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SANSSSSSAAAAA

SANNNNNSSSSAAAAAAAAA

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reddit nigger jannies

TWENTY

why the FUCK do these threads go all day and max out just to get replaced and repeat the process and my GoT thread die within minutes? Is this the power of shills?

>kills joffrey
>saves sansa
>saves Jon and the North
>Lord of the Vale

Why was he murdered exactly? I forgot the reason.

Azor Jaime is confirmed next ep. Screencap this.

Did you pay your thread tax? Also, 1st for Bessie.

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The Vale lords suddenly got a hardon for Sansa and ignored their vows. And Bran used his magical powers to reveal everything I guess

Dunno, user. What was the general theme of your GoT thread, as a matter of genuine interest?

>but are you doing it for LOVE?
Reminder that for all of Sansa's posturing about how she's changed and become less naive about politics, she's still a little girl who believes in fairy tale romance.
Jon still hasn't gotten over Ygritte. He's fucking Daenerys and bent the knee because he's the Lord Commander and needs to kill the Night King by any means necessary.
Daenerys wants the iron throne, but unlike Cersei she's not retarded and understands the threat of the white walkers. She's fucking Jon because years of being raped has caused her to not give a fuck about who she fucks anymore.

Today's jannies are easier to offend than usual, I even got a warning for a one liner pretending to be a semite.
>a thread discussing Israel stays up for hours, hits bump limit and gets archived
A-OK, totally Yea Forums-related.
>shitpost about semites a couple times in /got/
DON'T YOU DARE GOY. BAD GOY.
Yeah, it's totally not leddit 2.0.

I'm pretty sure he was "tried" and "executed" to suggest dear Sansa, his former "pupil" in chicanery was now his "master". It came off so badly because such an arc was always going to be limited by the abilities of Benioff and Weiss.

ya, it's still up. I was looking for any explanation on House Glover's absence. I didn't put "GoT" in the title so ctrl+f fags may have missed it.

Considering I got banned for implying Bruce Willis was not good-looking I'd suggest they're just plain stupid and biddable rather than pursuing any parapolitical agenda.

Literally fucking perfect in every way, lads.

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honest question: how do these people become mods?

croneyism, like all management positions

Why is her face so dirty

>Considering I got banned for implying Bruce Willis was not good-looking
Top jej, this is some next level shit.

Janitors, user. Remember not even Hiro (who is about as carefree and indifferent a site operator as you'll see outside of Dvach) rates 'em as prospective moderators.

The point of a general is to contain all posts about a certain topic to one thread so the entire board isnt spammed with one topic.
I personally dont bother with got threads that isnt the general

She's a wildling

GODS what a pile of fan service shit those first two episodes were

The ban notice said "actor discussion not related to roles".
I blinked at this then realised it was a completely fair question. She has a fairly major supporting role on The Good Fight and I swear she always looks grubby and brown-toothed on that show.

They wouldn't kill him AGAIN, right lads? Clearly he's safe.

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Is the Cleganebowl meme long dead? It's been a couple years since I don't come to these threads

stfu faggot

Gingers have shit photolyase

>semited
The kikes you mean?

based

we've gotten to the stage you'll see much less about it on Yea Forums than on "normie" entertainment news sites like vox and others

Season 8
>No Iron Bank
>No Faceless men
>No Azor Ahai
>No story or explanation for the Night King’s motive beyond “he wants to kill the ter so the memories of westeros are symbolically dead”
>No explanation on what the fuck Varys motives or goals are
>No actual connections between Bran and the Night King outside of wanting Bran dead so he can kill his memories of westeros

I stopped watching the scene after Sam fucking Tarley explained the night king motive big motive was to raise an army to go after bran for the sole purpose of being able to symbolically erase the past memories of westeros. Thats fucking it jesus fucking CHRIST

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Just turn your brain off.

He'll use his resurrection powers on the Hound and die.

I wonder if the books will be this terrible

Would it be better if Night King didn't have some complex motive and was just 'an ancient evil awakens' type dude who shows up every X years?

This post really hits me in the feels

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Is he coming south JUST FOR BRAN? I thought he was planning on killing everyone anyway, including the Three Eyed Raven

>books
>will
Ha-ha, "books" and "will" in the same sentence, oh anonamous, you're so funny.

vintage cleganebowl for you user

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Night king wants to kill everyone cause bad

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>I'M COMING FOR YOU BRAN

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night king just needs a hug

whats this kill the memories of westeros business? i've never seen this referenced and i read the books and watch the show

that's almost clever. I do like how the party responsible made such a determined effort to include the finger-wagging man

Dabid watched star wars and thought the "let the past die, kill it if you have to" line was the best thing ever written

>Qyburn: GET HYPE

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Alys Karstark is the greatest rack in Westeros.

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Such a waste

I had this dream that bronn is about to kill jaime/tyrion but can't bring himself to do it, so he kills dany instead so cersei will pay. It was actually pretty kino the way it played out.

D&D can’t write intellectual characters. That’s why Tyrion Varys are dumbed down after they lost the source material

Will Westeros be destroyed by a bunch of spear chuckers ?

Have Drogon go feral, lose Rhaegel in the ensuing fight, Jon keeps his mouth shut about the Targ side / renounces his claim, now no Targs, no dragons.

Sounds pretty cool.
Does anyone actually believe Bronn is gonna kill Tyrion or Jaime? His character is already past all the "muh castle xD" shit, if anything it's gonna be as retarded and half hearted as the Stark girls being against each other. Just a complete waste of screentime

>Does anyone actually believe Bronn is gonna kill Tyrion or Jaime?
I doubt it. I know there's a lot of shit in GoT that doesn't ring true, but that would surpass all of it.

LANDS OF ALWAYS WINTER NEVER

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I don't think he will, but who knows, he'll probably pretend not to and attempt it anyway.

THE PREQUEL user

THE LONG NIGHT PREQUEEEEEEL

Better idea: Jon kills Daenerys after she goes mad, angering all the YAAAS KWEEN IT’S TIME FOR A WOMAN normalfags on twitter and facebook

In the last ep bran said the night kings goal was to kill specifically him, but who knows if he's right. He can see what happened, but he can't see things that were never said outloud and unless the night king is a monologuer he's probably never actually said what his plan is out loud.

>GoT without source books
>GoT without even fat man's vague plot outline
>pure Dabid

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Yep, it would have been otherworldly. Same with the Shadowlands. And the climax of the books would have probably taken place at the Isle of Faces. Instead it’ll probably be in King’s Landing because “we already have that set”

How much of it will be boring “intrigue” that isn’t intriguing at all and C-tier tits? Are they going to invent an bronze/stone throne for the tribes to fight over?

Whats Blackfish????
Are they calling him an N-word fish??

>dabid's skin cancer zombies
vs
>fat man's mardi gras ice fairies
as long as they're BTFOing leafs i'm good either way desu

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Would you fuck your entire shit up for this?

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fuck OFF

why she looks whiter here than the show?
and no, i wouldnt

Does she come with a complimentary paper bag

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DABID won't write it. It's being written by someone else

I'd stick it her pusy

Roslin is a much more qt tho imo

>he's never met a girl who fits with him like a puzzle piece and slowly bent him over backwards dealing with all of her retarded shit

>The Mountain exists in a state between living and dead
>Night King can control the dead
i think I know what's going to happen with that situation.

>and thats a bad thing!

>fits with him like a puzzle piece
>all of her retarded shit
That means the guy is a total retard too who deserves to be red-wedded

>flexing when you have no biceps

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DUBS OF NIGHT KINO INCOMING

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depends how retarded her woman shit turns out to be

Don't underestimate Qyburn. The Mountain runs on Sunny-D.

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You better watch next episode.
You know, the big final battle that's been building up for 7 seasons only to end within 1 hour.

HYPERBRUH

Fuckin A. Qybern is the man.

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Anybody notice Qyburns face while greyjoy guy was trying to fugg cerseo

its cute, why do you need to mock her?

>responsible for Ned's imprisonment
>left Sansa with Ramsey knowing full well what would happen
>tried to divide Sansa from her kin and people
>killed Lady Aran
>tried to have Bran killed

There were numerous reasons to execute him but the show just said "lol isn't this a cool twist" and just offed him unceremoniously.

Did he really know the deal with Ramsay though? He comments to Ramsay himself that it's rare for him to not know much about someone, why would he feel the need to lie about that to him in a conversation?

>why would lie-man lie

stannis

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virgin

>why would he feel the need to lie about that to him in a conversation
To fool you dummy

Based

>tfw Stannis might actually not be coming back

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Don’t forget Howland fucking Reed right guys? Oh wait he went the way of Jaquen just another beyond wordly mysterious character whos involved with major events and written off

Didn't they mention the Jon Arryn thing as well?

Chaplin genes are rare though

>never heard of freckles
I feel sorry for you, freckles instantly make any woman better

I find it unlikely that he knows almost any juicy gossip from the seven kingdom and beyond, but doesn't know this
it's not a well-kept secret

10/10 would stab stomach

Better at dying from skin cancer

This got me laughing pretty hard.

reddit

>azor jon is basically all but confirmed
booooooooorrrriiiiiiiingggggg

delet this

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Giving Sansa to Ramsay never made sense anyway, so any excuse for it was bound to be retarded.

It would have been far better to have Sansa marry Robin (while seducing her on the side) and thereby consolidate the claims to the Vale, the Riverlands, and the North. Take the knights, sweep out the trash, cuck Robin, and rule as the Hand of the Falcon King like he always wanted. Heck, the moment Sansa is pregnant with the (((Arryn))) heir, just poison Robin and marry Sansa yourself a few years later.

A much more interesting story that gives all characters involved more to do and moves Sansa in an interesting direction. Imagine the creepiness you could get out of a twisted mentor-lover relationship, and the horror and internal conflict Sansa would face when she reunites with the Hound and he reveals that Littlefinger (now her mentor/lover) was the one responsible for her father's betrayal and murder.

How could he possibly have ordered the assassination on Bran? It was Joffrey in the books (at least that's the most reasonable explanation).

who is this azor ahai you all keep mention? i thought Jons real name was Eggon Targaryen

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a

it's a good thing gurm hasn't written winds yet, cause now he can use this idea.

>kills Joeffry
I thought that was Oleanna Tyrell and Carts.
>saves Sansa
Which was only a part of his bigger plans for manipulation. Theon saved her better
>saves Jon and the north
I'll give you that one
>Lord of the Vale
Yeah after murdering the last one and having her help murder the one before it

Religious hero.
Think "jesus will return"

Even that caking of makeup can't save either of them

lmao D&D are such hacks, its amazing how far they've gotten just by being jews

*meant to say Oleanna and Varys

>/got/ ending
>all the shitty spin-offs on the way as happened with breaking bad and sopranos

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>reddit
this place is reddit now, with all the "have sex"s and "incel"s

You weren't around for olde Yea Forums, shame on you

The WoW Sansa chapter he released a few years back seemed to indicate he was going in this direction; it's where I got the idea.

EP 3 Spoilers

Edd dies ;_;

Lord Royce dies, so that Sansa has absolute control over Vale as in the books.

Pod dies, Brienne cries.

Beric dies. Hound sad.

Wounded Gendry is killed by Arya, because Martin Wrote her as Azor Ahai. Faceless men knew this. As does Bran.

Humans defeat zombies

Jon dany burn bodies

Cersei troops arrive, shoot dragon, they were lurking and have joined the chat now

Jon dany retreat

Golden company fully surrounds winterfell, our heroes are fucked

It looks hopeless

Bran smiles

NIGHT KING Is here bitches SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS

Night king rapes entire cersei army it was beautiful sansa

Bran tells them we need to leave

Everyone runs away

Dumb cunt Lyanna and House Mormont hold the gate

Gates fall

Jorah makes a last stand, HERE WE STAND, Lyanna cries and runs off like the bitch she is

NK Has taken Winterfell.

have sex

left or right?

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hey better call saul is a cute show

Kill yourself authoritarian. Go to r3ddit if /pol/ memes offend you and you need nanny to censor things for your fragile female feelings.

Yea Forums is a /pol/ colony, it is ours by right of conquest.

i could see some of the more fleshed out backstories being made into a special mini-series. like dunk & egg for example. i wouldn't trust them on making any decent prequal series though.

right is shit angle
left is still better but right isn't far off, plus he's less of a lanklet

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reddit

S01E01 walker design was better

Kill yourself whore

It was confirmed the moment they revealed Jon is indeed Targeryen.

I have a feeling the books were going to wait a while longer to reveal that

>heh, I sure made it known on Yea Forums that my bicep is in fact larger than a females

Pathetic.

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incel

Varys didn't have anything to do with Joffrey's assassination (I guess it's possible he knew about it, but at least in the books both LF and Olenna take precautions to prevent him spying). Think about it: how could LF have possibly known to be in the harbor with his ship, and how could his agent Dontos know his boss was there and ready to extract them, if he wasn't in on the plan? Now, I don't think Oleanna knew he was going to spirit Sansa away, as she and Marg had their own plans to marry Sansa to Loras (Willas in the books) and thus gain a claim to the north. But LF had probably been in contact with her since he arranged the marriage to Joffrey in season 2. They both outright admit they worked together on it in season 5: youtube.com/watch?v=V3PSTvAbfac

As for Robin, Littlefinger is only poisoning him in the books. He got Lysa to kill her husband Jon in both the book and the show, but in the show the kid is only a loony, not sick and dying as well.

I actually rather see a spin-off about the long night rather than Robert's Rebellion because with the rebellion we already know what happens but with the long night the only accounts in the show are from old Nan's tales. That makes me more curious.

left looks like Gus from breaking bad right looks like the indian kid from slum dog millionaire

BOOK Alys is a tall, skinny, coltish girl. She weaves her brown hair into a braid and has a small bosom. The pale girl has a long face, a pointy chin, blue-grey eyes, and small ears

SHOW Alys is SOPHIE TURNER, they cast a girl who looks exactly like SOPHIE why?

Why? There has to be some twist.

Maybe somebody kills a redhead and thinks it is Sansa who is
actually alive like Aegon. Elia son in the books.

D& D Would love an epic twist like that and if they actually do it, tumblr and reddit would both implode for the next week. Would be a huge shock and honestly nobody sees it coming.

Then D&d reveal the switch and everybody praises them for smart writing while Fatty GRRM Seethes in a corner with Sibel the funny whore.

I'm calling it, DABID cannot resist such a twist. He will do it.

>long night
that's all white walkers and children of the forest, too high-budget

I know you're memeing, but I've been saying this for a while. Incels do not even exist, it is literally impossible. If you have a penis or a vagina that is functional, you can have sex. period.

The only incels could be literal eunuchs or people with brain damage

Sorry sweetiepie, i fuck hot women, not mutt dikes with pancake tits. Whore.

>DABID cannot resist such a twist
Dabid have not done a single twist

Huh didn't know where I got varys from. But I guess that's better.

seething

>I know you're memeing
Im female and youre an incel

The trouble with a Long Night story is that we will not only know the ending before it begins (humans live, undead lose), but the whole thing will be pointless anyway because we will already have the resolution to the conflict with the present series. And exposing the details on things like how the wall was built and what made the undead will only make them less mysterious and therefore less interesting.

Well, that and I have no faith in Dabid&Dabid to make a good show with their own material, which is the real reason I'm concerned.

Sure thing, hole.

cope

Why don't we just have a thread about how we'd write the end of GoT. You know, a collection of everyone's (better) ideas, rather than just endlessly griping about what the jews gave us?

Tbh it's gotta have a high budget anyways even if they did a spin-off about Roberts Rebellion with CGI soldiers and battles

Alys Karstark is one of the North's greatest military minds.
You will notice her in the war council scene in Ep2 this season.

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Awwww poor babby

You're fat and no man wants you.

welcome to Yea Forums faggot
head back any time

Haha no cock and also no balls :D

we do, it's called /got/

How do you manage to turn "kek" into a blogpost

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She also has Tits.

Azor Hot Pie

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-The Others are tall and gaunt, with flesh pale as milk. They have cold blue eyes that have been described as burning like ice, or being as bright as blue stars.

-Others have pale blue blood and shiny bones like milkglass.

-the Others "are strange, beautiful… think, oh… the Sidhe made of ice, something like that… a different sort of life… inhuman, elegant, dangerous

-The Others wear delicate, reflective, camouflaging armor that shifts in color with every step.

- "the reflective, camouflaging armor" is able to pick up "the images of the things around it like a clear, still pond."

triggered

They have done twists.

Sansa manipulating Vale lords in S4 Was a twist opposite to the books.
Sansa rape they added for controversy.
Sansa Arya trick Petyr was a twist too, badly written but it was a big twist which lasted 1 full season.

DABID Loves Sansa so he thinks up all these twists for her. He won't be able to help himself he will throw in one last big twist for his fave.

>so BTFO she just repeats /pol/ buzzwords
Oink oink fatty

It's been said that DABID will not write the spinoff and I don't blame them because I'd be exhausted. Sure we do know what the overall resolution is but we don't know the finer details unlike RR. Could motives change over time from the long night into the present time of the series? Maybe. But I know that the age of heroes is known for its exaggerated stories so I'd like to know what actually happend there instead of legend.

>-the Others "are strange, beautiful… think, oh… the Sidhe made of ice, something like that… a different sort of life… inhuman, elegant, dangerous

DUUUDE *spends 10 years writing book* WHAT IF I MADE ELVES BUT LIKE *vacations for 4 years* BUT ICE

you get to watch 1 episode with 1 cast member in a small theater setting. with how many other people is entirely up to you.

choose wisely

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>I'm female
That gaping wound doesn't make you one tranny

Why did the sorcerer cut you

How can I be an incel if they don't exist? Are you retarded?

If you like masculine women

I do

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I'd love a theatre winger from Lady Oleanna.
She'd probably criticize my load volume and guess (correctly) I had jerked off earlier that day.

Sounds boring. I'd rather stay at home

drumpftard

>all these people pretending to be retarded at each other
can you fuck off

I am very pleased that someone took the time to make this gif.

>Im female and youre an incel

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do you have a better way to bump the thread?

KEKK

Garbage

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I would never support that sexist cheeto billionaire

The audience can't see it, but while delivering that line he winks at Ramsey.

he's got a really coo lvoice

>No Dance of Dragons because of the CGI budget

>first for being in love with maisie

imagine if you could send that clip back in time

I think women suck!

>h-haha i was merely pretending
Libcucks everyone

YOU NIGGAS IN TROUBLE
YOU NIGGAS IN TROUBLE
YOU NIGGAS IN TROUBLE

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The Long Night is full of fuckery and plotholes and timelines that cant match up.

Richard Dormer for the voice alone

Whatever happened to Riverrun's forces, why aren't they helping? Edmure is home safe and sound.

how so

Guess they got recruited into the Lannister army

which episode though

Where are Dorne's forces?

>Edmure is home safe and sound.

whoa i saw this on r/got, i didnt know there were other redditors here. shoutout to the goon squad

>tfw kettlemastersdaughter gf

does Dorne even have an army? We've only seen like, 5 people in all of Dorne

source or may u burn in hell

what happened to Stannis? why isn't he helping? He's home safe and sound

Azor Theon

if the Freys are dead, why would he still be locked up?

>sopranos
that prequel will be great and you know it.

Because Arya didn't even know Edmure existed. He's probably dead

wait that's not his actual motive right? I thought that was just some gaylord speech by sam. Is that actually going to be the motive d&d give?

political leverage for whoever survived the massacre in the best position to fill the frey power vaccuum

retard DABID letting radmure rot away and letting the blackfish die rather then using the tullys for the battle against the NK or something.

can someone explain why jaime only mentioned 3 of the 7 gods when knighting brienne? are only three of them part of that ceremony? They only mentioned what, the mother, father and maiden I think? What about the warrior? Crone, smith and stranger? Especially the warrior seems relevant to any knight, as does the smith and crone.

kek

And the knight of the Vale, and the Dornish army, and what are Robin Arryn and the red priestesses doing at all? Not to mention the power vacuum in Dorne, did nobody seize power? Did nobody fight for power?

Do normies even care about anything beyond cute #jonerys?

have sex

normies forget every place and person that exists once it's been off the screen for 10 minutes

official /got/ villains ranking
>1. Night King
>2 Geoffrey
>3 Ramsay
>4 Euron
>5 Littlefinger

I want to see Asshai so badly.

We desperately need a GoT RPG game that lets us explore all of these cool ass mysterious places

IT DO NOT MATTER
TURN TO A SAVAGE, POCKET GOT FATTER
SHE CALL ME DADDY
SMOKIN THAT GAS, GONE OF THAT XANNY, SHE ON THE POWDER

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1. Night King
2. Stannis
3. Joffrey
4. Ramsay
5. LF
6. Euron

>The trouble with a Long Night story is that we will not only know the ending before it begins (humans live, undead lose), but the whole thing will be pointless anyway because we will already have the resolution to the conflict with the present series.

You could say the same thing about the Star Wars prequels but they got made all the same. I'm not going to pretend they were good, but they got plenty of bums on seats in the cinemas.

>Stannis
>villian
?

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Because Ned Stark was the north for literally years and years, and now the entire Stark family reveals in dramatic fashion that they uncovered the truth - Littlefinger caused Ned Stark's demise and all this bullshit that happened to the North along with his demise. No one was going to overrule the Stark household just to protect a dude who literally holds power through a mentally ill kid.

>no roose

1. Littlefinger
2. Tywin
3.Roose Bolton
4. Ramsay bolton
5. Night King
6.Jeoffery
7.Euron

MODS FUCKING SHITS

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>Roose
>villain

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Burning children doesn't make you a 'complex' character. It turns you into a villain. I'm amazed something so rudimentary isn't obvious to some people, sheesh.

That existed before the show.

at least we agree euron is lame

The writing of earlier seasons was so tight that I didn't notice Robb Stark and John Snow were 2 different people until multiple rematches later

have sex. incel. You don’t have sex. But I do. Sex you lack. I sex. sex sex sex sex ex ex ex xxxxxxxxx.

comprende?

I THINK THE 3 EYED RAVEN SUCKS

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Burning a child at the very end of your screen appearances totally contrary to all prior character development doesn't make you a villain, it makes the writer a dribbling retard

пиceнькa

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I'm a gorilla in a fuckin' coupe, finna pull up to the zoo, nigga
Who nigga? Who the fuck is you? I don't know, nigga
No, nigga, pull up on your block, we gon' blow, nigga
Go, nigga, run, nigga, run for the po', nigga (Police nigga)

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yeah euron is annoying, if they made him more like the books he would be higher

1. Joffrey
2. Littlefinger
3. Cersei
4. Ramsey (would be higher if he hadn't been dumb enough to murder his whole family before producing an heir)
5. Gregor the Mountain

NK isn't even a character by this point.

I think it was just done to keep the scene short, The Hedge Knight mentions the maiden too

top tier

S8 is the worst one so far. Change my mind.

The screenshot of next episode shows some Vale knights behind Brienne.

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a-at least they weren't shocked when Lyanna Mormont called Jorah Mormont her cousin, right?

Right?

I don't mean a typical tabletop RPG, I mean a video game that allows us to actually explore these places, at least partially. Asshai, Yi-Ti, Sothoryos (including Yeen), the ruins of Valyria, the ancient Rhoynar cities, the shadow lands and the Stygai. There's so much cool shit in Essos and beyond that could be expanded on and explored.

Tyrion’s eunuch joke in episode 1 was pretty good

Its just a bunch of goatfuckers really

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HOES MAD
HOES MAD
HOES MAD
HOES MAD
HOES MAD

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Yes, I watched a few videos to see.
>"I thought he was her dad."
>"That's his niece, right?"
>"Oh I forgot they were related,"

I can’t cause it’s the worst.

living in cities built by eldritch gods and shit tho

When fatman dies and someone inherits the IP they will whore it out for even more games than it already has and go buck wild adding lore. You will probably be in luck eventually.

Since when did they have Deathwing on their side?

Sam? Do you mean Bran?

It's too early to make judgment yet. Ep 1 was acceptable buy EP 2 was horrendous.

WE

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Crusader Kings 2: A Game of Thrones mod, already done

>city of the winged men
>asshai and stygai
>ib
>the thousand islands
>yi ti and its five forts
>bonetown

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thats a legit battle tactic.

I'll be a little more clear, I'm not talking about grand strategy, I'm talking story driven third or first person RPG set in Essos or Westeros.

Honestly, I hate the assassin's creed open world format but it would fit perfectly in a GoT style setting.

>actually explore these places

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She hapsburg royalty descended?

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>Ep 1 was acceptable
I CAN SHOW YOU THE WORLD
SHINING, SHIMMERING, SPLENDID
TELL ME, NEPHEW, NOW
WHEN DID YOU LAST LET YOUR HEART DECIDE

You are now in charge of all my future battle strategies.

>Theon teleported from kings landing to winterfell in a few hours

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what season was this show last good

Dialogue was leagues better than in ep2

Season 3

i swear to fucking god if this "golden company waits to attack winterfell after they defeat the army of the dead" shit is true, and ANOTHER army has teleported across westeros, I don't think I will be able to contain my anger anymore.

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>Game of Thrones but Daenerys looks like an albino version of this

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it's never been good, but i still like it

just embrace the clown show

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Dogs can defeat ironborn

divorce when?

Obvious containerion. Name 2 movies you deem good

Wrong again. The greyjoys fled because they realized theon wasn't worth fighting for

> I'd like to see a barristan the bold anthology of all his famous exploits
>GoT capeshit basically

>containerion
wat

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Luckily for you some beautiful spergs created GoT mods for Mount and Blade. World of Ice and Fire and Clash of Kings. You can play story driven or sandbox based on either the show or the books. Armor is true to the show. All characters in the show/book, no matter how minor, are included. They even made the battlefields based on actual locations in the book/show. The combat/strategy is better than the base game. The diplomacy system is great. Essos and Westeros are included. I think it's better than any game anyone could make based on GoT tbqh.

heres what my legit predictions are

-Golden Company will attack after Night King is dead but the Targaryens will still win
-Most of the main characters with redemption arcs will survive (Hound, Jaime, Jorah)
-Cersei will retreat to King's Landing
-Melisande will burn the city
-We will never see any of the forgotten D&D chars

Calm down, Preston.

What are some locations we never got to see in the show that you guys wish we had?

For me, it's White Harbor, the Karhold, more of Oldtown (the high tower), Sunspear, Lannisport, Storms End and Asshai

Also, since white harbor is the largest city in the north, did they evacuate? Imagine the thousands of people that live there evacuating to tiny winterfell, they wouldn't fucking fit, especially with all the armies n shit there now.

After securing the contract they wouldn't travel to kings landing, they'd move as close as possible to where they're going to fight

The true king, Azor Jon

Based Kit

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one thing to keep in mind, the golden company only takes contracts if they know they can win

what are they going to do when they learn that the Targaryen army is fighting a undead army? Will they still go there to fight?

>melisandre will burn the city

Nah, Melisandre's only purpose left in the story is with Jon. Her only real relationships with any of the remaining characters are Jon and Davos. Obviously Davos wants her dead, and Jon was resurrected by her (through the lord of light) and Melly still has a fire burning inside of her, and knows she is destined to die in Westeros. She is all about prophecy, and she knows that with Jon's resurrection that he is the prince that was promised, the one she was supposed to follow, not Stannis. Her faith was restored after this and she will sacrifice herself to defeat the night king for Jon, and Jon will fulfill his duty to execute her if he ever saw her again.

Not sure if they evacuated but White Harbor is supposed to be souther then Winterfell, isn't it? Meaning if the army of the dead are at Winterfell, they wouldn't have been attacked yet

Based Tyrion for taking that picture

D&D aren't smart writers they're just making Cersei mimic the mad King storyline and are going to have the fire priests burn the city

I guess they might not fight when they get there, but the golden company is supposed to be the most reliable sellswords around

it's good but not really for exploration
finding new gear/types of soldiers for the first time is fun but the quests are shit and the cities/castles are (understandably) desolate

It's not even smart writing man, it's already been foreshadowed for multiple seasons now. It's occam's razor, the azor jon plot is a pretty basic and common theory that has existed since the first book was released.

Why do people call it teleporting just because several episodes weren't spent showing their journey? There could be months passing in the show world but it's edited to what we see.

Manderley scenes in the book were GOAT
> Frey pie
> the granddaughter speech about the north
> murdering guys at the siege of winterfell

>There could be months passing in the show world but it's edited to what we see.
The problem is the audience doesnt know that, it feels like a day or two.

she looks like a man (male)

Cersei has no army though, there's no one to force them to do anything

As long as you understand. Why do you care if some people don't?

the rape episode with sophie

>hidden dragon
>crouching sam

They're paid to fight

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Jon+Dany = Azor

It's just a shame that so much has to be cut for the sake of a tv series... I really with the northern conspiracy stuff wasn't, it would have been far more interesting than what we got.

all the political intrigue evaporated the moment cersei blew up the sept in season 6, and even before that it was mostly gone, and never really existed in the northern plot.

>His character is already past all the "muh castle xD" shit
He will understand the real castle was the friends he made along the way

FETCH THE THREAD STRETCHER

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Season 6 was better than season 5.
> hold the door
> BotB
> Daenerys burns the khals alive
> Cersei bombs the sept
> Jon/Sansa reunion
It's a reviled season because Tyrion is reduced to an administrator, the Arya vs waif arc is boring, Kings Landing under Westerosi ISIS rule is stupid and nothing really happens as far as the factions fighting for the iron throne "playing the game of thrones" are concerned. Still better than S5 and some episodes better than S4.

Someone leak the fucking episode, I'm bored.

1. Karl Fookin Tanner
First of his name, Clubfoot Karl, fookin legend of Gin Alley. Drinker of wine out of the skull of Jeor fookin Mormont. Taker of any Knight, anytime. Caller outer of ugly little cunts who look like a fookin ballsack.

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>>responsible for Ned's imprisonment
Not a crime in fact it was his Judy by law.

>>left Sansa with Ramsey knowing full well what would happen
Not a crime. he gave Sansa away legally, her and Ramsey where wed legally. Should every man in Westeros that wed his daughter to a man that treated her badly be executed?

>>tried to divide Sansa from her kin and people
Not a crime.

>>killed Lady Aran
No prove or evidence. Sansa herself would be an accomplice for lying.

>>tried to have Bran killed
No Prove or evidence.

None of these are warrant for execution and even so it's very out of character for LF to not want a trail by combat or to take the black.
Keep in mind he is a lord married into an esteemed house.

Nigger detected.

It can be understood, but isnt adequately portrayed on screen

GRRM literally told the showrunners to do this

>openly admitted to plotting to steal the the throne for himself at any costs
>admits to killing king joffrey
>admitted to killing LORD arryn and framing the lannisters
everything else is just icing on the cake

>no proof or evidence.

Except Sansa was the judge, she was the lady of Winterfell. She had the highest authority in that castle and so it fell to her to give the King's justice (in this case Jon Snow's)
And if she considers Bran's visions to be admissible, then they are.
Tyrion almost got murdered on the word of Robert Arryn because there was nothing the kid would have heard that would convince him not to send Tyrion flying.
And who would doubt the word of Ned Stark's song at any rate.

rat

There are no actual laws or legal procdures in GoT. Power comes from others acknowledging your power. Security comes from others providing you security. Littlefinger fucked with the Starks, the most powerful northern family. His power comes from his own house ( which is just some little shitty coastal town) and Arryn which is run by a guy that hates Littlefinger and a 10 year old retard. His 'trial' was a sham. He was going to get whacked eventually because he was pissing off too many people. Sansa just did what everyone was thinking.

based

/pol/ is for zoomers who think they outgrew minecraft and unemployed boomers

More thread, your Grace?

Is Arya now the greatest swordsman in Westeros according to canon?

>a general vs some faggots random thread
I wonder

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aaggh.... Davoooos....heeelp..... new threaad.....

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Manderley is fucking fantastic. He's as honorable as Eddard, but smart enough to play the long game and as ruthless as the Boltons. Even Ramsay never went as far as to cannibalize his enemies.

So
Pol is for everybody?

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4 months nofap vs. relapsed

>pol and their racism
I’m not the biggest fan of that place, but not every person on pol is a white supremacist. There’s commies, libertarians, people that support democrats like Yang, etc; just the type of people that would be lumped with Nazis unfairly due to stupid people like you.