Is Cotton the most based character in King of the Hill?

Is Cotton the most based character in King of the Hill?

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yes.

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He was responsible for by far the funniest moment of the show.

>I don't know want to die with my sissy son who "loves" me. You gonna bring me roses because you LOVE me? Get outta here, I can't even look at you! How dare you love me!

>But I don't, I don't love you-

>*flatlines*

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>Is Cotton the most based character in King of the Hill?
Well how many of the other characters killed fitty men?

Didn't kill fitty men

>Hank, bobby and I have decided he's gonna stick vegetables up his nose for a living, he is not going to take over the family gas station

Bobby is the most based, because he has a more complex character, but still just b urselfs

I don't think hank was his real son

>incels think befriending a woman is fucking

IF YOU DRIVE A NAZI CAR OR AN I-TALIAN SCOOTER YOU GET YOUR AXIS LOVIN ASS OUTTA HERE

they can't SHOW it, it aired on FOX. FOX won't even show death.

>Luanne
>Min
Reaching too far

Bobby was an absolute alpha male

he was actually a dick

and not in a "oh grow up hank, builds character" way, I mean he tortured his son endlessly even though Hank basically did everything he could

>gets truamatized as a kid cant shoot
>learns to shoot again through therapy
>cotton shows up at the tournament just to jeer at him and bet against him

>the only thing he leaves hank when he dies is his chores list and flushing his remains down a toilet
>has hank born in the restroom at yankee stadium
>gets hank drunk so he can be an alibi for rowing to cuba(admittedly, this was hilarious)

>Didn't kill fitty men
You don't know that.

Joseph could have been right about him being a cannibal

>I don't think hank was his real son
His half-Japanese brother sired by Cotton bore a strong resemblance to Hank in both appearance and mannerism

>Hank never fucked Luanne by "accident"
why

He married Luanne in one episode.

I’m pretty confident they didn’t have sex in that episode

no sneed is

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Bobby is Bill's son

PUMP JOCKEY

do you have a single fact to back that up?

Bobby is cottons son

WORKS FER TIPS

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a daring synthesis

If you haven't killed fiddy men you are officially a pussy in my book.

Cringe

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Does he marry into it?

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>It's a Cotton and Bobby episode

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