Is Cotton the most based character in King of the Hill?
Is Cotton the most based character in King of the Hill?
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He was responsible for by far the funniest moment of the show.
>I don't know want to die with my sissy son who "loves" me. You gonna bring me roses because you LOVE me? Get outta here, I can't even look at you! How dare you love me!
>But I don't, I don't love you-
>*flatlines*
>Is Cotton the most based character in King of the Hill?
Well how many of the other characters killed fitty men?
Didn't kill fitty men
>Hank, bobby and I have decided he's gonna stick vegetables up his nose for a living, he is not going to take over the family gas station
Bobby is the most based, because he has a more complex character, but still just b urselfs
I don't think hank was his real son
>incels think befriending a woman is fucking
IF YOU DRIVE A NAZI CAR OR AN I-TALIAN SCOOTER YOU GET YOUR AXIS LOVIN ASS OUTTA HERE
they can't SHOW it, it aired on FOX. FOX won't even show death.
>Luanne
>Min
Reaching too far
Bobby was an absolute alpha male
he was actually a dick
and not in a "oh grow up hank, builds character" way, I mean he tortured his son endlessly even though Hank basically did everything he could
>gets truamatized as a kid cant shoot
>learns to shoot again through therapy
>cotton shows up at the tournament just to jeer at him and bet against him
>the only thing he leaves hank when he dies is his chores list and flushing his remains down a toilet
>has hank born in the restroom at yankee stadium
>gets hank drunk so he can be an alibi for rowing to cuba(admittedly, this was hilarious)
>Didn't kill fitty men
You don't know that.
Joseph could have been right about him being a cannibal
>I don't think hank was his real son
His half-Japanese brother sired by Cotton bore a strong resemblance to Hank in both appearance and mannerism
>Hank never fucked Luanne by "accident"
why
He married Luanne in one episode.
I’m pretty confident they didn’t have sex in that episode
no sneed is
Bobby is Bill's son
PUMP JOCKEY
do you have a single fact to back that up?
Bobby is cottons son
WORKS FER TIPS
a daring synthesis
If you haven't killed fiddy men you are officially a pussy in my book.
Cringe
Does he marry into it?
>It's a Cotton and Bobby episode