Alita: Battle Angel General Discussion
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alita a cute i suck and fuck if could
a good classic image.
Awww yeah 420 edition
Now this is a good OP
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94% AUDIENCE SCORE
we're on like #425 now you goobers
I know, just funny
Hello new bread. Please be healed by Arita.
they're stoned don't judge
Fuck off useless druggie
Good night, frens
honestly though even getting to 400 threads is kind of insane
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the fans are saving Alita even now.
One of only two movies of 2010s that have that high score
good night fren. I will be getting comfy soon too.
there's no brakes here.
Wait....what? Did you say chocalate?
night fren stay comfy
heh. Hugo's all "I'm helping!" in that scene, but it's the thought that matters.
If Alita is not for lewd then is Gally for lewd
oh... i guess you guys didnt like the banner i made. that's cool. i'll just crawl in a ditch and dies then
I mean even Alita was outclassed by him. Setting Grew on fire did more damage than anything Alita or Ido did.
>only two movies from 2010s with that high a score
Really? What's the other one?
Only Rosa can be lewded
we have many threads to go fren. It'll get used. which was it?
Don't feel bad, that shit happens like 3 times a day. It will eventually be used though.
THIS IS NEXT THREAD BANNER
(i saved it because i liked the colors, good job user)
Discount Alita
Cadey Murcery
As far as I know, yes. The other one is Spider Man Into the Spider verse
Bye bye baby
I saved it too but I just forgot
I'm glad we have thread banners and titles and stuff now
I mean, not really. She is hot as fuck though.
As long as you lewd her properly none of that abuse garbage it's cutesy dom or bust.
Nope
This is
I love this panel
Early Gunnm had a lot of great panels
It fucking pisses me the fuck off that movie alita never wore these clothes. She never wore the leather suit with the jacket.
I wanted the shot of her burning the sleeve off so badly
Honestly I wrote most of Neon Angel as an excuse to put Alita in my favourite manga outfit which is the beige coat and wrap boots.
pastebin.com
you'll probably get it in FA, anons.
stay comfy anons. Tomorrow... is weekend comfyposting.
Holy FUCK she's so cute
Do you guys know what happened to the user that was going to asking out a girl? I wonder how it went.
>those sneakers
>denim hotpants
>sports bra
was Alita /fa/
Alita rocks some outfits
I chickened out
Aw... sorry to hear that
The chick had a boyfriend.
Hi VA. Actually, what did the most damage to Grew was Alita putting her arm through his head. The molotov would have just been an annoyance otherwise. He was delirious from the pain of his eye being smashed, otherwise he would have turned Ido, Hugo and the dogs into mincemeat with the grind-cutter even if Hugo had landed the molotov.
Damn. yeah that happens sometimes
I really love how practical her outfit is most of the time
>sneakers
>loose fitting sweat pants
>daisy dukes
>tank tops
>t-shirts
Basically exactly what you'd wear as an athlete.
Yeah and the same thing goes for the film. Everyone has actual reasonable outfits for fighting in if they are fighters.
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thank you thread man
not me actually
I agree with the person who says my boyfriend did good tho
Hugo's fire-bombs wouldn't really do much to cyborgs, especially Grewishka, except maybe melt their "veins" which seem to be some kind of plastic tubing. Grewishka is solid metal with his ex-motorballer body, so it'd have even less of an effect. Zapan, however, would probably be especially vulnerable, because he wouldn't want the fire to melt his face. That sounds silly but he really is a vain person.
Alright movie nerds you got me thinking. Since Nova can clearly sense things when he wargs in to the chipped members of Iron City, do you think he also feels their pain? Because if so he had a goddamn iron will being stabbed and laughing it off even in body
Looks like it's a pain based thing rather than actual damage.
Also Zapan wears a lot of flowing clothing when he's not shirtless which helps make the firebombs more effective
How big are your boobs? Are you an A cup or a B cup?
Since Alita turned out so well i wish they made a movie of my husbando trigun
Do you know what napalm is?
Ummm sorry sweaty but we don't actually discuss the movie here
Don't worry it's an easy mistake to make
Kishiro also never draws Alita in the "brokeback" pose where her body is twisted around so you can see her boobs and butt at the same time. It's common for lots of female heroes and it would crush your vertebrae into bloody splinters if you tried it irl.
Yes, but is it napalm? I doubt it.
>sExUAliSeD lITtlE GirL
I doubt he feels their pain, I'm sure the telepresence tech can tell which nerve signals correspond to pain and not transmit those. Otherwise he wouldn't be having such a leisurely conversation with Alita after she ran Vector through.
Since Hugo is jacking cyborgs for a living he probably knows the best ways to incapacitate them.
That fire was just a momentary distraction, same as it was with Zapan later on
I went to what is likely my last screening, and there was about ten people. The closest I got to being alone was two weeks ago on a Thursday when a dad with his kid bought last minute tickets. I’m sorry I couldn’t be one of you freaks with 30+ viewings, but I did my part by inviting friends along. If there is some kind of special Imax screening or Alitacon somewhere in Europe, I’ll make it there.
All the keks
I had the theater to myself only once, it was maximum comfy. It was like a 7:30 show on a Wednesday
Fucking lol nice
Why her face so squishy here?
Different parts of the movie were done by different groups at Weta and also her face changes a little bit after she gets the berserker body
Where have all the good characters gone
And where are all the action hero?
Where's the Solar System Terminator
To fight the rising odds?
Isn't there a cyber knight upon a fiery steed?
Late at long Mars night I toss and I turn and I dream of what Mars need...
Mars need a hero!
Mars holding out for a hero what will bring dawn after a long night
Hero gotta be strong
And hero gotta be fast
And hero gotta be fresh from the fight!
Somewhere put an end to grimdark damned red planet,
Somewhere just beyond Mars, there's someone reaching back for Mars,
Racing on the wormhole and rising with the quark–gluon plasma heat,
Mars need a Ubermensch to sweep evil off feet!
Up where the Zalem meet the Jeru above,
Out where the Planck's constant creates the universe,
I could swear there is someone somewhere, that will save the disfigured by wars Mars...
Through the vacuum and billions of miles, and galactic radiation,
Through gravitational wells of planets, Jeru's traps and mighty enemies,
Mars can feel hero approach, like a nuclear fire in red sand...
Mars need a hero!
Is smol alita like a squeak toy when poncho stomps on her?
S Q U I S H
Songfren you know what to do
Every Alita is smol.
she would not do such a thing they are best friends.
I'm going to kill myself. Fuck you website.
But her soul is huge.
Is that a glitch, or is it real? Imax re-release?
The Alitatickets site hasn’t been good for me, because it has failed to list my local screenings, and I had to find them on a different booking site.
So is her vagina after ido fucked her
I asked the local theater in Norway how much it'd cost to do a private screening in IMAX. MINIMUM $6000. Anyone wanna pitch in?
The site glitched out and listed "Aladdin" IMAX tickets as Alita. For a minute, I was thinking I was going to get to see Alita in IMAX 3D again.
Florida user?
Looks like thats the dollar theater thats been talked about before
Some user spoke about the movie showing at dollar theaters recently
This is legit such a cool pic
Oh that's just sad.
In essence, this is the purchase of a hall.
Find a hundred Alita gentlemen unrealistic?
>6 grand
we doing this in LA for the sequel bros?
I'll chip in for it.
Chubby cheeks user is gonna love this
Well I'm going to bed good night everybody
When I save up some money by the time the sequel comes out, I can pitch in definitely.
Chocolate wins
Sleep well fren
It's not much extra than the cost of an international plane ticket anyway
I live in the Midwest but I'd be tempted to try going to something like this
Hell, for the sequel release, since there's more LA anons here, I'll probably just say fuck it and buy a plane ticket to California and go to Disneyland too.
Let's fuckin do it guys
I’m good for 6000, and I can put down 3000 today. I’m not gonna watch this in an empty room though. Can we put down a guarantee amount and they sell tickets through the normal website? It has to be on a weekend with some lead-time for it to work for me. I’ll bring some Northfags with me.
ONE OF US, ONE OF US
If there's a sequel, it'll get an Imax release anyway. No need to book out a theater then - unless you manage to miss the initial Imax.
I rather buy an alita sex doll for 6000. For 6000 im sure i can get a close representation to alita
buddy if u puttin down 3k I think what u says goes
That's 60 000 NOK starting price, weekends are most likely more expensive. I'll ask about the option for a public screening.
Checking in. I'm fucking down.
Well sure, what they're thinking now is that we're a business or something that wants to do a private screening for our employees and clients. But we want to do what they did in Tronderstan: Get an extra public screening.
If that doesn't work, don't give up on the idea, since there's likely other Southfags who would join you on a weekday, but I'm usually not available to travel from Mordor on a workday.
YAY! SHE SAW IT!
We made it, lads!
I assumed you meant 60k NOK, yes. I’ll put down 40k NOK for a guarantee on a public screening in Imax 3D.
Wait, did someone from within /ALITA? make this OC or did we just repost it?
Alita made it which is heartwarming
Ah, classic fan art. I hope the Alita social team starts posting more fan posts, than just the generic "Quote from film" with release date stuff most movie companies do. Get creative with the posting.
We'll keep an eye out as the film wraps up
>I'll ask about the option for a public screening.
Inb4 Norway anons need 90k to to go to Kinozalen.
>I’ll put down 40k
Oranges for the Orange God, chocolate for the Chocolate Throne.
Shit, hi social media user. How much do they pay you to make posts for the twitter page?
I suspect that they made the tweets months ago and that they're going out a least a month late now. They liked and re-tweeted stuff, but it's really old stuff - so it might be a literal bot.
Nah, they've liked new tweets, so who knows. They're probably getting old tweets out of the way first.
It really hit slow, comfy hours, huh?
comfy hours
By the way, Rosa sent this package to a fan of Alita. Not a fan send to her, Rosa sent it to a super fan.
>two hands
>two buttons
>both buttons are red
Well, since no anons are here right now.
I want to hold Alita tight so I feel her body, then kiss her hard on those soft lips
Fight me, I'm sure Cameron has thought of it.
cute and nice
The first webm I made for this thread
So when are proper quality torrents coming out for this? I don't have enough money to see movies at the cinema and I don't want my first experience with Alita to be some low quality cam rip garbage.
I'll be selling my other kidney to finance this
Do you want me to send you money?
>a fan
seems it's fans in the plural, but still very nice of her
Honestly, probably a month or so
Appreciate the offer but rather just know the date so I can stop having to look through tpb every day.
I can send you money, but as for the blu-ray, a WEB-DL will probably be out by the end of May, early June. The Blu-ray release date is confirmed for June 25th.
Eh? isn't a ticket like $15? Where do you live that you can afford an internet connection but not a place for a movie?
sorry user, but i think it's best if we stay friends
Thanks, you should put the money towards buying some flowers for someone you love or an icecream for yourself.
I'm not desperately poor, just trying hard to cut on expenses. I need the internet for work, like I also need a car and petrol. Going to the cinemas is unfortunately something I've had to cut out, like eating out amongst other things.
just came from from a night of light drinking
how is everyone doing?
>that filename
Uh huh, get over here.
>buying some flowers for someone you love
I like to think Alita likes flowers
Still drinking and it feels great
I don't have anyone to spend the money on. And there isn't a theater within a 50 mile radius of me now that is showing the film.
Didn't you hear the man? Treat yourself to some icecream.
I already had ice cream. I'd rather help someone else.
I'd do whatever I had to for you
Hi frens
If you're so willing to give, there's an user looking for $6K earlier in the thread
But that's in like 3 years.
Hi fren
No, Norfags are trying to get an Imax screening of Alita 1, like right now. LA anons are talking about a private meme screening of Alita 2. I think.
Genos big Alita fan?
How are you?
Sick as hell fren
Just got back from a late viewing of Avengers. Drinking orange juice and getting comfy now
Good night anons. Keep the thread going! Lots of Alita to go around.
How'd you find it? I thought it was genuinely OK but there were definitely some glaring flaws
Me on the right
Sleep well!
No spoilers please, I'm seeing it tomorrow.
>capeshit
Friendly suggestion: Stay off the Internet until you've seen it, if you care about spoilers.
Not user but I got this, but I made the original, and this. Might be slightly better, less dead space.
>those shoes
Manlets, when will they fucking learn?
Good Morning Alitans
I hope the next baker uses this it's pretty good
Lindt, duh!
Thread OST: youtu.be
I already am, the only place I visit is this thread.
We're glad to have you. No spoilers here fren
What, are we on 20m PSK31 radio now?
It looks ugly. Give me a break. Both the shitty 3d logo and the actual image. Take notes from this guy
The idea is good but I agree the logo is probably better 2d just like girls
I JUST TO HUG HER BROS
I CAN DIE HAPPY AFTER THAT
You can't hug her but you'll find someone that you do want to hug dont worry fren
The movie was shitty and you're all retards, shills and retard shills.
based and jeromepilled
Thank you for your input.
Wait are we shills or retards? I didn't quite catch that
I'm praying there is an extension until next Friday so I can take my wife on our anniversary next week.
That sounds like a lovely time
That is glitch, right?
Speaking of glitches, does anyone have the Matrix glitch of extras going on behind Alita in the scene where she shows Hugo her arms?
Oi liftanon are you here? What kind of ab work do you do? I haven't found a type that I can stand yet
If they make this I'm smuggling donuts into the theater.
What do you mean?
Looks like a couple of extras are walking around as if they are circling a Christmas tree.
I have so many details I want to look for when we get BD
Well it wasn't a dollar but I saw it today in 3D for six bucks.
I'm so jealous of you people. Her voice is fading for me anons
>That is glitch,
I just saw the discussion earlier in the thread. So I guess I won't get my hopes up then. We're going to see some movie on Friday, I think, so Thursday I'll call places and see if there's any showings actually
Morning frens. I fell out of bed and can't sleep no more.
Also 60+ days and nights of thinking about Alita, but never dreamt of her.
Yesterday i watched half of the camrip of Endgame and i dream of Thanos?? WTF, get out of my head you ugly piece of shit!!!!
The sound wasn't very good, so literally her voice is fading for me too.
Dreams are weird man
Too bad you guys will never see 500. Its almost over. Mods already said 499 is as many generals as they will allow. Where will you tourists go when its over? back to tumblr?
>113522096
Interesting theory there bud, shame your wrong tho :/
Good morning, Minister of Tourism. Unfortunately, I've been here here since I left Something Awful in 2006, so my tourism visa is long since expired.
Learn to Yea Forums you fucking tourist.
I suppose he didn't want to give you a (You). I don't care though, because I count any reaction as a (You)
>113522296
No (you)'s for you frend, sorry...
The end of generals just means /ourgirl/ lives on in multiple threads running parallel and when star wars and capeshit finally die it will just be cyberpunk and anime becoming real led by BR2049 and Alita.
You came to the right place fren
cute
Did you draw this?
>Something Awful in 2006,
Didya ever play Cybernations by chance? I came here from there around that time as well.
>mfw that's still running.
Idk why Fox ins't able to just give us an update on whats going on with the BR, as I think people would appreciate knowing the situation even if's not what we want to hear.
No, man
Imagine being this autistic.
Fox doesn't own shit anymore. Why don't you ask Disney for an update?
squishu
I don't need to imagine since you're here right now
I need you to be absolutely clear with me.
Are you saying that when I buy the Alita BluRay it's going to have a Disney logo on it?
>Implying fox don't exist anymore...
Disney owns fox now, fox made and distributes the movie. Why would Disney be involved in any of this, at this point?
Yes
>Why would Disney be involved with something they own?
How retarded are you?
Apparently not as much as you seem to be...
You really have no idea how business works do you kid?
That's up to Disney, if they want to continue the Fox brand as an imprint, or just brand it with the Disney logo.
Disney doesn't like swearing (because it leads to angry parents), so they might keep the Fox brand for PG-13 and R rated films.
JUST IMAGINE how bad someones life must be to get to the point where they are actively shilling for the mouse.
I am truly feel sorry for you user, how did it all go wrong... :((
>m.ranker.com
Alita went all the way to #7. That's quite impressive.
>Retards from here to normie space still thinks Disney owns Alita.
99% certain Jim will take it elsewhere. Alita played a role in dishonoring captain fungus. Disney wants nothing to do with the film.
I'm not shilling for anything, just stating facts.
>Disney owns Fox
>Whatever Fox does Disney is in charge of
>When an Alita bluray is released Disney will be in charge of and over see the release through its company Fox
Why is that so hard for you Alita fans to accept
Hopefully we get some news after the capeshit manbabies have settled down and things return to normal.
Disney owns Alita's distribution company you tard.
fix'd
We're talking about distribution of Alita 1 here - DIsney has the distribution deal for it, and a cut of the profits, as grandfathered in from 20th Century Fox. Cameron's company owns the rights for making sequels, but the only way to throw Disney out of the distribution deal is to buy them out of it.
>but the only way to throw Disney out of the distribution deal is to buy them out of it.
Source?
>inb4 my ass
Oh, right I was unclear. I mean for Alita 1. Cameron can take the sequels to be distributed by whoever he wants, unless there's a contract saying something else.
I asked for a source dude, not a revised sentence.
The movie posters and the credits on IMDb, for one. Fox is listed among the producer companies, which means they contributed financing to the movie and are thus entitled to a cut of the profits (lol Hollywood accounting).
So your ass then. k
Business is business kid. The facts have already been presented above and are self evident. Someday you'll grow up and understand.
If Fox wasn't part of the production they wouldn't be listed as part of the production along with Lightstorm, Troublemaker and David Valdes - they would only have been listed as a distributor. Stay cope.
I just realized since Disney owns Fox and Fox will be distributing the bluray that means Disney will profit from every bluray sold. I am not sure how I feel about this. I may not buy a bluray after all and instead wait for a good rip. Fuck giving Disney money.
dumbass
In addition to those 15000 Texans, 20th Century Fox, the movie theaters, etc. earned money from us watching it in theaters. Sure, there is a risk that a portion of your money will be used for hookers, blow and making shit movies - but unless we spend money on good movies, they will stop making good movies.
This consideration is also why I don't like the TV license in countries like the UK - they can use our money to buy bad content that they like for political reasons. But at least with a government TV license, there is more transparency and oversight, and a public review process of bad decisions. With a private company like Disney and Crunchyroll, they can take our money for good content, and spend it on making High Guardian Spice and Captain Marvel, in complete secrecy (except whatever cooked books they have to show shareholders).
No, I played Tales of Tamar back in the day, but that thing died ten years go.
BluRay sales increase the likelihood of a sequel hugely, so I wouldn't recommend doing that.
This will be one of the only times the mouse gets some of my money...
So you guys heard the good news??? Jim just sent me this early draft over.
Why does it have to be the equator?
Shhh. Don't wake up, Yoko.
Your a big guy
Thanks JIM
>Stinger still alive
I don't think so, Jim.
Close to the equator because a space elevator needs a counterweight, and it's easiest when it's near geostationary orbit.
No spoilers fren
If you’re a fan of Avengers at all, you will love this movie. It was a personal 10/10 for me and a fitting endgame to the past 10 years of the Avengers storyline
WAKE UP AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Ill thank him for you.
Yep his team must of missed that small detail, ill get that right over to him.
What if Cameron is all ready to go, just waiting on a studio... and said studio told him "if it does well on blu-ray we will distribute the sequels"
Cameron's about to form his own studio that will be distributing Avatar#∞ And the Alita sequels, screen cap this.
There is nothing this based boatman wouldn't do for his craft.... and hes not about to let the rat get his grubby paws on any of the Jim honeypot.
Studio != Distributor
I've even seen Disney's distribution arm distribute movies from competing studios. Movie deals are weird.
He already sold avatar to the mouse.
Serious question: has Cameron ever made a bad film? Seems like his career has been just hit movie after hit movie. You'd think distributors would be clawing each others faces off over who gets to distribute his next film.
True Lies has its charm but I think it's by far he weakest film
>3.6 on IMDb
Are we talking producer, writer or director? Because he has a couple of ho-hum movies if we count all of those.
Which means nothing since True Lies is still better than most blockbuster movies regarded as "hits".
this is his worst movie and i have never seen it.
Why does this still get threads? Is this actually a good movie? Or does Yea Forums meme it for waifus?
actual kino
Imagine the powerhouse his studio could be if he owned Avatar, Alita, and Terminator.
Why are generals not banned
One of the best in decades. Go see it if you still can.
I've had alot of "favorite" movies but honestly the last movie that affected me as much as Alita was Jurassic Park when I was 6
Good morning /ALITA/. Let's try to have a nice day with /ourgirl/ and our Alitafrens.
I havn't seen Piranha 2 The Spawning, but it does sound pretty damn kino.
And to be fair he was going through an awful divorce at the time
That looks like such a hot piece of garbage that I feel compelled to watch it.
The score is probably that low because critics hate fun.
the (((criticts))) hate anything bar $$$.
For me it was The Phantom Menace. This and Alita are the only movies ive seen in theaters more than 10 times.
Alita is the only movie I've seen in theaters more than once, idk what it is but this movie really hooked me.
It's truly something special. We all feel that too
You will probably enjoy The Pinchcliffe Grand Prix
Yeah. That's why we're all here
It's spectacularly immersive and you got lost in the immersion. Also it has a waifu.
imagine posting in alita threads and making fun of "the basedboys lelelele" when you're a fucking weeb faggot obsessed with some super average movie with an average chick starring in it? do you guys honestly think you are less onions that that fag with a beard in the right side of the OPs pic?
Imagine enjoying a movie
You sound like you've got some anger problems there, little guy. Thanks for the bump and take this corn dog for your trouble.
Getting angry at strangers online, for no reason...
Just like Mods said they were going to nuke the threads at #404, right?
Where did you hear this about the Mods?
What source are you citing?
Oh. right, your ass.
Its like they took everything i love about movies and put it into one. Straight up dopamine injection.
>This movie sucks.
>I know it sucks because I've never seen it.
Opinion discarded.
You're believing a misrepresentation of the person, lmfao
They're here to call you out on being stupid because they know you'll fucking get huffy, and that proves that you're insecure about it.
The reason why they do that is because it's nice to know they can at least prove that you're fucking dumb.
>living in this much denial
Enjoy your delusion while it lasts waifufag.
>I'm delusional
And where will you be when we hit #999?
Crying alone at home, ripping your hair out, before committing sudoku?
Why don't you ask you off topic retard. They will be happy to explain generals exist because "fuck you."
These threads won't make it to #999. They are losing steam daily. The only thing keeping them going is spam and trolls.
Not one person has gotten "huffy puffy" so I dont see the line your following my friend.
>They are losing steam daily
Trolls and naysayers like you have literally been saying this exact same thing since thread #50, and they've always been wrong. This level of absolute COPE from you is sad and pathetic and I feel a little sorry for you.
Oh buddy, just you wait till a better CamRip releases, and we get the BR....
Checked, and also this...
Check back when the digital and bluray are released
capeshit > creepy doll general
Thanks Satan.
Yes, 30 capeshit threads is greater than 1 Alita thread.
/ourgirl/ is playing at a budget theater here for another week!
But the sound sucks, it gets cold in the auditorium for no reason, you can't fill your own soda, the parking lot sucks
Seriously I had a better sound system at home.
Only two more posts to go. Who's making that bread?
>Jerome showing up in sleepy morning hours again to give us a little boost
I mean, you pay for what you get. But after imax 3d, nothing really comes close.
>t.
I've never seen a budget theater. What do they even look like, especially inside, and in the auditoriums? I'd probably be concerned for my safety going in
He helps us even when he doesn't intend to
Not all countries have them. It can be older theaters which are a bit out-moded, or it could be a neighborhood theater or purpose built second-run theater. In the days of actual film, second-run theaters would get the prints when the top-tier theaters had shown the movies.
Baking fresh brad
パン!
Bresh Fread
They're actually a lot better than they used to be. Digital film means the picture still looks flawless, when in the old days you'd be watching a reel that had already been cooked in the light a hundred times.
The auditoriums are smaller and do not have as many stadium seats, but the seats themselves are clean and comfortable. They're basically like how seats use to be in the late 90s before theaters started to bust out with premium features like recliners. You don't walk up or down any steps, you just kind of walk down a slope.
Mine is in an okay neighborhood so I don't worry about safety. Frankly that is probably the reason it remains open for business. There are no budget theaters on the other side of town, or any other side of town. There's only one in the whole city and it's on the quiet old-people side of town.