Why was this even made? Was it to mock the entire franchise...

Why was this even made? Was it to mock the entire franchise? Ridley Scott crammed every hacky space horror movie trope into this thing, made the crew totally retarded & unprofessional, then shat all over the entire world building from Prometheus & made the story go absolutely nowhere.

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Imagine fucking that alien.

>made the crew totally retarded & unprofessional
And yet somehow said crew still managed to be less retarded than the one in Prometheus.

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Nobody liked Prometheus or it's dogshit Crucifixion on Alien lore.

ridley scott is senile

>Why was this even made?

ridley wanted to continue on with his new direction after promethus and make kino, but angry redditors and xenomorph fanchildren spooked the studio with their reaction to it, which is why we ended up with this instead

to this day, I don't know what the hell Prometheus is?

You think people are professional in alien2???? Goofiest military

unironically this
and the crew just goes along with it because he's boss and he's the whimsical genius!

but the reality is he's lost his bottle. He thinks making retarded scientist slapstick to shill weird space jesus christianity memes is what he's supposed to do.

The series got progressively worse with every installment. Remember when it used to be a horror series? Now it's just pure sci-fi.

Not really dude. These new guys got right off the ship without even helmets not knowing a damn thing about the strange planet they just came across other than the air being breathable, then start poking at random shit on the ground getting a snoot full of whatever weird alien shit its giving off. Who would do that??!

Because youre a fag who bitches about things he doesnt understand

But its Ridley Scott. They didn't give him full control?

But it does sound like studio meddling to a T. They wanted spooky xeno back, so he gave it to them in the worst way possible, just reusing old hashes from the previous films all the way down to naming the crew after states & shit.

They're roughnecks though so its at least believable that they're stupid.

I wanna fuck that Xenomorph in the pussy.

>still managed to be less retarded than the one in Prometheus.

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>professional in alien2
Go in, get ass kicked, decide to pull back and nuke it from orbit. Very reasonable plan.

this

That's what Giger would have wanted.

>Blomkamp's Alien 3 died for this

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Holy fuck you're right!

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only way to be sure

Prometheus and Covenant were shit but I still enjoyed them because of Fassbender.

What's the word on possible sequels?

Some guys just fall off creatively when they get old. I think this happens to most, actually. He had his window and it was good. It's time to ignore this guy now.

Alien 3 was a false prophet. Alien resurrection was the anti christ. The two avp movies were Armageddon. There's literally no lower than this. Jingle all the way featuring alien . Just make the next whole cast black

Would you?

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>none of them even asked about bonuses

gross negligence

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Don't mind me just being the only good sequel to Alien

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Why can't people get over Hicks dying? Who cares if he dies, it's Alien, everyone dies.

yes

It was made because when Prometheus came out, you faggots screeched about "muh no xenos" "muh no terruh." So Ridley said fuck it...ditch the Engineers angle and give them another xeno terror flick.

BITCHFEST.

So now he's done and I don't blame him. And we get no story resolution on the Engineers. Thanks.

Are you pretending like any of it's predecessors weren't equally shitty? You've gotta turn your brain off on all of them so why pick this one out?

alien>>>>covenant>aliens>>>>the rest.

Please I can only handle so much poon

Yes, now the important question is, would it suck your cock with it's normal mouth or the mini-mouth?

First one, then the other.
Try not to guess where she will be sticking the end of her tail.

>Who would do that??!
The crew of the Prometheus.

The space jockeys were the only interesting things thats came outta this franchise since the queen in Aliens. Ridley hit the nuke button when David dropped that black goo on them.

>And we get no story resolution on the Engineers.
Everyone stopped caring about them when he changed them from creepy giant Elephant aliens to fucking big blue smurfcock not-humans.

I wouldn't say that. Didn't the crew in the first one say it was an exoskeleton of some kind anyway?

The first time I saw that helmet collapse onto the engineer's head in the trailer I got a boner.

""""""Everyone""""""

the original script for prometheus had a scene explaining that charlize theron specifically hired bottom of the barrel people so the mission would fail.