What kind of fuckery is this?
What kind of fuckery is this?
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>Adjusts glasses.
Hmm. It appears that you're a fucking moron who still pays for Netflix.
>shrugs
That's just my opinion though.
bay is free and netflix originals are uploaded there at most 2 days after its released so are old show, just finished fraiser and on season 6 of cheers
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>bay is free and netflix originals are uploaded there at most 2 days after its released so are old show, just finished fraiser and on season 6 of cheers
What's that?
based
>100 million dollars to keep friends
Gosling?
Hulu doesn't keep jewing up their prices...hmm...
Being billions of dollars in debt.
:^)
The Office is 3% of all watch time on Netflix. Friends is probably higher if they paid that much. They are losing Friends soon and The Office in 2021
>paying for netflix
>getting jewed hard
Net neutrality
>regularly subscribing to Netflix
All you need is based Amazon which I get just for Prime Shipping.
Inflation.
/thread
Nothing at all to do with that
>get my wife a roku so she can have netflix and hbo go
>all she ever watches is over-the-air
why do you have chickflix you squirming woman
The logistical cost of Netflix's business is increasing astronomically as ISP's, studios, and media companies all try to create competing services, and Netflix pumps billions in loans into its own content. Netflix's existing revenue is insufficient. They raise the cost a dollar at a time to slowly acclimate their customers to higher prices while not alarming those who don't bother checking their bank statements.
>loses Disney
>need more money now
>based
The word had lost all meaning.
>improve the netflix experience
>by charging you more
haha stupid normies
No.
It's obviously Jews and blacks and feminists.
>What's that?
I remember back when they still had star ratings and user reviews they sent an email apologizing that they had to increase the price and promised they would never do it again.
Just like your life. KYS
imagine being this cucked
who the fuck watches originals? Amazon, Netflix, Hulu, they're all fucking shit because they jumpcut everything to keep the ADHD addled zoomer brain entertained.
Just get an Amazon prime membership and pirate everything else you brainlets.
>netflix originals are uploaded there at most 2 days
Find something better than 'the bay' user. Netflix originals are ripped and upload within the hour now.
I remember when you could search their entire catalog database for titles in an easily scanned text format, sorted by various parameters. And streaming came free with a DVD subscription. And almost everything was available for rental in DVD format. And it was cheap. And shitbag ISP's weren't throttling your bandwidth. Netflix sux now and everything is gay and broken.
>at most
and thats for complete season torrents
love death robots wasn't completely terrible, korean zombies was kino, DD S1 was good.
>they sent an email apologizing that they had to increase the price and promised they would never do it again.
Do you still have this
This this this those shows are extreme garbage. A few months ago I pretended to be friends with my coworkers so i could have people to talk to. Every night we hung out at their filthy smelly house they turned on their amazon smart tv and loaded up one of those shows out of an endless sea of near identical shows and sat and fucking watched the screen silently like a pair of braindead husks of humans. In every 45 minute episode there is maybe one whole minute of silence and 30 seconds without dialogue. I actually ceased to believe I was interacting with adult humans. They would even rewatch certain shows/episodes and quote lines to me as characters said them. Hour after hour they would spend sitting in the same spots in the middle of a giant fucking mess they called their room. I don't know what normies really are but their souls left their bodies a loooong time ago.
Anyone else seen shit like this? Are any of you lile this?
holy cringe batman
I use it for Star Trek and The Office
Originals are for faggot millennials don't push this on us based zoomers
>bay
Kid, there are sites that stream the episode as it airs and has a 1080p copy up within a hour after broadcasting.
Why would you hang out with them several times then?
it's you living under a rock they announced this shit like 3 months ago
that being said, netflix is a fucking money pit and I can't wait for its demise
>he pays for propaganda
>he doesn't fully embrace our cyperpunk dystopia
>dat projection
>thinks he can deceive the goyim
Stop making shit up faggot. Here's a solution. Pic related
No.
I remember when they had South Park and The Boondocks. Seriously what is Netflix even good for now?
Star Trek
Yeah that's true I guess
Nobody else to talk to where I lived at the time. It was better when we went out and did shit but the times we sat at their house I bought my weed and left in a jiffy
This did really happen and it must be super common because million upon millions of people watch those shows that dont have a single redeeming quality. I hate jews I already know theyre responsible for this.
it's the "oh shit we're burning through boomers' money and they're all dying, better jack up the prices so that when we inevitably go bankrupt because we're billions in the hole with nothing to really show for it but when we declare bankruptcy it won't be as bad on our golden parachutes" kind
Netflix is doomed
Who pays for this? Fuck Netflix, all these sjws agenda and shit shows. Rather Buy a strong rope to hang myself than to give these fucking greedy fuckers anything.
So what you're saying is a VPN is cheaper.
Some people literally pay money to have propaganda beamed directly into their brain.
Is this some sort of Reddit meme?
Based Star Trek bro
>Seriously what is Netflix even good for now?
Beyonce: Homecoming
ayyy
>paying for a propaganda machine
it's a nice racket they have going.
I get Netflix free with my cell phone provider and even then I never use it. I always browse for 20-30 minutes before settling on some garbage to watch. I’d rather use Hulu, which I also get free.
These. Fuck Netflix, it’s like the twitter of tv and film
>2019 paying for jewflix streaming service
>not owing 35mm prints of your favorite kinos
>I watch The Office and Friends
speaking of bay, whens that Netflix Michael bay movie out?
Reminder that goyflix was founded by the nephew of a CIA propaganda psychologist. They run at a billion dollar yearly defecit because a shadow bank managing 5.98 trillion dollars in assets known as Blackrock funds them.
You're a braindead corporate slave if you pay money for this and watch their shitty shows.
drop a link my nigga
nice post boomer
Source pls.
>korean zombies
whats that?
Everything I mentioned can be verified on wikipedia.
>Hi Gullible Idiot, we're upping the price of our service because we've burned too much of our money on mediocre original titles while neglecting the movie service that made us so popular up until this point by adding in shitty Z-tier movies instead of the top tier titles we used to get. Enjoy Stranger Things Season 3!
npc's cannot fathom the idea of something like this being real, it's almost funny how tragicly pozzed our subverted culture has become
>Enjoy Stranger Things Season 3
doubt it.
literally everything is some form of perversion, call me a conspiratard I don't care. they ARE turning the frickin' frogs gay
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Oy vey goy, its just a coincidence! Hes totally not jewish either....
you don't have to convince me. culture creation and control is real. it's scary how effective it is. you don't even have to consume that media yourself, other people will do it for you and enforce those values through social pressure. mind boggling.
Kingdom
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His best-known campaigns include a 1929 effort to promote female smoking by branding cigarettes as feminist "Torches of Freedom" and his work for the United Fruit Company connected with the CIA-orchestrated overthrow of the democratically elected Guatemalan government in 1954. He worked for dozens of major American corporations including Procter & Gamble and General Electric, and for government agencies, politicians, and non-profit organizations
>Citing works of writers such as Gustave Le Bon, Wilfred Trotter, Walter Lippmann, and his own double uncle Sigmund Freud, he described the masses as irrational and subject to herd instinct—and outlined how skilled practitioners could use crowd psychology and psychoanalysis to control them in desirable ways.[5][6]
Its totally normal that this guy's nephew founded netflix xD btw it doesnt matter that theyre jewish
Are Rokus worth getting?
I've been trying to convince my friend to sell me his xbone and he mostly just wants it for streaming apps and shit in his bedroom (which is like 15 feet from his living room but whatever).
Always get hard copies of stuff you like. These streaming formats will screw you over every time.
>tfw remember getting netflix in the first place to stream Dexter, King of the Hill and The Boondocks in 2010
>tfw wouldn't rewatch Dexter for the life of me anymore and the other two shows have been gone for years
I can't even remember the last series I actually watched on there, Mindhunter maybe?
>btw it doesnt matter that theyre jewish
true, theyre just so ultra mega high IQ they can be 1% of the population yet overrepresented in every subversive "field of study" and institution ever.
Yes, it absolutely does not matter at all that they are jewish. Ya, these people are nearly always Jewish, but it doesnt matter at all. I am not an antisemite, so i fail to notice anything here. It is merely a coincidence.
>television and film
>every
you're a nigger shill for fossil fuel and health insurance companies and arms dealers and war niggers that train you to blame boogiemen for the problems they are causing in your life. Prove me wrong.
I've been saying this for years but unfortunately the retarded masses keep moving from physical over to streaming in droves the past few years.
Pretty soon we won't even get new players for movies or even game consoles with disk drives anymore.
>schizophrenic strawman: the post
there's a reason why everyone knows "you people" are jewish without you letting it on, bro.
I got the same email OP! I uncensored it though for transparency's sake.
>watching what you want when you want
Literally all you need for this is a half-way good internet connection and no cuckflix
The thing about prime is you get free 2 day shipping on anything you can imagine and ridiculous discounts(in addition to their video library) and it's only 100$ a year, which is like 8$ a month.
You'd be a fool to not get this deal.
Sauce???
I get it user. A lot of people are like this but you'll never make friends with people like me because I don't make friends.
>Just get an Amazon prime
Fuck you, kike
Yes they are. There's also a bunch of free shit like pluto tv, tubi and roku has its own channel.
Just say what it is, faggot.
I hope people drop shitty Netflix for Disney's streaming service
they'll have to because Disney is buying Hulu
Netflix loses 8% of their customers with every $1 price increase but they still end up making more than they lose.
okay but why is grandma dressed up as lady liberty
>not finding a good streaming site
Pitiful child
The last season of Terrace House was up on torrent sites 2 days before it was released on Netflix.
>mfw I got stuck with Terrace House in my "continue watching" queue forever because I watched the torrent
Netflix is adding almost as many subscribers in one year as HBO did in 40 years
That can’t be right.
Why not? 8% is nothing when they get even more new subscribers every year. The money sink comes from their original shows, a lot of them are just expensive and awful.
What's the benefit of even having Netflix anymore? I use my parent's but there's barely anything worthwhile on there, so I end up watching things on YouTube instead.
why are americans unable to use free streaming sites / ddl / torrents? 90% of your modern media is anti white propaganda anyway so why pay for it
>$100 per year
>based
>order like 6 things per year.
>Can get free shipping if you spend over $25 anyways
And that's a good thing.
Bay. Just think. Bay. What had the word >Bay
It's free and has the word Bay. It isn't that hard.
Those numbers are fucked. You know how many people use visa gift cards for free trials? Once they ban Visa gift cards their numbers will drastically drop and show the truth. I haven't paid for Netflix in years.
J
Based and red pilled.
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kek
alright. You know where I can find a torrent or streaming site for the japanese dub for 300?
Guantanamo?
I don't use netflix anymore but when I used to I'd always go to instantwatcher to browse because netflix's ui gave me cancer. I had to cancel netflix on recommendation from my doctor.
stargate sg-1 is the show I'd always go back to but netflix couldn't keep it consistently so fuck them
>want to watch something legally
>have to sign up to this site
>repeat about 20 times
or go to your local immoral filesharing website and get all of them hassle free.
I’m pretty sure there’s a crying lady liberty worked into every cartoon by Kelly
member when it cost $7/month?
No because I've never been stupid enough to pay for shit that I can easily pirate for free.
For the love of god don’t use the Pirate Bay user
>ur dumb if you don’t pirate everything
torrent a rope and kys
Good goy. Pay for your propaganda.
Enjoy your continuous price hikes goyim
>paying for being cucked
>act surprised when cucked
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Yeah, this guy is right. Fuck pirates and pirate Bay. Be an upstanding citizen and pay m- I mean pay for entertainment.
>not using free trials every month
do you even try
You're right! I'm signing up right now! Everyone else should too!
Yeah, I'm thinking I'm done.
>Prices of services rising
>Shows and Movies shotgun blasted across multiple services as exclusives causing services people already pay for to lose shit they wanted to watch
>People aren't willing to pay dozens of dollars monthly per service to watch one or two things
It's almost a wonder VPNs and Piracy are on the rise for even the most normal of people. Probably really makes those multibillion dollar services think, and then subsequently not care
Say it with me: N E T F L I X K I L L E R
This. I used to pay $7.99 to stream and seeing the new price? Fuck all that. Glad I stopped using them.
where is your 4k subscription fuck face
fpbp based
first post based post
not the guy you replied to but Chad has never seen a desktop in his entire life, he'd be the one to use Apple products.
He'd just phonepost
I mean... really you should strive to have such a life that you can ignore media for a year and not really care.
Eventually you'll be paying 100 bucks a month for it and it will have commercials on every program, same as cable.
if you cant find streaming sites you really dont deserve them.
Pirating is so piss easy these days, you really has to be next level technologically illiterate to not figure out everything in 3-5 minutes
Or over the age of 30.
His mouse isn't even plugged in, he's moving the cursor through sheer effected disinterest.
>paying
>for tv
>literally ever
>scrolling through that endless loop of garbage they try to pass off as things you may like to see
>that ui that tries to hide how terrible their library is by not letting you easily search things
why would you do this to yourself when kodi runs on a ton of different devices? $35 pi, $50 fire stick/box, endless selection of stuff to watch with actual sorting options that don't just show you the same shit over and over
>sensiblechuckle.jpeg
That's pretty funny desu, you sure you don't have some heeb blood in your veins?
Is kodi still viable? Weren't all the add-on makers getting sued and quitting?
Hulu is considered to be bought by Apple or Amazon, I don't remember
>paying for Sorosflix
better now than years ago since theres so many more streaming sites to rip from. addons come and go whether its for legal reasons or the creator just gets bored, so you have to check whats new from time to time.
glad i have plex and a server
based netflix cucking consumers
it's never meant anything.
>not downloading hvec x265 vp9 opus rips
Lerl
>amazon prime
yikes
It's worth it to have my Chinese cartoons and fancy underwear shipped to me within 2 days so I don't have to go to a store desu
This is why Disney + will win.
>meanwhile hulu is only $6 with ads or $12 with now adds and has a way better selection of tv shows to watch
That's a pretty good idea and all but did you know stark dies killing thanos?
>20% annual price increase to counteract the 1.9% annual inflation rate
Based retard.
I've literally only ever seen the Raimi Spiderman movies breh
>namefag
>>>/Reddit/
I just watch jiocinema lol
>still
>implying it was acceptable at some point
why tf do you think noone interacts with eatch other anymore ? its all soulless husks evrywhere.
who the fuck do you think is served with these middles eastern wars you mogoloid sub human ? out of evy military intervention israel has profited in one way or the other. noone has voted for this.
>namefag
>>>/reddit/
I feel like a lot of normies are going to dismiss it because of the name Disney. Disney is still seen mostly as kid shit, even though they own a lot of other IPs. Unless it's marketed really well they'll just assume it's the equivalent to disney channel or some shit and not bother
>hey guys remember NETFLIX
>hey guys remember PIRATEBAY
fucking boomers jesus christ, what next, HBO and usenet?
If it's ONLY going to be shit that is owned by disney, I honestly only see this getting hardcore fans, and maybe some housewives who want it as a babysitter. THey are exclusively focusing on family friendly content, and adults will find very little fitting entertainment. Only way I can see this being succesful is a bundle with Hulu
Imagine writing something smug like this on an anonymous chinese cartoon image board and feeling proud of yourself afterward
>I can't wait 3 days for free shipping because I need it now!!!!
based and piratepilled
Apple comin' yo.
because they are smart enough to have commercial plan and a no commercial plan.
Netflix is throwing away billions by not doing that too.
Anybody remember the time it got split into two different services and reversed it within 48 hours because everybody was abandoning ship after the ceo said people would pay whatever he made them?
Nobody else does either.
>What kind of fuckery is this?
It's no secret that it'll go up a couple bucks a month on average until it's $50/month or more.
There's really no point in complaining with every bump.
>You'd be a fool to not get this deal.
You're joking, right?
I prefer instant streaming at the highest quality, would rather bite the bullet and pay for this shit than use any hard drive space. I'm sure Netflix will be dead soon but for now it's way more convenient.
Who is this cutie?
Bob
its free premium shipping not just free shipping which "pays off" after 2-3 orders m8
Old news.
if you are shipping to fucking austrailia maybe
That happened a long time ago.
hi consumer cuck! how is the latest Stranger Things episode??? Is it epic????!!!
>$12.99!
Big business wonders why nobody trusts them when they're still, in this day and age, not honest enough to say $13.00.
Lmao
>Visa Gift cards
How does that work
Chad uses ubuntu