Times you acted like Kylo Ren?

Times you acted like Kylo Ren?

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fucked this fat britoid slag, got an std

When I got angry and went at my dad at 16. Pushed him into the cupboard, he came back with a haymaker I ducked and just threw everything I had in one of my own and hit him square the chin. He fell back into the cupboard again and crumbled to the floor.

I felt like David just beat goliath because I was a skinny kid and my dad was a big manly man. I'm pretty sure my mom and sister were even impressed

One time my mom gave me some tenders but they were bbq sauce instead of mild buffalo. I fucking shrieked at her bitch ass stupid bitch

I don't recall ever having a time when I got the urge to put my face in a wood chipper.

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Who thought that poofy Farah fawcett hair was a good idea in the TFA? Say what you want about Rian but if he did one thing right was fixing kylo's look

He's American

so am i

Kicked ass when I was Menasor's left leg.....

Oh wait, that's when I acted like Wild Rider

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both my grandpa and dad r ded

I woke up to my uncle trying to penetrate me while I was asleep, so I went and shot up my school?

Kylo is the only good part of Nu-Wars and is better than any character in the Prequels. You know it's true and in 10 years you will admit it.

Everyone knows it's true. practically the only real actor in the movies beyond Harrison

I dunno, high school?

i blamed my dad for everything when i was like age 13-15

In battlefront 2 when trash Rey players keep making me walk backwards despite that not being a force ability, and then wail on me when I cant block, which kill me. This puts me into fit of rage which has broken one controller, but I always come back and kick their asses.

There was this crazy bitch at work who got promoted over me, so I stole her favorite necklace and threw it in some abandoned building.

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this one time I knocked over a bunch of shit on my desk and spilled pepsi everywhere

Actually based

Which STD? This matters user.

This sounds like the opening scene of a hot incest porn video

And then you fucked your mom and sister right?

Explosive Sentry the cunt

Based nu friend. We should cyber.

When I took a toilet paper roll off the pin in a public bathroom and stick it back on on the wrong side, inwards.
Don't fuck with me, I'm crazier than pussy Kylo.

Had a better relationship with my grandpa than with my dad.

I went on vacation with a group of friends, male and female. The girl I liked spurned my advances so when everyone went out to the pool I teabagged my cock and balls into her jug of cordial that was in the fridge. Watching the girl drink it later that day was the hottest revenge I've ever had. It still makes me diamonds to this very day thinking about it.

Will probably happen when I invite girls to go to Galaxy's Edge with me and they all say no

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It looked good. I mean, he still looks good, but there was nothing wrong with his hair in TFA. He looked like a Prince.

I like this one girl so I kept staring at her for minutes. Didn't do shit.

I was kimo

Nerf Anakin

and then everybody clapped

>better than any character in the Prequels
>better than obi-wan and qui-gon
>better than mace
>better than dooku
>better than jango
holy cringe

One time I woke up after having a bad dream and woke up to my uncle getting ready to swing a baseball bat to my head. Overpowered him and he ran away. last I heard he was hiding out on some island.

Give Maul the ability to block!

When my moms bought me Malt O Meal Fruity Dyno Bites instead of Post Fruity Pebbles. I almost killed her.

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Rylo is so stupid not even im as faggy as him