>Most OP hero is female
>North aryan god becomes a fat slob and gives up his throne to a black female
>Iron man's GF is now iron woman
>Muh all female sequence
>Wakandaaaa
>Old white captain america gives his blessing to new black captain
On a scale of 1 to pozzed, how cucked is Marvel now?
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>now
the comics have been cucked for years and it is now bleeding into the movies.
>caring about capeshit
have sex
this is mental illness
>bitching about asgardians of the galaxy
based retardo
the next phase is going to go full woke mode, this was the gateway. Best thing is to consider the MCU ended with a surprise ending with infinity war, thanos retiring to his farm.
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Boomer Thor was the best part of the movie
have sex
have sodomy
Besides throwing the mug at the ground in the terrible Thor 1, why are his quips cringy?
boomer Thor is the best thing that ever happened to Marvel. Try to prove me wrong.
They cant even keep established power levels consistent. We saw Thor nearly 1 shot thanos when he had all the stones, then we saw him decapitate thanos when he had no stones, yet t the end when they fight him when he has no stones thor cant do shit.
don't mind if I do
ok, listen /pol/
1) Thor offered her the throne in Ragnarok, told her straight up he didn't want it.
2) Iron Man is dead, good for Pepper
3) and they got BTFO, like the guys did too
4) and? Every hero/franchise got a moment, why are you pointing out black panther?
5) and is the new black captain a patriot? If yes, then I don't care. My only problem with captain america was he was seriously anti-usa in the later MCU movies. If the black captain is a pro-usa captain then it's a good thing.
/pol/ ruins everything.
>this kills the marvel franchise
tbf, neither could CM
You forgot the part where captain marvel save Spider-Man and all the girls stand together like girl power making the whole scene look so awkward.
>literally every character in the series gets a fanservice moment
>WTF THEY DIDN'T LYNCH BLACK PANTHER AND SPITROAST CAPTAIN MARVEL FUCK THIS ONIONS SHIT
Now that's a proud cuck
I just read wuxia novels now. The Chinese know what's up
polbabies seething, the future is female
have
I was disappointed with the lack of "WA-KANDA FOREVER"
> still most powerful
> lol... "throne."
> there are only like 20 fuckers left and at least 2 of them aren't fucking Asgardian
> Mayor
>Low IQ capeshitter can't into symbolism
Sometimes I forget Yea Forums is one of the stupidest board on this site
It's a good thing Tony is gone because the character will never be associated with phase 4. Does anyone here actually expect phase 4 to be good?
thats >muh all female sequence
In my theater, everyone cheered most for just about everything.
Except when Carol showed up or did anything, then the entire crowd was silent save for one dumb hole cheering and applauding.
No... and it's why we got no credits teaser.
literally only one woman cheered during that scene. The rest of the crowd (a packed crowd mind you) was silent.
Yes, the woke shit will fail, and they will be forced to crossover X-Men characters into the MCU to bring it back to life, X-Men vs Avengers will happen
Imagine the media and "fan" uproar if they had turned Scarlet Widow into fat alcoholic.
1) It was just as bad in Ragnarok
2) Why?
3) Captain Mrvel is the only character to take a hit by thanos and smuggly smirk it off.
4) Fuck Niggers
5) Hes nigger, hes not.
Phase 4 will be the end of the MCU.
Phase 4 ends with = Marvel + X-Men
MCU2: Avengers Reborn
- Iron Man, Hulk, Thor, Pym Ant-Man, Wasp.
- Dr. Strange only one that remembers old MCU
- Fantastic 4 and X-Men exist before Avengers
- white Nick Fury
>Captain Mrvel is the only character to take a hit by thanos and smuggly smirk it off.
and then gets fucking BTFO for being arrogant
I swear you nigs only see what you wanna see
I saw some SJW bitch in full cheap store bought captain marvel costume with her boyfriend. At least she wasn't fat or too gross.
>how cucked is Marvel now
substantially cucked. I wouldn't be surprised if all of their future capeshit flicks go straight to their streaming service instead of the theater. Nobody is going to pay to see grill power or black amerikkkan captain
it could have been interesting to see thor dealing with defeat but it was more or less just used for comedy the entire film which was lame and I feel like cheapened his arc the last several films. I was surprised how they seemed to direct cap marvel to be annoyed with everyone and act bitchy on purpose. There was def some wokeness but it's going to start being at the front in the next few films I think.
This movie was fucking garbage.
I'm glad that MCU is killing itself with bluepills.
white conservatives are so fragile, you people love your victim narrative so much
pathetic
I fucking laughed when that happened. The loud bitch cheering quickly shut up when it happened.
>She can take hits from someone stronger than Hulk and not even blink
Every villain she fights in the future better have a power stone in their pocket.
I have to agree that it's weird how both this series and the new star wars trilogy are basically about white males handing things over to women and minorities. I don't really care I guess, but it does strike me as odd in some way.
Be glad they killed the MCU here with tge OG white male crew so you won't waste money on any more of them.
Thor is already pushing it, marvel is at it's best with more grounded characters and introducing a superman++ seems like a terrible idea.
dilate
This, sadly. Was only a matter of time.
>Make Carol OP
>Have to power her down so she makes sense on a team
>Nuthin' personal shugga
>the next phase is going to go full woke mode
I genuinely hope it does. This is the perfect opportunity for people to check out and I hope Marvel cuts their own throat by making people even less interested in staying on board by doing so
Thor's character was a complete joke and a terrible execution of a good idea (broken hero weighed down by his failure needs the support of his mother to pull through, cries in her arms)
That shit would have been kino if it hadn't been proceeded by all the "lol he's fat, lol fornite" bullshit.
Would have kept the alcoholism though.
>no arguments
your shaming tactics have no power here
>Fortnite is canon to the Avengers universe
>Thanos dabbing in a game is canon to the Avengers universe
Can someone explain to me why Thanos didn't nuke the Avengers compound after the first snap? Even it wasn't "fair" or "random", they were the people who gave him the most trouble during his mission, it wouldn't make sense for him to ignore their existence after the snap, it's sloppy of him to assume they wouldn't find a way to undo what he did. Even if it's because "the mission is over" (though technically through his eyes it shouldn't be) why wouldn't he at the very least hunt down the Avengers who remained alive post-snap?
Or made jokes about her having "America's ass"
God forbid anyone enjoys something, children literally watch the same movies daily for months at a time sometimes. Alec needed to take a chill pill
Trying to win a new customer base. They think that white males will go no matter what. It's how Trump won in 2016.
its just liberal porn, let them have it.
Pepper became rescue I don't see the issue
The world is yours now... see it to be it.
(except it's not and never will be)
*chops thanos head*
OHH MY GOD HE CHOPPED THANOS HEAD AAAHH OOHH
Who cares? The MCU just gave you the perfect jump off point. I'm done with it
>Most OP hero is female
>Thanos outsmarts her and defeats her since she never learned how to fight hand to hand and always just tried to blast people/over power them
I don't even know how they're going to include her in any further Avengers movies without severely nerfing her. Thanos with the infinity gauntlet is pretty much the biggest powerhouse in the comics save for a few exceptions like manifestations of the forces of the universe.
Time travel is such a shit lazy plot device. Although I'm glad they mentioned Quantum Leap.
Following Star Trek.
He destroyed the stones so he probably just assumed there was no possible
way to undo it
Asbergers of the galaxy
She's worse than DCEU Superman. He beat Stepenwolf but at least we've seen him struggle in fights or get his ass kicked. Woever she fights next will have to be 5x stronger than Thanos at least
Oh look it's another alcoholic tranny
>the woke shit will fail,
It would have with Captain Marvel but it clearly didn't. Also Marvel drones are such braindead lemmings they will literally watch anything with the brand on it.
And you only see what you want to see, is she or is she not the only character to take a hit by thanos and smirk it off or not?
Capeshit is actually dead
They got rid of RDJ and replaced him with Captain Cunt, worst decision in casting in my life.
I'm the Spiderman now
Imagine having the gal as a game company to include a character that literally wiped out half of all living beings in the universe five years after it happened. Nowadays it's still considered controversial to include Hitler in a videogame, there are children playing Fortnite in the MCU whose parents, friends and relatives were literally murdered by Thanos.
That movie still had a lot going for it outside of the movie and character itself
Set ups for Endgame
Nick Fury (say what you will, Samuel L Jackson is a draw, even if not top billing).
If they give her a decent side cast maybe she's got a shot but I doubt it.
I mean he beat the fucking hell out of the hulk. He's not just stronger he shitstomped Hulk, without the power stone. No tricks, just straight up whooped his ass, and Carol can eat that literally without blinking. What the fuck is going to be her nemesis?
More like Benedict Cumberbatch.
Dr. Strange will anchor the Nu Avengers.
Brie Larson is an absolute bitch.
She even gave Hemsworth shit for a compliment in an interview. Grade A cunt.
>He beat Stepenwolf but at least we've seen him struggle in fights or get his ass kicked.
Did you see how many hits he took in Man of Steel from the Kryptonians? In the end, he still didn't get a single bruise. Even his outfit and hair remained perfect. It's the same thing in Batman Vs Superman. Wonder Woman gets knocked around by Doomsday, but doesn't get hurt and just laughs as she gets up. It's only when there is kryptonite nearby that Superman can only get hurt. But Captain Marvel has no known weaknesses. No one likes super heroes who are too strong, too invulnerable. It's harder to relate to them. It removes tension when you know they can't get hurt.
Probably magic. I guess scarlet witch would be a tough opponent for her.
>incels complaining about feminazis and fat Thor
>me laughing at the thought of how horrified female fans will be seeing the mighty Thor looking like their husbands now
Thank God captain Mary Sue didn't get the finishing blow and we got iron Man kino instead.
I would pay a lot of money to watch a show where all dialogue is Yea Forums conversations.
To a point where I can only take consolation in Steve getting the fuck away from all that fucking modern garbage and got to suck on Hayley's milkers whenever he wanted instead.
Endgame is the end of the MCU whether Disney wants that or not. I guarantee it.
Superman was hurt in BvS though both by Batman and Doomsday. I will say he should have shown some damage fighting Zod but at least he wasn't smirking at him
>Kills interesting Thanos in the first 10 mins of the film
>Gives us a duplicate Thanos from nearly six years ago with none of the story build up or association with the characters but this one's seen into the future and knows he must wipe out the entire universe to make his plan work woah wow oh no!
>Begins fighting a big CGI battle where neither of the heroes or Thanos have any connection because none of them know each other as they did, so it just becomes a boring punch match of past Thanos vs the Avengers who killed actual Thanos who achieved anything.
Oh also not-Gamora is back as a pseudo time travel clone now for the Galaxy crew I guess? I'm sure we're going to have fun having to watch them rebuild a relationship with that green girl again who shares no history with them.
Who did Chris Hemsworth piss off at Disney?
Paying the whole new cast of minorities and wahmen would be cheaper than paying RDJ, they had to get rid of him.
>I'm sure we're going to have fun having to watch them rebuild a relationship with that green girl again who shares no history with them.
Calling that this is what Guardians 3 is gonna be all about.
She took a hit from thanos and smirked it off, no other character has done that. GO have sex.
CM is an unpopular character with tons of reboots, they can easily give her weaknesses or just not give a shit about powerlevels and have her lose to whatever.
>My only problem with captain america was he was seriously anti-usa in the later MCU movies.
this is the reason he was likeable and even though he is wearing the stupid flag and the stupid name, he actually came across as a good guy trying to do the right thing... whicih in turn is as everyone knows the most unamericunt thing ever.
Will he still be thorbidly obese in Guardians 3? Does it actually nerf his power at all is it just aesthetics?
My complete normie brother and his friend were talking about Brie's "awkward" interviews. I've never complained to them or even let on how much of a cunt I think she is either.
I think RDJ was getting tired of the role. Same with Chris Evans. They both enjoyed the ride but they wanted it to end and not drag things out forever.
Well considering we saw him 1 shot thanos when thanos had all 5 infinity stones, then we saw him decapitate thanos when he had none of them, then when the end fight comes when thanos has no stones Thor cant do anything...So you know its completely consistent...
I don't think it nerfs him that hard, but he doesn't seem as strong as he was before.
I also think he'll get back on the treadmill. The whole reason he got fat was out of depression.
I hope not. Fat drunken Thor was fun the first scene, but it got drawn out for too long.
will you care at all about Guardians 3? Who the fuck cares about Marvel after this movie?
RDJ was done with it by the first Avengers.
>No one likes super heroes who are too strong, too invulnerable.
It depends on the format. There are comedic shows like One Punch Man that derive their entertainment value from story beats that don't revolve around tension and suspense. Avengers isn't a comedy, it mostly plays it straight with quips to lighten the mood.
Former Thanos was also horribly wounded and tired from destroying the stones.
I'm fine that she's stronger than him, he outsmarted her and used the stone to beat her.
Thanos was behind the scenes all the way back to Avengers probably longer, he's known about all of them for years by 2014.
the guardians dynamic is weird as shit now that gamora doesn't even know who they are
I thought it went on for too long as well, but how could they possibly have gotten rid of it? Unless they gave us a time skip and he got fit again.
2 questions gang
1. What happens to the Cap on the timeline OUR Cap decides to grow old in
2. How did Tony easily snatch the stones from Thanos like that
Best time to get off desu... after this the capeshit hype will begin to die and they ended on a high
1. he shits his pants and rubs the doody all over his chest and penis.
2. through the nanobots he had hidden in between the hair around his anus.
>for years
well yeah, technically. He knew about them since 2012 mainly because Stark dropped a bomb in his armada but he has no history with any of them.
Laying around getting hammered for five years straight playing fortnight probably doesn't help out your axe throwing abilities
still,. they were le funny filling episodes while we all waited for Thanos to fuck shit up. Now it's fucking boring to watch them go quipping like retards through space.
>1. What happens to the Cap on the timeline OUR Cap decides to grow old in
nothing, imagine two captains one old and the one we've seen. It was always like this. Kinda. Shhh just eat popcorn
>2. How did Tony easily snatch the stones from Thanos like that
lol nanobots, the whole suit transforms and does shit on a whim, he made the actual big guantlet out of nanobots, so it should be easy as fuck to tell the nanobots to move the stones when he was near/in contact. There's way too many people asking the same retard question even after seen the whole suit transform, auto repair or create random shit/weapons out of other pieces of the suit.
That captain America sequence was worse than the girl power fight sequence
Imagine if he just gets fater and drunker in every new Guardians movie. Probably the only MCU movies I'd be interested in seeing at this point.
I think there were two Caps living at the same time, one that we know through all the MCU and the other living with Peggy.
Tony snatched the stones because his suit and the glove were both made from his nanotech, so we just transferred them over.
Both the new gauntlet and new iron man armor were made of nanomachines which Tony controlled. When he grabbed Thanos' hand he made the stones slide over to him.
Say what you want about Endgame but that brief scene of Cap comboing his shield and Thor's hammer was kickass.
Incels are obssessed over capeshit. Stop giving your money to fucking disney
>Reading wuxia
t.bugman
One Punch Man is subverting the "invincible hero" trope and even then, despite it being called One Punch Man, the actual story focus is on all the people around him and how his presence affects them and makes them grow. Carl Manvers is just "lol, stupid boyz, you can't handle a strong grrrl!" There's no character development for anyone in relation to xer.
Not really. It showed clearly that Thanos with just 1 stone was too much for her. But all the female hero characters being gathered at one place was by far the cheesiest scene in all of MCU. I heard sighs and groans from the audience, even from girls.
So much of this movie was cringe. Ugh.
it's been too long with retards using the same word over and over as a crutch, besides being unfuckable and unlikeable, why do you all try to sound so fucking stupid and unimaginative repeating the same over and over. Gets fucking boring.
The future is female
deal with it.
lol, no, but yeah we need nice big tiddies and round asses where we are going. It would be fucking boring not having something to look at when you ask for a sandwich
I like to think that he was faking how heavy it was because he didn't want to literally steal Thor's thunder.
You can't be "almost worthy". You either are or you aren't. That Cap could move the hammer at all was proof that it was as light for Cap as it was for Thor. He just kept that close to his vest.
Note that he didn't even hesitate in picking it up.
The Thor thing was so fucking stupid. Like yea it was a funny gag at first but turning him into a fat joke the entire movie was awful. Honestly given the circumstances this movie was way to heavy on the comedy
If going back in time takes you to a different branch if time then how was old Captain America still in the primary timeline?
yes the sjw shit is bad, but the real problem was a overall emotional disconnect. All else stems and flows from that basic corporate unfeeling and inhumanity
now anything goes, any alternate timeline spidey can show up, anyone can be Cap, a million protagonists when no one's the main guy you relate to
it became completetly vapid, they didnt send off these characters, they simply killed them in the worst way possible, killing everyone's emotional link to them
the future is trans you cis scum
"i stopped drinking beers for a while, so my superman metabolism made me ripped in about 24 hours, it was a lot of beer"
all these fat fucks in this thread triggered about Thor lmfao go play more Fortnite nerds
Who is the gay character? I saw a clickbait article that said they introduce the first openly gay character.
>they didnt send off these characters, they simply killed them in the worst way possible
Captain America historically and personally a roastie out of his 10/10 first girl for the rest of her life. Steve hit the fucking jackpot and then threw his shield to the first nigger who asked because he no longer gave a single fuck.
Everybody else got killed in the worst way possible.
And Thor even said he "knew it". Thor seeing him "almost" try probably made him sure he could if he wanted.
Must have been confusing for him all those years wondering why the fuck he didn't do shit.
it's a random nameless guy in a support group for post-thanos widowers and shit
Did you hear the dialogue with Falcon holding caps shield? Clearly politically motivated.
i meant "killed" metaphorically, you simply stopped caring for these characters because it's a clusterfuck where nothing matters and has no emotional punch
stark telling his daughter a bedtime story was the best thing in the movie, and it was a simple goofy scene. it's a bad movie all around
Probably tried and failed to brush it off as imagination.
Cap with Mjolnir was badass desu, easily my favorite scene
And with him old and fulfilled and with Tony Stark fucking dead, I have no more reasons to watch these movies outside of Spiderman
I liked the scene where the women take turns beating up spider-man after captain marvel identifies him as a white male.
Marvel is dead because of this cunt
Bravo, Disney.
>i meant "killed" metaphorically, you simply stopped caring for these characters because it's a clusterfuck where nothing matters and has no emotional punch
Oh no I know exactly what you meant.
I was just happy Steve got to live and didn't have to suffer that fate at the same time.
Same but with Guardians 3. It'll be the last MCU movie I'll even pirate, and only because Gunn's in the chair.
Stop being evil. The world you live in depends on white men. Undermining white men, white history, and white society, is like cutting off your hands out of spite. Short-sighted, and founded on hubris.
>What about people that killed themselves after all their loved ones got snapped?
>What about people who died during the 5 years?
>What about people who were indirectly killed by the snap (airplane passengers/people in surgery)
>How is the world supposed to just carry on with half the population suddenly back? What about property and belongings?
>Do the people brought back just resume their current age? Will their license need an asterix?
>Did people return to the exact place they were snapped?
Thanos May be dabbing on the haters in a children’s video game, but hulk dabbed on children to their faces. Based.
unironically based
for a second I thought that guy was a depressed overweight Banner.
sneed
>the 4 black people in my theater whipping and whooing as soon as Black Panther showed up
>everyone else whipping and whooing when Spidey showed up
>3 girls literally run out of the theater sobbing after Tony's death
People are really connected to this franchise
The disconnect was evident in the Black Widow scene. Why would she and Hawkeye be fighting over who has to die? When she did fall to her death, no one in the theater I was in gave a shit.
>Same but with Guardians 3. It'll be the last MCU movie I'll even pirate, and only because Gunn's in the chair.
Didn't Gunn get the boot?
I would figure they'd undo all his work to avoid media shitflinging.
I started sobbing when I saw they made Thor a fat fuck
Have sex
I started cheering when I saw they made Thor a 300 year old boomer
>Thor, a great warrior with exception skill with a hammer becomes a fat beareded drunk of a king
>How is the world supposed to just carry on with half the population suddenly back? What about property and belongings?
Fun fact, you'd actually get better quality of life if you were willing to work for it
Half the workforce means double the wages. Special skills become even more required which means more dosh for those with know how. Property values sink because there's so much of it.
So on, so forth.
>Most OP hero is female
Til she got her shit rocked with a Power Stone punch.
disney's de-aging shit is getting scary. young michael douglas was freaking me out.
No, he got rehired right after Captain Marvel split the fanbase and Iger pulled his damage control card.
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THE GOOD GUYS WON STOP THINKING VOTE DEMOCRAT
>mfw I actually got choked up during the bits with Tony and Thor and their parents, and the funeral scene with the little girl watching Tony's recording.
Parental shit is effective on me it seems. Makes the fat Thor shit even more infuriating because the scenes with his mom were good.
I didn't feel much either. Few did. Gamora's death in Infinity War was much sadder. It was like Black Widow was tired of living, and/or Johansson was tired of the role.
I really can see that coming, Thor retired, that means there will be female Thor in the future, then tony is dead so a female nigger take over him.
Then Gwen Stacy will be spider women
KORG! BRING ME MORE WINE!
I'm just happy they let Iron Man be the hero in the end. He deserved it more then anyone. I was really worried one of the new cunts were gonna steal it from him
It doesn't need basement dwelling subhuman white males.
THANOS SLAYER
GET IN HERE
This did bother me a bit, when Peter and Ned hug at the end, many of those students would have aged 5 years and thus been out of high school, so are we assuming all of Peter's cast mates were snapped?
FPBP
Gamora's death was insanely well told
Thanos is granted humanity, someone he loves, and all else about his drive and who he is is explained. It's a well made hauting scene
Here you have jump cuts to Le Funny Dab Hulk without anything that goes towards that. Just a 'funny' jump cut. The editing is bad all around (and Brie's insertion points are blatant)
Just got back. I'm not even /pol/ and the amount of virtue signaling in this film was insane
This, her death was so out of nowhere that I don't recall thinking anything other then "wait wut"
Does Thor look like a hippie for the entire movie?
>DUDE TIME TRAVEL LMAO
In X-Men, Cable is able to time travel but even he can't fix every problem as he goes back, and the timeline still fucks up.
Here, it's a MAGIC WAND.
Time travel fixing everything is the shittiest plot device ever. Worse than IT WAS ALL A DREAM.
Because only virgins can see the blatant agenda behind this capeshit bullshit
it's not a hippie, he's a crying slob with a beer gut and mantits
Yes, he's reduced to a comedic device
the majority he's hippy mode then he turns on viking mode for the big fight. If you watch it, notice the beard when he suits up.
so why even have villains anymore if time travel (tm) and alternate realities (tm) auto-wins everything?
why even have infinity stones? they can't do shit against time travel (tm).
It honestly looks good with the armor on, like he went full bear mode.
They can have Kang be the villain or a cosmic threat that supersedes it
Don't you fucking understand people need fictional role models to look up to alright.
If a little girl can't look up to fictional character then the entire world is DOOMED okey
And don't go >wuh about an all male sequence
Fuck you, you don't get shit, it's out turn now and even transwomen got their representation with Larson's new haircut.
>Not understanding difference between boomer and doomer
lol just time travel to before they are a threat
only X-Men handled time travel properly, it wasn't an I WIN card, Cable fucked up many times with it
Pacing and editing were definitely a problem.
The Antman scene were he is helped out
of the truck
Ken Jeong is watching on him on security footage
He then leaves and looks back at Ken Jeong who apparently didn't explain to him that half of humanity was gone
Then he walks into a memorial
Looks for a name or his name im still not sure
Greets his daughter
Shows up at Avengers HQ
This all happended in 120 seconds
Captain Marvel is so OP. Wanda looked weak as fuck compared to her.
He was looking for his daughter's name but then found his own
>He then leaves and looks back at Ken Jeong who apparently didn't explain to him that half of humanity was gone
Because Jeong didn't know that the guy had just jumped out from a quantum tunnel and been missing for 5 years.
Literally came here just to get spoilers. This board is fucking trash and if you like capeshit you are just as bad as the fucking star wars people. Eat shit.
>Ken Jeong who apparently didn't explain to him that half of humanity was gone
yeah that was fucking stupid, as well as him looking for his daughter's name among half of san francisco's dead instead of looking for a database and crtl f
the pace was all rushed and the """"emotional"""" stuff comes off as fake as shit
Wanda would beat her. Magic > science. Plus, she can mess with peoples minds.
I don't know dude. If you sit around and get fat, a girl who has been training for 5 years will probably beat you up.
see the first post
>Dad bod thor
ftfy
>Ken Jeong who apparently didn't explain to him that half of humanity was gone
Why would he? It happened 5 years prior. Antman didn't know any time passed and the security guard didn't know he was gone.
Gee, do you just look for a bad time? Are you a masochist?
I agree, but look at their 1v1 with thanos. They made Carol way more powerful than Wanda.
>Thor, a God, is made into a slob
>Captain Cunt saves the day and has the easiest time with the big bad
I'm glad capeshit is dead now. RDJ got out at the right time.
Ant-Man was only gone for a few hours. It's a bit of a shock to learn that 5 years have passed and half of humanity is gone. He wasn't thinking straight.
This, especially with Bucky right there
>hey, you know that childhood friend that you nearly died trying to save and bring back
>that one that you betrayed the whole country for
>yeah, fuck him give it to the guy you've known for 5 years
Also
>Cap never got to meet back up with the Red Skull
Big missed opportunity right there
the point was to show how retarded Cap Marvel actually is (like in comics). You know they give you a shit tier character when it was sold as all powerful and it's less functional than a retard enraged Hulk.
Agreed.
All the OG avengers have paid their dues.
why is she even broken tier
>made via a stone
Thanos literally ripped the head off a stone user in IW.
Nope
So they are making their own cinematic universe. And they’re going to sell it as a progressive interpretation based on production interviews.
These fucking people don’t understand that comic book fans generally just want films to be made on shit like The Killing Joke.
Get raped.
So Ken Jeong doesn't ask this random person what he is doing there and Ant-Man doesnt ask him what year it is or why his van is in a junkyard?
He instead asks a random teenager on a bicycle what happended?. Instead of an adult who was shown reading a newspaper? Logic is fucking retarded.
It wasn't?
I just assumed the "guy" he was "dating" was the Hulk
Imagine crying for fiction
Captain America coming back as a fulfilled old man was actually kino. The blacktain america shit was shit
>1. What happens to the Cap on the timeline OUR Cap decides to grow old in
Man's frozen. My guess is either he tells Peggy Everything and waits until that Timeline's cap is unfrozen to come back OR he helps unfreeze that timeline's cap in time and somehow stays with his girlfriend? Fuck is this confusing
Last I thought I heard, the sales had been tanking, and they were trying to backpedal on all the Burger King Kid’s club replacements, and bringing back the original heroes.
Did people in airplanes get resurrected in the air?
No. The future is islamic patriarchy where roasties are second class citizens and
Did cap stop loki from vanishing with the cube?
That's what I was talking about. Falcon does become Captain America for a time, but Bucky would have been the better narrative choice.
Then you add in the "America hates blacks" horseshit.
The fuck does "patriot" even mean anymore.
I’m fine making Endgame my jumping off point. We seem to be entering the cucked era of Marvel, and I will not be along for that ride.
This part was so good. Easily my favorite sequence of the movie
Hopefully they salvage her shitty character by having her learn that punching and shooting lasers will not solve all her problems.
I want to see Dr. Doom put that bitch in her place.
They really want the next captain america to be black.
I'm glad she wasn't relevant at all in the movie, except as a fucking space towing truck and being use as a missile to destroy a giant ship.
From the get go, never made sense that you have characters with movies spanning ten years and out of nowhere appears a character nobody gives a fuck to solve all the problems.
As much as people bitch about editing and other details on a three hour long movie, I'm glad she wasn't the most ham fisted deus ex machina plot device ever conceived to one up a bad guy.
This. Blamed the bad sales on racism and then figured out people liked the original characters they have been following for decades.
This was Kino.
All that time working with Thor paid off!
So Cap essentially deletes Peggy’s granddaughter from existence that he hooked up with? Kind of fucked up.
imagine paying for this
There's no way I'd actually pay for their comics after the shit they've pulled. Fuck them.
her being stronger than the gauntlet and stones is kind of dumb.
Too fuckin bad ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>What about people that killed themselves after all their loved ones got snapped?
Died
>What about people who died during the 5 years?
Died
>What about people who were indirectly killed by the snap (airplane passengers/people in surgery)
Lived
>How is the world supposed to just carry on with half the population suddenly back? What about property and belongings?
Abandoned. Of course some people are going to come back and find their shit stolen.
>Do the people brought back just resume their current age? Will their license need an asterix?
Aye
>Did people return to the exact place they were snapped?
Yes. Falcon, Wakandians all came from Wakanda; Spiderman and Strange came from Titan
I honestly would consider watching more of Marvel movie if I get a X-men movie and Rogue goes to save the day to a fucking airport, intercepts this fucking robot and leaves her in a coma after taking her super strenght.
That's why Captain Marvel exist, to be a plot device to give extra powers to Rogue.
Ant-Man had no reason to ask what year it is because only 5 hours had passed for him.
Captain Bitch isn't even the problem.
It's that TIME TRAVEL IS USED TO REVERSE ANY OUTCOME. It's fucking lazy.
>lol time travel
>lol galactus shows up
>LOL TIME TRAVEL AGAIN
It's not. It's growing bigger every year.
Uhh no sweetie shes still the strongest, name 1 other character to take a hit from thanos and smirk it off. GO have sex.
true, because if you are white you should drop your interests in jewish assets to begin with
10/10 pozzed
This.
So this is a closed loop? The Avengers were always at those different points of time just offscreen? Did Cap kill his old self to replace himself?
Time Travel is gay as fuck
Well maybe the girl he hooked up with is actually his granddaughter. Sure he sprayed some super soldier goo in that old cunt.
>I heard sighs and groans from the audience, even from girls.
Doubt
Yeah he cries and has panic/anxiety attacks too(he literally says omg I think im having an anxiety attack!" and begins to hyperventilate and be useless
dilate
Niggers chimp out even at the slightest utterance of "N" word. Now tell me who is more fragile
You think it will grow with RDJ gone and Brie "bitch" Larson in?
Nope.
The biggest problem with the girl power scene is how it fucking shows that they've had plenty of female superheroes that have just been ignored this whole time. I mean Wanda is pretty badass but every movie she gets shoved to the side. Makes me think of IW when the black chick says "Why was she up there all this time?"
Why was Wanda up there? She's powerful and isn't a complete cunt like Larson, I enjoy seeing her character on screen. Like when she grabbed Thanos and slowly started to destroy him I was rooting for her to stop him, because after all Thanos killed Vision and she really wanted her revenge, probably more than anyone else. Meanwhile Larson starts attacking him and I switch oer to hoping Thanos kicks her shit in.
Cap using Mjolnir was pretty fucking nice
the whole lang photo with kids scene was way too long
>the imagery of Cap facing off against Thanos and his army alone
>then turning around to see all the Avengers returning to back him up
This movie did some stuff right
>I am inevitable
>And I am Iron Man
good shit
This will eventually kill capeshit and possibly bring the whole Hollywood racket to its knees. There is still enough interest for the next few releases to do pretty well and BP 2 will easily break 1.5 billion, but sooner or later one or two of these movies will flop (relatively speaking when considering WW box office and marketing costs) and the investors will panic.
Studios are throwing all their eggs in the capeshit blockbuster basket and one bad year could wipe them out. With the Chinese buying up properties and eyeing to replace Hollywood it may be all over for American dominance in film. At the least new Chinese overlords will veto any woke stuff and encourage more traditional roles as they are simply concerned with (a enforcing their regional hegenmony and b) making money.
>That spacing
I know what the real problem is here
This.
Too bad shitskins and niggers are not capable of maintaining civilization handed to them by white males
>>I am inevitable
>>And I am Iron Man
>good shit
yikes, spotted the American.
I was one of the girls.
based quill ends up with a 5 year younger gf
He understands the dynamic of the quantum realm. It was explained to him in Ant-Man and the Wasp. Not like he wasn't aware of that when he got in there. So to say he didn't know that a large amount of time had passed until his daughter told him is Bullshit. All he had to do was look at the van and how beat up and rusted it was.
Not even gonna guess what shit hole you're from
Wait Brie browse 4chin? Yea Forums?
Have sjws not yet noticed that only white males have lifted Mjolnir so far?
Yes. I know it was made for the final scene with cap and peggy happy together but it was all so confusing.
My guess is that he came back to 1940 in the Original timeline, explained Peggy everything, and stayed in the shadows with her until he was unfrozen to come back to 2023. Cap could have easily lived a life in his own house since he has already lived through all shit and basically wants to retire and live a happy life. Since he apparently returned all the stones, things didn't change so much in the timelines
The problem comes when Unfrozen Cap gets to meet Old Peggy in Winter Soldier. I guess Retired Cap told her what to tell Unfrozen Cap which is still fucked up. That and the whole Sharon thing
>Closed Loop
Consider old Cap, probably.
>Always there
If closed loop Yes. But the Ancient one straight up says:
"If you take our stone to save you're reality, ours will fuck up."
So that is contradicting info.
>Did Cap kill his old self to replace himself?
2012 Cap got knocked the hell out, probably woke up thinking he was attacked by Loki.
>Time Travel is gay as fuck
Yes. It's fucking mess.
In a Q&A video someone suggest that captain feminism can lift Thor's hammer and he makes that same expression, you can tell he despises her.
GODS I WAS STRONG
Fuckin Aces.
So we've established that Quill and Steve both got out of this shitshow more chad than before.
>come back to life
>already dealt with the will and redistrubed your property to other people
>have to undo it
>this X thousands of times
Hey Yea Forums, Yea Forums here. Someone tried to force this meme over in Yea Forums and Yea Forums a little while ago. It failed. Want to know how?
NOBODY FUCKING RESPONDED TO THEM, YOU RETARDS! THAT'S ALL IT TAKES! IF YOU RESPOND, YOU'RE CONFIRMING THAT IT INFURIATES YOU AND THEY'LL KEEP DOING IT FOR EASY YOUS!
I mean, they are right. I do hate nigger
Destroyed.
have children
>the imagery of Cap facing off against Thanos and his army alone
Kino
"Can I get a beer?"
"Sorry kid, you're underage."
"But I was born in 1995..."
This is probably my favorite meme. It's much better than onions, and it cuts to the heart of so many incels.
also the guy who plays the gay character is joe russo, the director of the movie
That moment where he finally said "Avengers assemble" was ridiculously cheesy, pure fanservice.
And I loved it.
Would have been even better if Tony had quoted the full "And there came a day unlike any other" sentence in his goodbye hologram.
>Thanos is acting his big purple heart out
>The block of cheese is just doing her one vaguely smug face
The purest of kino
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The real question is why the fuck did they get Joe Biden to play old Cap when he's running for president. They took the film and made it a campaign ad for the 2020 election.
Plus, she was effectively made the same way as Wanda and Pietro (mind stone energy vs space stone energy) and Pietro was killed by a few normal ass bullets.
based incel cuck
He should have yelled it.
Yeah could have just done something like that. God metabolism made him drop 15 kilos in a week or some shit.
Reminder that Cap and Stark are the most based characters in the MCU and it died when they did
>old captain america sneaks behind groot
>starts groping
RDJ demanded 80 million dollar salary for this movie. MCU cant afford him anymore hence the retirement.
Show tits
When thanos ship fired on the avengers building and everyone survived I was taken out of the movie instantly
This. Especially ant man, that nigger got a rocket to the face and he survived.
Fucking Disney shits money, they can afford anything
The short scene where Iron Man and Rescue fight together made my peepee become The Big PP
She's her niece, so no effect
Unironically true
Hopefully it is the end of capeshit. But what will the next fad be?
The six stones pretty much make you omnipotent. I'm sure Banner wished that the people in airplanes or the sea or in cars or in rollercoasters or in outer space were restored in safe places, and it happened
I'm guessing the people talking shit about Falcon aren't familiar with what kind of person the actor is. He's a far cry from a token nigger, and him becoming CA is from the comics. Marvel comics were always about pushing progressive values anyways. I don't know why people think this is new.
>Movie has made $220 million already in only one day in China and a couple other foreign countries
New Asgard is a tiny shithole town
Thor leaving Valkyrie in charge means he can now have adventures with the guardians of the galaxy while she manages the shitty town full of hobos and fortnite players
This. With Cap and Iron Man gone I can safely say Endgame is peak MCU. It will slowly make less money until it becomes unaffordable and some movie has to be rushed in to end all the story arcs
Changing the past doesn't change the future, they explained that.
Peggy would have two lives in the current year, one with Cap and one without Cap.
I honestly prefer CM to Dr. Strange. His character is annoying, is a glorified magician and needs to either grow an actual beard or shave. The fake Goatee is so cringe. The actor is so droll and dry, at least Brie is nice to look at
Why would Bucky even want to be Cap?
He has nothing to prove, and probably much like Cap, wishes his fighting was over.
Yeah and everyone hates that they made Sargeant Falcon into Captain America in the comics, too. No one cares about how nice Mackey is, he isn't Captain America and trying to force it won't make people accept it.
She was up there that whole time so that when he stone was out of vision she could destroy it immediately.
How have the female superheroes been ignored? They been in plenty of movies with plenty of screen time and character arcs.
Bruh Captain Marvel only flew in at the end to blow up a ship and that's it
She was literally Kirby from Smash Bros. Brawl
It just sucks because most Cap fans really enjoyed Brubaker's Bucky-Cap run and seeing Bucky assume the mantle feels more genuine as Steve holds a much stronger connection with him than anyone else. There was an entire movie about that one relationship.
Why the fuck would you want to look at that smug cunt. Like sure she is theoretically attractive, but her bitch aura really ruins everything.
>is the guy from another country called wakanda an American Patriot? If so, he can fuck my wife while I watch
I agree, he shouted "avengers" but then kind of murmured "assemble".
jesus christ captain marvel looked so much better with long hair
>Thor left Valkyrie in charge of relocating the asgardians to a new town
>Half of the asgardians that were snapped and returned still want the new planet with shiny palaces they were searching for when Asgard was destroyed
>Most likely will rebel again Valkyrie while Fat Thor retires and gets to have fun with some mercenaries in space while still having his god powers
Clever fucker. I wish he got /fit/ again however
>Complain that Thor doesn't look like or act enough like a viking
Thor looks and acts like a viking
>Complain Thor looks and acts like a viking too much
I don't care Falcon is black, the mantle should have been given to Bucky.
Falcon is going to be useless with the shield anyway since he's not a super soldier.
Dr. Strange has so much potential and they wasted it with kaleidoscope floors. It's still way better than Carl Manvers.
>Brie is nice to look at
I some have bad news for you: you're a faggot.
He'll be fit again in GotG3
I wasn't specifically talking about that moment in IW, but rather with the female characters in the franchise. With Captain marvel we got the big "IT THE FIRST FEMALE SUPERHERO FILM" when she's just a shitty character.
Basically what I'm trying to say is that gurl power scene showed the horrible decision making by not having a solo film, or a film where any of the other female characters are the focus.
I'm also pretty fucking tired so my thoughts might not exactly be clear right now.
>High profile black actor/rolemodel says a lot of violence in black communities is because black men take everything as an attack on their masculinity and feel the need to respond with violence, no matter how silly and inconsequential
>Instead of hoping that his message reaches some black people and makes them think "maybe I shouldn't chimp out and shoot people because they stared at me for a second" the same people who complain about black crime just write him off as a nigger and want him to shut up
Why would you not want this guy as the guy Hollywood pushes as a black rolemodel?
>party_fighter_gets_pity_artifact.webm
Captain America is a symbol and a leader. Someone with Bucky's past wouldn't really work in that role.
You can't teach niggers not to nig.
Good on Sam's actor for not being a nigger. Heck I'm not entirely against him as Cap, but I know from experience it wont work. It never works.
Captain America is interesting because he's Steve Rogers. People want a movie ABOUT Steve Rogers, not Sam Wilson.
yep they really needed to kill off at least one or two people more naturally and it seemed like that was going to happen. ant man is supposed to just be some average guy.
No real tension, and now we have time travel.
>You can't teach niggers not to nig.
Teaching a few not to nig and shutting up the argument that they get no representation is preferable to the state of things now. I'd much rather have someone like him than a cunt like Brie in a new, prominent role.
intersectional capeshit
Then give Sam his own stand alone flick.
Actually, fair's fair. Depending on how they market it, it could just be a Falcon movie with him using the shield or whatever, and have Rogers on a supporting role.
No I agree, I thought having more female lead films along the way would have been great, but apparently there was this thing where Marvel decided that "it wouldn't work".
Are there any female lead superheroes in the comics that aren't shitty like Captain Marvel?
I think a solo Scarlet Witch film could work.
They had already split out too many solo film franchises. The main three Avengers that started everything are men. They were trying to get Antman to a place where he and Wasp were equal partners but you need the origin story to work up to it. They had get the blacksploitation working with Black Panther. Spiderman is Marvel's most popular hero by far so they couldn't pass up the opportunity to incorporate him. The only space they would have had would have been to drop Dr. Strange and/or Guardians of the Galaxy but then you need to figure out other ways of introducing the time and power stones.
Handing over a "mantle" so intrinsically linked with the persona of an individual never, ever works, and Marvel has proven time and time again that trying to rebrand a B-tier name as an A-ier hero doesn't work. See their comics line over the past decade.
I wish they would do more to establish a base for more minor characters like Falcon to become a "name" instead of a transitory figure for woke marketing bucks. But they don't won't to risk a "Falcon" feature so instead we get a team-up show with another B-tier hero (who is actually beloved by fans).
I actually like Falcon in the movies, though. He was a total bro in TWS.
They don't give a fuck about reality and you're not going to logic them in to giving up the cudgels with which they beat whites over the head.
the movie costed 400 mil
a quarter of that is his salary
the mouse may be rich but he knows a scam when he sees one.
Neither does Sergeant Falcon.
Yes? The point is neither of them are really Captain America so crying that it would have made sense to make it Bucky is dumb.
Bucky is a terrorist and a public enemy to the world as far as common people know, and he has been hidden to the populace since Civil War. People would straight up reject him or at least be very untrustful of him if he just shows up one day as Captain America