/ALITA/

I'd fuck Alita if you know what I mean.

>screwing up the joke this bad
It's "FEED alita" dipshit

go to bed, fren.

Get some sleep friend

Thank you for the wholesome

Those early scenes of wonder and discovery just wouldn't work if Iron City were a grimdark cyberpunk hellscape. The movie doesn't beat you over the head with how dire a place it is.

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>come here because comfy hours
>nothing is comfy
Guess I'll leave and go to bed.

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Walking through Iron City. See this. What do?

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>no "please be healed" posts

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Can someone please photoshop her face in? Like, show the face but leave the head scarf please? I need it to get my friends to buy alita when it comes out

Tell Ido

Not so fast. I will be trolling your dreams sweetie. See you soon.

Kill myself, probably.

be the change you want to see, user.

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That is scarily close to being canon.

...then post them. Nothing is stopping you.

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Assault and subdue them both. Rape and kill her while he watches. Then rape and kill him. Take any credits I find on them. Move on.

She's a teenage girl you sick pedophile

That's not how Islam works infidel.

It's interesting though, this specific VFX shot was not in the final film, where her eyes are already closed and they slowly move in to kiss. Extended scene possibly?

Can someone make a fat alita please?

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>trolling my dreams
Welcome to my hell, I hope you enjoy your stay

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>300 year old teenager
Your retarded.

But... I don't feel good making them myself. I don't deserve to.

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>Your retarded.
Not that user, but oh the irony.

Take your meds psycho.

But why? You're good enough to make them. Stop feeling down about yourself.

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I NEED ALITA WITH HIJAB TO GET MY MUSLIM FRIENDS TO BUY IT !!!!!

>Fatlita
That's kinda hot actually.

No I'm not.

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She's technically still a teenage girl you dumb faggot

Fuck Islam.

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Cosplay alita best alita

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Please be healed by floof.

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Thanks.

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I wish the creator of alita wasnt an autistic reyard and i wish he had made a full season anime
FUCKING BASTARD

Is this a common japanese trope?

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No one wants this.

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Now we have autistic boatman and based Mexican making a trilogy. They're finishing the mission for him.

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Her actress is like fucking 30 god damn retard

Yeah is good, they are based.
I just love the animeand i wish it was 12 hours long

someone ordered the floof?

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We can make it as comfy as we need.

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Don't worry fren

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>just wouldn't work if Iron City were a grimdark cyberpunk hellscape
well it's not really a hellscape and neither the movie or comic are THAT grimdark. There's a lot of silly things going on too. Grimdark is living in the underhive of a hive city in 40k. Or on Nostramo. People live and die and there's crime. Life goes on and things become normal. Iron City can be two totally different places during the day and at night. Also, it's huge. There may be worse off districts and less horrible ones. I'd assume an area with a cybermechanic like Ido is probably one of the 'nicer' areas. pic related makes Iron City sound like a preschool.

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I can still see you!
I'm waiting for you user

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No worries fren, I usually do the heal posting but went afk for a bit, and am about to go to sleel. So the bread better stay healed and get comfy.

And yes maximum floof was ordered.

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Human alita

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>300 years old
>is "technically" a teenager
no

I want to just hug the heck out of her.

user! WATCH YOUR MOUTH!

FUCK HER AND HER FUCKING SINGING VOICE i swear to fuck i hate her so much

Please don't look at me directly.

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I guarantee sometime between now and the end of the movie trilogy a Gunnm reboot anime will be made and it will look like absolute CGI garbage. Probably by Wit (Attack on Titan) since they're part of Kodansha.

>SMILE HARDER

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Hello new bread. Please be healed by Arita's puffy grumpy chubby cheeks.

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id rather watch her mouth if you know what i mean

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respect to that autistic reyard for entrusting ONLY JC with his baby.

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I want to dress up my girlfriend as Alita and make out with her. I am worried how she will react when I ask her about it. Does dressing her up as Alita to make out with her seem weird?

Shes hot

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*poke*

i-is this good enough a-user?

S-stop it.

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watch what about it? Doing this?

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Dont tell her is alita
Just say that you have a think for leather or latex.
Or just buy her the alita outfit just saying you think is hot.

If you dont mention alita she wont be jealous

Hey, what's your problem?

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if you did this you would easily be the new 'comparing his gf's eyes to Alita's' meme so go for it dude.

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read that in alita's concerned voice

Why are you doing this to me?

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So, we are dubbing the whole film, correct? I have the entire summer off, besides work, so I can make all the time I want to do the editing.
namefagging so you know it's me

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not exactly

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I like you

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Very nice

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based digits
i recorded some miscellaneous stuff for one lined characters a while ago from memory but it's easier when there's a script to go off of

Based dubs and yes of course we're dubbing the whole thing.

I know what you're doing and you better not finish that if you value your life.

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Reminder
The alita statue is not for lewd. After last thread you need a reminder.

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lol it still has the insta icon from when I screenshotted it. If any anons can find the actual pics please post them!

How about some comfy stories user:
pastebin.com/MmxqLH5b
pastebin.com/89smGRKs
pastebin.com/pqZ8uwTz
pastebin.com/j3TNTFiV
I love you lots!

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There is nothing lewd about casual sex you prude.

forgot to add the other two in that set.

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She still needs a home

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please, i only finish it when there's a good caption attached

i'd never lewd the statue, but i think i'd have to use plenty of hot glue to put it together

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I have them on a back up drive. Should I find them?

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anytime I see that first pic I treat it like a bomb with a 10 second fuse.

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I'd use my hot splooge to glue it together.

>I heard you were writing lewd of my daughter writrfag
>I think we need to come to an understanding

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>full season anime
James Cameron has had the rights to any anime adaptation since the late '90s that's why there aren't any more OVA episodes

Who is this semon demon?

Proto-Alita.

who dis

...how old are you

That's Jessica Alba you zoomer
Go watch Sin City

STOP SHITTING UP THE THREAD WITH LEWD POSTING YOU FUCKING DEGENERATE TROLL SCUMBAGS!!!

You ain't seen shit yet old man.

Old enough to be in the Army when Dark Angel aired.

Is that really the reason? I was told the creator sperged out and hated the anime movie

Sassy VA is freaking out. Post more lewds

I don't know why they didn't make more originally but Cameron bought the rights to anime and live action adaptations like 5 years after the OVA was made

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va doesn't flip her shit over that dumb dumb. But pls stop posting it anyway because it's extremely retarded and gay.

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>MmxqLH5b
>not including the gem from last thread

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A better question is who is this
>"help user, I'm stuck"
>"N-no, awaitt, what are you d-doing"
>s-stop it, I love Hugo"

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I just want the ERP to stop. It's outright embarrassing.

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What ERP?

Who is this and why does she keep showing up here

I wish I knew how to paint. I can only opperate printerz

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Still doesn't look like alita bro

the chad Alita

ALITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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user has a crush on that porn girl and tries to convince everyone she looks like alita

She's... Indian now?

THIS IS THREAD #422
THIS IS THREAD #422
THIS IS THREAD #422
THIS IS THREAD #422
THIS IS THREAD #422
THIS IS THREAD #422
THIS IS THREAD #422

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But user I didn't write that so I can't take credit for it. It touched a lot of nerves though so props to whoever did.

i'd want the figure but i haven't painted since i was a child so i'd rather it go to a talented user that can really bring it to life

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Cheers Todd

I wish i could 3D print. But im really good at painting.
Those arent my pics. Just pics online.

Painting is easy. Very easy. Just takes a little practice and takes a nail or needle for the small details like the eyes

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I don't get the Brosnan meme about fat women

The key to painting is to get a good good brush. And be patient. Hair is easy. Clothing is easy.
Face you need a little nail for the lines

>999
lol; photos of his wife getting progressively heavier through their marriage lined up nicely as he began smiling like a madman more and more. Thus, the architect was born.

He made his wife fat and looked happier the fatter she got

Well, I know you chaps like doll Alita more than crazy bitchlita.

But guess what? That bod is in pieces and it's never coming back! How's that?

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lol Brosnan you madman

there's tons of pro-level model painters out there open to commission. Painting a figure that big and mostly detail free would be a cake walk.

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I mean, he looks happy enough... right?

the man knows what he wants

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If anyone wants it just send an email. Its 60 bucks (cost of parts and filament) plus shipping. Its about a foot and a half tall.

[email protected]

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I'm sure most of you have seen it already but jesus christ the tension is insane, how do her castmates stand her???
youtube.com/watch?v=Xl2Obd_2IKw&feature=youtu.be
also Rosa is so nice and sweet c:

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>ywn have a Rosa friend

I might eventually. I hope to find you months from now. I cant right now
What is it made of and how much is shipping?

I never cared for rosa but im starting to fall in love with her.
What the fuck is happening to me.

Are we back to comfy status?

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35%.

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Rosa is genuine and cute and she's been through so much. That's why we love her

Hot damn the stunt coordinator was a bartender. Footguy did the same thing with that new zealand stunt actor.

You need to spend more time on /fit/. Or actually, don't.

>Watch Doc Ido’s review of Ido’s Journal
>”Watching Alita’s body dismembered on the floor was like living my daughter’s death all over again”
FEELS

>she's been through so much.
Yeah, is her history true?
Respectable shit if it is.

I just like how genuine and personable she is. Plus she's a dork and it's impossible for it not to bleed out into Alita.
getting there, fren. Comfyposting isn't a spectator sport.

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>she's been through so much

Wat????

These are the Final Nights, right Alitans?
>113495142
I appreciate your appreciation.
>113504781
There's a kinda Alita themed "ASMR" ambient sounds video
youtu.be/892xa1J5vWU
Healed and Alitapilled
Thread OST: youtu.be/e5n8w9m-yco

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She was homeless at 15 and it took her a very long time to break in to the insular world of Hollywood

Final nights? Of course not. We're not going anywhere.

Shipping should be cheap if its in the US.

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Basically, Alita was her life pretty much.
Minus Hugo.
Hugo a bitch.

>These are the Final Nights, right Alitans?
waht? We're goin' NOWHERE. We've got 999 threads of playtime still.

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I wish you have have made smaller figures. I don't have much room at the moment.

ay what's wit all dish Hugo bashin' eh? He's a good kid lay off will ya?

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Excuse you.
Zapan is the Bitch.

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And goddamn did she do well with it. We love Rosa!

This Keean still needs a mustache

>even andro-Rosa is cute

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nah he just needs a gold chain

Alita is a super-stimulant for the male brain
>big eyes
>qt 3.14 personality
>constant smiling
>lots of emotion

Alita is a drug. The amount of dopamine you get when you empathize with Alita, or when you watch the movie, is many times that when you talk to the common western thot.

This is simular to how eating icecream is a super stinulant compared to eating an orange. Just as the icecram is many times more sweat due to it being designed to be very tasty, Alita was designed to be any times more attractive then modern females.

I just want to hug her.

So the history of women can end here?
Iron fist full of tears.

she'd hug you back if she could, user.

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INCEL

HUgo is actually a bad guy that puts Alita in danger

Nova says that Alita isn't Alita's real name. That might hint at Yoko still being a part of Alita's past. But then we see Alita going up the pipe to Zalem with other Berserkers and she doesn't look or behave much like Yoko who was fucking scary. In fact she looks really young and inexperienced. But we also see Alita's bloodthirstiness in combat, which ought to be Yoko peeking through, but it isn't?

sup Rosa

i agree

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>Ywn pick up Rossa off the street, give her a shower, and eat oranges with her
>ywn make her fall in love with you by giving her a second chance at life

Why even live

>In fact she looks really young and inexperienced.
depending on how the movie expands on it, that may have been her only experience in combat.

Alita manages to put herself in danger even without Hugo's help. She is "drawn to conflict" after all

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Do you think that some creepy caster or producer took advantage of Rossa's desire to get into Hollywood?

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Reminder that Alita was built to be an emotionless killer machine, a war weapon destined to subjugate Earth's government NOT to be your waifu

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She made Alita for YOU!

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>zapan's expressions throughout this webm

He really is just a jerk

literally never puts her in danger once; what are you talking about?

One name and I'll ruin him.

speaking of Zapan expressions, does somebody have a gif/webm/pic of Zapan smirking as he's watching Alita and Hugo ride off right before Motorball? ONE BIG COIN AS BOUNTY FOR THIS TASK.

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But user, it's not what you're built for. It's who you choose to be.

>implying you would not help her destroy (((Jeru-Zalam))) and win over her heart

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Lol no and they might not have gone after a Latina actress in the first place
Now that Harvey Weinstein's out you don't see Jennifer Lawrence in anything decent

Honestly not to get psychoanalytical here but I understand why Rosa might be clingy RE that restraining order claim since she probably has some serious struggle with abandonment after her teen years. Poor girl it really sucks

What an interesting coincidence.
And then suddenly we have talent rising to the top (Rosa).
How very very odd...

Judge tossed the order out as soon as it went to court. Her ex was being extremely petty.

Agreed and she didn't do anything crazy either she just hid his Xbox and car keys after they broke up

Blu ray is coming soon bro. We will get a bunch of new alitanons

and I'd help her subjugate Earth. MARS DOMINION OVER TERRA.

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>Honestly not to get psychoanalytical here but I understand why Rosa might be clingy RE that restraining order claim since she probably has some serious struggle with abandonment after her teen years. Poor girl it really sucks

Hey don't make me sad so late at night

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And then locked him in the house with her. Then, she tied him up on the bed and made him promise not to run away. After she used her cyborg strength to--

Wait. This might be MY fantasy...

This feel

If I become a millionaire and can date movie stars I will get a Rossa gf

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i did a whole analysis a couple threads ago about his expressions in this scene, it's just so perfect

Do you think rosa prostituted herself???

> you will never go back in time and save cutie rosa from the streets and give her a home in exchange for her love

I doubt Rosa cares at all about how much money you have

please tell me theyre making a part 2 live action movie

No, it'll be a flipbook.

I would take that bra off with my teeth given the chance.

I can not stand this feel
Poor Rossa

Maybe we should drive around looking to invest in qt 3.14 homeless girls. It could be a good investment, like looking for semi-fat girls at the gym

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It's a little surprising to see her wearing one

Nope, cancelled.
been awhile since this original picture was posted

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no, it's going to be a coloring book, sorry.

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Go on...

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Definitely.
Look up who produced her first movie and you have your guy

Imagine all the orbiters she gets. You need money to have a reason to talk to her.

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The sequel isn't happening unfortunately. Alita flopped hard and lost money. Disney is picking up the rights for an animated series luckily. They are gonna release it on the new Disney streaming service when it launches.

Maybe Michael Bay will do it. He's friends with Cameron.

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where's your source

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>Being this wrong

I've been away from these threads for a couple of weeks. I don't know how to feel about these still going on.

Anyways, whatever relevant thing did I lost?

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Would a TV Series count?

Can we can Elon to fund a live action sequal? At least tell me Rossa is voicing Alita in the animated series.

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I would hate a tv series. I would rather it die than become a straight to netflix show.

You've missed quite a bit. I'm still around, still making OC's. There's actually been lots of good content in your absence. Stick around if you want.

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but I understand why Rosa might be clingy RE that restraining order claim

RE?
explain bud

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anyone find any good Alita tshirts?
I want one and the official fox ones are... okay

I JUST KEEP FALLING IN LOVE OVER AND OVER
FUCK THIS GAY EARTH

REgarding, often used in emails and documents

Yes. Whoever hired her for a tv show was inside her butt.....
Sad but true

what Peaches said. All of the other namefags are still producing too. We still have periods of hyperactivity and then quieter days but overall I think we're still going strong. Blurays confirmed late-June, so around then we'll be hitting #999 and getting a surge of activity as naysayers see it and join the herd and we update all of our OC.

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Thanks frend

Some day, /ALITA/!

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>Rossa
>s
this is bothering me more than it should

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>Jager
>Get the fucking Ruger

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what the clutter fucking hell world is this im in? how does transformers and other dogshit make trillions but no one goes to see pure kino like Alita? fuck life

Welcome back friend. I know what you mean. You leave for a bit because it all feels so silly and arbitrary. And you step in to the real world again but the community and shared value here is always existing in the background. The way I figure it, everything is kind of silly in life regardless, so I like spending time with people who share the same things that I do especially when the vibes are positive. Stick around if you want. We're always happy to see you

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Maybe I'll find a translator at my college. Autistically go up to them and ask them to translate it for a friend.

I will stand with alita in the presence of evil and trolling.
I will fight all the trolls for our girl

Okay, almost had me going, Rosa. Good one.

Rossa is Italita

Why..... why........why......why.....

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If only you knew just how bad things were

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or huh, use one of those moon runes recognition apps that surely exist

Women felt threatened by alita.
Legit, this happened. And when it came out girlfriends did not allow their men to watch it. Then capeshit and captain marvel killed it.

Also the big eyes freaked out normies.

I tried that and it only works for like one line at a time

Hey frend...the producer made me swallow... :(

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blessed dubs

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Even anime autistic people in my class were off put by the eyes. I only had an issue with it during the very first trailer when i saw it in theaters, but as i soon found out cameron and rodriguez were invovled and the fact that it's anime i got interested. i was even a bit sad the movie was pushed to a later release date.

Me and another user got this off of redbubble

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Thank you. I must admit that these threads are really something else.
I'm happy in seeing you again, Peaches. I hope college is going okay.
So they confirmed the Blurays. Anything related to the sequels?

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Surely there has to be a asian user in one of these boards that can translate this for you.

Sequel no confirmation yet, but they're more than likely ramping up something, given the amount of support the film has been getting on social media. Robert Rodriguez just tweeted about the man who saw Alita 119 times in China. 20th Century Fox has posted on weibo about the hardcore fans in China organizing screenings. They know people love the movie.

yeah that's not accurate. Alita struggled due to
>1. bought and paid for critics
>2. minimal marketing
>3. basically unknown IP, unknown cast
>4. made by Hollywood rengades
>5. wisely delayed until Feb but still had to contend with CM which had a marketing budget the size of Alita's ENTIRE budget and then some.
all of the SJW whining was done by people who would whine about ANY movie. Then stupid twitter retards co-opted it into some political bs and that soured the perception of some easily swayed dummies. pic unrelated

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Who has sexier tits? Alita? or Rosa?

You need to write a story about an user getting to meet Alita for real. He try to go out with her but end up getting rejected in disgust, worse, getting friendzoned by Alita.

Ahhhhhh the sweet suffering. It's like being given the cake then have it taken away in the last second.

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Frens, Rosa doesnt lurk her so this cant be true...right?

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I'm always around for a chat if you want between my story writing an uni work!

The first trailer had weird creepy big eyes.
The second trailer had them scaled down a little bit.

Over time as more ads showed up the more i got used to it. Now i love her

Alita, that's just cold.

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what user said. When the merger happened, their social media went dark for a while. They've been active as a way to gauge fan interest I'm guessing. And boy are they getting attention now.

The eyes were horrible. Huge mistake. Sad.

... But why do you want to make poor anons sad? Haven't they suffered enough?
Ok but it's definitely going to be a a bad dream.

I wish we alita fans had a forum to go when this is all over.

I didn't scale down the eyes, I made them bigger.

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I've bought a few '99' shirts, and one Kansas Bar shirt

God I just wanna suck Rosa's dick so hard.

shitposting getting EXTRA lazy

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James Cameron is a genius

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I wonder what the rest of the film looked like with the top pic.

same

We anons are born to suffer.

To think of it I did had an interesting Alita releated dreams. Very interesting scenario. I'll tell you about it next time I see you in the thread.

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Holy fuck it's always amazing to me how right he was

Well the movie opened on valentines day and i remember women not wanting to go see it.
I recall women on twitter mocking her and posting mocking gifs.

It might not look like but women were part of the reason it flopped

I have a few other shots of it

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It's interesting, for some shots, they went further than fixing the eyes, they reshaped her jawline, changed up some facial expressions to look slightly more human, etc. And added more color.

The top one looks like they were uncertain about her unusual appearance and were trying to find a middle-ground. The bottom one embraces it confidently and looks so much better for it.

>women are the problem
/pol/ is right again

Try to not make it an reader insert fic. Masochism is going a little too far.

When it comes to movies, /pol/ is pretty much always right.

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you guys do realize plenty of women liked this movie right?

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This scene was so sad. That was fucked up what he did. Why did Ido sexual abuse Alita then tell her she deserved it?

When can I buy this on dvd????

Don't

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shouldnt this thread be on Yea Forums?

FUCKING WE WISH WE KNEW M8

June most likely

Women with dicks maybe. Average women hated it though. Alita was too much of a whore for most women I hear. It makes no sense but whatever I guess its clown world or some shit.

no

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Is it true that manga Ido was a pervert that only want to keep Alita as cute doll daughterfu (aka. pet)?

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low effort shitposters deserve no (yous). Starve them.

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Yes kind of but they don't make him seem like a pervert

Did you see how she was dressed at home? Half the time she was naked. She was asking for it tbqh. Ido just gave her what she was asking for really.

where do these ESLs come from? hoping new bread is comfier than THAT

I have a confession to make. Alita no longer does it for me. My kino is now Cobra Kai. Please understand.
However! It would be cool if someone edited Alita into this webm to create synthesis between two things I love.

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new banner if anyone wants to use it for next bread

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I guess i will look up all the tweets from women shitting on the trailers
It will take me a while. Ill have it ready for tomorrow.
VA user if this is you. This is nothing against you. But most women online seemed to hate it

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>where do these ESL's come from
'straya

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Somebody has the " Do It For Her " meme but with Alita pictures ?

If not, here is the template

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Cobra Kai is great. user it's ok to love lots of things. Your heart has unlimited space in it. Come back to Alita whenever you need at the feeling is there for you waiting.

If Alita butt flexible nanotechnology why she make painful face during buttsex?

Why did these colors get associated with Alita?

I have no idea, but the colors compliment each other well

I think Ido fucked the unused body of his daughter after his wife left.
Alita confirmed not a virgin.

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I'm pretty sure Thread Man helped someone with a OC and used them
Also made an OC

It wasn't me
I agree tho, most of my female friends liked the film

Not pain. Hate and shame.

You are sick fuck

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Colors of the hanbok Rosa wore in a Korean talk show she was a guest star on

based on this image maybe

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They were originally attached to the cute interview which RR and Rosa and co did for the promos in Korea(?)

who bakin that bread

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reposting amazing fan art from earlier

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Perfect !

This, Thread man helped with this and someone redid it

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why is she so fucking smug

redone version

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THREAD MAN MADE THE BACKGROUND ON IT
AND THREAD MAN MADE ANOTHER ONE AS WELL

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You can flap the pig ears with the buttons her hands are on and she said she could flap the ears at any cute guys she sees

YES, EXACTLY

Damn, Has thread man coined Vamplita AND pink and blue for /alita/?

Now you know where Alita gets it from

Ill do a collage of hate.

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Thread man is a good man

>last image
>that

You prick.

thread man is also COMPLETELY INSANE

Nope, I get it.

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goofyAlitasmile.png

>image limit reached
SOMEONE MAKE A NEW BREAD REEEEEE!

Is someone going to call it or should I just do it

that's as good as calling it fren.

>Thanks Peaches!

How?? It told me limit was reached! Fuckin black magic.

So this is how /ALITA/ general ends? Some squabbling over next OP then nothing happens. How sad.

BREAD FOR THE BREAD GOD

You were saying?