heart to pieces and ended the marriage. obviously his daughters can't just stay neutral and guess who they blame
Do you think Riley masturbates to this and then falls asleep crying, I know I would
MEW and Ewan are still together. They're doing Birds Of Prey together.
It's mostly Riley's and MEW's fault. Ewan is the victim here.
Whore.
Weird body shape. It's like her chest is concave, despite having tits. And her stomach bulges out, despite being thin. Her torso is too long, and her butt is too small.
how is it rileys fault?
fuck them I hope it flops
>how is it rileys fault?
In short
>cuck
>turned mew into polyamorous slut
>didnt slap her
>didnt impregnate her
She has lordosis
>turned mew into polyamorous slut
couldn't find shit on google, do you have more info? I sympathized hard with riley after mew and mcgregor came out but that sheds a new light
FUCK OFF. I'M SICK OF HEARING ABOUT KEKS AND BLACKS. WHY IS THIS SUCH A BIG THING ON Yea Forums? BLACK DICKS EVERYWHERE. KEKS EVERYWHERE. I WASNT EVEN A RACIST. Yea Forums MADE ME HATE BLACKS. CHINESE MOOT YOU FUCKING NIGGER
T-Rex bodyshape
you can't just claim he's a cuck that ruined her without following up on it
Absolutely patrician
She casually destroyed two marriages senpai.
I hope your girl finds out and drops you. Then you finally kill yourself. Piece of shit.
pusypics?
He's a prequel loving manchild who can't accept that actors are not the characters they portray.
Riley did nothing wrong, McGregor has no honor.
>eating a burger upside down