Which one are you?

Which one are you?

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Team Edward obviously I'm not some friendzoned cuck

I'm a girl so neither I guess

Which one is White?

Gonna go with the vampire

edward, of course

Didn't the one on the right fall in love with an embryo and raise her to be his wife or some shit? lmao

Edward is cooler, werewolves are way gayer than vampires

All fucking vampires must fucking hang.

biologically born female?

Bats > Furries

They wouldn't die though

Based Pattinson, obviously.

Yes, although sometimes I wish I had a penis.

Robert Pattinson did the guitar solo for this Death Grips track.

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TEAM FUCKING EDWARD!

How about my penis in your vagina?

jaccob

Only if it's over 10 inches.

This setting still makes no sense to me. Not only because of the physics surrounding vampires, but also the retarded process of their creation.

>Which one are you?
g-gay?

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Jacob looked cooler with longer hair desu

>Team Edward
>or Team Manlet

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Jej

There literally is nothing wrong with being short.

Team Jacob in high school


As an adult I know now Team Edward is the appropriate choice

Both are. The guy who played Jacob is not even Native American, i think, except maybe very distantly.

both.

The British one on the left who's an actual good actor, the one who's not a manlet unlike right.

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of course jacob
>total chad package
>calls dibs on unborn future woman

Natives are extinct. Technically ed should be the wolf

>chad
>manlet

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Not his fault those ugly bitches are so tall

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If you watch the movies, jacob is the better guy.
His family wont kill bella and he actually cares about her.
Edward almost gets bella killed in every movie. He abandons her in the second one and then by turning her into a vampire he doomed her soul to burn in hell if she dies.

Jacob was nicer and more supportive. Friendlier and they can grow old together

>Edward
Chad
>Jacob
Incel
and they're fighting over a literal roastie hag

Edward is 120 years old and never had a gf before bella.....

Jacon is like 17 and goes from skinny dweeb to alpha muscular chad

Then he gets to fuck the daugther of edward and she will never age....

Who is the real cuck incel here in this situation

excellent choice

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>are you a sparkly faggot?
>or
>are you a hairy faggot?
NO

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imagine being team jacob lmao

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the only real answer

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I've never seen this guy in another movie besides the twilight ones.

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>if you watch the movies
lol

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>one wants to fuck teens
>one wants to fuck babies
Both are shit but I’m pretty sure one edged out the other here.

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b-b-b-but he IS a teen!

>There literally is nothing wrong with being short.
LMAO, not even short girls like short guys

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Kristen is obviously exceptionally hot but she was like 17 at the time of filming. If I was eternally high school age I wouldn't go for old hags like that